[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

Heck!

Norman couldn't help but explode in his heart, and just when the smirk on his face was about to collapse completely, Steve on the opposite side suddenly let go.

Norman withdrew his hand, quietly put it behind his back, rubbed and shook it, but his face became more serious: "Harry, there are guests coming this morning, remember to add an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks!"

Regarding Norman's initiative to keep Steve for dinner, Lin Jiaojiao agreed with both hands and feet, and Steve was a little uncomfortable.

...Probably because I went to my girlfriend's elder's house for the first time?Steve quietly guessed.

When the young couple walked into Osborne's apartment together, they were taken aback by the life-sized model of the US team in the middle of the living room.

Seeing the two of them "have never seen the world", Norman felt a sense of satisfaction in his heart.

He patted the tall model of the American team, and the corners of his lips curled up: "Jiaojiao, this is the model of Captain America that my uncle bought with great difficulty recently. It is a limited edition. I heard that you are also a fan of the captain just like me." , Come and touch it, see how it feels?"

Lin Jiaojiao glanced strangely at the real Captain America next to her, and was at a loss for words.

She rubbed her nose in embarrassment: "Ahem, no... No need? It's just, uncle, how did you fall in love with Captain America?"

Well, she can even touch a real person, so what's the point of touching a fake model in front of the real master!

"What does it mean to be obsessed suddenly!" Norman, who was rejected, yelled: "I grew up listening to Captain's stories since I was a child! As long as I am an American, I will be a fan of Captain!"

Before Lin Jiaojiao could say anything, Norman waved his hand again, still a little puzzled on his face: "Jiaojiao, I almost suspect that you are a fake captain fan."

Lin Jiaojiao dismissed it in her heart: Oh, I'm sorry, but she is the ashes of the real captain, okay? !

To be honest, she would scare people to death!After all, she has achieved the highest achievement of chasing a star - taking the star himself home!

Thinking of this, Lin Jiaojiao took Steve's hand and interlocked her fingers, not forgetting to wink at him.

When Steve heard Norman grow up and listened to his story, he felt bad all of a sudden.

Don't you have to remind him over and over again that he is old? !It's so heartbreaking, my friend!

He smiled awkwardly, but suddenly felt a heat in his hand.

Steve lowered his head, seeing his little girlfriend winking mischievously, he couldn't help but chuckle.

And Lin Jiaojiao, who got Steve's smile, felt even happier.

So, what's the use of Uncle only having Captain's surroundings!Real people are stunning, okay?

Norman, who didn't know anything about it, even took out a set of paper things. Lin Jiaojiao asked curiously, "Uncle, what are you holding?"

Before Norman could speak, Harry jumped in excitedly: "I know, I know! Captain America's full set of hero cards!"

Harry rubbed his hands together: "I also collected a set, oh, I'm short of one, if only the captain could sign it for me!"

As he spoke, he turned to Norman again, with an expectant look on his face: "Dad, can you give me one piece? I'm just short of one piece!"

However, what he got was Norman Osborn's indifferent rejection: "Sorry, no, no! Please remember, Harry, there are no fathers and sons in star chasing, thank you!"

The next moment, Norman stared at Lin Jiaojiao with a smile, trying to lure her: "Jiaojiao, if you break up with this man, I will give you as many captain hero cards and models as you want, uncle, how about it? "

Harry, who witnessed his father's face changing with his own eyes: ...So I'm really not my own? ? ?

Lin Jiaojiao & Steve who didn't react: ...? ? ?

Steve looked at the set of his own hero cards, and his emotions were indescribable: So, is it because the times have changed so fast that he himself can no longer even compare with his own hand damage?

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Lin Jiaojiao smiled awkwardly, and while holding Steve's hand tightly, she tried to change the subject: "Uncle, um, when is dinner? I'm so hungry!"

"Quick! Butler! Serve the food!"

As soon as he heard that his little Jiaojiao was hungry, Norman instantly forgot about the captain and hurriedly arranged dinner.

Lin Jiaojiao breathed a sigh of relief just now, who would have imagined that, as soon as she sat down, Norman took the initiative to bring up the previous topic again, eloquently.

"Don't you really think about it?" Norman tried to be persuasive: "After the breakup, uncle can arrange for you to meet with the captain himself or something!"

Lin Jiaojiao felt the hand clenched suddenly by the person beside her: emmmmm, this is embarrassing.

She straightened her face, and squeezed Steve's thigh comfortingly with the hand under the table: "Uncle, if you mention this again, I will be angry and go back!"

Norman immediately stopped talking, and begged Lin Jiaojiao, "Okay, okay, don't say anything."

Norman sighed: "Hey, Uncle, I just think that you deserve the best, Jiaojiao, but this boy has no money at first sight, so he can't provide you with the best living conditions."

Steve, who was shot again with an arrow in his knee, expressed bitterness in his heart: ... What the hell are you talking about, fake fan? ? ?

After a big meal, Lin Jiaojiao and Steve went back together.

It's just that on the way back, Steve has been sullen, pursing his lips and lost in thought.

Just when Lin Jiaojiao was thinking about how to speak, she heard him suddenly say sadly: "Linda, do I really look poor?"

Lin Jiaojiao didn't expect him to react like this, so she couldn't laugh or cry for a while.

She stood on tiptoe, put her arms around his neck, stroked his blond hair, and kissed his cheek affectionately: "Steve, what are you thinking!"

"Robbery!" At this moment, a person suddenly jumped out of the alley, but when Lin Jiaojiao and Steve turned their heads, they were shocked: "Fuck, it's you again!"

He was so frightened that he threw the gun away and ran away.

But, why did he run higher and higher?The feet are still hanging in the air?Could it be that he can fly? !

The guy who robbed was a little confused. When he turned his head, he saw Steve's face close at hand, and he screamed in fright.

"Fuck, buddy, didn't you make a sound when you came here?!"

After saying this, the guy finally came to his senses.

He smiled obsequiously: "Hey, buddy, what, can you put me down? I'm a little afraid of heights, and it's quite heavy. It should be quite tiring to carry me... right?"

Who knows, Steve, who was carrying him, didn't answer, and turned to look at his girlfriend beside him: "What do you think?"

The corners of Lin Jiaojiao's mouth curled up wickedly: "Honey, don't move, let me think about it!"

Steve nodded obediently.

The robber in his hand suddenly felt something bad in his heart.

He swallowed hard, always feeling that something big was going to happen? !

When meeting an acquaintance, Lin Jiaojiao always felt that she had to give him a discount or something. She picked and picked, and finally saw the easiest one——

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After throwing the emoticon pack, Lin Jiaojiao saw that the expression on the man's face changed suddenly, and she was struggling constantly: "Put me down quickly! I want to go home and endorse!"

Seeing Lin Jiaojiao nod her head, Steve let go, and that person disappeared in a flash.

Steve didn't ask what she did, but just took her hand dotingly: "Let's go, go home."

Although she was curious about what kind of person that person would be, when she saw the hand extended by her boyfriend, Lin Jiaojiao immediately abandoned all thoughts and obediently went home with Steve.

But probably because she couldn't get used to Lin Jiaojiao's peaceful life, there were always various accidents.

Bumblebee, who was following her and Steve, suddenly encountered two Decepticons when they were approaching the door.

Then the three of them managed to blow up the building where Lin Jiaojiao and Steve lived.

No matter how much Lin Jiaojiao called Bumblebee, she didn't get a response.

Lin Jiaojiao was silent for a moment before opening her mouth with difficulty: "...Is it still too late to call the police?"

Steve put his arms around Lin Jiaojiao's shoulders, and replied in the same calm tone, "I don't think it's useless for the police to come."

"……Oh."

After the two watched in silence for a while, dust and smoke rose everywhere, and even the ground around them was smashed.

The two looked at each other, and said in unison, "I don't think it can go on like this."

Lin Jiaojiao: "Honey, do you have the official number for the Supervising Optimus Prime?"

Steve froze for a moment before saying, "No."

"...Then call S.H.I.E.L.D. and Avengers."

"it is good."

Both parties came quickly, of course, Stark came the fastest.

Stark, who was wearing a steel armor, jumped down from the air excitedly: "Captain, your call came in a timely manner. The group of old men in the Congress just now almost swallowed me alive..."

Tony finally saw Lin Jiaojiao in Steve's arms at this moment, he paused, surprised: "Um, Linda! Why are you here?!"

Or in the arms of the old ice cube? !

Thinking of a certain possibility, Tony just felt a little dazed.

Steve cut the conversation: "Linda and I just came back from dinner at Osborne's."

When Lin Jiaojiao heard that there was no problem with this, she also nodded.

However, Stark was startled: ? ? ? ! ! !

In a word, the amount of information revealed was too much, and Tony always felt that he didn't seem to be able to react.

So the captain shamelessly followed Linda to meet the parents and got the consent of the elders? !

"Shameless!" Stark, who was overthinking, looked sad and angry, and began to complain about Norman Osborn's incompetence in his heart.

At home, Norman stared at his collection around the US team with a look of satisfaction.

Suddenly, a sneeze rushed out.

"Ah-"

Immediately afterwards, the relatively light surroundings in the cabinet crackled and fell to the floor, and the entire set of Captain America hero cards were also scattered all over the floor.

"!"

And Steve, who was dubbed shameless, had an inexplicable expression on his face: Stark, what did you come up with?

Stark stared at Steve's face, feeling his hands itching again.

Just when he was about to move, there was another bang bang bang sound next to him, successfully pulling his mind back.

"Forget it, solve the problem here first, and teach this old ice cube a lesson next time!"

Stark turned grief and anger into strength, angrily leaned forward, but was shot flying in a second.

Stark wiped his face in embarrassment, embarrassed to look into Lin Jiaojiao's eyes.

He gritted his teeth, opened his weapon, and rushed forward again: "You all stop for me—"

Responding to him, the three Autobots raised their hands in unison—Slap Fly.

Stark, who was photographed unable to fall off the wall, looked hopeless: You guys hit one more!shameful!Humph, your Tony father is really going to be angry!

Damn Autobots, wait for Papa Tony!