【Double Black】As You Like It

Zhong Yuanzhong also counted how many hours he had slept, which was enough to support his next stay up late.The two of them didn't say much, turned over and tidied up before going out.

Osamu Dazai obediently carried the bag on his back, and then took out two sunglasses. The two of them looked like tourists on vacation by the sea in Sicily. His straw hat had flowers on it, and if it weren't for the Central Plains of Hawaii, he would have wondered if this man would bring two big red wreaths for him to put around his neck.

When standing in front of the mirror, he even felt that Osamu Dazai was teasing him, but when he saw the people around him wearing straw hats with plastic big red flowers and starting to make poses, he knew that there should be nothing to Osamu Dazai Unexpected expectations.

Seeming to understand what he was thinking, the other party held up the inflated unicorn swimming ring and told him, don’t worry, it’s all right, there are a lot of tourists around in summer now, so even if they go out like this, there will be no problem.What's more, in such a big hotel, who will remember what every guest who comes to stay looks like?

After speaking, he put the swimming ring on his waist, and then stretched out his hand to pinch the unicorn's horn, making a squeaky sound.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at each other like a fool, but felt that what this person said was very good, but the problem was that it was getting dark now, who the hell was okay to go swimming at the beach with a swimming ring?Osamu Dazai poked his neck and said yes, didn't I?Immediately, he slapped him on the face and said, pull it down, you are sick, don't count, the next one.

Originally, they were still thinking of climbing out of the wall, but now that the patrol density increased after dark, he looked down through the gap in the blinds, and the whole city was almost full of squatting people.Although there are still pedestrians and cars coming and going on the street, but careful identification can also tell who the Mafia people are.

"Are you sure we won't be seen by our fancy dress?"

"Look, most of their attention is now on suspicious pedestrians. Why are we so ostentatious when we go out?"

Standing in the bathroom, Osamu Dazai, who had started to dye his hair yellow, tossed his hair while sticking his beard. Nakahara Nakaya looked in and felt uncomfortable. After finishing it, he told him that your hair color is too It's obvious, hurry up and get dyed, Nakahara Nakaya took a step back in horror, pointed at Osamu Dazai and said, it's fine with the big cloth shirt and flowery pants, what else do you want to do to my hair? ?

"I'm a professional, trust me."

"No, you have no credibility with me. I still remember the time when you tricked me into dyeing me green!"

"Ah... I still remember, don't be like this, I think green is quite suitable for you."

In an instant, Nakahara Chu lowered his face. Osamu Dazai wanted to laugh at him as usual, but he watched the smile that this person just raised fixed on his face, and then he was forcibly suppressed, coughing Turned away with a sound.

He raised his eyebrows, always feeling that the person in front of him was thinking about something messy again, so he pulled Dazai Osamu's yellow hair and asked you what happened just now.

Huang Mao blinked a few times and looked at him, saying that he would probably be angry when he suddenly thought of you like this.Nakahara Chuya' ah? 'It was very unexpected, when did Dazai Osamu care about whether he was angry or not?

"Okay Chuya, come here and dye your hair, your color is too conspicuous."

"Your tone is disgusting..."

"I'm going to be sad! I'm really going to be sad!"

Osamu Dazai squeezed out two crocodile tears to threaten him, and Nakahara really felt that he hadn't seen the black hair dye snatched away before he started tossing it on his head.It may be because he said everything before, those warnings made Osamu Dazai not as nervous and angry with him as before, they cleaned up quickly, put on black sunglasses and planned to go out.

Looks like a pair of black and white Shuangsha.

Osamu Dazai was still in the mood to joke, saying that they were Black and white double kill.

To be honest, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that something was wrong with his whole body. Even a mafia cadre dressed like this would feel his hands and feet trembling, like an elementary school student who dared not go on stage to sing.But Osamu Dazai didn't care, he just picked him up and hung him on his arm, saying that he was a sneaky weasel, and at the same time greeted the front desk in fluent Italian. The horned beasts pinched together and flung them in front of the cabinet at the front desk, bent their fingers and clasped the wooden table, and winked at the front desk lady through the cheap sunglasses that cost ten yuan a pair at the stall outside.

Anyway, Nakahara Chu couldn't understand what he said. He just watched the little girl face red-faced Dazai Osamu who was wearing a plastic red wreath around his neck. Coca-Cola light bulbs, the patrol officers passing by took a look at them and actually left? ?

It didn't take long for the other party to come over and grab his arm and say it was done. In the end, he didn't know what was done, and the two of them went out from the hotel gate.

After going out, it’s true that no one goes out to swim at the seaside on vacation. The two of them are really not exaggerating. Even at night, some people go out at this point. The gravity of the port mafia and unknown dark-haired men shouldn't feel like you're going to the beach to play in the mud.

"What do you mean I go to the beach and play in the mud?"

"Hey, as long as you know what I'm talking about." After finishing speaking, he stuffed the little yellow duck into his hand and squeezed it with a beeping sound: "I just asked, let's follow the crowd to the beach first, there are people there There is a lighthouse, and there is a road under the lighthouse, we can go from there."

"Are you sure there is no one on the other side of the road?"

"There must be, but the location under the lighthouse must be different from that in the city. It is much more convenient to walk around the coastline than to cross the inland."

"What if someone blocks it?"

"What do you think?" Osamu Dazai turned his head and smiled at him with a mouthful of white teeth. The smile was so flamboyant that Zhongyuan Nakahara was surprised by the smile, and then he looked at the yellow hair but couldn't help it. awake.

Cursing inwardly that beauty is misleading, he rubbed his eyes as if he didn't see anything, and ran forward holding Dazai Osamu's palm behind his back, saying that you are taller than me and have taller legs than me Why is Chang walking so slowly?

Osamu Dazai smiled, and said that you finally admitted that you are not taller than me, then touched his knuckles with your own fingers, and lowered your head behind, not knowing what you were doing.

"As long as it is a fact, I will not deny it to death!"

"Then why do you want to hit me when I call you a dwarf?"

"Facts are facts, but you are not allowed to speak out!"

"Oh, deceiving yourself and others?"

"Are you itchy?"

"We're running for our lives, Chuya."

He squeezed the opponent's hand with more strength, and heard Osamu Dazai babbling and screaming for pain behind him.

He didn't care whether the pain was real or not. Anyway, Osamu Dazai said every word of truth, but the strength in his hand still weakened. He glared at the other party and walked along the crowd going swimming. At night, the neon lights were directly pulled up.In the distance is a long row of barbecue stalls. It’s not pitch black but brightly lit. Osamu Dazai said, look, the seaside is more beautiful at night. After speaking, he shook off his hands and put his hands in his pockets to find I bought a bikini girl with long breasts and thighs, and started a day of hunting.

And Zhong Yuanzhong was also responsible for warning the surrounding situation, because they found that although this was a resort area, the mafia who came after them never fell behind.

He bought a glass of orange juice in the small shop in the fruit juice garage, and after buying it, he leaned aside and watched the plainclothes officers walk back and forth in the crowd and look at them. Many Asians were stopped to compare with the pictures. Those who are not Asian but have similar faces are also stopped to see if they are wearing wigs.

Although I know that Osamu Dazai is a skilled worker, I am still sweating. Many of them are supernatural beings. If they find out, they will be surrounded by innocent people, and they will not be able to use their hands. They may even let the other party take hostages. threaten them.

But when the glass of coconut juice was about to run out, nothing happened. When Osamu Dazai came back, he smelled of a woman's perfume, and he lowered his head and bit the straw of the juice in his hand. I drank the rest of the drink clean.

"Go and order a drink yourself!"

"I don't have any money."

"Why didn't you die of poverty??"

"Isn't there still you?"

After finishing speaking, he was about to come up, Zhong Yuanzhong also told him to go away quickly: "You have been eating and drinking with me for so long and you still want to eat mine?"

I don't know why he became wilted as soon as he mentioned this Osamu Dazai, with his head hanging down and his mouth biting the straw he used before, whimpering and muttering, and it turned into the sticky look before.He said that I can't hear what you said loudly, but the other party looked left, right, up, down, but didn't look at him. Nakahara Chuya got angry and stretched out his hand to pull the straw out of Osamu Dazai's mouth and put it with the cup. On one side, he then grabbed the man's face and pointed at himself and asked, "Do you have a toothache? What exactly do you want to say?"

"I didn't eat and drink."

"Then spit out the crab that ate me."

"You still mention it! You still mention this matter! You make him crabs, my crabs!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a headache, and raised his chin to gesture to the beach not far away: "Here, there are a lot of seas, fish them yourself."

"I don't! You were supposed to give it to me, but it doesn't count if someone eats it. You have to give it back to me."

"What's your logic?? Are you pretending to be stupid with me?"

"Where did I pretend to be stupid? Where is my knee pillow?! I haven't said it yet. Your thigh is lying on someone else, which is obviously my specialty—" Zhong Yuanzhong knew exactly what the person was going to say later, and pulled the other person's hand His face made him unable to speak, and then he cut off the topic and started talking about business.

"What did you ask in the crowd just now?"

"Hmph, I won't tell you."

"... If you have a toothache, tell me quickly, and I'll help you get rid of it. Osamu Dazai, you're almost 23, don't speak in the same tone as a child who hasn't stopped eating sugar."

"After half a month, you despise me?"

"Is it a matter of a day or two that I dislike you? If it weren't for the two of us being grasshoppers on the same rope now, I could just throw you out." Before letting go of the handle, he helped Osamu Dazai order an extra The coconut juice stuffed into the opponent's hand: "Speak quickly!"

Holding the coconut juice, he came to his side and squeezed his shoulders. Osamu Dazai sucked on the straw, and told him what he found out among the women while sucking.

"These people who will come to this tourist attraction to set up checkpoints to check Asians are said to have been sent three days ago, which means that the Mafia who wants to stop us must be faster than us to escape. After all, the whole of Sicily belongs to the other party. The old nest, let’s not think about crossing the sea. All the ports on the entire island are probably the opponent’s eyeliner. It is said that at 0 o’clock in the morning, the stalls here will be dismantled, and all equipment and lights will be turned off. Let’s take advantage of the It is probably the best time to go to the direction of the lighthouse at this time, and you will always find the exit along the coastline."

Osamu Dazai is always more reliable in this respect, he said yes with a quick answer, while the people in sight were still wandering on the beach, although they would not disturb the tourists, their behavior was very obvious.

Perhaps it is because Italian local products are so famous that neither the locals nor the outsiders think that there is a big fuss about the mafia taking to the streets.

Seeing this situation, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help being stunned. The comparison between Yokohama and Italy is too bad.

Osamu Dazai said that there is no way. They have been stationed here for more than a hundred years. In Japan, they only appeared in recent times. The cultural background is incomparable.After finishing speaking, Zhong Yuan pinched his waist and cried out that it hurts.

They can't go first, because there are people guarding every section of the road, and the tourists haven't left yet. If something happens, there will be casualties.He was tense, but Osamu Dazai saw it very openly. He pulled him and said that you are thinking too much. We are now at a tourist attraction. Come and have a barbecue. I will tell you that there are many things here.

Zhongyuanzhong is also very similar to jumping up and hammering the opponent's head, saying eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!But what this person said is very clear, you just stay here if you don't eat, play, or swim, are you sure those people won't suspect you?Then, without waiting for his answer, he pulled him over there, walked to the freezer holding his wrist while walking, opened the door of the cabinet, stuffed a clip into his arms, and picked it up by himself.

When he saw it, he had no choice but to pick out the melancholy and the meat viciously, and at the same time viciously said that if anything happened, I would kill you to eliminate harm for the people, Osamu Dazai, um, huh, listen to you Then I yelled at the boss in Italian that I don’t want any spicy peppers.

"What are you talking about?"

"Ah, I said you must never give you alcohol. Chuuya, you have to hold back and don't touch alcohol. If you go crazy, I can't help it."

"You're the one who talks too much! Do you think I'm you, and you're still idle on weekdays?"

He quarreled with the other party and handed his own plate to the master of the barbecue stall, and then said in English, put more peppers, and the master first looked at the yellow-haired Osamu Dazai, and then at the black-haired Nakahara Nakaya didn't know who to listen to for a while, and Osamu Dazai rubbed the back of his head, feeling very helpless and annoyed, and continued to speak in Italian, which one would be spicy and the other would not.

Then the two of them squatted on the reef by the sea and ate barbecue.

Nakahara Nakaya gnawed on the squid meat on the bamboo stick like he was gnawing on Osamu Dazai, and his vicious mouthful made the people around him look sideways.But he slowly turned his head to look at this disastrous face, then looked at the tourists having fun on the beach and said.

"If it weren't for you, I would still be lying in a warm high-end hotel in Norway while sipping wine while looking at the mountains of tourist attractions, taking a comfortable bath and going to bed."

"It can't be my fault, and I didn't call you back?"

"It's useless if you want to lead the trouble to the leader!"

Nakahara Chuya ate the lamb kidneys on the bamboo stick in one bite and continued: "I have been your nanny for almost two weeks. You don't know what this man thinks of me after seeing Akutagawa last time! He ran over to ask You asked if you were alive or not, why did you ask me to deal with the troubles you caused yourself? After you go back, move out quickly to save space!"

"Hey! Unreasonable! Chuya, you are too unreasonable!" Osamu Dazai raised his voice and stretched his neck to accuse him of being ruthless and unreasonable: "I haven't settled with you for not recognizing me. !"

"Huh?! You still want to settle accounts with me!?! Dazai, what do you want to do?!"

"You didn't realize that it wasn't me!?"

"It's not you, you Dazai, I don't know?!"

"Then you clearly sensed that something was wrong, but you didn't expose that despicable villain who has evil intentions!"

"You also know that you are mean..."

"No?! I mean him! My God—Chuya, you still don't admit that you've got the wrong person! My crab, my crayfish, my knee pillow, my welfare! Just because I don't mention it doesn't mean I don't Take revenge."

"I just made my mother's words clear to you today, and now you're kicking your nose and face?"

Osamu Dazai choked for a moment, then retracted his protruding neck, squatted pitifully on one side and bit his bamboo stick, closed his eyes and touched the one with chili on his side, and started coughing as soon as he ate it. They all choked up tears.Nakahara Zhong also sighed and handed over the coconut juice on his side. The person who was holding the cup and biting the straw kept silent, exuding the aura of 'I'm angry, please ignore me', he After reading it, I rolled my eyes and thought, Osamu Dazai, who is 1.8 meters tall, is almost 23, what should you pretend?

Even though he knew that this person was just pretending, but the habit of accumulating for many years made him still not really let him hang out like this, he patted the other person on the back and said: "I will send you two catties of crabs to the detective agency after I go back, that's fine." Bar?"

"I want to eat fresh ones just out of the pan, and it won't taste good when it's delivered."

"You have a lot of shit."

"You agreed."

"Go eat your food." He grabbed the chives sprinkled with chili powder and stuffed them into his mouth.