[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"Come here, here are the cookies I specially prepared for everyone~"

In order to welcome Lin Jiaojiao, a young guest at home, the enthusiastic Aunt Mei specially made a lot of cookies, but when they were served, Peter's face turned pale visibly.

Lin Jiaojiao didn't understand the reason at first, but after taking a small mouthful tentatively, she quietly threw the remaining cookies to Little Spider without changing her expression, telling him to throw them away quickly.

Don't continue to eat such weird and sweet biscuits even if you beat her to death!It was nothing short of catastrophic damage to the taste buds.

No wonder the little spider's face is so pale.

Lin Jiaojiao, who sympathized with the little spider for a second, saw Fatty Lan poking his head, trying to steal the cookie on the table, so she quickly pushed his face into her arms and hugged her tightly.

Just kidding, such a poisonous cookie can't harm Mr. Stark no matter what.

Tony Meow, who was suddenly buried in his chest, found out for the first time that he didn't like big breasts. His face was so big that he was about to suffocate when buried in it!

It was also thanks to Lin Jiaojiao's sudden conscience that if she put the cat down, the famous Tony Stark would have made all the news headlines the next day in a particularly strange posture—death of suffocation due to burying his chest.

Hearing that Aunt Mei was going to cook dinner for them, Lin Jiaojiao was suddenly glad that she knew how to cook, so she hurried into the kitchen and said that she would help Aunt Mei cook dinner.

However, Aunt Mei did not agree at first: "No, Linda, you are a guest, how can you enter the kitchen! This is not appropriate!"

"Dear Aunt Mei~Lovely Aunt Mei~Please~" Lin Jiaojiao went online in an instant as a playwright, starting the route of [acting like a baby].

Aunt Mei was so entangled that she said, "You're a girl, let Peter come in and help me."

Lin Jiaojiao saw that she still didn't agree, so she continued to use her grinding skills, and when she almost rolled on the ground, Aunt Mei finally nodded her agreement.

For a moment, both people in the room breathed a sigh of relief.

It's just that before the breath came out completely, a scream was heard.

Lin Jiaojiao and Aunt Mei rushed out, only to see Fatty Lan lying on the ground convulsively, some white foam could be seen faintly at the corner of his mouth.

Seeing Lin Jiaojiao coming out, Peter immediately stared at her with teary eyes: "... fainted, what... what should I do?" Because Aunt Mei was there, Peter could only ask vaguely In a word, I dare not even say Mr. Stark's name.

Lin Jiaojiao's good gaze subconsciously landed on the cookie crumbs on Mr. Stark's beard, and then she stopped silently.

So... are Aunt May's cookies already this poisonous?Wouldn't it still be the effect of her emoji?

She quietly took out her mobile phone, glanced at it, and confirmed that it was not the result of her random posting of emojis, so she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

As for the fat blue man suspected of food poisoning——

Lin Jiaojiao and Peter looked at each other, and quickly fled the house on the pretext of taking it to the pet hospital.

"Hey, Linda, it's a pity that I didn't invite you to have a meal at my house today. Next time you come to my house when you have time, Aunt Mei will cook for you~" When she sent Lin Jiaojiao to the door, Aunt Mei complained that Lin Jiaojiao couldn't taste her own food. The craftsmanship is still somewhat regrettable.

Lin Jiaojiao shook her head frantically in her heart: No, no, no regrets!

When they hugged Tony Meow and got into the taxi as if fleeing for their lives, the two breathed a sigh of relief by coincidence, and then smiled at each other.

Good job, dodged a bullet.

"You parents, the children are so young, don't you know what you can eat and what can't be eaten? I don't know what kind of children to raise? Just change the parents." At first hearing this, I thought it was said to a family of three of.

In fact, this is Lin Jiaojiao and Peter's love education from the veterinarian sister in the pet hospital.

On the surface, Lin Jiaojiao seemed to be listening, but in fact, her mind was already obsessed with the beauty of the veterinarian lady.

Sexy ♂ sexy veterinarian lady, online passionate education.

Lin Jiaojiao was passionately brainstorming, while secretly peeping at the little sister's breastplate - Selina Kyle.

Lin Jiaojiao, who was obsessed with beauty and couldn't help herself, sighed a little: Miss Sister, even her name sounds so enchanting~ But why do you always feel that this name sounds familiar?Maybe beautiful people even have similar names?

Lin Jiaojiao, who is easily short of brain capacity when encountering beauty, let go of an important person in this way, so that when she thinks about it in the future, she always feels that she can't wait to shoot herself who was confused at the time.

Selina's veterinarian did a complete examination on Tony Meow, and finally confirmed that Tony Meow was indeed food poisoned, because his current body can't eat sweets, so he would be poisoned if he ate anything sweet, not because of Aunt May's The reason why cookies are too poisonous.

When Lin Jiaojiao heard this, she fell silent for a moment: If she remembers correctly, Mr. Stark really likes desserts like donuts... right?

Probably Peter also thought of this, and touched the head of Stark's little blue cat with some sadness.

As for being regarded as Mr. Stark's parent by the veterinarian lady, Lin Jiaojiao always felt a little short of breath.

She pinched Tony Meow's pink claws guiltyly: Tsk, I feel like I'm going to be a father at a young age, and I'm still the father of Tony's god, it really makes her head bald as a little fan.

The veterinarian washed Tony's stomach and injected antidote. After a series of procedures, Tony woke up and passed out after tossing and fainting, which made Peter feel distressed.

"Hey, it was me who killed Mr. Stark." Peter's voice was a little choked up, as if he would cry if he poked it lightly.

Lin Jiaojiao frowned: "Speaking of which, didn't I ask you to dispose of the cookies? How could Mr. Stark eat them?"

"I haven't had time to throw it away..." Peter's voice became smaller and smaller under Lin Jiaojiao's sight: "Then Mr. Stark snatched it from me."

"..."

Lin Jiaojiao refused to believe this fact.

As soon as Peter said this, the unshakable image of the male god Iron Man suddenly felt a lot strange in her heart.

She struggled for a long time, and finally chose to believe the argument that "this is actually a side effect of the emoji, not Mr. Iron Man's own wishes".

And when the little blue cat was finally detoxified successfully, it was already midnight. Worried about what would happen to the fat man in his own house, Peter sent Tony Meow, who looked very pitiful and weak after hanging the water, to Lin Jiaojiao's house, and then went home alone.

Lin Jiaojiao had another good night's sleep when she returned to Osborne's apartment.

In the middle of the night, something fluffy squeezed into her arms.

The next morning, the sun shone on Lin Jiaojiao's face and successfully woke up the sleeping beauty.

She sat up in a daze, and rubbed her chicken coop hair, always feeling that she seemed to have forgotten something.

Still unable to remember, she subconsciously picked up the phone and found that there was an additional text message from an unknown contact on it.

【Miss Lin, please take good care of my husband. ——Your dear Jarvis]