shut up, shameless old thief

Chapter 58 After the fight, go to cure your brain, good boy

Ji Bingzhu was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Bian Ling to be so obedient, it took him a long time to pull the skirt of his clothes, and he said: "You too... don't stay so far away..."

Bian Ling couldn't help but laugh, and said: "You want to stay away for a while, and you want me to stay so far away for a while. Ancestor, think about it carefully, you are so difficult to serve, who can stand you except me?"

Ji Bingzhu glared at him, raising his hand to hit him, but Bian Ling grabbed his hand and said helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'm joking, you're not hard to serve."

Ji Bingzhu was extremely easy to coax, and when Bian Ling said a soft word, he put his hand down. Such a soft gesture made Bian Ling even more determined not to let him be seduced by others.

Bian Ling hugged him for a while, then continued to hug him, walked to the residence on the top of the mountain, and said lightly: "When the matter is over, I will have your yard repaired, and the building is the same as before. They are exactly the same, and then let He Que draw a few pictures for you, and we will live here well, okay?"

Ji Bingzhu murmured: "But...but I didn't agree..."

"At that time, I'll catch a few more foxes for you to raise, tsk, don't let them go, who knows that they won't be like the white-eyed wolves like the little fox before," Bian Ling didn't seem to hear what he said, thinking about it to himself He said, "Let's expand the yard a little more, plant some fruit trees and so on, and make nectar for you in spring, and candied fruit in autumn, okay?"

Ji Bingzhu suddenly forgot that he said he didn't agree just now, and nodded immediately: "Then we need to open a small pond and plant lotus flowers, and we can eat lotus seeds in summer."

Bian Ling saw that he was taken away from the topic so easily by him, and didn't know whether to cry or laugh, so he had to keep his face unpredictable, and continued to fool him: "If there is something to do, we will solve it together, if there is nothing to do, we will solve it together. Plant flowers, grass and fruit trees in the yard, make wine and so on, if you are bored, you can go to other places in Gujing, do you think it is good?"

Ji Bingzhu nodded immediately: "Okay, okay!"

Seeing his excited expression, Bian Ling suddenly felt guilty for abducting an ignorant young son.

The tree in Ji Bingzhu's yard was completely destroyed by Shi Yuan. When he arrived, he looked at the withered leaves and stomped his feet on the spot angrily: "Ah, I'm going to kill him!"

Bian Ling said: "It's okay, I will plant another tree for you later."

Ji Bingzhu was still furious.

Bian Ling has collected a lot of good things from the ancient thorns over the years. He took out a piece of walnut that seemed to be carved from jade from the storage ring. In the small courtyard, there are Quyuan, flowing water, rockery and trees.

Ji Bingzhu let out a "wow", and immediately opened the curtain in front of the door and rushed in.

Bian Ling followed behind him step by step, watching him happily running around in the jade yard, and warned, "Be careful not to fall."

Ji Bingzhu pushed open the door of the room, threw himself directly onto a huge bed in the inner room, rolled comfortably a few times, felt the familiar aura on it, and narrowed his comfortable eyes.

Bian Ling opened the bead curtain, looked at him as if he was about to go to sleep, chuckled, and said, "Would you like nectar tea? I also saved some peach nectar."

Ji Bingzhu immediately sat up cross-legged, happily shaking left and right: "Yes, yes!"

Seeing that he seemed to want to drink tea on the bed, Bian Ling sighed and said, "If you want to drink tea, get off the bed."

Ji Bingzhu pouted immediately: "I don't want to go down."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that he was a little unreasonable, and he didn't look like an adult. After thinking about it, he lied without blinking: "My feet hurt, and I can't touch the ground."

Bian Ling: "..."

Nonsense, you were just throwing yourself around and jumping around.

Bian Ling looked at last Ji Bingzhu's harmless eyes, a little helpless, so he walked up and sat on the edge of the bed, grabbed his ankle, rubbed it twice with a half-smile, and said, "Oh? Where does it hurt? ? Let me show you."

Being held by his ankle and gently touched twice, Ji Bingzhu didn't know why, his whole face suddenly turned red, he kicked hard twice, and said in a very low voice: "No, it doesn't hurt, let me go quickly... ..."

Sure enough, Bian Ling let go of him obediently, but moved his fingers up and directly caught Ji Bingzhu's calf.

Ji Bingzhu let out an "ah", kicked Bian Ling on the forearm, and hid in the corner in panic.

Bian Ling said helplessly: "Okay, let's not bother you, come down and drink tea."

After speaking, he walked out, as if making tea in the yard.

Ji Bingzhu was nestled in a corner, curled up and waited until the heat on his face subsided, then carefully got out of bed, and poked his head at the door to take a look, like a frightened little animal.

Bian Ling saw him and waved to him: "Come on, what are you doing there?"

Ji Bingzhu sniffed the sweet honey tea, swallowed hard, and finally couldn't hold back, ran over and sat opposite Bian Ling, holding the still hot porcelain cup in his hand.

Bian Ling watched him sip from the side, without saying a word, just poured a glass of wine and drank it, and served the food to Ji Bingzhu's face.

After taking a few sips of honey tea, Ji Bingzhu felt a bit dull. He held the half-cup of half-cold honey tea in both hands and handed it to Bian Ling, smiling flatteringly.

Bian Ling patted his fingers with a half-smile, and said, "No."

Ji Bingzhu said softly: "Just one sip, mix it with honey tea, you won't get drunk."

Bian Ling said: "Not even a sip, just keep drinking tea."

Ji Bingzhu still looked at him flatteringly, Bian Ling remained unmoved.

Soon, Ji Bingzhu saw that this trick was useless, so he immediately changed his tactics, put his face down, put the cup in his hand on the stone table, and said with a groan, "I don't know who made the promise before, I said He does whatever he wants, and now he has changed his face in less than a day, men really can't believe a word."

Bian Ling: "..."

Bian Ling raised his head and glanced at him, and Ji Bingzhu immediately bared his teeth at him unwillingly.

After a while, Bian Ling swallowed his anger and poured a little wine into Ji Bingzhu's half cup of nectar tea respectfully, holding it in both hands and feeding it to this hard-to-serve ancestor.

Ji Bingzhu was satisfied now.

And the result he was satisfied with was that Bian Ling poured him half a glass of wine with his nose on his face, and gulped it down like a victorious general.

Finally got drunk.

When Ji Bingzhu woke up again, he was being hugged and walked down the mountain, surrounded by birds singing and lush forests, he whimpered with a headache.

Bian Ling said: "Wake up, you have been asleep for three days, if you don't wake up again, I'm afraid you will miss the enchantment spirit coming out."

Ji Bingzhu was at a loss for a long time before he understood the meaning of his words, and immediately let out an "ah", and almost fell from Bian Ling's arms.

"Don't, hey, don't move, I almost fell..." Bian Ling hurriedly held him steady, and said helplessly, "Don't worry, we haven't started yet, we are rushing down the mountain now."

Only then did Ji Bingzhu feel relieved.

After he calmed down, he hugged his head and groaned for a while, before he slapped Bian Ling on the head, not as hard as a cat scratching, he said angrily: "You know that I can't drink, why do you give me the wine?" I?"

Bian Ling: "..."

I don't know if it's his illusion, but I always feel that since arriving at Luomo Mountain, Ji Bingzhu seems to be less and less polite to him.

This time, Bian Ling was so wronged that he didn't even recognize his own mother. He said blankly: "Your Majesty, I think you probably forgot who threatened me in various ways and asked me to pour him wine."

Your Majesty thought about it, and suddenly became even angrier: "Then why can you drink when I drink tea, no, you can't drink in the future."

Bian Ling: "Don't do to others what you can't do to yourself."

Ji Bingzhu didn't read much at first, and when he grew up, he was self-taught in Luomo Mountain and read some books about cultivating Yuan Dan. He didn't understand the theory at all, so he said angrily: "I don't understand what you are talking about. Words! Are you bullying me for reading less!? Tell me!"

Bian Ling: "I dare not."

When the two finally reached the barrier, Ji Bingzhu was pinching Bian Ling's neck and shaking it vigorously. Bian Ling followed him with a look of lovelessness, and had to hold him tightly with both hands lest he fall from his body. Turn over.

Everyone: "..."

Ji Yexing's eyes hurt a little, and he said, "What are you two doing? Is this flirting?"

Ji Bingzhu jumped off Bian Ling immediately, and pouted him vigorously: "Stupid! Annoying! Moxiu! Pooh!"

Bian Ling: "..."

Bian Ling scolded him indifferently.

Ji Yexing watched in amazement. He casually took Ji Bingzhu who was running towards him, rubbed his hair lightly, and said to Bian Ling, "What? You haven't done anything for three days?"

Bian Ling couldn't say a word, and sat on the ground without saying a word.

Ji Bingzhu lay in Ji Yexing's arms into a ball of rage, and complained, "I'm so pissed off, I'm really pissed off."

Ji Yexing said: "What did he do to you? Brother, has he done anything strange to you these days? For example, taking off your clothes and fighting or something."

"No!" Ji Bingzhu said in a low voice, but after being angry for a long time, after thinking about it carefully, he suddenly felt that he seemed to be making trouble for no reason again, and there was nothing wrong with him from the beginning to the end.

With this realization, Ji Bingzhu not only did not calm down, but became even more angry.

Bian Ling glanced at him faintly, Ji Bingzhu immediately bared his teeth and glared at him: "Don't look at me!"

Bian Ling: "..."

Bian Ling had no choice but to take his eyes back in an obedient manner, very obedient.

When Ji Bingzhu saw him tilting his head and looking aside, he felt a little upset, picked up a small stone next to him and threw it at Bian Ling, and said angrily, "Why don't you look at me?"

Bian Ling: "..."

Ji Yexing: "..."

He Que: "..."

Ji Bingzhu grabbed Ji Yexing's lapel vigorously, and said aggrievedly: "Look, you see he bullied me."

Ji Yexing: "..."

Ji Yexing said seriously: "Brother, after the beating, let's go to a god to heal your brain, be good."

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