[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"Linda, are you sure you want to come here to find... Batman?"

Peter, who was sitting inside the Hornet, looked at the tall building opposite, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, always feeling a little flustered.

Poor Peter is always a little uncomfortable in the face of these rich bosses: This is the family business of Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham City!

"How do you find Batman here? Because Bruce Wayne is Batman's patron?"

At this time, Peter has not really become an official member of the Avengers, so he does not know who the person under the Batman uniform is.

However, his habit of nervously blah-blah whenever he encounters something is the same as before.

"Peter!" Lin Jiaojiao looked around, then winked at him furtively: "Come, come, let me show you a big baby!"

Peter's eyes lit up, and he leaned over, only to find that there was a Google photo of Bruce Wayne on Lin Jiaojiao's phone.

"Linda, why are you showing me pictures of him..." What?

Before Peter finished speaking, his eyes widened.

"Fuck, this isn't a bat..." Batman?

Lin Jiaojiao quickly covered his mouth, preventing the word Batman from coming out in time.

"Hush!" Lin Jiaojiao put her right index finger in front of her mouth.

Peter's big almond-colored eyes were full of disbelief.

He lowered his head, imitating Lin Jiaojiao's action just now, covered the upper half of Bruce Wayne's face with his own hand, and looked back and forth at the familiar square jaw several times.

"Fuck, it's really..." Peter murmured, his eyes were a little dull.

"But, but... isn't he rich Master Wayne?"

Lin Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows: "Peter, I wonder if you've heard a word before?"

"Huh?" Peter raised his head in a daze.

Lin Jiaojiao held the back of her head with both hands, and said leisurely: "The poor rely on mutation, and the rich rely on technology."

Peter, who was poor and jingle bells, suddenly felt some pain in his knees.

The smile on the little spider's face gradually disappeared: Do you want to be so heartbroken, old iron!

"Sorry, you don't have an appointment, and you can't see Mr. Wayne. If you really want to see our president, please make an appointment in advance."

The beauty at the front desk wore a proper professional smirk, and rejected Lin Jiaojiao's reckless behavior without hesitation.

Lin Jiaojiao was struggling, and out of the corner of her eye, she suddenly caught a glimpse of Bruce Wayne, who was hugging two beauties on the left and right, and her eyes lit up.

"Lin..." Seeing her troublesome eyes, Peter worriedly opened his mouth and tried to stop her.

However, the Batman on the opposite side had dropped the beauty in his hand and rushed over, hugged Lin Jiaojiao's thigh, and let out a heart-piercing cry——

"father!"

This earth-shattering shout scared all the Wayne Group employees around.

Peter on the side covered his face, thinking about how he should lead Lin Jiaojiao when he turned around, so as not to be beaten to death by Batman.

Lin Jiaojiao saw the emoticon pack called "Kneel Down and Call Dad" subconsciously in her mind, and the original smile on her face was awkward, and then she gradually became flustered.

"Yes, yes, sorry, Mr. Wayne, I, I, I made a mistake!"

Batman, who was controlled by the emoticon pack, could hardly hold back the smile on his face: ... made a mistake? !What can I say other than MMP?

"Please believe me, I really didn't do it on purpose!" Lin Jiaojiao hurriedly helped Bruce Wayne up.

Peter couldn't stand it anymore, and quickly stood up: "Linda, you should quickly remove..."

He deliberately concealed Lin Jiaojiao's ability.

Lin Jiaojiao suddenly realized: "Oh, oh, yes!"

"No matter what you say, I have only one answer, don't think about it, it's impossible, no way!"

After the farce finally ended, Bruce Wayne, who recognized Lin Jiaojiao, carried them upstairs.

It's just that Bruce refused Lin Jiaojiao's desperate request to go to Arkham.

Lin Jiaojiao softly said: "If you are unhappy because of my mistakes that caused this farce, then I will call you Dad in front of everyone, is that okay?"

It's okay if she doesn't mention it, but when she mentions it, Batman's face is as black as his uniform.

The voice squeezed out from between his teeth: "Security!"

"Oh, don't, don't, dad, don't be angry!" Lin Jiaojiao, who was able to bend and stretch, hugged his thigh without hesitation, and refused to let go.

"Master, this kid is really interesting!" Alfred saw everything from the monitor, and almost choked on laughter.

Bruce ignored the laughter of his old butler, and felt powerless facing his leg pendant.

He frowned: "Come down!"

"I don't!" Lin Jiaojiao was playing tricks.

Bruce shook it a few times and tried to pull it away, but to no avail.

"How do you get down?"

Lin Jiaojiao strikes while the iron is hot: "Unless you agree to the previous condition!"

"impossible!"

Lin Jiaojiao snorted, and continued to hold her tightly.

Batman frowned, then ignored her, dragging the large pendant on his leg and continued walking towards his office.

Peter, who was following behind, silently reduced his figure to prevent himself from being angered by Batman.

After closing the office door, Bruce said, "Arkham is too dangerous for you to go. Tell me why you must go there first."

Lin Jiaojiao curled her lips: "I want revenge! The death knell was caught by you again, I can only go in and find him!"

Bruce is silent: This reason... is very good and powerful!

"With your small body, you can only..." Bruceton suddenly remembered the girl's glorious achievements, and always felt that the subsequent dissuasion could not continue.

"Bruce?"

Diana suddenly appeared outside the door, but she saw Lin Jiaojiao sitting on Bruce's feet straight away, her face was blank for a second.

"Um, do I need to leave now?"

Before Bruce could speak, Lin Jiaojiao's brain twitched, she hugged Bruce's thigh, and opened her mouth and said:

"dad--"

Bruce: ...If you weren't a girl, I, Batman, would blow your brains out sooner or later!

Diana let out a "wow", and looked back and forth between Lin Jiaojiao and Bruce with strange eyes: "Bruce, I didn't expect your daughter to be so old..."

Bruce, who was lying on the gun again, felt choked: I am not, I am not, don't talk nonsense!

Because Diana had something to do with Bruce, Lin Jiaojiao and Peter were thrown out by Bruce.

Lin Jiaojiao, who was thrown on the ground, widened her eyes: ... Retaliation!Hongguoguo's revenge!

When Bruce, who had a particularly vengeful stomach, closed the office door, the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

Lin Jiaojiao sat on the ground and gave Bruce a middle finger to Bruce's ecstatic back.

But she still felt puzzled, and silently gifted the other party a carefully selected emoticon package——

【The other party didn't want to talk to you and threw a set of women's clothing at you.jpg】

As for the matter of letting Batman in women's clothing face Wonder Woman, will I be sorry for the question of conscience...

Lin Jiaojiao folded her hands on her chest: I'm sorry, our little fairy has no conscience~

Returning to the Hornet car, Peter felt a little melancholy: "What shall we do next!"

"Don't worry~" Lin Jiaojiao held a piece of dog's tail grass that she pulled out from nowhere in her mouth, and she looked as stable as an old dog.

In the next second, Peter watched the bumblebee rush towards an unknown direction under Lin Jiaojiao's command.

Meanwhile, in the office.

Just as Diana was about to speak, she suddenly saw Bruce's straight suit turned into a suit in the blink of an eye...

Pink cat ear dresses? !

Diana's eyes were full of interest, and she covered her mouth with her right hand and coughed lightly: "I think... Bruce, your hobby is pretty good and cute...?"

As soon as Bruce lowered his head, he saw Lin Jiaojiao's "masterpiece", and the veins on his forehead immediately popped up.

... Sure enough, he threw it lightly just now!

"With all due respect, sir, your suit really fits you well."

With a sullen face, Bruce cut off the monitor, but his heart collapsed: Alfred, you have changed!You are no longer the Alfred who loved me!

Alfred said "Hello" a few times, but he really couldn't hear the reply from his master on the other side, and he didn't look disappointed, but cheerful.

Fortunately, he was quick-witted and quick to capture this picture.

While lamenting the master's youth, Alfred carefully placed it in the depths of the database, preparing to exchange it with Jarvis next door in the future.

It's also a bad thing that Bruce doesn't know the true inner thoughts of the old butler of his bean paste bag, otherwise the whole Gotham would definitely be blown up by now, making it stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

At this time, Bruce discovered another extremely terrifying fact——

No matter what clothes he puts on, he will definitely change back to that pink and tender girl with cat ears in the next second.

Bruce: ...I have a word WTF I don't know... No, I must say it!

Looking at Bruce's pink cat ears, Diana always felt that her hands were ready to move: "Bruce, why don't you just leave it like this, it's pretty cute~"

Bruce was about to drive her away with a blank face: "You go, what's the matter with the drifting bottle!"

Before Diana left, she still couldn't help expressing the longing in her heart: "Those cat ears are really cute, can I touch them? Just one touch?"

Bruce slammed the door in response to her.

Recalling Bruce's attire, Diana said to herself regretfully facing the door: "Bruce is really stingy!"

"Ding"

Diana quickly picked up her mobile phone, it was a text message from Bruce——

[I can hear what you say! ! ! ——B]

Diana smiled and shook her head before leaving.

Bruce in the office looked into the mirror with a stinky face, staring at the pair of kitten ears coveted by Diana.

Wait, it seems to move?

He stared at it for a while, then suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch it.

……etc? !How can it be so soft? !

Before he finished thinking, he heard a bluffing voice in his ear——

"Bruce, Bruce, here I come!"

Before Bruce could cover his ears and find a place to hide, there was a sound of falling tables and chairs in the office.

"Cat ear girl?!" The other party paused for a second, and said even more surprised: "Bruce?! You are actually Bruce?! So you are a womanizer?!"

The black-faced Bruce put his hands down: ...Damn, when can anyone come in casually in his office? !

Also, damn Hal Jordan, you are a bodysuit full of forgiveness, what right do you have to laugh at his cat-eared girl? !