【Double Black】As You Like It

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought that you can do it. Before, I just tried to paint my house pink, but now I want to lift the roof off my house? ?

"Why do I take care of others?"

"You still don't admit it?"

"No, you still want to lift the roof of my house? You are very capable, Dazai?"

"You're changing the subject, tell me! When he was here, did he eat yours, wear yours, sleep with yours! I don't even have any reason why he has it!?"

"Why did you come back again?"

"You're taking care of someone else behind my back, and you're still that damned counterfeit! Don't you have any idea when the genuine product stands in front of you?!"

"I have no idea about you..."

"I don't believe it." After dawn, Osamu Dazai stood where he was, and said loudly with his neck stuck: "I don't believe it! You must have thoughts about me."

As soon as Nakahara Chuya frowned, he felt that Osamu Dazai was being self-indulgent. Of course he had no idea. If he had an idea, he would just kick this unlucky guy into the sea.But the problem is that if this person commits suicide and then frames him to slander him, the gain will outweigh the loss, so he suppressed the urge to push the other party to the ground and beat him up, emphasizing it again.

"Why should I like you?? I don't like you now!"

"As I said, our old love will be revived, we will regain our lost love, we will reunite after a broken mirror, and we will continue our relationship!"

"I don't have love for you! I don't have fate for you! If you are short of money, find a rich woman instead of me!"

"You still let me find someone else? You really are willing to take care of him, but you are not willing to take care of me?! How is he better than me!?"

In order to fundamentally solve this problem, Nakahara really didn't want to mention who the two Dazai were good and who was bad, so after thinking for a while, he turned around and looked at each other seriously, and decided to answer seriously.

"I didn't say he was better than you, did I? I didn't want to compare you in the first place."

"But it's obvious that you are more special to him?" Osamu Dazai also raised his eyebrows at him, meaning you said, let me see what you can say.

"What do you compare to a sick patient?"

"His broken limbs are definitely fake!"

"I've confirmed it's not a fake."

"That's intentional. I don't know myself yet. It's impossible to maintain this state and not allow Xie Ye to be treated, and if possible, I can't imagine what kind of situation would be 'broken limbs', So he just wants to cheat your trust, he is not good, Chuya."

Osamu Dazai did not use that kind of hippie smiling tone, standing on the seashore in the early morning and lowering his voice slowly, as if he was trying to seduce something, he said in a soft voice bit by bit, he is just a wolf with a big tail, just a wolf with a big tail. Pig trotter, you see that he doesn't even bat an eyelid when he lies to you, do we forget about such a person, you know?Osamu Dazai just needs one, I was the one who grew up with you, he is not good, he is very bad, let's not think about him, understand?

After finishing speaking, he held his hand and walked on the small road by the sea. Nakahara said that I didn’t mention him. You kept mentioning him. Osamu Dazai skipped the question and just said, I’m not telling you again. You and he are depraved and worrisome. You see me differently. You know what bad things I do, so I am safe.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also shocked, he said that you can be regarded as an advantage, you two are both "Dazai Osamu" and you are divided into three or six or nine ranks?

The other party said yes, and then stretched out his hand to gesture to him, saying that I am the only one on the tip of the pyramid, and he is the foundation below, I am priceless, he sells cheap goods, he chooses me, I—super— -Great--

You are a hammer, you are a hammer.

"I don't take care of anyone—no, why should I take care of others? That's not how I spend my money, right??"

"But I have decided to eat your soft rice."

"Get lost! I won't pay you another penny!"

Nakahara also wanted to shake off Dazai Osamu's hand, but after shaking it for a long time, he couldn't shake it.He was angry and asked what you wanted to do. The person in front of him just smiled at him, and then passed him to become the person walking in front. The two of them still held hands together.

"Okay, okay, let's go."

"Who the hell is arguing with me all this time!"

"How do I know? I don't know him. Who do you think Chuya is?"

Osamu Dazai just pretended to be stupid with him here, he was so angry that he raised his leg and kicked the opponent's calf, the man softened with an ouch, and fell back into his arms with grievances, humming and chirping. Say I can't do it, I'm injured, what should I do? Chuya, I will have nothing to do for the rest of my life.

Just as he was about to throw the person in his arms on the ground, the other person stretched out his arms and wrapped them around his neck, babbling and choking, howling, so fake it couldn't be more fake.

"You're so slimy... come down quickly."

"Hey, I thought Chuu would like this too?"

"I don't like it, what kind of coquettish is a man like you playing with me here?"

"Nonsense, I'm not being coquettish, Chuya, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Reluctantly, the other party stood up straight, patted the ashes on his clothes, and continued walking with him. It was almost dawn and they needed to hurry to the next town, otherwise it was really unbearable to eat and sleep in the open.

He asked Osamu Dazai when he would be able to get there, and the other party pointed to the distance of the coastline and said that it is too dangerous to go to Palermo in a straight line, and it is not cost-effective to go around Messina and Catania on the cross-sea bridge. It is estimated that it will be here soon. The ship that Mr. Sen mentioned may be here in the next few days. Don't worry, I know the direction.

Zhongyuan Zhong is not in a hurry, anyway, with Osamu Dazai next to him, he basically doesn't need to use his brain, as long as the other party doesn't play tricks, he will reach Palermo sooner or later.And this kind of situation where both people are very bad, the other party will not make it bad. Even if it looks unreliable at ordinary times, in essence Osamu Dazai is a very reliable person.

As long as this person is serious about doing things, it is really hard for Nakahara to imagine a goal that Osamu Dazai cannot achieve.

Therefore, the two of them did see the new town after dawn, around eight or nine in the morning. Osamu Dazai touched his chin and said that there were already people inside. Nakahara always felt that this was too fast, but there was nothing he could do about it. People can drive openly, but the two of them have to walk on two legs secretly.

It's not difficult to get in, but the problem is that the other party must have found information on the looks of the two people after such a long time. Osamu Dazai took him into the town first, and then slipped the door and opened a wig shop, thanks to the popularity of Europeans. This kind of thing, if there is such a storefront in Japan, there may be nowhere.

This time the other party picked out a dark yellow wig that wasn't too eye-catching, but they found him a black one. They didn't pick much, and went out after putting it on. Sure enough, they saw their photos posted in some alleys. Osamu Dazai still pointed out the missing person notice, and said that Chuya secretly took pictures of your intelligence dealer's business ability, and the profile of a person walking on the street was so blurred.

Then he tore off the piece of paper from the wall, folded it neatly and stuffed it into his pocket, this behavior made him very fascinated.

"What are you doing!"

"Tear it off and study the message carefully. The text is written in English, Italian and French. You should read it after all, right?"

This reason was high-sounding, and Nakahara didn't ask any more. They thought it would be the same as before, just find a hotel and use their abilities to climb up, and Osamu Dazai would slip the door and pick the lock to stay there for a few days.

But they were still looking for the nearest hotel when they saw a group of people coming towards them. Osamu Dazai grabbed his arm and led them into a shop. Just as he was about to look up, he saw that the shop was a restaurant. The bar is still open during the day, and the decoration is old and full of unknown style.

Naturally, he also saw the people on the other side of the street. It was obvious that they were checking one by one. Although they wore wigs, their faces were still the same. If you really looked at them, you could still find them.Nakahara Chuya just wanted to ask Osamu Dazai what was going on, and people came all the time, but the next second the other party pushed his shoulders and made his back fall against the wall.

Just as he was about to ask you what's the matter, the person in front of him directly put one hand on the side of his head. This posture made the other person's breath fall overwhelmingly, and even the shadow completely covered him. The sound is getting louder.The sound of footsteps was accompanied by some Italian with an accent, Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows and clicked his tongue, and then he bent down without saying a word.

Nakahara Chuya's instinctive reaction was to move his head away, but the man still landed on one side of his chin, and he obviously heard the other party groaning fiercely. When someone really passed behind them, Osamu Dazai directly Wrapping his arms around his waist, he pulled him into his arms.

Probably also understood what the other party was going to do. There was really no tacit understanding between the two of them acting like this. They knew that they had to cooperate but still wanted to push down the hand on his waist, and the lips kissed on his mandible started to move inadvertently, slowly It's almost biting the corner of the lip.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ?

The mafia who passed by in groups saw them laughing unabashedly, and even heard some people curse a few words, saying that it was unlucky to meet homosexuals.Osamu Dazai put his arms around his waist and moved aside very familiarly, leaving room for those people to pass by, but he just didn't let go, and insisted on licking up.

Nakahara could be regarded as pulling his hand out, and then blocked Osamu Dazai's face to prevent him from continuing, but the other party didn't agree at all, biting the piece of meat at the corner of his mouth, he refused to let go, and the two hugged each other Pushing and shoving in this small place, you come and go like a fight, and others look like being kissed by force, so no one thinks that this couple who don’t know if they are a couple are actually the Hong Kong black cadre who was hunted down With the members of the detective agency.

Because the two of them are well-known, other than that is the relationship that is so bad that everyone knows.

When they see each other, they quarrel, and when the quarrel is over, they fight. No one thinks that these two people can hug each other, let alone kiss.

But the fact is that Osamu Dazai has made an inch of it!Fuck, stop smoking!

The person who had already reached the corners of his lips moved his two lips, and squeezed his tongue directly from the gap between his lips. The tip of his tongue was so flexible that he picked a small part of it and sucked it in his mouth. It was completely kissing and kissing , But it's just a little bit away without a kiss.

You can't push it away, and not far away is the movement of those men in black walking into the bar to check, Nakahara Chu is also furious, thinking that you Dazai did it on purpose, otherwise I would have lifted you up and thrown you out by now!

The other party pushed him into the alley, with his back against the wall and because of the height difference, it was only later that he realized that Osamu Dazai had squeezed his knee between his legs. This man was very focused on biting him, But neither of the two of them stopped moving their hands, they just looked like I insisted on kissing today, which made Zhong Yuanzhong very annoyed.

Get out!Who wants to kiss you! ! !

The arms around the waist never let go, their chests were pressed against their chests, and in the alley, they fell on one wall and then on the other wall. Not only could he hear his own heartbeat, but Next to him, under the other side's chest, I also felt the other side's heartbeat.

In the end, Osamu Dazai was so angry that he took out a hand and touched his forehead, pushed back the broken hair on his forehead, pressed his skull hard, and turned to kiss him on the other side of his face.

In the end, the two of them still didn't get to the point of kissing, and both of them were so tired that they were panting on their knees.Osamu Dazai was even worse, sitting on the ground and pointing at him wanting to cry without tears, using his eyes to accuse him of being a heartless man and a lover.

"Will you die if you kiss me? Huh? Chuya? Will you die?"

"Go crazy!"

"What does it mean that I have kissed you but I still haven't kissed you?"

"Who asked you to kiss me?!"

"Isn't this an extreme operation in the face of danger?"

"If those people go in, let me go!"

"How could this kiss make me retreat?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also held his breath, but he was relieved and not so tired, so he glanced at the bar and found that the person was still there, so he suppressed his throat and cursed at the other party angrily.

"You don't want to be attached to this kind of place, do you?!"

"I think my kissing skills are superb, you really don't want to try?"

"Don't try!"

There was a dead end behind them, and there was no choice but to go to the bar. Osamu Dazai stood up and said that the two of us were seen just now, so at least we should get closer. Nakahara Nakahara has already broken the jar, let you go.

Most of the bar is full of men, and occasionally a few women are also waiters. As soon as he entered, he saw a man in nude clothing dancing on the stage, with high-heeled boots trampled on fiercely. Turn around and leave.But Osamu Dazai stopped him straight away, with a very clear meaning that the people inside had at least seen the two of us just now, and it would not be so easy to pass the inspection if we go out now.

Nakahara Chuya thought about it, but he always felt that Osamu Dazai had no good intentions in pushing him to this bar. Although he had never been to this type of place, it didn’t mean he didn’t know about it. No wonder they kissed at the door. It's no surprise to meet those men in black, because he's fucking gay.

Most of the people inside are also tall Europeans, and the dancers on the stage are also muscular men. The sound and lighting are a bit too arranged, and you have to get close to hear them.

The two of them may be the reason why they both look good, and someone came up to strike up a conversation.I thought they were all here for Osamu Dazai, but most of them turned out to be looking for him.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

"Wait, I'm not..." Just as he was about to explain to Osamu Dazai, he stepped in and spoke German to the other party. Nakahara Chuya was full of question marks and looked at the person in front of him with a smile on his face. After a while, the person was cursing After leaving, he returned to the bar and started chatting with the people around him, apparently he was talking about them.

He just asked what you just said. He can speak German, but he is not as proficient as what Osamu Dazai said. It is just a daily conversation. It is obvious that the conversation environment just now is not very good. Didn't hear anything.The other party leaned down and put his lips on his ear, and said with a small smile, I said we are lovers, you have masochism, and we signed an agreement.

Osamu Dazai just blinked at him like that, and it took only two seconds for Nakahara to realize what the other party meant, and he was about to jump up and beat him to death, but Osamu Dazai pointed at him far away. The person said that if you are going to be discovered, I have no problem, and raised his hands as if surrendering, but the smile on his face made people angry.

"You're fucking masochism!"

"No, I am your master."

"Get lost! Suicides should be masochism no matter what!"

"That's not true. A dog with a collar can't bite people casually."

Nakahara was also jumping with anger, but Osamu Dazai smiled to comfort him and said, look, those people came to look for you at the beginning, but now they are gone. I did this for your own good, and now we are more Clean, just wait for those people to leave after checking and we can go out.

It seemed very innocent and sincere.There were still many people who wanted to strike up a conversation on the way, but they were all blocked by Osamu Dazai. They rarely saw a place with alcohol, so they ordered a glass of low-strength alcohol and drank it in the corner. He thought it shouldn't be. How can I say that Osamu Dazai is more beautiful, so it should be the one who came to look for him.

So, why are you all coming at him? ?

Osamu Dazai sipped his drink and ran over to sit next to him, nestled on the back of the sofa as if he had no bones, and the corner was still quiet. While stirring the water in his hand, the other party said it must be because Chuya you look like He was a gay, and after receiving a punch from him, he became sluggish and honest.

"Why hit me!"

"Don't you even think about what bullshit you're talking about?"

"I'm serious, which of these gay bars doesn't look at you? No, you bow your head and I'll sign your choker."

"What did you sign?"

"I have already told you that you are my contractor and I am your master. It is only natural to sign the owner's name on the dog's collar, right?"

"Get out!" Nakahara almost shoveled Osamu Dazai away from him, "Since it's just nonsense, don't let me get too involved! I'll kill you!"

Because the sound was too loud, it attracted the attention of the entire bar, and the people in charge of the filter inspection all turned their heads. Before the men in black looked over, Osamu Dazai poured all the drinks in his hand on Chuya Nakahara's face , and immediately with a sullen face, he spoke to him in perfect Italian.

"Get on your knees and lick it clean."

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What Osamu Dazai told others is that they are in the relationship of S////M.

In the end, it was done in order to conform to the character design, after all, it cannot be discovered by the enemy.

But it's really bad, he will be beaten.The demon whispered.