[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

The dazed Tony Stark stared blankly at the black muzzle of the gun: You ask me, who do I ask?I really need to know that I will change back today, even if I am killed, I will not jump on the bed to sleep!

Norman Osborn, who was in a rage, pointed at Stark with a stern look on his face: "Stark, do you still have any humanity, Jiaojiao is so small and you are... you are not as good as a beast!"

His eyes fell on Stark's raised head, his thoughts got stuck for a moment, and his tone unconsciously added a few traces of sarcasm: "...It's quite a big game? How can you still play this kind of cat ear thing?" ♂Fun play?! Is it worthy of being a Playboy Iron Man?"

Only now did Lin Jiaojiao see clearly who was pressing on her before.

It turned out to be the transformed Mr. Stark. The key is that after he transformed back, all the clothes on his body were gone, and there were still two small blue cat ears on his head that had not disappeared...

Lin Jiaojiao looked at Stark's current appearance, no wonder Uncle Norman misunderstood, if it were her, she probably thought even more crooked...

Tony heard Osborn's words, and subconsciously touched the top of his head, but he touched two warm and fluffy little ears, and the expression on his face could no longer be maintained.

As for Osborn's questioning of the soul, Stark looked hopeless: I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense.

Lin Jiaojiao looked at the Shura Field which was close at hand, shiveringly hugged her little quilt and hid in the corner, crying while clutching her shattered integrity.

However, none of the three people in the room noticed the white light flashing past the window at this time.

After jumping around for a long time, Norman finally calmed down. He threw the gun in his hand back into the drawer, took out a cigarette, and lit it for himself. He looked a little lonely.

He probably guessed some of the "reasons" why Iron Man appeared here. It was nothing more than that his goddaughter was too young and prone to hero complex. Facing a handsome and rich superhero like Iron Man, he couldn't control himself even more. up.

After all, it was Iron Man's fault!Do something wrong to seduce his daughter!Why did Romeo climb the window in the middle of the night and make such a big commotion!

Only Stark and Lin Jiaojiao knew the reason, but neither of them could say anything, they could only silently carry the huge iron pot on their backs and remained motionless.

After calming down, Stark was kicked out of Osborn's apartment after being thrown a set of Harry's clothes, and was ordered by the other party not to come here again.

Stark grabbed the hoodie on his body and glanced at Osborn's apartment with hatred: What are you here for?Papa Tony will never come here again in his life!He just broke his leg!If you jump from here, you will never come back!

He hurried back, and saw his teammates in the laboratory looking at him with strange expressions.

Button was particularly tangled: "Tony, you really...uh..."

"What?" Stark looked at him suspiciously.

Button was poked by Natasha's elbow, and he immediately shut up and smirked: "No."

"Oh." Stark nodded with his expression unchanged: "Then I'll go up to catch up on sleep for a while, and I'll talk about something when I wake up."

After finishing speaking, he hurried back to his room, leaving the curious teammates in the lab to look at each other with the tabloids in their hands.

At seven o'clock in the morning, in Osborne's apartment.

"Crack" Lin Jiaojiao smashed the newspaper in her hand on the table, her chest heaving and heaving: "This group of people are too immoral, right? They broke into their private houses without permission and made up fake news! Infringed on other people's portrait rights! And slander! "

When it came to the end, Lin Jiaojiao was even a little incoherent, she didn't know what she was talking about, and her mind was filled with raging anger.

Harry nodded in agreement: "You're right, these people have lost their bottom line."

A gust of wind blew up the tabloid with a sensational headline on the table. The headline of the tabloid was like this - "Iron Man broke into his friend's apartment at night and played a sex game with his lover and was caught and raped by his friend in bed... ...》

The picture attached to the tabloid was the confrontation between the three people in the room at that time, and even the editor-in-chief of the tabloid ♂ drew a green hat on Osborn's head in a very obscene way, which was extremely suggestive.

When Lin Jiaojiao saw this headline, she almost didn't get angry. One Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. The milk in her mouth was spurted out by her.

Meow meow meow?God is so interesting!Fucking fucked in bed!Are these reporters so imaginative and bloody? !Why don't you become a small X essay writer? !

This is a flying pot!

Lin Jiaojiao kicked the table angrily, but her toe hurt from kicking, she hugged her foot and screamed.

Norman calmed down a long time ago. Seeing that she was so angry, the remaining anger had long since disappeared. He touched her little head to comfort her, dumbfounded: "Don't be angry, uncle will avenge you later!"

It was nine o'clock in the morning when Stark woke up, and the sun was dazzling.

As soon as he got up, he heard someone knock on the door.

"Tony!" Potts' voice came from outside the door.

Stark touched the top of his head, the ears were still there, put the hat on his head, and opened the door.

As soon as he was about to speak, Potts asked, "Tony! If you want to find a lover, please find someone innocent, okay? How can I clean up for you when you are so big now?"

Hearing Potts' voice, a group of members of the Women's Federation hiding outside the door couldn't help but poke their heads into the room.

"What lover? What what?" Stark was completely ignorant of the headlines in today's newspaper, so he looked at a loss.

Potts closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and handed him a stack of newspapers in his hand: "Here, your events last night were photographed! Take a good look at yourself!"

Stark picked up the newspaper, saw the pictures and titles on the headline at a glance, and jumped with anger.

"No! You have to quickly buy these newspapers and magazines for me! Then fire all these journalists and prevent them from working in the journalism industry in the future! By the way, send them a lawyer's letter and sue them for defamation! "

Potts wondered, "Could it be that what they said is not true?"

"...Of course it's not true!" Stark slapped his chest swearingly: "What's more, I'm so handsome, that's a beauty!"

"...Tony!" Potts was a little helpless for Stark's jokes at the moment: "This matter has already affected the company's stock price! Stark Group's stock price has already fallen to the limit!"

But Stark waved her hand: "It's okay, this matter is all fake, you can make a joint announcement with the Osborne Group later, and then follow what I said before. And, I also believe yours ability."

Potts sighed and went out helplessly. After she went out, members of the Women's Federation rushed into Stark's room and looked at him gossipingly: "Tony, are you really not there?"

But Barton on the side saw the hat on Tony's head. Curious, while Tony wasn't paying attention, he reached out and took off the hat, revealing the furry cat ears underneath, and immediately said "Wow".