shut up, shameless old thief

The two spent half a month peacefully in the water city in the closed city until one day...

Ji Bingzhu said: "Let's do double cultivation."

Bian Ling: "Pfft——"

The injury on his body has not yet healed, he was very weak, he was almost choked to death by a sip of tea, it took him a long time to recover, he looked at Ji Bingzhu in disbelief, wondering if he had taken the wrong medicine.

"Who taught you this?"

According to Ji Bingzhu's IQ, he might not even know what Shuangxiu is.

Ji Bingzhu said seriously: "Ji Yexing said, he said that double cultivation can make your injury heal faster."

Bian Ling thought to himself, Ji Yexing, a jerk, is trying to trick Ji Bingzhu, a fool, again, but he is not a person who takes advantage of the situation, and he doesn't want to use his own injury to force Ji Bingzhu, he He waved his hand and said, "No need, I will recover in a while."

Ji Bingzhu didn't understand, so he said, "Why don't you use a better and faster method? Are you a fool?"

Bian Ling: "..."

Bian Ling almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, so wronged that he was dying, he put down the tea in his hand to save himself from being choked to death again, grabbed Ji Bingzhu and pulled him to stand in front of him, looked him up and down, and coughed dryly With a sound, he said, "Bingzhu, do you know what Shuangxiu is?"

Hearing this, Ji Bingzhu immediately took out a book from his waist belt, flipped through it casually, pointed to a pose, and said solemnly: "Don't take me for a fool, here, it is written in this book, follow this posture To run the spiritual power and sort out the meridians is double cultivation."

Bian Ling followed his hand to look at the so-called "posture" on the book, glanced at it and almost blushed, immediately took the book down, and scolded: "Where did you find this kind of book? How decent!"

Ji Bingzhu: "Huh?"

Although Bian Ling has fallen into the way of the devil, but because he covets Ji Bingzhu all the year round, even if a celestial beauty comes, he is no different from a stone on the side of the road, so he is still a clean person in essence, unlike Ji Yexing's sordid and indecent devil. Xiu still had a substantial difference. He coughed dryly, stuffed the book into his arms, and said, "Confiscated."

Ji Bingzhu stretched out his hand to reach out: "Hey, don't."

Bian Ling grabbed his raised hand, pulled it into her arms, lowered her head and kissed his lips, and said, "Stop making trouble, go out and play."

Ji Bingzhu stared at him angrily, didn't speak for a long time, and ran out angrily.

Bian Ling was a little worried, and after thinking about it, he followed out. After searching the yard for a long time, he couldn't find Ji Bingzhu's figure. He was wondering, and suddenly heard someone whispering to him in the backyard.

Bian Ling walked over suspiciously, and before turning the corner, he heard Ji Bingzhu's voice beating the table angrily: "I'm so pissed off! I'm so pissed off!"

Ji Yexing's voice also came: "Don't be angry, why are you angry, you are so old, old and decrepit ghost virtue, if it were me, I wouldn't want to double cultivate with you."

Bian Ling: "..."

What's all this mess?

He made an invisibility trick, walked over slowly, and saw Ji Bingzhu sitting on a stool in the gazebo, a communication array was placed on the stool in front of him, and Ji Yexing's illusory figure was sitting on it—he seemed to be Drinking tea, holding the cup slowly, teasing Ji Bingzhu while drinking, looks very comfortable.

Ji Bingzhu almost exploded, and said angrily: "What is old age? I look so good-looking!"

Ji Yexing ignored his fury, and analyzed it with him rationally: "Look at you, how old are you now, you are about to be a thousand years old, and you don't know how shameless an old cow eats young grass. , A good young man in his prime over 200 years old, just ruined by you like this, if you want to let me go, I would have kicked you long ago."

As he spoke, he also hummed an out-of-tune tune: "A branch of pear blossom, crushing crabapple."

Bian Ling: "..."

Ji Bingzhu seemed to understand his own age, and immediately lost his temper, but he still refused to admit defeat and whispered: "But I look... pretty..."

"Oh, my dear brother," Ji Yexing said with a blank expression, "You have to show some face, there are so many beauties in the whole Gujing, why do you keep saying that you look good without any shame?" Does it look good? Come, let me see..."

He leaned over and stretched out his hand as if trying to pinch Ji Bingzhu's chin, but because his body was a phantom, he couldn't touch him at all, so he had to command: "Turn the face to the left."

Ji Bingzhu: "Huh? The left side? Is this so? Oh, this is the right side, isn't it?"

Ji Yexing said: "Look, you can't even tell the left from the right, how can you be liked? Tsk, turn a little to the side, hey, yes, let me see, if your face is a few hundred years younger, Bian Liujing might still be tempted, now, tsk tsk..."

Ji Bingzhu suddenly looked nervous.

Bian Ling: "..."

When Bian Ling saw Ji Yexing started cheating again, he immediately stepped forward and said, "Stop talking nonsense."

Seeing him coming, Ji Yexing squinted his eyes and smiled: "I'm trying to enlighten him, how can it be considered nonsense, here, brother, right?"

Ji Bingzhu nodded immediately, feeling that what Ji Yexing said made sense, he turned his head and gave Bian Ling a hard look, and almost slapped the words "seeing differences and thinking about it, being a slut" on his forehead, making Bian Ling feel wronged. Die alive.

Ji Bingzhu said: "Go on."

Just as Ji Yexing was about to continue talking nonsense, Bian Ling stepped forward with a sinking face, grabbed Ji Bingzhu's arm and walked away.

Ji Bingzhu hurt a little from being caught by him, he frowned and said, "What are you doing? It hurts so much."

Bian Ling was very calm and said, "Don't you want to practice double cultivation? Go, go now."

When Ji Bingzhu heard the words, he stopped fluttering immediately, and ran away with Bian Ling.

Ji Yexing stood up from behind and shouted: "Hey! Wait, take the communication array over, I want to surround..."

Bian Ling didn't wait for him to finish his shameless words, stretched out his hand and pointed at the communication array, and Ji Yexing's figure disappeared in place in an instant.

Bian Ling hugged Ji Bingzhu and rolled directly onto the bed in the room, smashing the wooden bed with a loud noise, Ji Bingzhu threw himself on top of him and blinked blankly.

Bian Ling: "Didn't you say you want to practice double cultivation?"

Ji Bingzhu nodded immediately, and sat on Bian Ling's waist while supporting Bian Ling's chest, and finally asked in confusion: "What should I do first?"

Bian Ling stretched out his hand to hold his neck, and his voice became a little hoarse: "First... take off your clothes."

Ji Bingzhu: "Oh."

Obediently, he unbuttoned his clothes and asked in confusion: "Does Shuangxiu even want to take off his clothes? Ye Xing didn't teach me this."

Bian Ling: "Oh? Then what did he teach you?"

With an innocent face on his face, Ji Bingzhu said, "Teach me, push hard and don't stop."

Bian Ling: "..."

Bian Ling took a deep breath and said, "You should lose Ji Yexing's communication array."

Ji Yexing's unscrupulous bastard would feel uncomfortable if he didn't cheat Ji Bingzhu for a day.

Ji Bingzhu looked at him blankly, but took off his clothes smoothly with his hands, he blinked: "And then?"

Bian Ling looked at him wearing thin obscene clothes, gently raised his hand to cover his eyes with the back of his hand, and said in a hoarse voice, "I really... can't take it anymore."

Ji Bingzhu: "Huh?"

As soon as Bian Ling turned over, he pressed Ji Bingzhu directly under him, and gagged his mouth unbearably.

This time Bian Ling didn't hold back any more, and kissed Ji Bingzhu until his eyes were clouded with mist before parting. He looked down at Ji Bingzhu from a high position, gently wiped his red lips with his hand, and said in a low voice: "Is it uncomfortable?"

Ji Bingzhu took a few breaths and looked at him suspiciously: "This is double cultivation? It's no different from usual."

Bian Ling tore off his obscene clothes directly.

Ji Bingzhu hurriedly went to grab it: "Hey, hey, if you have something to say, don't tear up your clothes. I plan to go play with He Que tomorrow. The clothes can still be worn."

No matter how big Bian Ling's desire is, he will retreat at this time, he said angrily: "Is it not good for you to call other men's names in my bed?"

Ji Bingzhu didn't know what was wrong, but Bian Ling said it was wrong, so it was naturally bad, so he obediently took his hand back, blinked, and looked at him obediently.

At this time, Ji Bingzhu's eyes were hazy, and his long hair covered the bed, making his face like a peach blossom. Bian Ling was almost aroused by this scene, but it was even better than before.

Bian Ling kissed his lips, gradually moved down, and landed on his slender neck. Ji Bingzhu gasped a little impatiently, raised his head slightly, and moaned softly: "Don't..."

Bian Ling opened his mouth and bit his protruding Adam's apple, and Ji Bingzhu almost bounced off the bed in an instant. The feeling of being caught by someone was too out of his control. At a certain point, the very strong Ji Bingzhu instinctively stretched out He tried to push Bian Ling away.

"Don't...don't bite, it hurts..."

Bian Ling dropped the kiss on his collarbone, and Ji Bingzhu finally took a breath and complained, "Are you going to eat people?"

Bian Ling couldn't deny it, and ignited Ji Bingzhu's slender body a little jerky.

Ji Bingzhu reacted quickly, he was straightforward and frank, he didn't know how to put on airs, he felt as if he wanted to vent but didn't know how to do it.

"It's so hot, touch me, Ling..."

Bian Ling was almost forced to reveal his magic eyes by his pure and unrestrained posture, and took a deep breath before slowly separating Ji Bingzhu's legs.

Without raising his head, Bian Ling said in a cold voice, "Ji Bingzhu, take your hand away."

Ji Bingzhu was taken aback for a moment, then he took back the hand that was about to pat Bian Ling, and explained awkwardly: "I, I'm used to it..."

Over the years, if someone made him feel uncomfortable, he almost instinctively slapped him back, no matter who the opponent was, he had already formed a habit of going back and forth, and he couldn't change it for a while.

Bian Ling was almost laughed angrily by him, and said helplessly: "I said, take your hand away..."

Ji Bingzhu looked at him in astonishment and instinctively raised his hand that was about to fall on Bian Ling's head, and said aggrievedly: "I don't want to, who made you uncomfortable, hey, are you not doing a good job? ?”

Bian Ling: "..."

Bian Ling pulled out his fingers, resisting the urge to beat him up, gritted his teeth and said, "Who did you learn this from?"

Ji Bingzhu was taken aback by his sudden black face, shrank back under the quilt, and whispered: "Ye, Yexing..."

I knew it was him.

Bian Ling rubbed the center of his brows helplessly, thinking that if this continues, he might not be able to do it anymore.

Seeing Bian Ling's posture of getting up, Ji Bingzhu immediately stretched out his slender white legs and wrapped them around his waist, telling him not to move around, and said nervously: "You...what are you going to do? Don't you double cultivate? You Just agreed."

Bian Ling was expressionless: "Didn't you say that my job is not good?"

Ji Bingzhu was blocked for a while. He didn't know what it meant to live a bad life, so he could only murmur: "I, I'm just kidding, you're doing a good job, come on, keep coming, I promise I won't hit you gone."

Bian Ling glared at him, and Ji Bingzhu, as he promised, firmly suppressed his urge to hit someone—his hands were entangled with his long hair, and if he moved, his hair would be involved, and he still suffered a lot. he himself.

But after a while, he was kicked off the bed by the startled Ji Bingzhu.

Bian Ling: "..." Stop playing!

Ji Bingzhu was tortured by him, his whole body was pink, not up or down, it seemed a little strange why the person disappeared, Mimi stared straight up and saw Bian Ling sitting cross-legged on the ground, gnashing his teeth and staring at him, even the magic pupil They all stared out.

Ji Bingzhu: "..."

Bian Ling looked at him coldly, Ji Bingzhu was a little ashamed for a while, although he didn't know why he was ashamed, so he jumped down and coaxed Bian Ling to bed, wrapped his neck around his neck and kissed him several times indiscriminately, and said aggrievedly: " Don't be angry, you have to tell me what you are doing first, otherwise I will always feel insecure and act instinctively."

Bian Ling said: "Didn't you clamor for double cultivation, and now you ask me what I want to do?"

Ji Bingzhu was even more aggrieved: "Ye Xing explained that he had to put on a good posture and use his spiritual power. How can you kiss and hug like you and put your hands... let go..."

He finally knew what shame felt like, and he was a little embarrassed to say it.

Bian Ling didn't speak, but was still very angry.

Ji Bingzhu thought for a while, then suddenly smiled, and said: "How about this, you can tie my hands, so that I won't beat you."

Bian Ling patted his foot angrily.

Ji Bingzhu immediately said: "The feet are tied too?"

Bian Ling only felt a splitting headache, someone's double cultivation made it seem like they were dealing with an enemy, tying this and that.

Ji Bingzhu wrapped his neck around his neck, kissing him back and forth, he didn't know where he learned to be coquettish, he hummed and said: "Bian Ling, Ah Ling, Liu Jing, do it again, okay? I promise I won't hit you. "

The more Bian Ling thought about his words, the more awkward he felt. He took a deep breath and threw Ji Bingzhu on the bed again. Just as he was about to continue eating, he heard Ji Bingzhu's "ahhhh".

Bian Ling suppressed his anger: "What's wrong?"

Ji Bingzhu: "Hair! Hair, you are pressing my hair!"

Bian Ling: "...Oh."

Bian Ling quickly lifted Ji Bingzhu's long hair from the two of them, his face turned red.

Ji Bingzhu gasped in pain, hugged Bian Ling's neck aggrievedly, and said, "Kiss me."

Bian Ling leaned down helplessly and blocked his mouth.

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