[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

The next moment, the blue cat's little head finally met the ceramic dinner plate as everyone expected.

With a "bang", the dinner plate fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

The loud noise frightened Tony Meow, who was dazed, subconsciously "meowed" and jumped up from the table, thinking that something had happened.

After waking up, he felt a sharp throbbing pain on his forehead, and couldn't help rubbing the sore spot with his small blue paws.

His big cat eyes were full of tears, and it seemed that he would burst into tears in the next second.

His pitiful appearance made the two big men in the family feel soft-hearted and funny, not to mention Lin Jiaojiao who was already soft-hearted.

She didn't care about the soul of a big man under the blue cat's skin at the moment, so she quickly hugged Tony Meow, and gently blew on his forehead to comfort him: "Hey, my sister will blow it to you, it doesn't hurt, doesn't it hurt?" pain."

Seeing such a male god, Lin Jiaojiao secretly felt very comfortable: I never thought that a male god would be as afraid of pain as she is, hehe ︿(￣︶￣)︿......

Just after she comforted the male god meow and was about to have breakfast, she turned around and saw her dinner plate flying in front of Uncle Osborne at some point. Uncle Osborne saw her staring at the plate in his hand, holding Keeping the knife and fork in his hand, he said solemnly: "I didn't expect Jiaojiao that your cooking skills are very good."

At this moment, Lin Jiaojiao, who was so hungry that she exploded, was wronged: ...Goodbye, Uncle Osborne, the bottom of the family's plastic boat is broken, I'm going to draw my sword to a duel...

After Lin Jiaojiao finally filled her stomach, the three of them began to chat after dinner. Of course, Lin Jiaojiao and Norman Osborn were mainly chatting during the whole process, while the little green goblin Harry Osborn was listening.

However, while Norman Osborn was chatting with Lin Jiaojiao, his mind flew to the obedient blue fat man nestled in Lin Jiaojiao's arms and concentrated on licking his paws.

Probably Aiwujiwu, who likes Lin Jiaojiao, saw Fatty Lan's adorable face licking his paws and washing his face, and suddenly his hands itched.

"You like cats like this?" Norman stretched out his hand and rubbed Tony's head a few times, then scratched Tony's chin with a smile, very skillfully.

The cat's jaw is very sensitive, even Tony Meow can't help but be comfortable with this sophisticated technique, and even unconsciously make a "purr purr" sound in his throat, which represents comfort.

It's just that when Tony Meow saw who was scratching his chin, he almost didn't jump up—it was his old business partner who slapped him? !

He tried to resist, but unfortunately he didn't expect that he would be defeated by a cat's instinct.

Under Norman Osborn's superb cat stroking technique, Tony Meow subconsciously put his head completely into Norman's palm, closed his eyes, and made a purring sound from his throat from time to time.

Tony Meow, who failed in the struggle against instinct, decided to break the jar and fell into Lin Jiaojiao's arms while enjoying the tricks from his old partner.

Tony Meow, who closed his eyes, was indignant: The cunning Osborn is really treacherous!It seems that his technique has been practiced by rubbing a lot of cats!

Norman Osborn couldn't help but smile when he saw the blue cat squinting his eyes comfortably: "It's really cute."

Lin Jiaojiao's face turned numb when she saw this scene, she didn't know what to say.

but......

"Is this just a male cat or a female cat?" Uncle Osborne rubbed Fatty Blue's big face and asked suddenly, "Has it been neutered?"

Faced with these two embarrassing questions, Lin Jiaojiao couldn't help laughing dryly. She was about to reply to the public, but she was worried that the same situation would happen to Tony Meow and Deathstroke.

She subconsciously wanted to take a look at the blue cat's hind legs, but after realizing that the cat was actually her male god, she forcibly suppressed the impulse in her heart.

On the contrary, the male god will turn back to the male god anyway, the gender of the cat body is not important!She comforted herself, but she couldn't stand the curious Harry. He picked up the comfortable blue cat that was being stroked, and spread his legs. This young master who always exudes melancholy and nobility still did not forget to report his observation results: "Father, not sterilized."

The word sterilization stimulated Tony Meow's nerves. Only then did he realize that his legs were pushed apart by his old partner's son. In such a posture, he was surrounded by the symbol of a man!

Tony Meow couldn't help but let out a horrific cry, struggling to escape from the palm of his business partner's son, and hid behind Lin Jiaojiao with his legs between his legs, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

"What's wrong with him?" Harry was a little puzzled by Tony's evasive behavior.

Lin Jiaojiao never expected such a twist, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she said weakly, "Probably... shy?"

Hearing this answer, Harry Osborn couldn't help being confused:? ? ?

Norman didn't care about his son's confusion. Instead, he said to Lin Jiaojiao seriously: "I have a reliable doctor here who can perform a neutering operation on your cat. There are many benefits to neutering male cats. Urinate anywhere, live a long life, and don't keep running outside."

Tony Meow, who heard Norman's words, felt a certain part of his body go cold, and his scalp seemed to explode: Are you Osborns all devils?ah?Feelings don't sterilize you, you don't care? !

Lin Jiaojiao could only keep laughing dryly, but didn't know what to reply.

In fact, if Tony Meow was just an ordinary blue cat, she would be more in favor of neutering, but this is Tony Stark!The fake Iron Man!

"That's... no need, uncle?" She unconsciously hugged the trembling Tony Meow.

Norman tried to convince Lin Jiaojiao: "Dr. Lecter is my good friend. His medical skills are quite good, and the operation is absolutely painless. You don't have to worry."

Lin Jiaojiao suddenly caught a familiar surname, and in order to confirm whether it was someone she knew, she asked hesitantly, "...Uncle, which doctor are you talking about?"

"Doctor Lecter, Hannibal Lecter."

Now, Lin Jiaojiao really wanted to hug her male god Meow and her phone tightly, hiding in a corner and shivering.

Why did my uncle Osborne know Hannibal and become his friend? !Should it be said that villains are easily attracted to each other? !

and......

Hannibal has appeared, can winter be far behind?

Lin Jiaojiao, who was trembling in her heart, had a broken face: I'm sorry, is there still time for her to apply to delete her account and start over again?

Norman noticed Lin Jiaojiao's fear of the name Hannibal, and he was a little puzzled, but seeing Lin Jiaojiao's current appearance, he also knew that it was not time to ask, so he hid all doubts in his heart and saved them for later. to untie.