【Double Black】As You Like It

"I don't need to say it, but don't be fooled by those sloppy love words! My God, are you so innocent? This can make you blush!"

"I'm not blushing!"

"You are red! You are not allowed to be red!"

"I don't care if I'm popular or not!! What do you say now about what you wrote yourself?!"

Chuya Nakahara was so dizzy that he almost pulled Dazai Osamu's hair off, while the other party lowered his head and was babbling and screaming in pain as he pulled his hair.The Central Plains also called you, right?Are you messing with me!Say it, Osamu Dazai!Otherwise, I will bald you today!

Dazai refuses to accept it!He saved his hair and shouted, I ain't I don't!If you want to hear it, just tell me that I will go home and lie on the bed and whisper in your ear, okay? !

Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a moment, and then hammered the opponent with a bigger hand.What are you talking nonsense, I don't want to hear what you are doing, what are you doing? !Sure enough, it's you, right? Osamu Dazai must be you, I guess it's you!

Osamu Dazai was running on the side of the street to escape the sea of ​​suffering, and the two of them just chased each other and ran wildly on the streets of Yokohama.

"No--no!" Osamu Dazai seemed to understand it, and suddenly stopped, turned around and said to Nakahara Chuya behind him.

"Yes, I did it, it's me, Chuya."

Putting on a serious and expressiony expression, Osamu Dazai stretched out a hand and pressed it on his chest with tenderness like water.

"Yes, I said it all, I did it all, Chuya, are you very touched, let me tell you, if you want to hear it, we can go home now, you lie in bed, I lie next to you , and then I stick to your side and I—"

Then he was crushed ruthlessly with his fist by Zhongya Zhongya.

"Heh, who didn't admit it just now, I believe you have ghosts now?!"

"Wait! I don't admit that you don't believe me, I admit that you don't believe me, why??"

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought for a while and replied, "Intuition?"

Osamu Dazai felt helpless in an instant, he raised his head and slapped his hands on his eyes to show his speechlessness with actions, and then sighed at him persuasively.

"Not good, Chuya... the love story over there is fine, but can I tell you?"

Nakahara Chuya was about to get angry when he heard it, and he raised his voice and sneered at Osamu Dazai.

"What's the love talk over there? The love talk here! It's not allowed! Wait—why are you talking about love to me??"

He finally cleared his mind, and suddenly began to think about this question.Even if Osamu Dazai was free to make fun of him, he would not make such a joke. After all, even if the two of them really confront each other and do everything, there are still some things that they know they won't do.

What's more, even if the other party didn't admit it when he was beaten to death at the beginning, but in terms of his behavior and style, as far as what he said at the end, it is absolutely certain that it is Dazai Osamu, and it is absolutely impossible to be someone else.

There is no one other than Dazai Osamu who will ridicule him after saying such nonsense, even the tone, tone, and way of addressing him is definitely this person, even if the other party strongly denies it now, yes, anyway that is!

Thinking of this, he directly stretched out his hand to grab the other party's collar and leaned in front of him, almost face to face.

"You are not allowed to play with me like this next time, do you hear me?!"

"How did I play with you?"

"Just! That's how you play!"

"Just how to play? How can I know what you're talking about if you don't tell me, Chuya?"

Osamu Dazai leaned closer to him with a slap in the face, allowing him to grab the collar, lowering his head because of his height as if to oppress him, squinting his eyes like a fox with malicious intentions.

But it is very rare for Zhong Yuanzhong to say such a thing, or he is simply ashamed to say it.So her face turned red, hmm, ah, ah, ah, suffocated to death, but she couldn't say what it was like.

After all, if Osamu Dazai refuses to admit it to death, he will feel that he is being self-righteous and self-righteous, so he doesn't want it!

But it was obvious that the other party knew what he was thinking and what he was worried about, probably because he knew that Zhong Yuan Zhong was also thin-skinned and unable to say anything, so he approached him so confidently and asked.

It's like you say it, you say it, you say it if you have the ability.

Pissed off personally.

"I...you!"

"Hmm, I'm here, Chuya, what do you want to say?"

what did he say?He couldn't speak, so he could only leave Dazai aside and walk in front, and just as he turned around, the other party grabbed his arm from behind, and just brought him into his arms.Zhong Yuanzhong didn't react and directly bumped into the other person's chest. Before he even opened his mouth to ask what you want to do, the person put his arm around his waist, lifted his legs and walked into the corner, with one hand propped on the wall. , enclosing him between the wall and the chest.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about the meaning of this action. According to his way of thinking, it is a kind of coercive threat, but how can I say that the port mafia recruits a lot of people, men, women and children? It's not like he didn't pass by and hear the TV series watched by his female subordinates, so this so-called "wall dong" made him wonder for a moment whether Dazai Osamu had a hole in his head.

Because he had done it to a girl before when he saw the other party picking up a girl.

"Zhongye."

The person on top of the head bent down and pressed against his ear, as if it came out from between his lips and teeth, even the temperature was moist.The breath was itchy in his ears, he dodged for a while, and the other hand came over and curled up his half-length hair hanging on his shoulders, lowered his voice and said in a magnetic voice.

"Although I didn't expect Chuya to be teased so easily, I still have a lot to say to you. Should we go back together? We'll tell you all while lying on the bed under the quilt?"

This sounded like the tone of a kidnapper who abducted children. Nakahara raised his eyelids and looked at the other party, and even raised his eyebrows, while Dazai Osamu looked at him with his head down and a smile, the tail of the fox was exposed coming.

Without saying anything, he lowered his head slightly and got out from under Dazai Osamu's arms, and then walked outside, without giving the slightest glance to the people behind him.

After a while, he heard people behind him start shouting at him.

"That's too much Chuya! Why did you just walk away without saying anything! I'm so sad!"

"Otherwise? What do you want me to tell you?"

"Why did you blush when I told you about the love talk before, but you didn't react at all?!"

"I'm not blushing!"

"You have!"

"I do not have!"

"Tch, trying to cover up."

The two of them planned to go back together, and Nakahara asked, "You must have made such an annoying commission yourself, but Osamu Dazai was already standing in front of the trash can and tore up the commission letter, with a deadpan expression on his face." Answer him, no, it was done by a super boring and questionable loser.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ?

"It's rare to hear you swearing?"

"It's not a curse, it's telling the truth at most."

Then Osamu Dazai ran to the street corner and beckoned him over. Nakahara Nakahara sighed and followed him, and found that all the juices in the window were fresh slags. The other party pointed to the things inside and said Nakahara, I didn’t Bring money and buy it for me.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought why should I buy something for you, but finally saw the other party squatting in front of the glass cabinet with shining eyes, he still pouted and took out the money.Asked what flavor you want to drink, Osamu Dazai slid his fingers over it, and finally raised his face and said to him, Orange, I want to drink orange juice.

Zhong Yuanzhong also ordered a cup of orange-flavored juice for the other party, and he ordered a cup of black tea casually. The two of them hugged the air-conditioned drink cup in the sun, and the plastic outside was dripping with water drops, while standing The person beside him stirred the ice cubes with a straw, and there was a small ping-pong-pong sound.

He said let's go back quickly, and then said that there is nothing at home, we should go to the supermarket to buy some food before we go back.Osamu Dazai said yes, yes, I want to eat crabs.

"You know about crabs, and there's nothing else besides this?"

"Meat?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled his eyes, and went to the supermarket with the people.

Fruits in Japan are very expensive, and vegetables are not cheap, but for Nakahara Chuya, these expenses are just drizzle and he doesn’t care, so when he sees fresh fruits and vegetables, he packs a basket and a basket, and finally feels that he takes more. I was going to push a shopping cart, but as soon as I walked over, I saw Osamu Dazai sitting in it and waving at him.

"..."

"After I sat down, Zhong Ye pushed me home."

"Dazai, how old are you?"

"22 years old!"

"No, you are three years old."

He was about to pull out a new shopping cart past Osamu Dazai, but the man grabbed him as soon as he reached out and insisted on doing it.Zhong Yuanzhong also really dislikes shame, so I asked you about your shame, your image, how can you still have a childlike innocence at such an age? ? ?

"Come on, come on, I gave it away for nothing." He even winked at him.

"I don't even want to post back."

"Is my face ugly??"

"It looks good and can be eaten as a meal?"

"Ah... I'm hurt... I'm hurt... My back hurts so bad I can't walk I have to ask Chuya to push me, help me I can't walk."

These words caused people passing by around to cast strange glances at them, and Nakahara Nakahara grabbed the handle of the trolley with his veins violently, and threw all the fruits he was carrying on Dazai Osamu's stomach, and then the two of them Just wandered around in the mall.

The man pointed to the snack area and said, "I want to eat small cakes, I want to eat small biscuits, and I want to serve potato chips." He clattered and hugged all those packaging bags in his arms. He stretched out his arms and embraced them again.In the beverage area, carbonated beverages, fruit juices and drinks are not spared. When the last two people went to the cashier, they were as high as a mountain. Everyone around them looked at them. The cashier smiled awkwardly and scanned the code one by one. After sweeping to the end, Osamu Dazai who was sitting inside was revealed, and the other party's two long legs that had nowhere to rest were placed outside, and he handed over the last box of small biscuits in his hand.

"Don't look at it, I'm not for sale."

Then he was knocked on the head by Zhong Yuan.

Because there were too many things, I directly reported the address of my home and asked the supermarket to help deliver it. Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at the price of the code, curled his lips and took out the wallet from his pocket, and then took out his own card to swipe up.

Osamu Dazai came out with some snacks from the pile of items, while he brought out two bags of vegetables, intending to go home and cook first.

Osamu Dazai jumped out of the shopping cart, bouncing around, saying don't take vegetables, let's go home and eat seafood.He walked on the road without squinting, saying that it is too late now, and we will cook after the food is delivered a few days later. It is very troublesome to deal with seafood.

After talking, he remembered, why did he buy so much seafood? ? ?

"Osamu Dazai!"

"What?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also threw the plastic bag containing vegetables and smashed it on the opponent's waist.

"Who wants to cook seafood for you? Please order takeaway or go out to eat!!"

"But what they cook is not as delicious as yours."

"You don't help wash the vegetables or peel the shells, you just know how to sit in front of the TV and eat snacks and drinks, why should I make them for you!"

"I can do the dishes."

He looked down at the man's wounded and bandaged palm, cut it, and then kicked the man's ass.

"Can your hands touch water?! Besides, there is a dishwasher at home! I shouldn't have let you in in the first place, and it was false to say that you would wash dishes for me!"

"I didn't! Then let me wash it too!"

"Maybe I let you wash it?! —Okay, Osamu Dazai, you just know I won't agree, so you're so confident, aren't you!"

He was about to beat someone with two steamed buns in his hand, while Dazai Osamu ran ahead with a bunch of snacks in his arms, and said while running, I really don't have any, you are not allowed to slander.They're like high school kids chasing each other in Yokohama, but they're both adults.

After running all the way home, Osamu Dazai was panting in front of him, but this amount of exercise was not a problem for Nakahara Chuya, so he walked slowly behind and said, run, keep going Run, you have the ability to continue.

Osamu Dazai looked pained, he was going to die, he couldn't run anymore, he was going to pass out.

"Don't run, don't run, I really can't run anymore."

"Hmph, it's too weak."

"You are so anti-human! Why are you not tired at all!"

"I'm not a human being in the first place, besides, your physical strength is obviously too weak."

After speaking, he slapped the man on the back of the head after he bent down, and Osamu Dazai staggered and almost lost his footing.

They just walked away, and the other party said I don’t care, you see, I am a guest, I must eat delicious food, why can’t I eat the seafood you cook is so delicious, Zhongyuan Zhong also gave this person a blank look, even if you are dreaming If you are capable, learn to cook by yourself.

If you want to talk about why he can cook, it is indeed because when the two lived together, Dazai Osamu just stretched out his clothes to eat and opened his mouth. If he didn't cook and eat takeaway every day, the two of them couldn't live like this. , No way, being forced to helplessly, Zhong Yuan Zhong also picked up the spatula and fought wits and courage with the stove in the kitchen.

After about a month or so, it was considered a peace with the kitchen, and Dazai Osamu finally did not have to be forced to eat those burnt food by his neck. Meals are required to have the same taste.No hemp or spicy food, but also crab roe porridge.

Osamu Dazai walked in front, chatting with him about what he wanted, and he was about to turn to the next street, and the other side of the street was the door of the house, but he saw the other party suddenly turned around, hugged him and threw himself to the ground Go up, and the next second the wall at the corner was blasted, gravel and gravel fell on the ground, and the flames shot up into the sky. He fell to the ground and looked at the sky, which was all golden in color.

"What's wrong?!"

Osamu Dazai coughed twice and then fell off him. Nakahara Nakaya reached out and touched the opponent's back, and there were bloodstains burned by Qi Yan. Before Dazai Osamu could speak, someone rushed out at the corner and pointed a gun at them. As soon as he raised his hand, he directly controlled the ground under his feet to break into the air, blocking the bullets in front of them.

He picked up Osamu Dazai who fell on the ground and backed away, not caring about the snacks and vegetables left on the floor.The gunshots from the opposite side could be heard through the rocks, and the two supported each other. Osamu Dazai felt a little uncomfortable, but he still whispered in his ear, hurry up, this is the person who wanted to come to ask for the chip.

They did get the chip back, but there must be a price, and basically people in the black zone know that the person who took that thing from Italy was Chuya Nakahara, the gravitational force of the port mafia.He didn't know how these people got on the land of Yokohama under cover of the sky, and they could still touch the vicinity of his house, but these are not important right now, as long as they are all killed.

But the problem is that he is carrying a Dazai Osamu.

"Tsk."

Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed the opponent's arm through the clothes, then used his own ability to stop the bullets in front of him, and then moved his fingers to change the trajectory and kill the pursuers behind.

"Hold on and don't sleep! I'll go back and make crab porridge for you!"