[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

At this time, Little Spider's cell phone vibrated suddenly, and someone sent him a text message.

He took it out and glanced at it inadvertently. After reading the content of the text message clearly, his movements became stiff instantly.

Lin Jiaojiao noticed the stiffness of his body and asked curiously, "Peter, what happened?"

The little spider took off his headgear, and his expression was a little crazy: "Ahh! Just now, Mr. Lecter's class was called! Named! And! I! Still! No! In!"

The most tragic moment for contemporary college students is this moment. The teacher does not roll their names when they go to class, but they have to roll their names when they skip class.

Lin Jiaojiao looked at Peter sympathetically: "I won't ask you to retake it once, just don't skip class next time."

Peter scratched his head dejectedly: "But Teacher Lecter asked Gwen to tell me, let me go to his house to have dinner at night, and then tell him the reason why I didn't go to class today. If there is a proper reason, this skipping class The record can be cancelled."

Lin Jiaojiao was just about to say that he was lucky, when she suddenly realized what Peter said.

etc?Hannibal wants to invite Peter to his house for dinner?what to eatFresh girl's liver or human flesh? !

Lin Jiaojiao couldn't help complaining: By the way, why is Hannibal so keen on inviting people to his house for dinner?What did he like about Peter?tender?

However, no matter what Hannibal thinks, there is still some advice that should be given.

Lin Jiaojiao hurriedly stopped her and said, "Don't go! Even if you go to Professor Moriarty's house for dinner, you can't go to Professor Lecter's house!"

Peter wondered: "Why?"

Lin Jiaojiao couldn't tell that Hannibal was a snake-sick ogre. After all, she didn't have any evidence. What if the other party eliminated all traces of the crime?

What if the little spider couldn't help but pick people up after hearing her words?The current Spider-Man is not the fully-grown Spider-Man in the future. If he faces someone like Hannibal alone, he might be crushed by an old stick like Hannibal. The risk is too great. good.

She faltered and said: "Anyway, you just need to remember this. By the way, don't say that I told you not to go."

Peter scratched his head foolishly: "But I have already promised..."

Lin Jiaojiao was shocked: Peter, you are a fool! ! ! ? ? ?

But at this time Peter agreed, and it would definitely be inappropriate for him to refuse, and maybe it would make Hannibal keep an eye on them.

She began to feel distressed, and after pulling her hair tangled for a long time, she said: "Forget it, just go, but when you go to his house, remember not to touch his meat, just vegetarian, it's just the reason, forgive me now I really can't tell you."

Peter was very puzzled by Lin Jiaojiao's advice, but he also knew that his little friend would not harm him, so he agreed.

At this moment, the Osborne father and son rushed into the ward covered in sweat, and met Peter, who had just smirked before he could put on his hood and leave.

Lin Jiaojiao turned pale in shock again, always feeling that this development was not right: oh, oh, oh, why are uncles and the others here at this time! ! !

She who was on the sidelines no longer had time to worry about Hannibal. What she was more worried about now was the little spider who was caught off guard in front of acquaintances, oh, or in front of friends and enemies who would kill and love each other in the future.

The atmosphere in the room stiffened instantly, and the smile on Norman's face gradually disappeared.

Lin Jiaojiao really wanted to just cover her face and not look at the "Sura Field" picture in front of her, but she moved her fingers hanging on both sides of her body, and soon gave up.

"Peter Parker?!" Seeing the incredible scene in front of him, Harry muttered in a trance: "Oh my God! I always feel like I'm dreaming..."

Peter wanted to yell "I'm not" aloud, but it was too late.

Lin Jiaojiao twitched the corners of her mouth, confused with the three people in the room.

She could have used the expression pack of [Gunara Dark God's Forgotten Curse], but not to mention that the three of them have no enmity, and the Osborne father and son treat her like a father, daughter, brother and sister, not to mention, It's just a vest, there should be no need to use this... right?

Three seconds later, what Jiaojiao didn't expect was that Norman jumped up violently: "You silly boy, do you have any plans for Jiaojiao! I didn't expect that I, Osborn, would take all precautions against Stark ( ?), I haven’t guarded against you kid!”

He turned his head aggressively and looked at his own son beside him: "Harry, get my gun up from under the back seat!"

Lin Jiaojiao was dumbfounded: No, take a gun?Uncle, what do you want to do? !

Worried that Peter would be hurt by the furious Norman, Lin Jiaojiao hurriedly jumped out of the hospital bed, and stopped Norman with Harry, not forgetting to tell Peter to leave with a wink.

She hugged Norman and comforted him coquettishly: "Uncle, Peter is just my good friend, don't be so angry!"

The anger of Norman, who was hugged by Lin Jiaojiao, subsided a little. He was about to say something, but that silly boy Peter actually leaned in front of him, not forgetting to test him on the verge of death: "Uncle, my aunt said However, if you are angry, you will age quickly. So don't be angry~"

Norman:? ? ?no!No matter who stops me, I, Norman Osborn, must kill this damn spider today!

Lin Jiaojiao was also convinced by Peter's coquettish manipulation. Just as she was about to drive him away, she quickly put on the hood after seeing him skinny, grabbed the phone and said goodbye to Lin Jiaojiao, and hurriedly jumped out of the window.

Norman, who finally broke free from Harry and Lin Jiaojiao, rushed to the window, looked at the figure jumping back and forth between the buildings in the distance, and gritted his teeth: "Don't let me see you again, you brat!"

After Norman finally calmed down his anger, he tapped Lin Jiaojiao's forehead: "You silly girl, Spider-Man is not a good person, remember to stay away from him next time you see him."

Lin Jiaojiao couldn't laugh or cry at Norman's description.

Isn't Spider-Man a good guy?Well, forget it, as long as uncle is happy~

After calming down, Norman carefully checked Lin Jiaojiao's physical condition, and after confirming with the doctor several times that she was just exhausted and there was no other problem, she led her out of the hospital.

Norman sent Lin Jiaojiao to the hotel under Wayne's name, and then drove back to New York.

Harry on the side watched in bewilderment that his father who brought him to Gotham just forgot about him, and drove away by himself.

Harry doubted life again with a gloomy heart: Is this father his own?Why do you feel that it is less reliable than the free phone bill?

Because of what happened at the Wayne Hotel last night, the vice president was really afraid of this perverted Gotham, and the sketching of the original ecological environment of the Batcave, which had been dragged on for a week, was directly compressed into just two days.

The deputy dean also wanted to run back to New York directly today, but who made him a fool, in order to hook up with the top-ranked Gotham University in the United States, he made every effort to promote the existence of this compulsory course, and now... Even if he wants to run away with others, let alone run back by himself.

The vice president wiped away bitter tears, but when he thought of Lin Jiaojiao, who was so masculine last night, a wave of hope ignited from the bottom of his heart.

Linda is so powerful, she must be able to protect their group, right?right?

Lin Jiaojiao, who had no idea that she was in charge of the military value of the hospital, was still looking for Bumblebee by the side of the road.

But before she found Bumblebee, she met Iron Man and his party first.

Just as Lin Jiaojiao finished greeting them, she saw the last Natasha.

The moment she saw Natasha, Lin Jiaojiao hesitated for a moment: "You..." Seeing that the other party was still following Iron Man of the US team, her heart felt sorry for this beautiful woman who had met once before. There is a faint guess about his identity.

Sure enough, Natasha winked at her, with a charming arc on the corner of her mouth: "Linda, hello, I'm Natasha, I've met before."

Lin Jiaojiao held her breath and covered her heart: It really is my aggressive widow sister!No, no, it's a heart-pounding feeling!

At the same time, the bottom of her heart was silently wailing: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Stark saw Lin Jiaojiao's shy gesture towards Natasha, and he couldn't help the black question mark face: He thinks he is so handsome, why does this girl not blush at him, but she can face Natasha of the same sex? blush?What kind of world is this? ? ?

However, when he saw Lin Jiaojiao blushing at Captain America, Stark became even more dissatisfied and muttered, and even secretly looked at the reflection in the window of a yellow Beetle next to him, Confirm again and again that your appearance has not declined.

At this time, Lin Jiaojiao finally remembered Mr. Iron Man who had saved her, and bowed to him with bright eyes to thank him.

Mr. Iron Man crossed his arms, turned his head and snorted arrogantly, while Barton, who knew his virtues beside him, silently rolled his eyes.

Iron Man and his party also rushed to talk to Baby Bruce at this time, and after greeting each other, they hurriedly parted ways.

As soon as Lin Jiaojiao turned her head, she saw the beetle on the side of the road, and ran over excitedly.

Seeing her, Bumblebee reflexively opened the car door and let her in.

"Bumblebee, let's go for a casual stroll first, anyway, we'll be sketching in the afternoon."

As a result, before the Hornet drove out for a long time, it ran into a traffic jam. The cause of the traffic jam was changing lanes to overtake, and then, it crashed smoothly.

The two drivers were big men, and they quarreled for a long time over such a trivial matter, and even caused a long traffic jam, and the traffic police's mediation was useless.

Lin Jiaojiao was really impatient with such trivial matters, so she took out her mobile phone and pointed at the two of them and sent a harmless emoticon package called [36D's chest cramps].

However, the result of her doing so was that all the drivers at the traffic jam witnessed this strange scene-the chests of two big and thick men swelled rapidly, and one of them was a male driver in a shirt. The button immediately burst open, revealing infinite "spring ♂ love".

Seeing that they suddenly became big ♂ breasts, the faces of the two male drivers changed suddenly, and they screamed in horror at the same time. They quickly covered their chests ♂ with their hands, and then rushed back to their own car without saying a word, and slipped away without any further mention. What a crash problem.

The chief culprit of the traffic jam is gone, and naturally, the traffic jam no longer exists.

Lin Jiaojiao, who has hidden her achievements and fame, grinned: Look, there are many benefits to using emoticons cleverly, and the society depends on everyone~