[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!
Chapter 79 The feeling of being green at any time
"You kicked me."
The young man's indifferent tone made Lin Jiaojiao's heart tighten, and she blurted out an apology.
"sorry Sorry!"
However, the family of four just stared at her expressionlessly, their eyes like a pool of stagnant water.
The girl beside him tilted her head and grinned strangely: "Excuse me?"
The eyes of the family of four made Lin Jiaojiao's back sweat profusely——
The eyes of this group of people are not human at all!Instead, it gave her a feeling of cyberman in Doctor Who...
"Mom, I'll do it myself." The boy stopped his parents from coming forward.
The meticulous mother with red hair straightened her sleeves with a stern face, and nodded slightly: "Children, pay attention to etiquette. [Kids, manners!]"
Seeing the posture of this group of people, Lin Jiaojiao still couldn't figure it out.
A little bit of sweat oozes from her forehead: who the fuck is this!
Her heart skipped a beat, but a smile appeared on her face: "I'm sorry, I was wrong about this matter, I can compensate you for whatever you need..."
However, before she finished speaking, the boy had already walked in front of her and punched her.
Probably her previous training had an effect. When Lin Jiaojiao saw the fist approaching, she subconsciously squatted down to avoid this wave of attacks.
The boy's legs and feet also approached quickly, and Lin Jiaojiao rolled on the spot, again a perfect miss.
"Brother, you are too weak." The red-haired girl on the side obviously became dissatisfied, and seemed to want to join the battlefield.
The middle-aged woman also frowned and urged: "Son, hurry up, your sister has to go shopping in the supermarket!"
Listening to their conversation as if no one else was there, Lin Jiaojiao was also offended.
Lin Jiaojiao: Heh, if I don't teach you a lesson today, I don't deserve to celebrate Father's Day!
She stroked her sleeves, and immediately sent herself a [Power!The feeling of being green at any time! ]'s emoji package.
The next moment, she suddenly turned into a strongman, rushed to the side of the road, picked up the green trash can that was half a person high, and put it on the head of the boy who didn't dodge.
"Bang bang—"
Caught off guard, the trapped boy went crazy and tried to break free from the stinking trash can. Unfortunately, he realized that he seemed to be imprisoned in the trash can, and he couldn't get out at all.
The dark trash can prevented him from seeing the situation outside at all, but he didn't know that his sister's parents were given a half-person-high trash can for free by Lin Jiaojiao, and they were beaten up.
Seeing a few people still struggling to figure it out in the trash can, Lin Jiaojiao sneered again, but her brain was running at high speed looking for various emoticons.
Suddenly, Lin Jiaojiao's eyes lit up when she saw a certain emoji.
She turned her head to face the family with only two legs left outside the trash can, and muttered silently—"[Why don't you, Your Excellency, the wind rise and skyrocket to ninety thousand miles?]"
Seeing the four green human-shaped trash cans exploding into the sky like fireworks, she pointed her middle fingers at the four human-shaped trash cans with satisfaction: Well, a family of four needs to be neat and tidy to be interesting!
It was a long time after she left that the family of four fell back to the ground, and were rescued from the trash can by passing sanitation workers with difficulty.
However, the poor sanitation worker never thought that the four "poisonous snakes" he rescued finally bit him fatally.
"So, who will come first now?" The woman straightened her messy clothes and asked the two children in front of her.
The two raised their hands at the same time.
The woman pointed at the girl calmly: "Then you go first."
After a while, the family of four re-emerged from the corner.
"Ah! Mom! My body stinks! I also stained my favorite clothes." The girl looked at her blood-stained white shirt collar with a very dissatisfied tone.
The red-haired middle-aged woman raised her mouth and took out a pen from her small bag: "Don't worry, dear."
She smeared the girl's neckline a few times with a pen, and the blood disappeared: "My child, look, it's gone now."
After solving this strange family of four, Lin Jiaojiao took a lot of effort to find the newsstand that Peter was talking about.
Lin Jiaojiao excitedly said: "Boss! Give me a copy of all the comics of the US team!"
The owner of the newsstand is a kind old white man. He said cheerfully, "Little girl, you are late. There are only a few comics left by Captain America."
Lin Jiaojiao looked into the newsstand in disbelief, and pointed suspiciously at the shelf next to the old man: "No, boss, don't you still have a copy?"
Seeing the direction she was pointing at, the boss immediately stood in front of the shelf cautiously: "I kept this for myself specially! It's not for sale! Don't even think about it!"
Lin Jiaojiao was delighted: "It turns out that you are still chasing comics at this age, boss! It's so childish~"
The boss is like a cat whose tail has been stepped on: "You little girl, what do you know!"
The boss blushed and tried to explain to Lin Jiaojiao: "Captain America is the idol of our older generation! Spiritual sustenance, do you understand?!"
Then, he muttered and waved his hands: "Forget it, you're so young, you definitely don't understand."
Lin Jiaojiao had long been frightened by his status as a super fanboy, threw away the money, and ran away in a hurry.
Shelduck, it turns out that Captain America's popularity really covers all ages!
At this time, a remote town in Quebec, Canada.
"Captain, we found this!" Agent NO.13 - Sharon Carter, was also one of the agents in this operation.
She handed the screen to Steve, lowered her eyelids to hide the admiration in her eyes: "This seems to be the leader of Hydra."
Steve nervously didn't notice anything unusual about Sharon Carter.
Instead, all his attention was drawn to the figures in the picture.
"It's the Red Skull!" He thumped the table angrily, "I didn't expect him to be alive!"
The wooden tabletop couldn't withstand Steve's strength, and when his hand left the tabletop, "crash" shattered into slag and fell to the ground.
The anger in Steve's heart was burning, he picked up the shield on the other side of the table, and walked directly to the door: "Tell Nick, I'm going to meet him now!"
Sharon froze for a moment before chasing him out: "Captain, wait! I'll go with you!"
In a dark room, there was a "crackling" sound on the keyboard.
"Huh——Lin Jiaojiao? Linda Lin?" Dick Grayson quickly searched the computer, and finally found Lin Jiaojiao's name.
It was when he searched for this name that he found a lot of strange news.
"Eh...was involved between Iron Man and Norman Osborn?"
"Late night threesome with Iron Man and Osborn?"
All kinds of weird gossip news made Dick once again feel that Sanguan was on the verge of falling off a cliff: "What the hell is this???"
After browsing through all the news about Lin Jiaojiao, the female devil, Dick found out that this female devil is awesome.
"You actually hooked up with your father's old enemy...?"
Does it also mean that the old father finally broke the game?
Soon, Dick shook his head, throwing this weird thought out of his mind.
Forget it, he'd better go to Los Angeles himself to find this girl, and then make further plans!
He grabbed the key on the table with one hand, picked up the box next to the computer with the other, and walked out the door.
"Los Angeles, Lin Jiaojiao..."
Dick stared fixedly at the photo of Lin Jiaojiao in his hand, chuckled lightly, stepped on the gas pedal, and rushed out.
At this moment, Lin Jiaojiao, who had no idea that she was being targeted again, was still flipping through Captain America's comics.
She was lying on the bed in the dormitory, and lazily opened the first page, so she found the address of Jinjiang Comic Company on the inside page: "Wow, there is also the address of the editorial department!"
She stared at the address, and suddenly a thought came to her mind.
Lin Jiaojiao, who just thought of it, jumped up from the bed like a carp, and then sat at the desk, writing something in a hurry.
After writing, she blew on the paper to speed up the drying of the ink.
"Linda, where are you going?"
Peter, with messy Shamat aristocratic red hair, hurried in from outside the campus and was a little curious when he saw her go out.
Lin Jiaojiao mysteriously shook the envelope in her hand: "Send the letter!"
Peter opened his mouth and was about to say something when Gwen and Mary Jane behind him shouted in unison.
Gwen/Mary Jane: "Peter!"
Peter turned back stiffly: "Ah, you're here so soon..."
Seeing this scene, Lin Jiaojiao couldn't help but patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "Beauty is misleading..."
Peter: I'm not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!
When Lin Jiaojiao was far away, Peter remembered that he wanted Lin Jiaojiao to remove the emoji effect for him, and it turned out...
This Lin Jiaojiao just got out of the mailing point and was about to go back when she was stopped at the corner.
"I think we need to talk."
The magnetic male voice fell in Lin Jiaojiao's ears, but it was like a mosquito buzzing.
She raised her head casually: "Do you still want to repeat the experience of that night?"
Dick Grayson's face darkened when she mentioned that night.
He looked at his watch irritably: "How do you know?"
Robin, who realized that he had made a slip of the tongue, softened his tone and opened his palms: "No, can't we talk? Soon, it will only take 5 minutes."
But Lin Jiaojiao didn't want to just do as he wanted: "You help me find the full set of Captain America's comics, and I'll chat with you, whatever you want, at any time, how about it?"
She paused, and then said: "You are Robin, these shouldn't be difficult."
Grayson plucked his ears in disbelief: ...what are you talking about?But what does this have to do with me being Luo Bing? !
Finally confirming that the girl was serious, Grayson agreed.
only……
"How do you know I'm Robin's?"
Lin Jiaojiao glanced at him contemptuously: "You just wear an eye patch, tights, no voice changer, hair color, face shape, height and figure, so even a blind person can recognize who you are?"
Grayson, who thought he was pretending well, only felt a pain in his knee: ... Is he that bad?
Lin Jiaojiao couldn't help complaining again: "However, you are much better than Superman, at least you still know how to move at night, so it is not easy to identify."
"He's a superman, he's really just, and he walks around the world with a pair of glasses in broad daylight. The key is that everyone is blind and doesn't see it. I'm also convinced..."
Robin, who is a member of the blind crowd, only feels that his knees are useless: ...? ? ? ! ! !
The young man's indifferent tone made Lin Jiaojiao's heart tighten, and she blurted out an apology.
"sorry Sorry!"
However, the family of four just stared at her expressionlessly, their eyes like a pool of stagnant water.
The girl beside him tilted her head and grinned strangely: "Excuse me?"
The eyes of the family of four made Lin Jiaojiao's back sweat profusely——
The eyes of this group of people are not human at all!Instead, it gave her a feeling of cyberman in Doctor Who...
"Mom, I'll do it myself." The boy stopped his parents from coming forward.
The meticulous mother with red hair straightened her sleeves with a stern face, and nodded slightly: "Children, pay attention to etiquette. [Kids, manners!]"
Seeing the posture of this group of people, Lin Jiaojiao still couldn't figure it out.
A little bit of sweat oozes from her forehead: who the fuck is this!
Her heart skipped a beat, but a smile appeared on her face: "I'm sorry, I was wrong about this matter, I can compensate you for whatever you need..."
However, before she finished speaking, the boy had already walked in front of her and punched her.
Probably her previous training had an effect. When Lin Jiaojiao saw the fist approaching, she subconsciously squatted down to avoid this wave of attacks.
The boy's legs and feet also approached quickly, and Lin Jiaojiao rolled on the spot, again a perfect miss.
"Brother, you are too weak." The red-haired girl on the side obviously became dissatisfied, and seemed to want to join the battlefield.
The middle-aged woman also frowned and urged: "Son, hurry up, your sister has to go shopping in the supermarket!"
Listening to their conversation as if no one else was there, Lin Jiaojiao was also offended.
Lin Jiaojiao: Heh, if I don't teach you a lesson today, I don't deserve to celebrate Father's Day!
She stroked her sleeves, and immediately sent herself a [Power!The feeling of being green at any time! ]'s emoji package.
The next moment, she suddenly turned into a strongman, rushed to the side of the road, picked up the green trash can that was half a person high, and put it on the head of the boy who didn't dodge.
"Bang bang—"
Caught off guard, the trapped boy went crazy and tried to break free from the stinking trash can. Unfortunately, he realized that he seemed to be imprisoned in the trash can, and he couldn't get out at all.
The dark trash can prevented him from seeing the situation outside at all, but he didn't know that his sister's parents were given a half-person-high trash can for free by Lin Jiaojiao, and they were beaten up.
Seeing a few people still struggling to figure it out in the trash can, Lin Jiaojiao sneered again, but her brain was running at high speed looking for various emoticons.
Suddenly, Lin Jiaojiao's eyes lit up when she saw a certain emoji.
She turned her head to face the family with only two legs left outside the trash can, and muttered silently—"[Why don't you, Your Excellency, the wind rise and skyrocket to ninety thousand miles?]"
Seeing the four green human-shaped trash cans exploding into the sky like fireworks, she pointed her middle fingers at the four human-shaped trash cans with satisfaction: Well, a family of four needs to be neat and tidy to be interesting!
It was a long time after she left that the family of four fell back to the ground, and were rescued from the trash can by passing sanitation workers with difficulty.
However, the poor sanitation worker never thought that the four "poisonous snakes" he rescued finally bit him fatally.
"So, who will come first now?" The woman straightened her messy clothes and asked the two children in front of her.
The two raised their hands at the same time.
The woman pointed at the girl calmly: "Then you go first."
After a while, the family of four re-emerged from the corner.
"Ah! Mom! My body stinks! I also stained my favorite clothes." The girl looked at her blood-stained white shirt collar with a very dissatisfied tone.
The red-haired middle-aged woman raised her mouth and took out a pen from her small bag: "Don't worry, dear."
She smeared the girl's neckline a few times with a pen, and the blood disappeared: "My child, look, it's gone now."
After solving this strange family of four, Lin Jiaojiao took a lot of effort to find the newsstand that Peter was talking about.
Lin Jiaojiao excitedly said: "Boss! Give me a copy of all the comics of the US team!"
The owner of the newsstand is a kind old white man. He said cheerfully, "Little girl, you are late. There are only a few comics left by Captain America."
Lin Jiaojiao looked into the newsstand in disbelief, and pointed suspiciously at the shelf next to the old man: "No, boss, don't you still have a copy?"
Seeing the direction she was pointing at, the boss immediately stood in front of the shelf cautiously: "I kept this for myself specially! It's not for sale! Don't even think about it!"
Lin Jiaojiao was delighted: "It turns out that you are still chasing comics at this age, boss! It's so childish~"
The boss is like a cat whose tail has been stepped on: "You little girl, what do you know!"
The boss blushed and tried to explain to Lin Jiaojiao: "Captain America is the idol of our older generation! Spiritual sustenance, do you understand?!"
Then, he muttered and waved his hands: "Forget it, you're so young, you definitely don't understand."
Lin Jiaojiao had long been frightened by his status as a super fanboy, threw away the money, and ran away in a hurry.
Shelduck, it turns out that Captain America's popularity really covers all ages!
At this time, a remote town in Quebec, Canada.
"Captain, we found this!" Agent NO.13 - Sharon Carter, was also one of the agents in this operation.
She handed the screen to Steve, lowered her eyelids to hide the admiration in her eyes: "This seems to be the leader of Hydra."
Steve nervously didn't notice anything unusual about Sharon Carter.
Instead, all his attention was drawn to the figures in the picture.
"It's the Red Skull!" He thumped the table angrily, "I didn't expect him to be alive!"
The wooden tabletop couldn't withstand Steve's strength, and when his hand left the tabletop, "crash" shattered into slag and fell to the ground.
The anger in Steve's heart was burning, he picked up the shield on the other side of the table, and walked directly to the door: "Tell Nick, I'm going to meet him now!"
Sharon froze for a moment before chasing him out: "Captain, wait! I'll go with you!"
In a dark room, there was a "crackling" sound on the keyboard.
"Huh——Lin Jiaojiao? Linda Lin?" Dick Grayson quickly searched the computer, and finally found Lin Jiaojiao's name.
It was when he searched for this name that he found a lot of strange news.
"Eh...was involved between Iron Man and Norman Osborn?"
"Late night threesome with Iron Man and Osborn?"
All kinds of weird gossip news made Dick once again feel that Sanguan was on the verge of falling off a cliff: "What the hell is this???"
After browsing through all the news about Lin Jiaojiao, the female devil, Dick found out that this female devil is awesome.
"You actually hooked up with your father's old enemy...?"
Does it also mean that the old father finally broke the game?
Soon, Dick shook his head, throwing this weird thought out of his mind.
Forget it, he'd better go to Los Angeles himself to find this girl, and then make further plans!
He grabbed the key on the table with one hand, picked up the box next to the computer with the other, and walked out the door.
"Los Angeles, Lin Jiaojiao..."
Dick stared fixedly at the photo of Lin Jiaojiao in his hand, chuckled lightly, stepped on the gas pedal, and rushed out.
At this moment, Lin Jiaojiao, who had no idea that she was being targeted again, was still flipping through Captain America's comics.
She was lying on the bed in the dormitory, and lazily opened the first page, so she found the address of Jinjiang Comic Company on the inside page: "Wow, there is also the address of the editorial department!"
She stared at the address, and suddenly a thought came to her mind.
Lin Jiaojiao, who just thought of it, jumped up from the bed like a carp, and then sat at the desk, writing something in a hurry.
After writing, she blew on the paper to speed up the drying of the ink.
"Linda, where are you going?"
Peter, with messy Shamat aristocratic red hair, hurried in from outside the campus and was a little curious when he saw her go out.
Lin Jiaojiao mysteriously shook the envelope in her hand: "Send the letter!"
Peter opened his mouth and was about to say something when Gwen and Mary Jane behind him shouted in unison.
Gwen/Mary Jane: "Peter!"
Peter turned back stiffly: "Ah, you're here so soon..."
Seeing this scene, Lin Jiaojiao couldn't help but patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "Beauty is misleading..."
Peter: I'm not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!
When Lin Jiaojiao was far away, Peter remembered that he wanted Lin Jiaojiao to remove the emoji effect for him, and it turned out...
This Lin Jiaojiao just got out of the mailing point and was about to go back when she was stopped at the corner.
"I think we need to talk."
The magnetic male voice fell in Lin Jiaojiao's ears, but it was like a mosquito buzzing.
She raised her head casually: "Do you still want to repeat the experience of that night?"
Dick Grayson's face darkened when she mentioned that night.
He looked at his watch irritably: "How do you know?"
Robin, who realized that he had made a slip of the tongue, softened his tone and opened his palms: "No, can't we talk? Soon, it will only take 5 minutes."
But Lin Jiaojiao didn't want to just do as he wanted: "You help me find the full set of Captain America's comics, and I'll chat with you, whatever you want, at any time, how about it?"
She paused, and then said: "You are Robin, these shouldn't be difficult."
Grayson plucked his ears in disbelief: ...what are you talking about?But what does this have to do with me being Luo Bing? !
Finally confirming that the girl was serious, Grayson agreed.
only……
"How do you know I'm Robin's?"
Lin Jiaojiao glanced at him contemptuously: "You just wear an eye patch, tights, no voice changer, hair color, face shape, height and figure, so even a blind person can recognize who you are?"
Grayson, who thought he was pretending well, only felt a pain in his knee: ... Is he that bad?
Lin Jiaojiao couldn't help complaining again: "However, you are much better than Superman, at least you still know how to move at night, so it is not easy to identify."
"He's a superman, he's really just, and he walks around the world with a pair of glasses in broad daylight. The key is that everyone is blind and doesn't see it. I'm also convinced..."
Robin, who is a member of the blind crowd, only feels that his knees are useless: ...? ? ? ! ! !
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