[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"……where am I?"

Lin Jiaojiao's last memory was that she was suddenly afraid of heights and passed out, and when she woke up, she saw the white walls of the hospital.

"you're awake!"

Hearing a familiar voice, Lin Jiaojiao turned her head to look, but saw a man with familiar features but a beard.

The man rushed over excitedly and held her hand: "You finally woke up! I'll call the doctor, don't worry!"

Before Lin Jiaojiao reminded him that he could ring the bell beside the bed, the man rushed out like flying.

Lin Jiaojiao looked at the door, suddenly covered her eyes with her hands, and giggled.

This was really the first time she saw the captain's frizzy appearance.

That's right, after the man approached and held her hand, Lin Jiaojiao, who was somewhat blind to Europeans and Americans, finally recognized that this was her boyfriend.

However, Lin Jiaojiao couldn't understand why this person became so sloppy overnight?

"You can pull you down, overnight? You have been sleeping on the hospital bed for several months."

Another familiar voice sounded at the door.

"Dad, why are you here again?" Lin Jiaojiao glared at her.

Lin Qi threw down the flower basket in his hand: "...you little heartless! In order to visit you, I even abandoned the supermodel I just met recently! You still despise me so much!"

Lin Jiaojiao ignored him: "You ran away when I needed you the most, I don't dislike you, who do I dislike?"

Linka paused for a while, then continued to be unreasonable and confident: "Who made it impossible for me to meddle in the affairs of this world!"

Lin Jiaojiao squinted her eyes: "...Wake up, if this is the case, the you I saw in the comics were taken over by a certain purple sweet potato essence..."

"Shut up!" Lin gritted his teeth: "That's not me, it's a reality gem from another universe!"

"What's the difference?"

Lin Qi jumped: "That gem can't turn into a human like me, and gave birth to a daughter like you who is always ready to piss me off!"

What responded to him was Lin Jiaojiao's grimace.

Lin stepped forward without hesitation, grabbed her face and pulled it away.

"Ni...gan...well?!"

"Linda, the doctor is here..." Before he finished speaking, Steve stood in front of the ward in a daze, looking at the handsome young man who was too close to Lin Jiaojiao, his heart suddenly felt sour.

Seeing Steve's dazed look, Lin rolled his eyes, and a spoof idea came to mind.

He hugged Lin Jiaojiao, bit her hard on the face, and said in a pretentious tone, "Honey, you're finally awake!"

However, Lin Jiaojiao performed well what is called "I turn a blind eye to the one who should cooperate with you in the performance."

She pushed her father away in disgust: "Dad, why are you so disgusting all of a sudden?!"

Lin: ...This daughter is really stupid. It must not be because of me. It must be that the genes of this body are not good enough!

When Steve heard the phrase dad, his heart felt like a roller coaster.

He looked at Lin's appearance, and then at his unshaven and obviously older reflection in the mirror. Compared with Lin Jiaojiao's father, it seemed that the two were a couple and he was Lin Jiaojiao's father.

Steve: ...No no no!My centenarian will never admit defeat QAQ!

"Linda, I'm going out for a while, just wait!" Before Lin Jiaojiao could speak, Steve rushed out again like a whirlwind.

In less than 10 minutes, Steve reappeared in the ward, but this time, he didn't have those obtrusive beards on his face, and he looked fresh, white and tender.

Lin turned his head around at this moment, understood the boy's thoughts just now, and couldn't help but sneered.

What a stupid child like his own stupid daughter.

Steve: sorry, not a kid thanks :)

In the subsequent introduction, Steve finally confirmed that this man was really Lin Jiaojiao's biological father.

It's just that it looks too tender.

Steve: ...Is this the legendary Asians don't look old?

Lin Jiaojiao: ...emmmm seems to be right?

After figuring out that it was a misunderstanding, the sourness in Steve's heart finally eased a lot.

However, this misunderstanding finally made him make up his mind.

So, on the first day Lin Jiaojiao was discharged from the hospital, Steve knelt down on one knee and proposed to her. The proposal ring was made by Steve himself a long time ago... a vibrating gold ring.

Lin Jiaojiao held the vibrating gold ring, and was speechless for a moment: ... I know the price must be more expensive than diamonds, but I still want a diamond ring!

But seeing Steve's eyes full of love and expectation, Lin Jiaojiao's heart softened again.

She took the ring and was about to agree, but was stunned by a sudden roar in her ears.

"Dang dang dang! Surprise!" Barton's big face appeared from the corner: "I heard that you were discharged from the hospital today, I specially chose a huge firework for you to celebrate, how is it, beautiful..."?

Before he finished speaking, Barton saw Steve kneeling on one knee and Lin Jiaojiao receiving the ring, and was instantly stunned.

"Um... are you proposing marriage?"

Steve took a deep breath, always felt that he really wanted to hit someone, but he couldn't, he had to bear it, this was his teammate, and today was a happy day for him to propose...

Three minutes later, Steve threw Button, who had been knocked unconscious, to the feet of Natasha who rushed over with a blank expression: "Tell Button that I will take care of his training for the next year."

Looking at the suddenly blackened Steve, Natasha didn't say much, and obediently dragged back the mentally handicapped person who tried to kill others to disturb other people's marriage proposals.

As for what Steve said, Natasha was [-]% happy.

After all, if you die by yourself, you have to finish it on your knees!

Button, who was in a coma, seemed to feel an inexplicable murderous aura, and his body couldn't help twitching a few times.

Steve returned to Lin Jiaojiao's side again, because the marriage proposal was ruined, his head drooped, and even his blond hair looked dull.

"Linda, I..."

Lin Jiaojiao smiled and rumpled his golden hair, imitating him, and knelt down on one knee: "Honey, are you willing to marry me?"

Steve didn't expect the surprise to come so quickly, so he nodded and agreed without hesitation: "...! Yes, yes!"

Stark passing by accidentally saw this scene, and his eyeballs almost jumped out of their sockets.

no?His family's cabbage can really make a pig? !

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"What? You're getting married soon? How old are you? Only twenty! Dad... no, uncle, I won't allow it!"

Norman Osborn's eyes darkened when he heard that Lin Jiaojiao agreed to Steve's marriage proposal, and he refused the news without hesitation.

"But uncle, you don't have to agree, I just promise!"

Norman Osborn clutched his chest in pain, why did his obedient and obedient goddaughter disappear?Who is this little rascal now? !

It must be Harry's fault!

Harry Osborn, who hadn't had any contact with Lin Jiaojiao for a long time, was thrown a big pot by his own father that he couldn't get rid of.

Harry, who was far away in the sky, suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck, and a sneeze rushed out of his nasal cavity uncontrollably.

"Ah-"

Before he could finish rubbing his nose, his father's call came——

"Harry, you brat, are you going to spoil your sister again?!"

Harry: ...I ain't me without you don't talk nonsense, Dad!

The marriage proposal has become a fact, and Lin Jiaojiao's intentions are extremely firm, and Lin Jiaojiao's biological father doesn't care about anything, so Norman Osborn, who is godfather, can only recognize her with a pinch of his nose.

Norman: I wipe my tears :)

Norman even wanted to personally prepare various wedding-related matters for his goddaughter, but Lin Jiaojiao refused.

"Uncle, Steve and I want to experience this process, I hope you can give me some advice when it's done properly, Uncle."

Norman pouted, to put it bluntly, he didn't want him to interfere.

All right, the daughter can't help her father when she grows up.

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Lin Jiaojiao and Steve handled other matters of the wedding very well, but the two encountered difficulties on the guest list to invite to the wedding: "Who should I invite? Do you want to invite the Bat Boys from Gotham too? Don't you need it?"

"Please..." Steve patted her head: "We all know each other anyway, so it's nothing if I invite you."

"All right……"

After finally finalizing the list, it didn't take long for the wedding to officially begin.

however……

Looking at the chaos in the lobby of the Osborne Hotel, Lin Jiaojiao always felt dark in front of her eyes.

"...Why are these lunatics here?!" Lin Jiaojiao turned to look at her fiancé Steve beside her.

Steve took a few deep breaths: "...I don't know either."

At this moment, in addition to the superheroes, the madmen from Arkham and Los Angeles also gathered in the hall.

Joker and Lucifer, the Lord of Hell in Los Angeles, suddenly quarreled for some reason, and then... started fighting on the spot.

Lin Jiaojiao looked hopeless: MMP, I really want to say that I don't want to end this marriage!

But Lin Jiaojiao also felt the anger of the people around her.

She rolled her eyes and pulled Steve's hand: "Honey, why don't we elope to the wedding of two people!"

Steve pursed his lips: "But I want to give you a grand wedding."

Lin Jiaojiao patted the back of his hand comfortingly: "It's okay, marriage is our business, don't worry about it."

"But these are all your painstaking efforts..." Steve still hesitated.

Lin Jiaojiao hung on his neck and kissed the corner of his lips: "It's okay, these people are making such a fuss now, we'll come back after our honeymoon and teach them a lesson."

This time, Steve no longer refused. The two of them took their wallets, put on light clothes again, and directly abandoned the group of guys in the original hotel, and eloped to the passionate Hawaii.

It's just pity for some guys who were honestly waiting in the hotel. They waited for hours without seeing anyone, only to turn around and be told that the bride and groom ran away because the scene was too chaotic.

Everyone: ... and this operation? !

But seeing the chaos everywhere, everyone fell silent.

...emmmmmmm, I feel that what the two of them did...is also very good?

———————After marriage———————

"Ahh! Captain!! Please take your little brat back and don't let it out, okay?!"

Barton was carrying a little girl with blonde hair and blue eyes with a broken face, and she looked bad all over.

He stared at Steve, his face full of accusations: "Your daughter is pestering Nata every day, so Nata has no time to get close to me every day!"

Steve spread his hands: "It means that my daughter likes your wife, or, how about this, I will give my daughter to you, and you take it home, don't send it back!"

Not long after Steve and Lin Jiaojiao got married, Natasha and Barton also got married suddenly.

Hearing her father's words, Lilith jumped instantly: "You old man just wants to occupy Mama! You just want to give me away! I can't! I want Mama!"

Barton's eyes lit up: "That's just right, stop pestering my wife, Lilith!"

Lilith refused with a full face: "No! I like Nata too!"

Steve snorted coldly: "Choose one, do it yourself."

Lilith shook her index finger triumphantly: "No, no, no, only you adults can make the choice. Of course I want all of my children!"

Steve just feels bad right now.

Others' daughters are all little padded jackets, but it turns out that my own is probably a steel coat?Oh, or maybe a sofa full of shards of glass.

How much I wanted a daughter back then, and now I regret it.

"Mama! Papa is going to send me away again!"

Look, people are small and big, and they have two faces in front of them and behind them.

Steve gritted his teeth, this little devil always hated him, he liked to take over his wife, not to mention, he also pretended to be good in front of his wife and liked to make small reports.

It's heartbreaking.

"Steve, Lilith is so cute, how could you have such an idea." Lin Jiaojiao looked at Steve in disbelief: "This is our cutest daughter!"

Steve: ...daughter?I'm afraid it's not a little devil!

One day, Steve finally couldn't take it anymore and threw Lilith to Natasha, then rushed back to Lin Jiaojiao's room, locked the door behind him, and hugged his wife.

He sniffed at Lin Jiaojiao and sighed, "Honey, why is Lilith such a little devil? I almost wondered if the hospital picked up the wrong child."

"But she looks exactly like you when you were a child!" Lin Jiaojiao giggled. It's not that she doesn't know Lilith's double-decker, but she likes to watch the two father and daughter fight, and she likes how Lilith brings Steve so energetic shoot.

"...I think, in fact, I shouldn't have given birth to you..." After finishing her sentence, Lin Jiaojiao kissed his sexy Adam's apple, winking like silk: "What are you talking about?"

Looking at the appearance of the little woman under him, Steve couldn't bear it anymore...

However, as soon as the game ended, the door was slapped.

"Steve! I know you're sneaking my mom inside again! You open the door, open the door, open the door!"

Steve... Steve pulled the quilt up and covered their heads, pretending not to hear.

I don't even want my own daughter.

It's a pity that Lilith kept knocking on the door, making loud noises.

Lin Jiaojiao leaned over, bit his earlobe, and laughed at him: "The daughter you wanted back then, here!"

When Lin Jiaojiao mentioned it, Steve was terrified: ...I was wrong, really... TAT

However, it didn't take long before there was no movement outside.

Steve opened the door and saw his daughter Lilith being hugged by little Mjolnir, who couldn't breathe.

Steve smiled: Sure enough, everything in the world is one thing against one thing, how wonderful!

Lilith struggled desperately, her little eyes for help kept flying to Steve, and she wailed in her heart: ... 1551, Steve!dear father!help me!

Steve: Me!At once!No!

Little Mjolnir hugged Lilith and rubbed desperately, feeling very satisfied: Lilith's smell and breath are really good!I really want to take it home and raise it!

Lilith: QAQ Why are the people in Asgard so scary!I want Ma Ma Papa Nata!

Watching this scene, Steve only felt refreshed, and then in front of his daughter, he slammed the door again and locked the door.

Lilith stared: ...Father's love is really like a landslide!ah!ah!