【Double Black】As You Like It

Zhong Yuanzhong also directly threw the person on his shoulder out.

"Be serious, Sister Hongye is talking to you about something serious!"

After Osamu Dazai was thrown out, his head fell back again, anyway, it just stuck to his shoulder and couldn't come off.

"I'm also talking about business, I'm serious, I have no place to live, I'm so pitiful, I'm so helpless, why doesn't China believe me?"

"How can you have no place to live! Where is the dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency?"

"Mr. Ranpo won't let me go back, he kicked me out."

"Why?!"

"I don't know! I didn't snatch his snacks or take his pocket money. I even helped him arrange the steamed buns in Chinatown, but that's what he did to me!"

"Where did you offend others?!"

"It's not that I didn't! I'm so good!"

"Are you good?!?!"

"That's right." Osamu Dazai shrank his neck and leaned in front of him, holding his face in his hands like holding flowers, with his big eyes flickering like he could blow the wind, he smiled brightly. He said, "I'm pretty good."

This almost didn't make Zhongyuan Zhongye grab the man by the collar and throw him out.

He felt that Osamu Dazai was suffering from an illness, and saying that he was so good and good would make his skin crawl all over. In addition, it was not just the two of them here, it sounded like a public execution He blush for Osamu Dazai when he heard it.

Ozaki Hongye sat at the side, and he couldn't really throw the person out like this. If he beat this person out again, it would really be a piece of dog skin plaster on his body that couldn't be torn off.

The other party will definitely say confidently, you are the murderer and you must be responsible for me.Later, Zhongyuan Zhong also liked to mention a three-year-old giant baby, and he had to take good care of it when he returned home.

He doesn't want it.

"I believe you have a ghost!"

"How can you not believe me, when did I make you angry?"

"Now."

He said it coldly and without expression, like a real Mafia without emotion.After he said this, Osamu Dazai cried and looked pitiful and aggrieved. He didn't care that there was a big living man sitting next to him, and that man was holding an umbrella sword in his hand.

"Nonsense, you can't ignore death anyway."

"Why am I dying?"

"If you don't let me live with you, I will lie under the bridge hole in the cold wind in the middle of the night, alone and helpless, and then you will find me dying miserably inside the next day. "

"Isn't that what you wish for?"

"But such a death is too bleak and I don't want it!"

"Then what do you want!"

"I want to sleep under your quilt."

As soon as this sentence was uttered, Zhongyuan Zhong also blushed when he heard it, and he didn't swear a word for a long time, and finally couldn't take it anymore, he yelled out angrily.

"Go away!!!!"

A blushing face, I don't know whether it's from shame or anger. After shouting, I found that Ozaki Hongye was still sitting next to me. Immediately, I hesitated and didn't know where to put my hands and feet. After pulling Osamu Dazai over, I used a small blanket Covering the other party's face, pressing in the seat, he began to explain to his eldest sister.

"I-I'm just—ah! Asshole Dazai is still your fault!"

"It's my fault that you cursed in front of Sister Hongye!"

"You are the one who is mad at me!"

Ozaki Hongye could only turn his head and sighed, his forehead twitched. Although he understood that the relationship between these two people was a quarrel when they met a few years ago, they are both 22 years old and have been arguing for seven years. Still arguing, I have to make people sigh what kind of weird relationship this is.

I haven't made any progress at all, and I'm still exactly the same as when I was 15 years old.

So she interrupted while the two were still arguing.

"Dazai-kun, are you being obscene?"

"puff----"

"Eh?"

Both of them stopped together, as if someone had pressed the pause button. Osamu Dazai had a 'wow' expression on his face, and only Nakahara Chuya turned red on top of each other, as if he was a very familiar person. orange.

Obviously Nakahara also wanted to say no, but Osamu Dazai just smiled at him, with that face that you said, you answered.Then he realized that this question was inappropriate anyway.

Say no, but Osamu Dazai is harassing him!But saying yes, why did he sound like a molested little girl? ?

He stared at each other with wide eyes, trying to kill the scourge Dazai Osamu with his eyes, while Ozaki Koyo really felt a headache, and knocked on the floor with his umbrella sword to stop the two of them temporarily.

"Let's not discuss this point, you two can discuss your private matters privately. Let's continue to talk about the business now." The kimono beauty took a sip of the tea in her hand, raised her eyes with red eyeliner and looked at Osamu Dazai.

"I suggest that there is no need to make such jokes between the two of us, and Chuya is also sitting here. The kindness of life-saving is very difficult to repay, and we don't need to be ambiguous here. What do you say? , or if you want anything, just say it, save the name of the savior, and it will be difficult for China to do so."

"I'm curious what my image is like with Sister Hongye. Why do you think that I will make things difficult for Zhong Ye?"

"I would trouble you to reflect on this point yourself. After all, I think anyone who knows a little bit about you will come to such a conclusion, right?"

"That really hurt my heart. I have always thought that I am the kind of person who is easy to get along with, but Zhong will not feel embarrassed. He should be the one to confirm this matter. At least in the In this operation, I don't think it caused him any distress. If you have to talk about those dead subordinates, it must be Mr. Mori's lack of consideration?"

"How the chief's orders do not require the judgment of a traitor."

"But the truth is that if I hadn't come, not only would your leader's order have gone to waste, but even Zhong Zhong would probably have died there, right?"

Ozaki Koyo was about to get angry, and Nakahara Nakaya directly covered Dazai Osamu's mouth and pinched him, and he was obviously angry.

"You are now sitting on a special plane from Hong Kong and black, and in front of you are two cadres from Hong Kong and black. Do you know what is enough and enough?"

Osamu Dazai took off his hand and put it in the palm of his hand, looked at his angry face and smiled: "I think I have enough, but I am curious why you are not angry? It is Mr. Mori putting you in danger."

"The leader naturally has his considerations."

"Sure enough, you two still don't understand." Osamu Dazai smiled softly, then shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands indifferently, with a helpless look: "The reason why your leader is so confident is precisely because he The only consideration is me. I sent Chuya you out directly when I knew I would come."

After finishing speaking, he slumped on his shoulder again like a boneless person, "So, Zhongya, you sold it and you still need to collect money for others."

But Koyo Ozaki thought it was impossible.

"The leader shouldn't give you such a big leeway to give Zhongye favors, because everyone knows that if you do this, there will be two aspects involved, plus your kindness that has not been heard or explained for a long time, so you have to let I feel suspicious. If you really feel that you have no other selfish intentions, you should be honest about your purpose, so that it should be considered as in line with the sincerity you said before?"

"You really want me to be honest?"

"Yes."

"OK then."

So Nakahara Chuya and Ozaki Koyo both showed an attitude of listening attentively, quietly, expectantly and anxiously waiting for Osamu Dazai to say something amazing.

"I just want to use the grace of saving my life to threaten Chuya to live with me." After saying this, he sighed helplessly, "After all, according to Chuya's personality, there is no other possibility. Especially knowing that my previous injury, while real, was deliberately arranged."

After the plane landed, Chuya Nakahara rushed out without giving Dazai Osamu behind him a single glance, and ran out without even having time to say hello to Koyo Ozaki.He was so angry that he couldn't live. Anyway, Dazai Osamu appeared within 30 meters of him. He didn't have a good time, and his injuries haven't healed yet, so according to his elder sister, there is no need to rush back. She is not allowed to go back and clock in without approval.

Before leaving, I told him that the paid leave and the medical expenses are all paid by Hong Kong gangsters, and the insurance I bought for you before also lost money, and it was all charged to your card.

The meaning is to let him have a comfortable vacation, and he will not be called back to work by Mori Ogai suddenly, and there will be no unexpected overtime. People will rush over to help.

He was really grateful to the elder sister who taught him. After he nodded in agreement, he took the new calling card given to him by the other party.To be honest, he didn't know how many mobile phones he changed this month.

——It’s all Dazai’s fault anyway.

Originally, Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to go back to his original apartment, but suddenly remembered that the roof had been lifted off, so he turned around and went to the second floor of the small apartment he bought when he was a teenager. But after thinking about it, he felt that he needed to buy something before going back, so he planned to go shopping in the commercial street in the city center first.

The only way to vent your anger is to spend money.

Zhongyuan Zhong, whose cards are full of banknotes, also buys them in the mall at one meal. He doesn't look at the price or the price at all. It doesn't matter whether it is discounted or not. After placing a few orders, I went straight to the high-end store. I bought a bunch of watches, perfume, tie cuffs, and carried a bunch of straps. The logos of those luxury goods were printed on the outside of the straps in enlarged and bold. Shopping in the mall Both men and women paid attention to Zhongyuan Zhongye. Inside, Zhongyuan Zhongye, who changed into casual clothes and stylish sunglasses, took out his new mobile phone from his pocket, checked the time on it, and stopped one casually. The car went back.

After shopping, you feel refreshed, and shopping makes you feel comfortable. This kind of thing is suitable for both men and women.

Koye Ozaki sent a message saying that all the things have been brought back, and she will be responsible for the follow-up matters, so let’s take a vacation with peace of mind. If you want to go to Norway to North America, I will report to the finance department for reimbursement.

He smiled and replied to the message saying no, he just came back from Italy and didn't want to move anymore, let him recuperate at home.

After returning home, it was already dark. After he paid the money, he carried big and small bags and walked home. Just as he was about to take out the keys, he saw a person sitting on the stairs in front of his house, curled up and buried his face in the Between the arms, it seemed that he heard some voice, the person raised his face, it was Osamu Dazai.

"Yeah, Chuya, you're back."

The man smiled at him, like a cat thrown into a cardboard box and waiting to be picked up by this man.The other party seemed to be very happy with his return, but he raised his eyebrows and passed the man to open the door, while Osamu Dazai obediently stood aside and waited.

Looking down at him, his gaze was so intense that he couldn't help but look sideways.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, why have you been here for so long?"

"What are you doing squatting here?"

"Of course I'm waiting for you to come back."

Blinking his eyes is very innocent, but Zhong Yuanzhong also knows that this person is not innocent at all.

It's all pretend, it's all fake, why live with him, it's just to trouble him anyway!

So even if Osamu Dazai put on a pretty face, showing an expression that makes me feel sorry for him, and standing obediently aside, he didn't have the slightest bit of soft-heartedness.

"Go find someone from your Armed Detective Agency!"

"Ah, speaking of which—" Dazai Osamu was wilting like a frosted eggplant, visibly wilting with the naked eye, "Mr. Ranpo expressly forbids me to go back, I'm as cute as a little cabbage Poor pity, no one loves you, so I came to you because I had no other choice?"

"I don't support people who eat and drink for nothing!"

"I do the dishes!"

"Ok?"

"I wash the dishes." Osamu Dazai swore his hand on his own chest, "I can wash the dishes."

"And then?? It's gone??"

"I—wash the dishes."

"You just sit outside!"

As soon as he turned the key, he wanted to go in and lock people out. Dazai Osamu struggled, but he was still locked out because his physical skills were not as good as him.When I was changing shoes, I could still hear the man outside the door beating the door panel and making a miserable cry.

From "Zhongye, you open the door, you can't treat me like this, I am sincere" to "How can you be like this? You have changed and you loved me before", I can say whatever I want, and sit down from Zhongya Zhongya After packing up all the things I bought, even after taking a shower and sitting on the sofa comfortably drinking a cup of coffee, there was still the sound of knocking on the door outside.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought to himself.

My heart is like a stone, I have no feelings.

But after the movie show ended, the sound outside gradually became quieter. From the beginning, he knocked on the door from time to time, but there was no movement at all. Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that there was something wrong.

He also felt that Osamu Dazai must have retreated in spite of the difficulties. Maybe he had left long ago, but the hand holding the cup still felt uncomfortable. Finally, he was so angry that he stepped on his slippers and walked to the door. When the door opened, there was a figure sitting Collapsed in front of his shins on the stairs.

This person is still there.

"Chuya." Osamu Dazai's voice was a little hoarse, and in the dark night, with his shoulders locked and the cold wind blowing, he stood up unsteadily and put his arms around his neck, with air-conditioning all over his body.

"Let me in, I'm really pitiful."

"you deserve it."

"Yes, I deserve it. Can I go in then?"

"No, let me go first."

"But you will definitely close the door after I give it away." Osamu Dazai said slowly, not intending to let him go at all, just whispering in his ear, not intending to solve the problem but only planning to go in with him.

"And you opened the door to see me, so you must care about me."

"Fart, when did I ever care about you?"

"Then if you don't care about me, I will really become a cabbage."

"How can you be such an annoying little cabbage." As he said that, his tone was full of disgust, but he didn't let go of the person immediately and threw him out.

"You're still sitting here in the middle of the night? What are you going to do if I don't open the door?"

"I'll just wait for you." This well-behaved appearance really doesn't look like Dazai Osamu, at least not like the Dazai Osamu he knows.

At the beginning, Nakahara Chuya was also mentally prepared that this person would slip the door and pick the lock, or climb in from the balcony on the second floor, or climb in from the window of some room, but he never expected that Osamu Dazai would be so honest. After shouting outside all night, my voice felt a little hoarse.

"Don't you know how to pick a lock?"

"Are you inviting me to attack you at night?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?!"

"It's nothing, but you will definitely be angry after I do this." After blowing in the night wind for a long time, his voice was hoarse, and it always felt itchy to speak in his ear.He really didn't expect Dazai Osamu to think about whether he would be angry, so he still didn't react because he was surprised.

But then he still said: "The lady you left my phone with before, go find her."

"No, who is that? I don't know me, so I don't want to look for her. The conscience of heaven and earth, you can't slander me!" At the end, he added, "You must also believe in my sincerity."

Holding the other person's back, Nakahara Nakata rolled his eyes at the street lights in the distance, and then said angrily.

"Then remember to wash the dishes!"

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