[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

When she raised her head again, Lin Jiaojiao had a look of astonishment: Wait, wait, why is their leading teacher also following Thomas around? !

She lowered her head, but unexpectedly found that the male teacher who led the team this time was actually assigned to the same discussion group as the driver.

And this kind of rare situation, she only met Zha Kanghe last time when she was at the seaside.

Suddenly, she had a bold guess in her heart.

In order to verify whether this conjecture is true, Lin Jiaojiao searched for an emoticon pack of [Ming people do not speak in secret] in her photo album, but found that this emoticon pack could not be posted, and even if it was sent out, it would be useless.

How fat four? !

She thought about it for a while, and tried to add the emoticon pack of [Smart people don't speak dark words] to [My Favorites]. At this time, a system notification popped up on the interface——

[Reminder: You have reached the upper limit of collection emoticons, and you can collect 300 super-large emoticons when you become a super member~]

She pouted, and pressed the cancel button on the left with disdain: what kind of membership!In my life, Lin Jiaojiao, except for penguin games, I will never be a twisting vine to charge a penny!If you can't do it, I, Lin Jiaojiao, will live broadcast Chixiang!

After deleting an emoticon pack from the collection, Lin Jiaojiao wanted to add a new emoticon pack, and she succeeded easily.

She casually pointed the phone forward and hit the send button.

To her surprise, her method of blind cat bumping into a dead mouse this time actually really worked!

The male teacher, who was still doing Thomas maneuvers, couldn't support his arm. Pia groaned and fell to the ground.

Seeing this, the female student in the front row was about to go up to help her, but saw the male teacher get up from the ground, take a big step with his right leg towards the rear compartment, and made a lunge posture, stretching his right arm forward, palms Looking up, his expression was extremely serious: "Smart people don't speak dark words, I just belong to the same group as Old Jack!"

Before the students could react, he pointed his finger at the students on the car seat viciously, and shouted: "Ming people don't talk dark words, I just want to sell you girls to Gotham!" North!"

Immediately, the students in the entire carriage were in an uproar. Even Lin Jiaojiao, who was vaguely guessing, had no idea that things would turn out like this.

In just two sentences, the amount of information contained is huge.

And this male teacher who exposed too much fell to the ground just after finishing these two sentences.

The rest of the students couldn't be more angry, even if he passed out, it didn't prevent them from teaching him a lesson.

"what--"

Even though he fainted, he still couldn't restrain his miserable cry.

His voice was so sharp that the driver uncle who was still standing on tiptoes, trying to make himself a happy fat swan, trembled a few times uncontrollably.

Lin Jiaojiao sneaked a glance at the fiery gang fight scene, and quickly retracted it, but her heart silently sympathized with the male teacher's future partner——

Feeling that the girls who are professional seem to be a bit fierce, and they only pick on the weak points of men, and she seems to be able to hear the crisp clicking sound.

But what she cares about more now is herself.

Thinking of what she swore a few minutes ago, she felt that her face seemed to be swollen a lot.

but!Even though her face was swollen badly, her fingers unconsciously entered the page of membership activation, and solemnly recharged the annual super membership for one year.

emmmmm... okay... Papa Ma, you win!

Don't you just want to be a member?Charge!

Isn't that just 300 favorite places!Come!

Isn't it just... um... live broadcast eating Xiangxiang!me……

She took a deep breath, gripped her claws, with a serious face: Isn't it Chi Xiang!For those three hundred expressions!For your own little name!Damn it!

Anyway, it's not like she hasn't eaten it before, Yemingsha, Mochiyuesha, Wulingzhi, Ambergris, White Clove, just go to the Chinese medicine store to buy some and eat some during the live broadcast! 【Unreasonable and strong.JPG】

After solving the matter, she curled her lips, turned around and took out her mobile phone, and made two calls casually.

She had just hung up the phone when the girl sitting in front of her came back after teaching her a lesson and asked her curiously, "Who did you call just now?"

"You'll know when you turn around." She smiled and winked at the girls in the front row.

The girl in the front row covered her chest: Oh my god, why do I feel like I was electrocuted by a girl.

At this moment, Lin Jiaojiao's eyes fell on the window, her face changed drastically, and she shouted, "Hurry up and get back to your seats", and quickly walked around the beating crowd and the driver who kept dancing, and came to the driver's seat.

As soon as the accelerator was stepped on, the bus rushed out crookedly with a "coax".

The students who didn't return to their seats in time fell to the ground under the action of inertia.

Pitiful to the two real kidnappers who couldn't control their bodies, they made human flesh mats for the students for free.

The male teacher, who was still screaming, seemed to be crushed by something in an unspeakable part. His voice was extremely sharp at first, and then stopped abruptly.

Lin Jiaojiao didn't have time to check his situation at this time, she was now concentrating on how to get out of here in this hot bus.

However, the facts tell Lin Jiaojiao that there is always a gap between imagination and reality.

Just because she can drive a car doesn't mean she can also drive this kind of bus.

After she crashed the bus into a tree for the third time, everyone urged her to give up the idea of ​​continuing to drive.

"Linda, don't drive. If you keep driving, the car will be scrapped first!"

"Yes, yes, Linda, let someone else go first."

"..."

"Don't yell, don't you see the car behind?" The girl who was sitting in front of her suddenly spoke fiercely, calming everyone present.

Everyone probed out, only to realize that a huge truck was following behind them at some point.

And not long ago, the driver tried to kidnap them here, and this is a place so remote that almost no one would come, so the sudden appearance of the front of the truck is very problematic.

Maybe he is still with the old driver!

Lin Jiaojiao, who had the same thoughts as her classmates, saw the car approaching quickly from the rearview mirror, her heart skipped a beat, and her men turned the steering wheel desperately.

However, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the unsatisfactory steering wheel left its original position, flew out, knocked the driver unconscious, and inflicted a heavy blow from life on the injured teacher lying on the ground. Woke him up from a coma.

He held the man in severe pain proudly, with tears in his eyes: I know life is hard, but this is too damn sad!

Lin Jiaojiao looked at her white and tender hands silently, and blinked her big eyes a few times: Eh o_O?Could it be because she ate spinach last night? !

Everyone here, none of them expected this development, and couldn't help but look at each other in blank dismay.

At this moment, the truck in the back came to the front in the blink of an eye, and the girls in the back seat huddled together again.

As for Lin Jiaojiao...she silently hugged her little phone tightly, always ready.

Suddenly, a beautiful yellow figure jumped up from behind and broke into everyone's eyes. Then, in everyone's eyes, its appearance changed rapidly. When it fell to the ground again, it was already a tall and handsome yellow figure. Black and white robot.

"Wow, that's so cool!" A female student in the car was already attracted by this extremely punk robot, and whistled.

The rest of the people stared at the scene where the car turned into a living person, and were stunned, unable to react for a long time.

Lin Jiaojiao's eyeballs almost fell out of shock from this scene: Wait a minute?Isn't this her sneaky bumblebee!!!∑(Дノ)ノ? !He actually has the face to come back? !

The bumblebee, who knows nothing, tilts his head. With two round blue eyes and a round head, he is more handsome and adds a bit of cuteness with big eyes.

"Zizi—comrades, the loud horn has sounded, and it's time for you to set sail! Comrades, get in the car! The bright future is still in Zizi—"

This familiar line made Lin Jiaojiao almost choke to death from her own saliva: Is he Luoyang Shovel? !He can even find out such old-fashioned lines!

After the bumblebee changed shape, the front of the truck next to him also changed shape quickly. After a series of "clicks", the ordinary truck head turned into a big red, cool, and cool big truck head.

At this time, Lin Jiaojiao finally recognized Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobot faction.

Lin Jiaojiao looked at Optimus Prime's domineering appearance, and gasped together with the others.

——Mom, why can an Autobot be so handsome? !

No wonder Bumblebee had abandoned her for him!Lin Jiaojiao suddenly felt that she seemed to have discovered the secret of the Cybertronians.

It's just that Lin Jiaojiao frowned when she saw someone secretly taking pictures of the bumblebee.

The news of the Autobots has not been spread on the earth. Once the military finds out, wouldn't her bumblebee run away? !

Lin Jiaojiao's face was serious and upright: No way!If anyone prevents her from keeping her lovely bumblebee, she must teach him how to be a human being!

So she "shamelessly" said that these two cars are secret models of Stark Enterprises, and they are still in the experiment, and they are not open to the public and cannot be leaked, forcing everyone to delete all related photos in the phone.

"Is Stark Enterprises going to enter the automobile industry?" asked a sensitive student.

"Hmm!" Lin Jiaojiao replied vaguely, without giving a clear answer, after all, she didn't know the answer.

Some foreign students who didn't know Lin Jiaojiao asked, "Then how do you know this?"

However, as soon as this question was asked, a classmate who is also a New Yorker "popped science" and looked at the love and hatred between Lin Jiaojiao and Osborn Stark.

Lin Jiaojiao with her hips on her hips: Fortunately, everyone in New York was brainwashed by those hot tabloids, so they never doubted her relationship with Stark?Proud.jpg

Of course, thanks to Tony's father's high popularity value, everyone has no doubts about the Autobots, largely because Stark is Iron Man.

After all, for Iron Man, it is nothing to turn a car into a Gundam!Just a small case, okay? !

An hour later, everyone arrived in front of the Gotham Police Station, dragged the two kidnappers off the bus in a daze, and felt that today's experience was really different, real and false.

First was kidnapped by the teacher and the driver, followed by the sudden appearance of the secret Autobots of Stark Enterprises. Fortunately, the two Autobots dragged their scrapped bus to Gotham.

Along the way, it can be said that there are many dangers, but there are also various thrills and thrills!

However, as soon as they turned around, they found that the two trucks and the Beetle, which had returned to their normal appearance, had quietly disappeared around the corner.

Disappointed, they remembered that this was a product secretly developed by Stark Corporation, and they couldn't help silently looking forward to Stark Corporation's ability to market these Autobots as soon as possible.

Isn't it just to develop this kind of Autobot to empty their wallets? !Come duck!Make a duck!

At this moment, Stark couldn't help but sneezed a few times in the laboratory, and Barton looked at him strangely: "Did you catch a cold because your body was hollowed out a while ago?"

However, it was Tony's two big white eyes that responded to him.

Here, Lin Jiaojiao was very satisfied secretly, Bumblebee finally agreed to her to stay hehehe [little yellow duck version cute.jpg]

As for Bumblebee's proposal to stay with Optimus Prime, Lin Jiaojiao waved her hand and agreed nonchalantly.

Isn't it just raising two handsome Autobots!she has money!Can afford it!

Of course, when she turns around and is free, she will definitely take them to drink the strongest gasoline, visit the most dangerous streets, and tease the wildest villains!

This, tm is called life!

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