【Double Black】As You Like It

Nakahara Nakaya tore Dazai Osamu off his body and the quilt, and told the other party seriously, I will go out for a while, and I will definitely come back at night.But Osamu Dazai didn't, the man sat on the bed and wrung his fingers to settle accounts with him.

"Wedding arrangements must start in the afternoon. After the start, there will be a banquet. The banquets in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang have always been very large. The venue and food supply alone can keep you eating for hours. At [-] o'clock in the evening, there will be a dance. Come on. Often so many people are having a carnival, you can’t not go, if you drink some wine, it will be terrible, if you don’t drink until one or two o’clock in the morning, I won’t believe it when Mr. Guangjin brings you back.”

After finishing speaking, he stared at him closely with those eyes, and then started to talk to him again: "If you go to that kind of place, it is absolutely impossible not to touch alcohol. After touching it, no matter how much you drink, you will definitely go crazy. After all Your wine taste is so bad. I guess there must be a lot of people invited to this wedding. How many people do you think really want to go, and how many people are here for you? There must be quite a few, after all, although you are tall It’s not up to the standard but you’re still a diamond king. Most people are willing to fuck your thigh. Do you think someone will sneak in when you’re drunk? If it’s just a one-night stand with you to seal the relationship Forget it—no, it can’t be forgotten, this can’t be forgotten!”

Osamu Dazai became excited when he said this.

"You can't forget it like that! No, you can go if you want. I have to follow you. You said that you are so stupid, what if you are really drunk and kidnapped? I can't, I won't allow it!"

Nakahara Chuya was dumbfounded by Dazai Osamu's speech. After being dazed for a while, he stretched out his hand and pinched the other person's face, and said viciously: "What nonsense are you talking about! Why did I get drunk by a woman who didn't know where? Throw it into a hotel for a one-night stand! Why do you want to follow! If you want to follow, I am looking for Hong Kong black people!"

"They're definitely not as smart as me, maybe they'll be played around by the vixen."

"What vixen?"

"The vixen who seduces you, the vixen who wants to climb your bed."

"What are you climbing now?!"

"Oh, your bed—then you can only have me, a vixen."

"Are you substituting yourself into a vixen?!"

Dazai Osamu's eyes were still red, and he looked like he had cried, and then he fell into his arms, rubbed against him and stopped moving.

"I don't care, you can either take me with you, or you will see my dead body when you come back, then you can only go to my tombstone every year and lay flowers and cry with snot and tears, talking about my death The name says I regret it."

"That's really a pity. The situation you mentioned will never happen. I will definitely hold a funeral for you with firecrackers and red flags waving, and then I will put an ode to joy for you."

As if he had said something, Osamu Dazai turned over in his arms, and then propped himself up to face him.When they leaned over, they got very close, and then stretched out their hands to gently touch his face with the pads of their fingers. This kind of intimate behavior, Zhong Yuan Zhong also just wanted to stop the other party before speaking.

"Say it again, what will you play for me?"

He thought about his previous words: "Ode to Joy."

"Okay, then "Ode to Joy."

Osamu Dazai laughed, the corners of his eyes were still red, but he could feel that the smile was real.After finishing speaking, tell him, don’t change the tone of Ode to Joy, don’t fill in the lyrics, you need the original symphony, please invite the most famous symphony orchestra in Yokohama, and then carry the piano and piles of double basses, just in front of him There is music playing next to the tomb, and it must be very lively.

The Central Plains will pick it up, yes, you are the only one who is willing to play "Ode to Joy" at the funeral, bury it happily and die happily, right?But the other party said, how can it be, isn't that the same for the twin brothers in "One Hundred Years of Solitude", they were so happy that they died like that, and after they died, no one could tell who was who, so they made mistakes The body was buried in his brother's tomb, and even the name on the tombstone was not his own.

"Why, you still want to go down to someone else's tomb?"

Osamu Dazai looked at him and smiled and said, yes, I have a promising cemetery, and I will take you to see it when I have a chance.

In fact, it is really unpleasant to talk about death or immortality on a good day, but Central Plains has long been used to this. If one day this person does not want to die, he is positive, sunny and cheerful, then there is a problem, and he will even doubt it. What kind of stress reaction? Osamu Dazai will commit suicide in the next second.

But being used to this kind of topic doesn't mean that you like it, it's just that you have learned not to take it seriously when you get along with each other day and night.What's more, birth, old age, sickness and death are human nature, as long as Osamu Dazai doesn't go crazy and say something weirder, it really doesn't matter to him.

And Zhongyuan Zhong is not a human being, he doesn't think it is auspicious or unlucky, he doesn't believe in heaven or earth, anyway, he believes in himself.

He said to Osamu Dazai, I really don't have time, I'm going to someone's wedding, and I gave all the presents.Osamu Dazai didn't want to let him go, he just said that it's fine as a gift, there is no need for people to go, I just sent a message to Hirotsu, saying that you are not feeling well and will not go.

"What did you say?!"

After shouting this sentence, Nakahara Nakaya touched his pocket and found that his newly equipped mobile phone was really missing, while Dazai Osamu secretly took out a mobile phone from under the pillow, and took a closer look, it was his.

"You stole from me again!"

"How can this be called stealing? Who told Chuya that you forgot to bring it."

"I obviously brought it!"

"You brought your phone, why is it still here?"

"Are you stealing well?!"

He snatched his things away, and after turning on the screen, he found that there was indeed news in it. It was Dazai Osamu who imitated his tone and told Hirotsu Yanagi, saying that he himself felt a little deteriorating and couldn't get out of bed recently. Once delivered, the person will not go.

After reading it, he was so angry that his teeth itch, and the phone he was holding made a cracking sound when he squeezed it.

"Why do you have to make the decision for me?!"

"Because I don't want you to go out."

Zhongyuan Zhongye's mind is about to explode. In fact, this matter is not a big deal, but one thing is very important. No one likes others to make decisions for themselves.

This is the same no matter who is.

What's more, it is even more embarrassing to be forced to go against one's own will and achieve a certain purpose behind his back.

For Chuya Nakahara, his subordinate's wedding is actually not very important, but what he promised at the beginning is to go, so now he is going.If it's normal, you can do whatever you want, even if Osamu Dazai asks not to go before he agrees, maybe he will refuse.But the problem is that all the itinerary has been arranged, and he is about to go out. He even prepared a lot of wine to bring to his subordinates to entertain his subordinates. Osamu Dazai refused the invitation on his wedding day without even notifying him. This kind of thing is a very serious problem for him.

This made Zhongyuan Zhong also feel that he was offended.

What's more, he also discovered that although Dazai Osamu usually still looks like a gag, he has the aura of a superior. He must agree to the request of the other party, and if he does not agree, he must use means to make him agree.

It would really repel him.

I didn't bring this up at the beginning, but I just felt that Osamu Dazai was not too much, and this behavior didn't bother anyone else.But now he doesn't think so anymore, he thinks Osamu Dazai is just too much, really too much.

"Dazai, don't you think some of the things you did were inappropriate?"

Some things are not said because they feel that there is no need to say them, and some things are said because they feel that those things are unnecessary.

"I used to like to call dog, dog, dog. I said I didn't like it, but I kept barking. I didn't think I was your thing, nor did I think I was your dog. I used to like to force my thoughts It was put on me, but it didn’t bypass my intention to achieve something, so it’s fine, I’m too lazy to care about you. But to be honest, I don’t like people messing around with my phone, unless you tell me You want to play games, and I don't like others disregarding my thoughts and pretending to be me to refuse the things I have promised."

After speaking, he got up from the bed, intending to just leave Osamu Dazai on the bed, anyway, he was going to arrange the wedding.

Putting the phone in his pocket, he immediately called Hirotsu Yanagi and said that it was a joke made by Osamu Dazai, and he would go right away.And hang up the phone and have to sit up from the bed.

As soon as his butt left the edge of the bed, Osamu Dazai jumped up and hugged his back, and the two of them fell to the floor just like that.The weight of an adult man is still very heavy, and there are two of them. When there was a bang, everyone hurt their bodies. One hurt their waist and the other hurt their backs.You lean on me, I lean on you, lying on the floor grinning, Osamu Dazai fell harder than him, but he still climbed up and pressed his body, coughed several times and said.

"You are not allowed to go."

Zhong Yuanzhong also really didn't understand what kind of madness this person was, why he wouldn't let him go out, and now the more he was not allowed to go out, the more he would go.

"Why don't you let me go? Give me a reason?"

"You have never left my sight since I came here!"

"You fart!"

"You're the one who farts!"

"Okay, Osamu Dazai, you're going to have trouble with me today, aren't you!?"

"You can go! You must take me with you!"

"What am I talking about with you!"

"Why can it? Can't I just take it out?"

"What does this have to do with whether you take it or not?!"

Dazai Osamu's face was really a bit ferocious now, the other party grasped his hair with the bleeding hand, and almost yelled at him in a low voice close to his face.

"You can go, but you have to take me with you! I just don't want you to leave me alone at home, what if you don't come back!?"

"If you didn't come back, you didn't come back! This is my home. I can come back whenever I want!"

After yelling at the other party, he also reached out and grabbed the other party's collar and looked at the person riding him.

"I don't have to accommodate you, Dazai! Is it because I have been very tolerant to you from the beginning that you feel that you are really superior?! You can't always count everything, I don't want to be I don't want to , where are there so many reasons!"

"I never felt—"

"You have! You always have!"

Nakahara turned over and threw Osamu Dazai off his body directly to the floor, then he got up and sat on the other person's waist, poking the person's face and saying.

"You have been like this since the two of us first met! Because you are a member of the port mafia, you seem to be superior, and because you came before me, you always want to be my guide and make me your subordinate, I won’t talk about the dog, you’re going to annoy me to death! After that, you’ll be terrified when you become a cadre first, and even if you leave, you’ll look like everyone’s drunk and I’m sober, with a kind of inexplicable feeling A sense of superiority, although I always knew that you were an asshole, but at least you were my partner, I put up with you because I didn’t want to have the same experience as you! You can’t just be like this forever, Osamu Dazai!”

After shouting, Nakahara just rode on Dazai Osamu and gasped for breath. Every time the two of them quarreled so fiercely, it seemed like they were fighting. Dazai Osamu was stunned by his yelling for a long time What a reaction.

Nakahara also felt bored, he fell very painfully on the side of his waist, but at least he didn't feel any signs of the wound opening, and he was about to get up and go out, but Osamu Dazai suddenly reached out and caught him back, and he fell back again. At the same time, the man's arms clasped the back tightly.

When he fell into Dazai's arms, he heard the sound of two people's chests bumping into each other. He was about to ask, "Do you want to die? Your back still hurts, but Dazai put his lips on his ears." , just ask closely.

"Then you hate me?"

Hate.

Hate this word, they must have said it to each other countless times.

Helpless, bored, impatient, angry.

It seems that I can say this to the other party at any time, I hate you, I really hate you, I hate you to death.

Hate any point of each other, hate each other's every word, hate this word has almost become a certain representative top between them, after all, there is only one hate.

It was supposed to be said like this, it was supposed to be answered like this.

But for some reason, the two of them fell to the floor, hurting from the fall, grabbing each other's collar and hair and yelling at each other, but finally hugged each other again.

Maybe at this time, he should say loudly like every time before, I hate you, but the word is on the side of his mouth, hidden under his tongue, stuck deep in his throat, and he is about to spit it out , but always choked there, unable to get out no matter what.

Osamu Dazai asked again, Chuya, do you hate me if I am like this.

There was no quarrel between the two of them in the quiet room, the sunlight from the window came in, the wind blew the curtains, leaving only the sound of the fabric being lifted.

He was silent for a long time, Dazai Osamu said again, sure enough, it is annoying.

After finishing speaking, the two arms left his back, and after falling, he collapsed on the floor. Nakahara also raised his head from the opponent's neck, and he lifted the opponent's bangs with his hands to reveal the eyes below. His eyes were like a pool of stagnant water that couldn't make any waves.

"I haven't said anything yet."

"But it should be like this, Chuya is so free, he must hate me for keeping you."

He propped himself up and said like a person lying on the ground, needless to say, I am not your nanny, why do I keep walking around you, Dazai laughed when he said this, and then whispered quietly his sleeve.

This person turned his face faster than flipping through a book, as if they had no dispute or quarrel just now, no tit-for-tat or physical collision, they smiled like they did when they were eating noodles before, and finally raised their lips towards him Squeezed out a smile.

"I said, Chuya, do you want to try kissing?"

Before rejecting the other party, he snatched his talk and didn't give him a chance to interrupt.

"Surely you haven't tried it, have you? I told you that kissing feels very good. After all, you have to practice. After all, there will be girls you like in the future. If your kissing skills are too bad, you will definitely be ridiculed. But I didn't Question, I will teach you, and I will never laugh at you, my technique is super good, you will definitely like it, so, do you want to try it?"

Osamu Dazai asked him this question in that persuasive tone, even though he knew that this person always thinks about it and never has any logic, he was still a little surprised.

He thought to himself that we were all arguing just now and you are going to tell me what you are going to do with kissing, so he wanted to get up and go out quickly.Osamu Dazai refused to let him go, he lay on the ground with his arms around his back and held him in his arms, insisting on kissing him, just kissing him.

"Are you dissatisfied with your desire?"

"Of course not... Forget it, you just treat me as dissatisfied with my desires."

"Then what are you doing with me?"

"You said, we have kissed three times before, so it's okay to do it again?"

"There is a problem, there is a problem!"

He struggled to get up, but Osamu Dazai was stopping him, and kept whispering in his ear, just one, I will kiss, really just one.

Is it okay, Chuya, okay?

He couldn't say why he had to kiss Osamu Dazai, it was still at this time.But the other party was still very tough, even regardless of the gunshot wound on his body, he turned over forcibly and pressed him to the ground. When the kiss fell, Zhong Yuanzhong also blocked it with his hand, and the kiss was on his lips. Corner, not next to each other, but very close.

The arm felt the temperature on the opponent's body suddenly and directly dropped, just like the body temperature he felt from Dazai Osamu when he was in Italy before, the coldness surprised him, and he pulled the person away from him directly. Then he held the other's wrist and touched it.

"Why aren't you in good health?"

Osamu Dazai also suddenly became groggy, and then fell on his shoulder, but even so, he tried his best to get close to kiss him.

Say it in your mouth, just one click, really just one click.