【Double Black】As You Like It

"That won't work, we have to talk about this life-saving grace in a proper way."

"what's wrong with you??"

"What's the matter with me, my life-saving grace! Don't you admit it?"

"I didn't deny it? You can't say something I can do? You don't want money, you don't want a house, you don't want to pay you a dividend, so what can I do?"

"It's so sad. Is this the relationship between the two of us?"

"Otherwise, what else do we have to do with each other?"

"Shouldn't we have a closer and more intimate relationship?"

"No." Zhongyuan Zhong also said coldly, like a killer without emotion, "Money transaction relationship is the safest relationship between us, I don't want to talk about favors with you, you are not a good person if you talk about favors personal!"

"Why are you still scolding people?"

"Why did I scold people?"

"You actually said that I'm not human? Zhongye, you really changed!" Then he pulled him back with a groan, plunged into his arms and pretended to be dead. With a hairy head in a dilemma.

"What are you doing! Get up!"

"It's so sad that there is only a sad money relationship left between us, Chuya!"

"Didn't you still clamor for me to keep you?"

The other party fell silent after hearing this, and kept his arms around his waist obediently. After a while, he raised his head from his embrace, a beautiful face lifted up, and his chin rested on his chest , half-closed his eyes and lowered his tone again.

"Then did you take care of it?"

"We've already discussed this topic!"

"Oh—that's it." He heard the other party draw his voice, and then changed his gloomy expression and said with a smile: "Since you refused, we can have another relationship."

This sound made Nakahara Chuya feel uncomfortable again. He lowered his head and ravaged the other party's face with both hands, asking what relationship do you want?

"Of course it's the most intimate connection between body and soul—hey, why did you hit me again?!"

"You're talking nonsense! If I don't hit you, who will you hit?!"

"Why am I talking nonsense? Don't you think this suggestion is very good?"

"I don't think so, next one!"

Nakahara Chu also directly rejected the other party's request, and felt that it was annoying to bring up this topic again.

So annoying, annoying!

"Why not? Anyway, Chuya, you must be a bit——————!"

Nakahara's eyes were dead, he half-opened his eyes and drooped his eyelids like a dead fish, put Osamu Dazai's face on his lap with both hands and squeezed it into a round shape, gritted his teeth and used it very uncomfortable. Said patiently: "I don't need you to remind me of this matter, so what do you want to say to Dazai who has experienced many battles?"

The other party patted the back of his hand and said, how can I, I am not very experienced in many battles, so I will be embarrassed if you praise me so much.This sentence directly caused Zhongyuan Zhongya to throw the opponent's head on the bed and slammed it out.

"You are so cruel..."

"It's obvious that you are too out of tune!"

"Aren't I talking about this topic with you seriously?"

"Do you really think this topic itself is very serious??"

The other party said directly, yes, yes, this is talking about our future relationship, why is such an important matter not serious?Nakahara also felt that he couldn't make sense with this person and wanted to leave, but Osamu Dazai refused to let him. He tossed and turned on the bed and said that if you dare to leave, I dare to jump out of the window.

"You still threaten me with suicide, don't you?"

"As long as it works, you don't want me to die anyway."

The man had a bright smile on his face, and his smile looked like a fox that had become a spirit.

After hearing this, he couldn't refute that you go jump, go jump, he can only turn his head away and say "huh, I'm not reluctant." Osamu Dazai crawled back and nestled in his arms, smiling secretly, and then stroked his waist The bandage said, what happened, the injury has not healed.

"Aren't you delaying time?"

"Ah, I'm sure it's for your own good too."

"I'm so pissed off that I can go there directly and still fool me into walking by the beach in the middle of the night."

"Why, what kind of swimsuit do you expect the sea to blow conch and set off fireworks? Or do you want to see the rising sun across the horizon at dawn?"

"Heh, what else do you want to do besides that fairy wand you stole?"

Osamu Dazai fell silent again when he heard this, his mouth moved as if to say something, his disgusted look was really undisguised.Zhongyuan Zhong also stretched out a hand to pinch the tip of the other person's nose, and asked why do you dislike him, do you want to be beaten with that expression?

The person whose nose was pinched could only make a muffled voice: "No, how could I dislike you."

"Then what's the matter with you?"

"Ah, I just hate that cheap fairy wand that is quickly consumed, and it must be of no use at all."

"It's, it's okay? At least I can see the road."

"Ah—that's right, there are no lights in the no man's land by the sea at night, so we can only play fairy wands?"

"Otherwise? What else can I do?"

"Tch——" Osamu Dazai made the sound that he was obviously about to be beaten, but suddenly he had the desire to survive, and he changed his mind and said, "Why don't I play Fairy Wand with you again when I return to Yokohama. This time, it’s really fun, how about the kind of fairy wand that the special fairy is so good? I’m looking for a place where there are no people or even lights, just the two of us, I guarantee you will never be bored.”

No matter how he listened to it, he felt that there was something wrong with this sentence, but he couldn't tell where the problem was. The person in his arms stretched out a hand and grabbed his sleeve and shook it back and forth, asking him if he was okay. Is it okay? Then I pursed my lips and blinked my eyes, I couldn't tell that this was a 1.8-year-old man with a height of 22 meters.

So Zhongyuan Zhongye's attention was attracted away.

"What are you doing, how old are you, why are you being coquettish?"

"I'm just acting like a baby to you alone."

"Come on, I've seen you a lot when you pursue girls on the street."

"That can't be counted! I don't care about this, it can't be counted on my head."

"Don't blame other girls??"

"It doesn't matter, do you agree?"

"I'm very busy, and my sleep time is very precious. I don't want to stay up late at night and accompany you to some deserted beach to play fairy wands."

"It's so ruthless that you don't even agree to the request of your savior." Osamu Dazai wiped away tears that didn't exist.

"...You can do it, it's too fake."

"So let's talk about our relationship?"

"A clean money transaction."

"Talking about money hurts feelings."

"Are there still few injuries?"

After hearing his words, Osamu Dazai quietly lowered his eyes, straightened up from his arms, and then put his head in the crescent of his neck as a pillow.The air he breathed out was so warm and humid, not at all like the cold body temperature that belonged to the other party that he touched when he was still in Sicily.

"Well, it was my fault to hurt feelings before, it was all my fault, and I won't do it in the future."

He didn't expect the other party to say that, it should be said that he couldn't imagine Dazai Osamu admitting his mistake at all.For a while, Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little speechless. He didn't know what to say, so he lay his head on the furry head on his shoulder in a daze.

After all, the two of them have always been the type who never admit their mistakes to each other.

"Hey, Chuya, do you want to kiss?"

"Ok??"

The previous sentence made the atmosphere a bit ambiguous and relaxed, but the following sentence directly hit him with a straight ball.

Asking if you want to kiss should be a very charming sentence between two people who are in love with each other. If it is normal, for two people in double black, this time should never exist, even if Dazai Osamu is right. He said that Zhongyuan Zhong would also think it was some kind of weird joke.

But Osamu Dazai's tone is really too serious, or there is no room for him to think that this is a 'joke' at all, he stuttered a little, moved his lips to say something but found that he didn't know what, Dazai Zhi burst out laughing, the two of them were very close, and because of the pillow on his shoulder, when the other party raised his head, he felt that the tips of their noses were about to bump into each other.

He held it in for a while, and he could even see himself in the other's eyes, his face must have turned red.

"You, haven't you kissed before?"

"One kiss is not enough."

"Yeah, more than once!"

"How many times?"

Osamu Dazai put his hand directly on his other shoulder, leaned towards his back and asked, and even pushed him onto the bed with this movement, with his arm resting next to his ear, squinting his eyes from a smug smile The old fox turned into a fox that bared its teeth and wanted to eat people.

"Tell me, Chuya, how many times?"

"Are there times when you don't know yourself??"

"If you don't tell me, I will do it once. That won't work. Once is too little."

"What's wrong with you??"

Nakahara was able to get up after being pressed on the bed, but he remembered that Osamu Dazai's back bone was pierced. In fact, he would probably feel pain when he sat up. In addition, the palm of his hand was almost shot through by a self-catapult. According to Koyo Ozaki said that there was a hole in the entire hand bone, and it must be filled with plaster after returning home.

So he was afraid that he would hurt the other person again, and he was also afraid that if there was any more movement, the wound on the person's body would open again, so he let Osamu Dazai push him onto the bed, looked up at the person's face, and couldn't tell himself Whether she was angry or ashamed, she lowered her voice for fear that others would hear, but she roared out in a low voice with a ferocious face, expressing her anger.

"Three times! Three times is fine! Three times I kissed me when I was not paying attention!"

Osamu Dazai gave a half-smile, then nodded at him.

"Okay, three times. Okay, three times."

He also snorted when he heard the other party finished saying this, then leaned down and got close to him, and was about to kiss him, when the other party's bangs were hanging on his face, the tip of his nose was pressed against his side face, and he tilted his head When he was about to attach it, Nakahara Zhong also directly raised his hand to cover his mouth, but the other party held down his arm with the injured hand.

When the kiss came down, he quickly tilted his head, so this mouthful kissed directly on the mandible of his side face, and Osamu Dazai didn't give up, he licked his tongue all the way along his bone line. I was about to lick my lower lip, but I heard the sound of the door being opened.

The two of them both turned their heads, maintaining a very indecent posture of rolling on the bed. In addition, the two of them were disheveled. Nakahara Nakaya had no other clothes on his upper body except for the bandage wrapped around his waist. doing something indescribable.

Although it is indeed doing something indescribable...

The fruit plate in Koyo Ozaki's hand fell to the ground with a thud, and Hirotsu Yananami came out from behind to ask what happened to Mrs. Koyo, but he and Osamu Dazai looked at each other on the bed in the blink of an eye.

Four people are embarrassed.

Awkward.It was very, very embarrassing.

The bottom of the basement of the cruise ship is where prisoners are tortured. Nakahara Nakaya sat on a sofa chair leaning on a small pillow, while Dazai Osamu sat on a hard bench without a backrest. The two sat side by side underneath, while Ozaki Koyo sat In front of the big mahogany desk, he raised the incandescent lamp and pointed the light at them, and the three sessions of interrogation began in the dim basement.

"Tell me, when did it happen!"

Hirotsu Yanagi stood aside and poured tea for Ozaki Hongye, and then quietly gestured to the two people out of sight. Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu blinked at each other, which means I understand, I understand, the signal is received, So the next second said in unison.

"We've never had a problem!"

"We've already made a private decision for life!"

Koyo Ozaki didn't say anything here, Nakahara just stood up and grabbed the small pillow in his arms and started beating Dazai Osamu's head.

"I told you to talk nonsense! I told you to talk nonsense!"

"Why am I talking nonsense?! Why didn't you admit it when you kissed me?!"

"Obviously you came over to kiss me all of a sudden for those three times, okay?! I didn't even react??"

"Then kiss is kiss, you can't deny it?!"

"Yeah, I kissed, but it has something to do with private life?!"

Osamu Dazai turned his head without looking at him, and said to Koyo Ozaki and Yanagi Hirotsu, "Did you hear that, we did kiss."

This wave of operations made Nakahara Chuya lose his head. Looking at the dumbfounded eyes of those two people, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight this scourge to the death.

"Osamu Dazai ah ah ah ah ah - I want you to die!!!"

Of course, in the end, I still failed to kill the killer. First, this pillow feels too good and too soft to kill people without any lethality. Second, I was stopped by Guangjin Liulang, and Nakahara Zhongya waved his hands to show the opponent , but the old man held his waist to prevent him from passing, and Osamu Dazai still had a face of "you can't reach it, you can't reach it" and made him very angry.

Ozaki Hongye couldn't bear this farce and slapped the table, and both of them wanted to show face to the eldest sister, so both of them got ready in their positions and waited for the lecture from above.

"When did it happen to you?"

"Nothing, really nothing."

"Nonsense, then what is the matter of our kissing together, you attack mine with your tongue?"

"We didn't stick out our tongues!!"

Osamu Dazai smiled at him, he didn't know what he was laughing at, he just felt that when he said that he didn't stick out his tongue, the other party seemed to be in a better mood visibly.

"Then hit mine with your lips."

"Can you show some face and don't talk nonsense in front of the eldest sister!"

"Where am I talking nonsense? They both saw it when I kissed you?"

"Ahhhhhhhhh shut up!!!!"

Ozaki Momiji helplessly supported her forehead, as if she had a headache for the relationship between them that would quarrel whenever they were together, Hirotsu Yanagi also sighed, and finally patted the table again to calm them down.

"One by one, Chuya, you come first."

"Sister! I am innocent! How could I have an affair with a traitor?!"

"What is an affair? Aren't we very upright?"

"Shut up for me!"

"If I have to say it, it was probably when I was 15 years old?!"

"You fart!"

After cursing such a sentence, he remembered that the other two elders were there. He felt aggrieved for no reason, so he sat down and sat back in his seat, holding his pillow as if it was Osamu Dazai's face, and punched it down.

"That... I just couldn't control it for a while, I didn't mean to swear."

The faces of the other two people have always been indescribable expressions, and they also knew that it was useless to ask such questions, so they changed the expression.

"How do you plan to handle this relationship?"

"We have nothing to do with it, what are we dealing with?!"

"Continue to live together, if possible, do you want to make it public on both sides?"

"Cohabitation ass, move out as soon as you go back!"

"How can you turn your face and deny anyone? You were not like this before, you have changed!"

"I've changed, what can you do?"

"Then I know that pulling banners, posting couplets, enlarging balloons, buying street advertisements and making big-character posters means that you are a heartless person who always looks at the pot and eats the pot."

After saying this, she turned her head and bent down, twitching and pretending to wipe her tears.

Both Hirotsu Yanagi and Ozaki Momiji were stunned.

"Go away!!!"

There is no way to deal with it afterwards, except for Dazai Osamu and the others who are suffering from headaches, Nakahara Chu also thought to himself what is the relationship between me and you? Who kissed the mouth outside.

So they convinced themselves like this, and suddenly they became refreshed. They didn't stay on the ship for a long time. After two days, they went to the Eurasian continent and returned directly to Yokohama from Germany.

The dispatcher was on a connecting flight within Air Hero, and Nakahara Nakahara sat comfortably in the first class, Dazai Osamu came over and insisted on staying beside him, Ozaki Momiji had a pretty expression on his face, and was caught by Hirotsu just as he was about to have a seizure Liu Lang invited him to the warehouse next door, meaning that the children's affairs should be resolved by themselves and we will not interfere.

Osamu Dazai greeted the other party with a smile and thanked him, then lay down on his lap, found a comfortable position for a long time, and asked him what he had for dinner the next night.

Zhongyuan Zhong also snorted and said with a laugh.

"Eat boiled mackerel!"

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Say it.

It was Butan Zai who blocked the bullet. After the two of them passed out, the leader Zai came, so the three relatives were all from Butan Zai.

The miracle of changing bodies is not kissing, after all, not all of the two exchanges were kissed.

In the previous article, Osamu Dazai said [I have no candy or apples or bunnies to eat] is my mixed private goods.In the previous article, someone saw that sugar was the obsession of the leader in the article "Sugar", and the apple bunny was the obsession of the leader in the article "I Can't Get Over It".

Anyway, it’s just quietly stabbing you [...]

But this killing has nothing to do with these two!

Wu Jingzai is really pitiful, the leader Zai used his skills to beat his progress, and he took his life to beat him and was topped.

But it’s okay, it’s only fair for one person to top once, [No