[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!
Chapter 87 Give You a Little Red Flower
"boom--"
"Ow—"
Following Lin Jiaojiao's sound of "Pick up the soap", Jason stared dumbfounded at the two assassins rushing up behind her slipped and fell to the ground.
The long sword in one person's hand even accidentally poked straight into the weak point of the kneeling companion with his buttocks raised high, making the other party deeply feel the "unbearable pain of the chrysanthemum".
Naturally, the assassin in front couldn't bear to howl.
Jason had never seen this kind of scene before, and couldn't help "thumping" back a few steps.
He silently covered a place that seemed to be in pain with his hands behind his back, and the corners of his mouth twitched: This, is it so cruel? !I... I'm still a child!
Also, who said Gotham was dark?Obviously Los Angeles is more cruel than Gotham...
Lin Jiaojiao heard the sound, turned over, and saw two people dressed as assassins laying on the ground crying, and two pieces of soap beside them that were shining with forgiving light.
She secretly took a look at the pose that was attacking the two of them, and couldn't help but want to sing a certain line in the song "Chrysanthemum Terrace..." in her heart.
However, at least she still remembered that there was an immature Robin bird here, so she turned her head to look at him.
"you……"
Just as she was about to say something, Jason swallowed hard and grabbed the conversation: "Sister... Sister, I, I'm going back first..."
She stopped for a moment and waved her hand: "No, these two people..."
Who knows, before she could finish speaking, Jason said again: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll just take it back!"
Before he finished speaking, he grabbed the feet of the two adult assassins and ran away in a hurry.
In order to escape, Jason didn't have time to look at the road, so the two assassins in his hands fell into bad luck. The back of their heads kept bumping into obstacles, and finally passed out.
Lin Jiaojiao looked at his running speed, touched her smooth little face innocently, and fell into self-doubt: ...emmmmm, so she looks so scary?
Jason, who was busy running away, suddenly had an itchy nose and sneezed out.
Without looking at the road, he stepped on something, staggered, and rushed forward. He subconsciously dragged the two people in his hand to make a pad for himself.
"……Well!"
The assassin in a coma was hit hard again, blood oozing from the corner of his mouth.
Assassin who passed out: MMP, you can't treat me like this just because I'm unconscious!
If one were to ask what the two parties who tried to attack Lin Jiaojiao thought about it, it would probably be——
The assassin in question: I regret it now, I regret it very much...
After Jason Xiaoniao left with the two assassins, Lin Jiaojiao turned her attention to the remaining assassins.
Having seen the tragic experience of their companions, this group of people rarely felt the fear of being dominated by soap.
They retreated in unison in silence, and then followed Jason's example, fleeing this terrible place quickly.
But could Lin Jiaojiao let them go?
She folded her hands on her chest, grinning at the corners of her mouth, revealing a sweet smile: "[Reward you a little red flower] [If you don't want it, you have to]~"
The assassins who were about to escape found that the ground around them suddenly mushroomed, and many bright red flowers grew.
They were wondering, when they saw these big red flowers suddenly grinned, revealing a bloody mouth, and while they weren't paying attention, they swallowed their upper body, clenching them tightly and refusing to let go.
The assassins who couldn't break free were shocked: What kind of devil is this? ? ! ! !
Lin Jiaojiao looked at the dozen or so assassins struggling in front of her, as well as the ruins of the teaching building and dormitory building outside, rolled her eyes, took out her phone and sent a text message.
When Natasha and Steve left together, she seemed to inadvertently ask: "Captain, you have taught Linda, do you know her preferences? For example, what kind of man does she like?"
Upon hearing Linda's name, Steve's heart skipped a beat, thinking she had discovered something.
He was struggling with what to say when he heard a "ding" from his small mobile phone.
As if relieved, he quickly took out his phone, only to see that the sender was Linda as Natasha had said.
He was in a dilemma for a while.
Sensing the change in Steve's expression, Natasha's eyes remained unchanged, but a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "Captain, whose text message is it? Is it from S.H.I.E.L.D.?"
Steve suppressed the heat from his ears, and deliberately calmed down: "No, it's Linda's."
Natasha stared at Steve's flushed cheeks, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
Steve opened the text message, and after seeing the content clearly, his expression changed drastically, and the flush on his face before quickly faded away.
"What's the matter?" Natasha, who had a keen sense, asked.
With a sullen face, Steve dialed Nick Fury and Tony, and hurriedly explained: "... Linda and their dormitory and teaching building at UCLA were blown up by a group of masked men."
"No way, their school was bombed again?!" Barton was confused when he got the news: "Does Linda have the attribute of bombing a school?"
"Ahem." Banner coughed lightly when he saw the figure behind Barton.
Barton, who didn't notice Banner's reminder, looked envious: "But speaking of it, the skill of blowing up the school every exam is not too good! Last time, it was blown up before the midterm exam, and now it's blown up again in the final exam..."
"Oh? Are you envious?"
"That must be!" Barton, who had no idea that the danger was approaching, felt something was wrong as soon as he opened his mouth, and finally reacted.
Barton finally understood the meaning of Banner's winking, and he immediately smirked a few times: "But speaking of it, does this mean that she is going back to New York again?"
"Well, that's true!" Stark behind Barton heard this, his eyes lit up and his face was soft, but he forgot what Barton said just now.
"Let's go! Let's pick up little Linda back to New York, my daughter must be scared now!"
Barton & Banner: Do you have any misunderstandings about Linda's ability and psychological endurance? !Also, are you addicted to being a dad? !
However, no matter how the goose misunderstood, S.H.I.E.L.D. sent agents, and the main superheroes of the Avengers also ran to Los Angeles.
However, when the two parties arrived at the scene and saw the scene in front of the dormitory building, they all fell silent in unison.
Stark was taken aback by the scene in front of him: "What the hell is this?!"
Natasha looked at the struggling legs in the mouth of the big red piranha, and couldn't help twitching the corner of her mouth: "It's the masked man that piranha and Linda are talking about..."
Just when Steve was about to say something, he felt the wind behind him. He turned around quickly, but just in time to hug the person in his arms.
Seeing this scene, Stark and other Avengers members:! ! !
Steve: ? ? ?
"Ow—"
Following Lin Jiaojiao's sound of "Pick up the soap", Jason stared dumbfounded at the two assassins rushing up behind her slipped and fell to the ground.
The long sword in one person's hand even accidentally poked straight into the weak point of the kneeling companion with his buttocks raised high, making the other party deeply feel the "unbearable pain of the chrysanthemum".
Naturally, the assassin in front couldn't bear to howl.
Jason had never seen this kind of scene before, and couldn't help "thumping" back a few steps.
He silently covered a place that seemed to be in pain with his hands behind his back, and the corners of his mouth twitched: This, is it so cruel? !I... I'm still a child!
Also, who said Gotham was dark?Obviously Los Angeles is more cruel than Gotham...
Lin Jiaojiao heard the sound, turned over, and saw two people dressed as assassins laying on the ground crying, and two pieces of soap beside them that were shining with forgiving light.
She secretly took a look at the pose that was attacking the two of them, and couldn't help but want to sing a certain line in the song "Chrysanthemum Terrace..." in her heart.
However, at least she still remembered that there was an immature Robin bird here, so she turned her head to look at him.
"you……"
Just as she was about to say something, Jason swallowed hard and grabbed the conversation: "Sister... Sister, I, I'm going back first..."
She stopped for a moment and waved her hand: "No, these two people..."
Who knows, before she could finish speaking, Jason said again: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll just take it back!"
Before he finished speaking, he grabbed the feet of the two adult assassins and ran away in a hurry.
In order to escape, Jason didn't have time to look at the road, so the two assassins in his hands fell into bad luck. The back of their heads kept bumping into obstacles, and finally passed out.
Lin Jiaojiao looked at his running speed, touched her smooth little face innocently, and fell into self-doubt: ...emmmmm, so she looks so scary?
Jason, who was busy running away, suddenly had an itchy nose and sneezed out.
Without looking at the road, he stepped on something, staggered, and rushed forward. He subconsciously dragged the two people in his hand to make a pad for himself.
"……Well!"
The assassin in a coma was hit hard again, blood oozing from the corner of his mouth.
Assassin who passed out: MMP, you can't treat me like this just because I'm unconscious!
If one were to ask what the two parties who tried to attack Lin Jiaojiao thought about it, it would probably be——
The assassin in question: I regret it now, I regret it very much...
After Jason Xiaoniao left with the two assassins, Lin Jiaojiao turned her attention to the remaining assassins.
Having seen the tragic experience of their companions, this group of people rarely felt the fear of being dominated by soap.
They retreated in unison in silence, and then followed Jason's example, fleeing this terrible place quickly.
But could Lin Jiaojiao let them go?
She folded her hands on her chest, grinning at the corners of her mouth, revealing a sweet smile: "[Reward you a little red flower] [If you don't want it, you have to]~"
The assassins who were about to escape found that the ground around them suddenly mushroomed, and many bright red flowers grew.
They were wondering, when they saw these big red flowers suddenly grinned, revealing a bloody mouth, and while they weren't paying attention, they swallowed their upper body, clenching them tightly and refusing to let go.
The assassins who couldn't break free were shocked: What kind of devil is this? ? ! ! !
Lin Jiaojiao looked at the dozen or so assassins struggling in front of her, as well as the ruins of the teaching building and dormitory building outside, rolled her eyes, took out her phone and sent a text message.
When Natasha and Steve left together, she seemed to inadvertently ask: "Captain, you have taught Linda, do you know her preferences? For example, what kind of man does she like?"
Upon hearing Linda's name, Steve's heart skipped a beat, thinking she had discovered something.
He was struggling with what to say when he heard a "ding" from his small mobile phone.
As if relieved, he quickly took out his phone, only to see that the sender was Linda as Natasha had said.
He was in a dilemma for a while.
Sensing the change in Steve's expression, Natasha's eyes remained unchanged, but a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "Captain, whose text message is it? Is it from S.H.I.E.L.D.?"
Steve suppressed the heat from his ears, and deliberately calmed down: "No, it's Linda's."
Natasha stared at Steve's flushed cheeks, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
Steve opened the text message, and after seeing the content clearly, his expression changed drastically, and the flush on his face before quickly faded away.
"What's the matter?" Natasha, who had a keen sense, asked.
With a sullen face, Steve dialed Nick Fury and Tony, and hurriedly explained: "... Linda and their dormitory and teaching building at UCLA were blown up by a group of masked men."
"No way, their school was bombed again?!" Barton was confused when he got the news: "Does Linda have the attribute of bombing a school?"
"Ahem." Banner coughed lightly when he saw the figure behind Barton.
Barton, who didn't notice Banner's reminder, looked envious: "But speaking of it, the skill of blowing up the school every exam is not too good! Last time, it was blown up before the midterm exam, and now it's blown up again in the final exam..."
"Oh? Are you envious?"
"That must be!" Barton, who had no idea that the danger was approaching, felt something was wrong as soon as he opened his mouth, and finally reacted.
Barton finally understood the meaning of Banner's winking, and he immediately smirked a few times: "But speaking of it, does this mean that she is going back to New York again?"
"Well, that's true!" Stark behind Barton heard this, his eyes lit up and his face was soft, but he forgot what Barton said just now.
"Let's go! Let's pick up little Linda back to New York, my daughter must be scared now!"
Barton & Banner: Do you have any misunderstandings about Linda's ability and psychological endurance? !Also, are you addicted to being a dad? !
However, no matter how the goose misunderstood, S.H.I.E.L.D. sent agents, and the main superheroes of the Avengers also ran to Los Angeles.
However, when the two parties arrived at the scene and saw the scene in front of the dormitory building, they all fell silent in unison.
Stark was taken aback by the scene in front of him: "What the hell is this?!"
Natasha looked at the struggling legs in the mouth of the big red piranha, and couldn't help twitching the corner of her mouth: "It's the masked man that piranha and Linda are talking about..."
Just when Steve was about to say something, he felt the wind behind him. He turned around quickly, but just in time to hug the person in his arms.
Seeing this scene, Stark and other Avengers members:! ! !
Steve: ? ? ?
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