【Double Black】As You Like It

Atsushi Nakajima didn't want to come at all.

Although Osamu Dazai is a senior he respects very much.

It was about a month ago, probably out of the beast's intuition, he always felt that the recent Mr. Dazai was a bit different from usual, and he didn't really like staying in the detective agency, but he didn't know what to do outside.Originally, Kunikida Doppo thought that Osamu Dazai had gone to commit suicide again, but after several days, he did not receive a call similar to 'accepting suicide attempters', and the other party came back clean and refreshed every day.

There is no drenched situation like falling into the water, nor does it look tattered and dirty, but it seems that every time I come back, I pinch it a little, which happens to be when Edogawa Luanbu is not around.

But everyone didn't realize this detail at the beginning. They just thought that Osamu Dazai had changed his sex and thought about it, and didn't bother him or others.

Atsushi Nakajima still felt very happy during that time, at least when the other party didn't commit suicide, and he didn't ask them to help wipe his ass because of any trouble.Originally, he attributed his intuition to the change of the other party, but one day Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo still met.

In the beginning, both of them lived in peace, but after a few hours, Ranpo Edogawa seemed to have noticed something, and stared at each other closely with his glasses on for a long, long time, and finally raised his voice and said loudly, let Dazai went out.

Those who stayed at the Armed Detective Agency during that time were surprised.I thought that Mr. Ranpo was having a childish temper again, for example, Osamu Dazai robbed the opponent's candy again, but when it continued and he didn't listen to persuasion at all, he pointed at this person's nose and explicitly banned him from entering the armed detective agency Everyone felt something was wrong when they opened the gate, and this incident even alarmed Fukuzawa Yukichi.

After the president came out, he asked what was going on, but Edogawa Ranbu pursed his lips and said nothing. He just said that he would not harm everyone, and that he would let Osamu Dazai come back when he was back to normal.

At the beginning, some people advised Osamu Dazai not to take it seriously, but this person just put his hands in the pockets of the camel-colored windbreaker and laughed wildly, but the smile changed when he smiled, because they didn’t A smile that can be seen on the face of former Osamu Dazai.

Rather than laughing, it was more like an inexplicable threat, still walking wildly at Edogawa.

——Ah, what a pity, I thought I could hold on for a longer period of time.

——So what's the matter with you!Change it quickly!

——Don’t, the chance you finally got, if you lose it, there will be no next time, so I won’t listen to you.

——It's so hot!What about the other one?

Seeing Mr. Dazai tilting his head and grinning, the emotion in his eyes even made him feel terrified, as if soaked in ice water once, his whole body was soaked, and his heart was chilled.

At that time, Atsushi Nakajima was stunned, completely unable to recognize that this was the Osamu Dazai he was familiar with.

But after thinking about it carefully, everyone felt that if it was this person, it wouldn't be surprising even if it turned out like this.

To put it bluntly, it was unexpected and reasonable.

But that look really shocked them, Fukuzawa Yukichi took a step forward to block Edogawa Ranpo, Dazai Osamu changed back to his original hippie smiling face, with that incongruous expression He said to the people behind the president in a tone of voice.

——Who is right? Anyway, I don’t know~

From then on, Edogawa Ranpo wished he could hang a sign at the door of the Armed Detective Agency, which said Osamu Dazai and dogs were not allowed to enter, but after thinking about it, he bolded the word Osamu Dazai and added a pair of quotation marks Go up, but no matter how other people ask each other, they just don't say what happened, even Fukuzawa Yukichi doesn't know.

It's just that their detective said to them in a rather serious tone.

——I will not harm you, nor will I harm him!When he can come back, he will come back naturally!

He didn't say a reason, and Osamu Dazai didn't say anything, just smiled and waved to them and went out alone, and told them before leaving that if there was anything to do, he would go to Chuya Nakahara, and he was with him.

Everyone knew that the relationship between the two was extremely different, and they didn't even dare to let the two of them stand in the same frame, for fear that if they said something wrong, they would fight, and then there would be a scene of chaos.

And although they don't know exactly what Osamu Dazai did before, everyone has a sense that the other party once belonged to the port mafia, and they have heard about how the traitors will deal with them, and Osamu Dazai is still alive and well. This is worth pondering.

Therefore, it is a fantasy that Osamu Dazai will stay with the strongest cadre of Hong Kong gangsters in Central Plains Chuya, right?

At least that's what they all thought at the time.

But until Atsuka Nakajima and Akiko Yosano faced the troublesome elemental power user, and after Dazai Osamu's slapstick operation, everyone was shocked when they really moved into Nakahara Nakaya's house. They didn't expect it at all This man would actually do that.

After they went back, they roughly explained the situation. Edogawa Ranpo, who was eating snacks, listened to it, then patted the table and said loudly, "It's over, it's over, it's not a rank, it's going to suffer."

They still didn't understand what was going on, they just knew that Osamu Dazai silently threatened Akiko Yosano after he lost his limbs, telling him not to meddle in other people's business and come for treatment.The doctor next to him got very angry when he mentioned this matter. It was not known whether it was because of Osamu Dazai's attitude or because the patient did not cooperate with the treatment.

However, Yosano Akiko sat down and calmed down and told them that Osamu Dazai probably injured him on purpose.

Everyone except Edogawa Ranpo: Huh? ? ?

You see, Zhongyuan Zhong is also someone, although he is said to be a cadre of the port mafia, but at any rate, we have ceased fighting on both sides. To put it bluntly, it is the honeymoon period, and you have probably heard of the other party's style, plus the issue of strength , could it hurt a man as big as Osamu Dazai?

I looked at the scene specifically. The cut surface of the stone is very neat. Logically speaking, it is impossible for Osamu Dazai to fracture his limbs. Even if he is slightly injured, it can only be a skin trauma. Totodazai put his hands and feet in the range of gravity attachment, forcibly injuring himself.

Edogawa Ranpo expressed full agreement with this conclusion, and also said that it is good now, everyone has moved in, I think that person may blow the bottle with vinegar when he comes back.

After finishing speaking, he picked up a few candies and threw them into his mouth, and started to eat them, and he snorted and said that he deserved it.

But no one present except Edogawa Ranpo and Yosano Akiko knew what kind of charades they were playing.

——You actually know it too?

——I know, I accidentally saw it a long time ago.

— What did you see?

——Dazai-kun's cell phone address book.

The only doctor of their armed detective agency sat on the sofa imposingly, resting his chin and knocking on Erlang's legs, then turned his head to look at their Mr. Detective and said with a sigh.

——The first one in the address book is 'little slug', which is nothing, but a capital letter 'A' is added to the front.

——Oh~ I see.

Although I didn't understand the rest of the content, I still understood this paragraph.

Because everyone knows that the mobile phone address book is arranged in the order of the first letter, and if a capital A is added in front of a person's name, then this person will definitely become the first contact in the address book.

At that time, Atsushi Nakajima realized that perhaps the relationship between Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara was not as bad as the legend said.

At the same time, I don't know whether to be in awe of Mr. Dazai's behavior of living in other people's homes at the expense of [-] yuan, or to be speechless.

Anyway, other people are really, quite speechless.

At first, I thought that the other party was injured like this, and there must be no room for movement for a long time, but I didn't expect that after only two weeks, Osamu Dazai was pushed over by someone in a wheelchair, pushing him over The person was a woman she had never met before. When Atsushi Nakajima was about to ask who it was, his Mr. Dazai said in a cold tone, "It doesn't matter, you don't need to worry about her."

The woman with crazy eyes just looked at the man in the wheelchair affectionately, but Osamu Dazai didn't even look at him, and dismissed him casually.

Originally, the other party was absolutely not allowed to come in, but this time he made it very clear that he hoped that Yosano Akiko would heal his injuries, and he would leave after finishing.

Anyway, he was a colleague, so the treatment was actually a matter of little effort. The doctor naturally agreed, thanked him after getting off the bloody operating table, and left again.

Before Atsushi Nakajima had time to greet him, he heard that Osamu Dazai had gone to Italy on a plane. Before he could figure out why he went to Italy, he heard about the chip that was said to be involving several parties.

Edogawa Ranpo said that this person must have gone to Italy.Kunikida Doppo thought that Osamu Dazai went abroad to fish in troubled waters, but later found out that it was for the chips.He was so angry that he slapped the table and said that the chip is something they can touch? Does this guy Dazai have any consciousness that he will involve the Armed Detective Agency?

They also followed the follow-up information, but when they learned that the two were hunted down by a group of people, Edogawa Ranpo was stunned, with a look of "

I couldn't figure out the expression on what this person wanted to do, but in the end I said, don't worry about it, nothing will happen to them.

It was true that nothing happened. The moment the plane landed, the detective banned Osamu Dazai from entering. Atsushi Nakajima thought that Mr. Dazai would be very sad, but this man happily waved goodbye to them, and directly directed at Nakahara Chuya chased after him.

He didn't know whether to call someone later, and he agreed to keep the other party for a while, but suddenly a commission came, and he called Dazai Osamu to take over.

There is no way, no one is willing to knock on the door of Zhongya's house in Zhongyuan. In the end, there is no way to push this task to his head. Atsushi Nakajima almost wants to cry without tears.

But there is no way to do this, it should come or it will come.It is impossible for a storm to stop falling just because you are hiding at home and refusing to go out.

So he accepted the power of attorney handed over by his predecessors, received the high expectations everyone gave him, and finally found this small villa in the wealthy area after tossing and bumping in Yokohama.

And it is said that this is a vacant residence in the Central Plains that also dislikes the house being too small and the place is too far away, so I have never come to live in it.

Atsushi Nakajima: I really don't understand the world of your rich people.

So he closed his eyes and held the determination to block the muzzle of the gun and knocked on the door of Zhongya's house in Zhongyuan, thinking that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

The door of hell has opened, and the eye is Dazai Osamu's face.

Atsushi Nakajima: I won the lottery. Fortunately, it was not Mr. Nakahara who opened the door.

After that, he breathed a sigh of relief and told the other party the current situation of the Armed Detective Agency. Anyway, they really did care about him.So Osamu Dazai just stood at the door and stopped, leaning against the door with his shoulders in his arms, chatting with him without saying a word,

While we were chatting, we talked about recent events, and said it was strange, Mr. Dazai, that you were able to send things back from Italy. He also said that I never expected that someone would take the initiative to entrust you with work. When I mentioned this, I didn’t pay attention to it for a while, yes It's not Mr. Dazai, the girl you met outside came to your door again.

Hearing this, the other party felt as if he had a headache. He leaned against the door and covered his head, saying that it was impossible to talk nonsense. After a while, he saw another person appearing behind Osamu Dazai. He took a closer look, and it was Chuya Nakahara.

Nakajima immediately stood up straight.It's like an elementary school student who was raided by the head teacher in the classroom.

"What are you talking about?"

Nakahara looked at the two people outside and frowned, while Nakajima Atsushi saw the T-shirts they were wearing.

One black and one white, one dog and one cat, they are still symmetrical, with the shape of a pen refill recessed.

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

So suddenly, so suddenly.

Suddenly he was speechless, he could only stare blankly at the two of them who seemed to have just woken up, and they looked like they had just washed up.

Zhong Yuanzhong always dresses like a social elite. His leather shoes are polished to a shine, his suit is meticulous without any wrinkles, and even his coat is a handmade brand. Not to mention the hat, which is the most expensive thing on his body. .

Although it’s just a clothes rack wherever you go, at least Atsushi Nakajima has never imagined that the other party is wearing an animated T-shirt with a small hairpin on his head, patting the essence milk on his face and stepping on plush slippers. .

The mood is very complicated.What's more complicated is that Dazai Osamu also personally helped someone to pin the falling hair behind the small hairpin. That appearance is exactly the same as the affectionate style when he cheated on the little girl before.

It's over!It's all over!Is Mr. Dazai really thinking about it and planning to dig his own grave!It's not good for him to pick anyone. Why pick Mr. Zhongyuan? Is that someone he can pick! ?

But Nakahara didn't give Atsushi Nakajima the time to explode in his head, and asked him directly about the content of the entrustment, so he watched Renhu stammering and stumbling and said that there was an unnamed client who specially appointed Osamu Dazai to deal with it. An event, but after careful inquiry, this event is simply looking for something.

In fact, it is a very simple matter, and the entrustment of finding things is actually fishing for them.But Zhong Yuanzhong didn't seem to think so, the other party immediately pulled his face down. The legendary strongest cadre with supernatural powers still had a sense of oppression when he put on a straight face, and Nakajima Atsushi was frightened.

"He's not going."

In just one sentence, he was sentenced to death.

I thought it was some opinion on their armed detective agency, after all, it has become commonplace for the two sides to fight back and forth.

Zhongyuan Zhong also saw that the other party seemed to want to explain something to him, but he was impatient, so he said to the person standing at the door.

"Don't look at this person who is standing here talking to you very enthusiastically. In fact, he was seriously injured. Two bullets pierced his back bone, and now he is standing here and his legs are shaking." After saying this, he slapped When he touched the opponent's waist, Osamu Dazai softened with an ouch, and put his arms on his shoulders, screaming for pain.

"What if I'm injured, Chuya."

"Be patient."

While pushing Osamu Dazai's face, he said to Atsushi Nakajima who was standing outside the door dumbfounded: "See, that's the way—well, even though the exaggeration is just pretending, stand up straight and think about it! "

Then Osamu Dazai reluctantly stood up straight.

"All in all, he is not suitable for going out and bumping around now, he is only suitable for recuperating here. Of course, I will only let him stay for a week, and after a week..."

"You don't want me after a week? I throw it away when you're done using it?"

"When do I run out and you throw it away?"

"You didn't say that in bed yesterday!"

"What did I say yesterday??"

"After you clearly agreed yesterday, you agreed to let me sleep on your bed, and you don't need to sleep on the floor anymore!"

"That's only one week!"

"As expected, Zhong is also the type to abandon me after enjoying it!"

"Where did I enjoy it?!"

"I warmed your bed!"

"I don't need you to warm my bed!"

The two stood at the door and quarreled, one said yes, Zhongye, we both slept in the same bed, and now you have turned your face and denied anyone, how can you do this? ?One said farting and covering the quilt just for sleeping, so what is it?

After arguing with Zhong Yuanzhong, he suddenly remembered that there was still someone standing at the door, so he closed the door with a bang without saying a word.

Standing outside the door, Atsushi Nakajima thought, oh my god, Mr. Dazai is real!Really attacked Mr. Zhong Yuan? Where did he get the bear heart and leopard courage? ! ? !

After thinking about it, he went back to the Armed Detective Agency. Edogawa Ranpo, who was sitting inside and eating snacks, looked at him like this and asked if he had seen anything. Atsushi Nakajima honestly told what he had seen and heard. , Then he realized that Mr. Dazai didn't invite him in from the beginning to the end? ?

Edogawa Ranpo: He will be a ghost if he can invite you in.

"But it's okay, as long as your things are delivered."

It was only at this time that he realized that the folder he was carrying had disappeared.

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It should be seen from this that the leader Zai is actually super vicious[…] he just knows how to prescribe the right medicine and treat them differently.