[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

Thanks to Mr. Iron Man for his company all afternoon, Lin Jiaojiao and the others were lucky enough to escape the disastrous sketching class in the afternoon.

On the way back, the little old man, the vice president, was still immersed in the excitement that Mr. Iron Man had signed for him, unable to extricate himself.

Back at the hotel, Lin Jiaojiao thought she could finally have a good rest, but her classmates actually clamored to go to Gotham City to see the gargoyle at night.

What? ? ?Hanging out on a big night out in Gotham? ? ?

Lin Jiaojiao had question marks all over her head, she really wanted to shake the guy who came up with this bad idea desperately, and asked her if she was shitting, why she was so desperate to die.

"It's too dangerous at night, don't go." Lin Jiaojiao tried to stop the group of people who wanted to die: "And you only experienced danger last night, so you are going now, are you sure you are OK?"

What she said made a small number of girls shrink back a bit, but those who took the lead were even more eager to try: "It takes more experience to hone your courage!"

Lin Jiaojiao was speechless and thought that now she finally knew why there were fewer foreigners!

Because it is too tm have the spirit of death!

Lin Jiaojiao still couldn't bear the sight of them going to die, and tried to persuade them: "And the gargoyle can be seen during the day, why do you have to go in the middle of the night?"

Others looked at her with strange eyes: "Because I can see Batman, the Gotham mascot!"

"Cough cough cough!" Hearing this reason, Lin Jiaojiao couldn't help but get stuck: "But didn't you see him last night?"

And you have already licked the true face of Batman many times. She also heard someone call the other Bruce Baby when he was having an X dream.

Lin Jiaojiao really wanted to just say the rest, but she wisely chose to shut up in the end.

"I'm sorry, last night I only saw you, Linda, acting handsome by yourself, but I didn't see my dear Batboy."

Lin Jiaojiao saw that they couldn't stop them from committing suicide, so she pulled up the quilt to cover her face, and said sullenly, "Okay, then you all go and come back early."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" The other party pulled her quilt: "You also go together, Linda~ After all, you are the military force in our courtyard!"

Lin Jiaojiao, who was forced to assume the role of force, was also afraid that something would happen to them, so she had no choice but to go out with them to die.

Lin Jiaojiao thought uncertainly: After all, something really happened, so she could still save her?

"By the way, Linda, can I ask you to use your ability to hold Batman in place for a while, so that we can touch Batman's attractive chest muscles?"

Lin Jiaojiao staggered, almost thinking she had heard wrong: Wait?What are you talking about, classmate?Can you say it again?

After the female classmate recounted it seriously, Lin Jiaojiao refused without hesitation.

Lin Jiaojiao: Young man, your idea is very dangerous!I'm sorry, I... really can't do it!

After ten o'clock in the evening, Lin Jiaojiao and her group sneaked out of the hotel and rushed towards the gargoyle.

Bruce, whom they called Batboy, was also rushing to the gargoyle at the moment.

When Bruce rushed to the gargoyle, he found that a group of girls had gathered on the roof at some point, and there was a girl's face among them, which impressed him deeply.

"Master, isn't this the girl who stole your limelight in your hotel last time?" The butler, A Fu, also saw Lin Jiaojiao in the crowd, and couldn't help being a little curious.

Bruce frowned, turned around and was about to leave, but he heard an exclamation behind him: "Wow, Bat Boy really came out! What luck!"

"Go up and take a photo with Bat Boy! Scallion Duck!!!"

"Wait for me in front!"

"Master, I think the name Batboy is cuter than Batman."

Hearing the smiling voice of the butler Ah Fu in the earphones, Batman just turned off the earphones expressionlessly, his whole body exuding cold air.

Ah Fu said "Hello" to the earphone, but there was no response.

With a doting smile, he said to Jarvis on the side: "My master is still as arrogant as he was when he was a child."

Jarvis on the side seemed to have found a confidant, and took over the conversation: "Hey, my young master is actually similar..."

At this moment, Bruce, who was still staring at Lin Jiaojiao and the others on the top of the building, didn't know how his good Ah Fu was promoting his arrogant reputation behind his back.

Of course, even if Bruce finds out, he... can't do anything about Ah Fu, at most he will find a few more Gotham cannon fodder to vent his anger.

When Lin Jiaojiao's classmates saw Batman's appearance, they rushed towards him excitedly.

Batman saw a group of enthusiastic girls rushing towards him, his face under the mask changed drastically, he turned around and jumped downstairs in a panic.

A group of girls watched eagerly as the black figure disappeared into the night.

"Ah! Speaking of which, Bat Boy's bodysuit really perfectly highlights his good figure!"

Seeing that they could no longer see Batman, the girls began to reminisce about the scene they had just seen.

"Yes, yes, a square jaw is a must for a cool man!"

"Eight pack abs!"

"Strong and powerful thighs!"

"Male dog waist!"

"and also……"

Lin Jiaojiao scratched her head in puzzlement: These people are indeed praising Batman, but why does she always find it weird?

At this time, her former friend suddenly sent her some Q version super English pictures, saying that they were good pictures to share.

She looked at the Q version of Batman, silently saved this picture into the emoticon package, clicked on Peter's chat interface, and was about to send it to him, but she didn't see that the name of the chat interface changed from Peter to Bruce Wayne .

Just as she had just sent the picture, the people present watched in shock as a baby bat fell from the sky with a "plop".

Bruce, who fell from the sky, was very confused by the scene in front of him: No, what happened just now?

Just when Batman was still in a daze, the group of shrewd girls had already rushed forward, threw Batboy to the ground again, and...excitedly raised their hands.

Even as Bruce Wayne, the beauties he met were all reserved, even if they posted it on their own initiative, they were not so... ferocious.

Not to mention when he was Batman... It is Gotham who can stop the fierce image of a child crying at night, how could a woman dare to eat his tofu like this!

Batman, who had been eaten up of tofu, jumped off the building again in a panic and fled, but he felt a little sad: New York women... are as fierce as tigers!

Lin Jiaojiao, who watched the whole process, felt that her jaw was about to drop to the ground, and her brain waves were at the same frequency as Batman for the first time——

These girls are too fierce!

However, she still couldn't understand why Batman suddenly appeared on the roof again, obviously Batman couldn't teleport?

She inadvertently glanced at the screen of her phone, but saw the Q version of Bruce picture she was supposed to send to Peter...and actually sent it to Bruce Wayne himself? !

Lin Jiaojiao, who vaguely guessed the truth, couldn't help being stunned: I haven't seen such a scene... emmmmm I'm sorry, I really haven't seen this scene!

The Q version of Chaoying pictures can actually summon Chaoying himself?

This wave of operations is too coquettish, slip away!

Bruce stumbled into the deserted alley, and after making sure that the group of girls who looked like tigers and wolves were gone behind him, he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

For the first time, he was sincerely thankful that his own father was from Gotham, not New York.

On the way back to the hotel, the girls chattered about the feel and size of Bat Boy, and fantasized about having a good night with Bat Boy.

Lin Jiaojiao looked at the phone without saying a word, silently thinking about the consequences of offending a rich and vengeful Zhenglian boss like Batman.

After all, Batman was also present for what happened last night, and when the other party reacts, he must know that it was her.

Or, she scratched her hair and thought irritably, if it couldn't be done, she would summon Mr. Iron Man...?

Iron Man "Ah Choo" in the New York laboratory sneezed.

"Tony, why do you keep sneezing lately?" Pepper looked at him suspiciously.

Iron Man rubbed his nose nonchalantly: "Don't worry, it's just that someone misses me."

The next day, Lin Jiaojiao and the others got unexpected good news.

Because what happened at the Gotham Hotel the night before yesterday was really terrible, Imperial University worried about the safety of its teachers and students, and directly canceled their sketching trip for the rest of the day, and the sketching location was returned to New York.

The vice president, who had always been frightened, naturally agreed, but the girls were a little regretful, after all, they could no longer face Batman himself, let alone have a romantic night.

Lin Jiaojiao's head was full of black lines: Does this mean that a peony in a foreign country dies under the peony flower, and is also a coquettish ghost?

Fortunately, this group of girls also knows how to measure, so they can only regretfully give up Batman, the Tianshan snow lotus, and turn their attention to the richest man in Gotham, Baby Bruce.

Are they all from Gotham, or are they tall, rich and handsome? Although they cost a little, they can barely get in?

It's really not a good feeling to be back in New York.

Anyway, for Lin Jiaojiao, the oppressive environment in Gotham really couldn't compare to the sunshine in New York.

Even the criminals who robbed the bank were much cuter and weaker than the big villains in Gotham. Lin Jiaojiao, who was withdrawing money at the bank but accidentally ran into a robbery case, sighed a lot while hiding in the corner.

It is these bank robbers who have a common hobby all over the world - they like to put black stockings on their heads, and then poke a few holes to reveal their eyes, mouth and nostrils.

Lin Jiaojiao really couldn't understand the straight-male aesthetics of robbers. Suddenly, this sentence appeared in her head: stockings are indeed a symbol of power. Women can conquer men if they wear them, and they can conquer the bank if they wear them. .

However, this group of people trying to conquer the bank is still a bit too rubbish.

Steve, who appeared in a bank at the same time as her, quickly fled to an unoccupied corner when the incident happened, put on his iconic Star-Spangled Banner tights, rushed in again, and solved the group in two or three The weak chicken robbers with guns were ready to be handed over to the FBI who rushed to the scene.

However, what was surprising was that the group of robbers were still wearing bras. They smiled ferociously, and they were about to pull off the wires on their bodies and die with everyone present.

"Get down—"

However, before Steve finished shouting, he saw the robbers in front of him shaking their hands together, and they flew into the sky happily, with pink butterfly-like wings faintly behind them.

Lin Jiaojiao silently took back her phone, and an emoticon package named "Grass Changing Flying" appeared on the screen of the phone that was still on.

Sorry, she's still here!