[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"Squeak—"

Lin Jiaojiao withdrew the emoji in time, and then, the car braked suddenly, and the rubber tires rubbed against the ground, making a loud noise.

However, this is not critical information.

What's important is that because of the huge inertia... She was sitting in the driver's seat and forgot to fasten her seat belt, and she was thrown directly out of the front window of the car.

——That was really... the feeling of flying!

Peter in the back row wanted to save her, but it was too late, he could only watch her "crash", smashed the glass of the car, and flew out.

Everyone didn't expect this magical turning point at all, and they all got out of the car in a hurry.

Steve bent down and leaned closer to her, his blue eyes were full of concern: "Are you okay?"

Hearing the familiar "Howareyou?" that seemed to come from the sky, Lin Jiaojiao, who had been heavily educated in China, her brain twitched, and she subconsciously opened her mouth and replied: "I'm fine. Thank you, and you?" [I fine thanks.And you? ]

The next second, Lin Jiaojiao wailed.

Only then did her nerves belatedly transmit the pain to her cerebral cortex.

Only then did Lin Jiaojiao come to her senses, hugging her legs and crying: "Damn it, she's not well at all!" I'm not fine! Fxxkyou!

Natasha moved closer, touched her leg a few times, and when she felt a little distracted, as soon as Natasha touched a certain place——

"Aww!" Lin Jiaojiao burst into tears of pain.

"Both legs are broken." Natasha calmly came to a conclusion.

Stark and the others were stunned: ...is it so miserable? !

Lin Jiaojiao rejected this conclusion: "No! I don't believe it!"

However, before she finished speaking, she was poked by Natasha again, and she couldn't help but let out another "ow".

Natasha sneered and crossed her hands, hugging her chest: "Come on, continue, if you don't believe me, I'll give you another massage?"

Facing the widowed sister who suddenly had a big boss aura, Lin Jiaojiao lay on the ground trembling: Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I was wrong, 嘿嘿咒鸡QUQ!

After finally accepting the sad fact of her broken leg, she lay on the ground, staring up at the sky, and shed tears of sudden realization: "I finally know why the driveway is still there today, and the old driver is no longer there."

Because in the end, just like her, the skin broke her leg!

Lin Jiaojiao: To be fair, through the ages, she is probably the first one to be fooled by her own abilities, right? !

Of course, this story also taught her a truth - don't be too drivery when driving, and don't be too delicate when you are a person, and you must remember to fasten your seat belt.

Hearing that Lin Jiaojiao's legs were broken, Steve hugged the princess directly and picked her up.

Leaning on the captain's generous and strong chest, Lin Jiaojiao was comforted a little.

She recalled the feeling of the hand, and touched it a few more quietly: This is Captain America's big breasts!The real deal!Do not mix with water!

Steve felt the little hands making trouble on his chest, and his ears turned red.

But he was too embarrassed to tell Lin Jiaojiao not to touch it, and he didn't dare to throw the patient down, a little sweat dripped from his forehead.

Natasha looked at Steve's "miserable" appearance, and although she wanted to laugh in her heart, she still didn't express anything in order to take care of the "old man"'s face.

As for getting him out of the siege, that's even more impossible~

Stark squinted at Lin Jiaojiao, watching the excitement was no big deal: "How about it, is the captain's chest easy to touch?"

"It's so touching!" Lin Jiaojiao came to her senses after she finished speaking.

She quickly withdrew her hand, as if nothing had happened: "Ahem, you didn't see anything!"

Peter smirked, staring at the red tips of her ears.

In this situation, Barton, who was supposed to be jumping up and down, remained silent.

Stark raised his eyebrows and poked him curiously: "Clinton, why are you so silent today?"

Barton wrinkled his face and opened his mouth. After seeing the figure in Captain America's arms, he finally gave up on the words that came to his lips.

Stark followed his eyes and had a flash of inspiration: "Are you afraid of Linda?"

Barton coughed lightly, acquiesced, and then managed to get a look of disdain from Stark.

Barton showed an aggrieved expression: Ah, what do you want from me?Fearless like you?A concubine can't do it...

Thinking of Lin Jiaojiao's glorious record in Arkham, Barton couldn't help shivering.

On this end, Steve cleared his throat and said, "Judging from this accident, you still lack exercise."

Lin Jiaojiao was in a mess: No, what does this have to do with my lack of exercise?

Natasha actually also intervened: "Secondary! Babe, your physical fitness is too poor, you should exercise more, and try to only break one leg when you encounter this kind of situation in the future."

Hearing Sister Widow's words, Lin Jiaojiao revealed a trace of immortality in her smile: People in Gotham say I am a devil, but I think you two are the devil...

What does it mean to meet again?Shouldn't a normal person tell her to be careful not to encounter this situation next time? !

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After returning to New York, Peter rushed back to Los Angeles to go to school without stopping, while Lin Jiaojiao was forced to be sent to the hospital by the captain.

Then by coincidence, she actually ran into Hannibal Lecter in the hospital, whom she hadn't seen for a long time.

"Linda?" Professor Lecter, who was registered at the New York General Hospital, rarely came to the hospital, but he didn't expect to meet his students here.

When Lin Jiaojiao heard this familiar voice, she couldn't help shivering again: She just wants to be a peaceful rookie, why doesn't life always let her go? !

"Lai, Professor Lecter!" Lin Jiaojiao forced a smile on her face and said hello to Hannibal.

Hannibal walked over and picked up her medical records. After seeing the contents of the medical records clearly, a light flashed on the lens: "Broken legs?"

Lin Jiaojiao nodded bitterly.

Hannibal pushed the frame on the bridge of his nose with a serious face: "I'm good at orthopedics, how about I come to be your attending doctor?"

Lin Jiaojiao... What else can Lin Jiaojiao do?

After all, she is just a weak, pitiful but edible child...

Facing the gas field of the big boss at the top of the food chain, she had no choice but to agree.

Of course, Steve was more pleased when he saw the badge of Hannibal's chief physician.

"Doctor Lecter, Linda will leave you alone." He solemnly handed Lin Jiaojiao over to Hannibal.

Hannibal nodded reservedly: "Linda is my student and my friend's niece, you don't need to worry."

So, on the first day Lin Jiaojiao went to the hospital, she successfully sold herself, and Hannibal became her attending doctor logically.

Lin Jiaojiao: Isn't that just selling yourself?If you sell a lot, you will get used to it... no wonder!

The days of recuperating in the hospital are very boring, and there is no TV or movie to watch, so Lin Jiaojiao can only chat with people on the Internet all day long.

But today, she met a strange thing.

She joined a fan group of New York superheroes a long time ago, and she often lurked in the group, secretly watching ordinary fans gossip about superheroes.

However, a black fan of the US team was newly added to the group today. When he first joined the group, he criticized the US team for picking up girls everywhere without any basis. His ability and character are low.

As a fan of the American team, Lin Jiaojiao felt that she couldn't bear the grievance for the captain, so she immediately jumped up in the group to pretend to be a corpse, and sprayed back without hesitation.

Team US's licking dog: [I sincerely recommend that you go to the ophthalmologist to have a look at your eyes. If you can't afford the treatment, I can contract everything for you. 】

"Idiots! A bunch of idiots!" Red Skull felt a pain in his head as he watched his subordinates fail in another mission.

He was even so angry that he couldn't choose what to say: "You idiots, don't you all belong to Hydra?!"

His subordinates lowered their heads and twitched the corners of their mouths: ... Yes, we are indeed ... Don't you?

Of course, this group of subordinates did not dare to directly point out the loopholes in Red Skull's words.

Red Skull made a "snap" and threw the file in front of his subordinates: "If you fail the mission next time, don't blame me for being rude!"

When his subordinates retreated, he looked up at the screen again, and when he saw that dazzling [Captain America's dog licking] asking him to go to the ophthalmology department to see his eyes, he couldn't help feeling even more evil.

Hmph, let the leader of Hydra go to the ophthalmology department?Let you feel the venom of Hydra for yourself!Spray until you apologize to the leader hum!

As soon as he thought about it, he did it. He couldn't help but spray all the vicious words at Lin Jiaojiao, and also sprayed out the aggrieved feeling he just got from his subordinates.

Anyway, I wear a vest on the Internet, and I can spray it if I want to, how happy~

The other party was silent for a long time, so long that Red Skull thought that the other party had finally surrendered and went offline, but the other party suddenly replied——

【Why are you so vicious?Is it because he is too ugly to see others, so he is jealous of the beautiful face of the American team? 】

Red Skull only felt a mouthful of old blood spit up in his throat, neither swallowed nor spit out, it was very uncomfortable.

He touched his mask and snorted coldly: "I'm ugly, you are ugly, how can ordinary people like you understand me with my appearance!"

As if aroused, the Red Skull clattered on the keyboard, spraying blood on the unknown person on the other side of the screen.

As a result, the other party replied this time: [Brother, do you really think that I can't hit you, that's why you are so cheap? 】

Red Skull posted a "slightly slightly slightly" tongue out emoticon package, the meaning is self-evident.

On this end, Lin Jiaojiao saw the emoji of the American team professional black, and she became angry from the heart, and gritted her teeth: Hmph, do you really think I can't hit you?Today, my emoji package Xiao Gongju will teach you how to be a person!

Lin Jiaojiao silently said to herself, "[I'm coming to beat you along the network cable, don't go if you have the guts]".

The next moment, she found her body blurred into a light and shadow, and then she really got into her small mobile phone, and followed the signal all the way to the computer of the captain black fan.

Red Skull watched as his screen suddenly went black, and then a face with disheveled hair emerged from the screen, and he grinned at him with a scarlet smile.

He was so frightened that he fell to the ground and screamed, "There is a ghost——"

Lin Jiaojiao also shrank back in fright: What?Ghost?She is also afraid of that thing!

Before the Red Skull could finish screaming, he found that the female ghost dodged and retreated back to the computer screen, her scream was held in her throat, and she couldn't get up or down.

Red Skull: ...?Miss, what's the matter with you?