【Double Black】As You Like It

After hearing this, Chuya Nakahara paused his movements, and his first reaction was that the bastard Osamu Dazai was teasing him.

Even if he is a dead straight man, he is not so stupid that he does not know what he means, not to mention that his tone sounds like he deliberately lowered his voice when facing a woman's request to die for love.

Heh, scumbag.

Although Nakahara also told himself to get lost, Osamu Dazai, it is impossible for me to have any thoughts about you anymore, but when faced with this kind of straight ball, his mind was stuck for a few seconds, and after he realized it, he took the phone with a blushing face and wanted to turn off the video.

When Osamu Dazai saw it, he hurriedly said, wait, wait, don't hang up the video!He looked at the handsome face of the other party and yelled at the phone, "Go to hell, then hang up the phone neatly.

Sitting on the seat, he pursed his lips and said nothing, thinking about what kind of trash talk Dazai Osamu was talking to him, but within a few seconds, the phone rang again, and he knew without even looking at it. It was the other party who called again. After sliding the hang up button, he sat in front of the computer and planned to continue typing.

Nakahara also adjusted his mentality. He comforted himself that Dazai Osamu had been out of tune and unreliable. What this man said was like running a train. He couldn't listen or believe it. If you miss him, go lie to the ghost.

It took me 5 minutes to calm my beating heart, and I didn't get a headache from being frightened by Osamu Dazai's words. I just put my fingers on the keyboard and planned to continue typing, when the call came again.

He hangs up and calls again, pulls the blacklist and changes the phone number, begs for nothing like a brown candy and can't tear it off, he really feels annoyed, so Zhong Yuan Zhong answered the phone with a murderous look, just said "What's the matter with you Osamu Dazai? Are you itchy?" The other party just said "You are so ruthless" at the other end of the aggrieved line, so he hung up on me, I was so sad.

"I don't know what kind of virtue you are? Tell me, what's the matter? Are you short of money and causing trouble, are you hungry, thirsty, or are you simply bored and trying to scare me?"

"Do you think I am such a person in your heart??"

"Otherwise? What unrealistic fantasies do you have?"

"Praise me for being handsome or think I'm super attractive?"

"...Are you too confident in yourself or have some cognitive mistake about me that I think so?"

"Wow, what an exaggeration, what an exaggeration."

"I think you should be used to it."

"I really just miss you." Although Osamu Dazai hadn't posted the video, Nakahara could feel from the person's tone that the other party might be talking to him with a flat mouth. When he found that he had such thoughts, he Leng Buding shuddered, staring at the call from Osamu Dazai, feeling uncomfortable all over.

"You straighten your tongue and talk to me."

"Oh, well, Chuya, I just miss you."

"Are you cheating?"

"I lied to the dog."

"The dog is you."

"It's you."

"roll!"

He threw the phone aside and started typing, no matter what Osamu Dazai said.On the other hand, the person on the other side unexpectedly didn't yell, but just kept talking quietly without saying anything.

Zhong Yuan, who was in the working state, was also stunned to find that the man hadn't hung up the phone, and he kept typing on the keyboard until late at night.Stretching for a while, I wanted to see if there was any message on the phone, and when I took it over to look at it, I saw the call interface still connected to it.I don't know if the man made a symbolic cry when he fell asleep, but he didn't expect a voice to come from the other end, it was leisurely and lazy, and it sounded like he was too sleepy to sleep.

He put down the work in his hands and felt very delicate for a while, because it was late at night and he found that there was a person who had nothing to do but was still awake and connected to the phone, and he always felt that he was being accompanied.Because of this, his tone was much better than before, and he asked Osamu Dazai why he hadn't slept yet.

There was a rustling sound, as if the fabric of the clothes was rubbing against something. After a while, Osamu Dazai was so sleepy that his nasal and sticky voice sounded, stretching the end of the sentence. Feel sleepy.

"Aren't you still asleep?"

"I didn't sleep, didn't I have a job, why didn't you sleep?"

"Wait for you."

"..."

For a moment, he didn't know how to respond to this sentence. He said that people tend to think too much in the middle of the night, and there is really nothing wrong with this sentence.

He suddenly thought about the person he met again after half a year, about the relationship he had with him for more than a week, and about the change in the attitude of the other party in the past few days. It was Zhongye in the Central Plains, but he still found some problems in the details.

He didn't have much time and time to think about it before, and he didn't pay much attention to it, but now he happened to be awake at this time, holding the mobile phone in his hand, listening to the words spoken by the other party, but unexpectedly began to think about this issue.

Before he decided not to like Osamu Dazai because of a phone call at midnight, but now he still recalls the original mood after the phone call.

Obviously, the emotional changes that are almost visible to his eyes come from him and Dazai Osamu. They have actually changed a little compared to before, but it's hard to say whether the changes are good or bad.

To say that Osamu Dazai is annoying, or that he is clingy with a level [-] disability in life has long been the case, but in fact, even if the other party has become a lot more "cheerful" now, it is mostly after leaving Hong Kong for black laundering and going ashore. It's just a kind of 'harmless'.Dazai Osamu will basically not hide it when dealing with people who are familiar with him, or who have long understood what type of person he is.Even if many people know him outside, they will be deeply impressed by his behavior of forgetting and flirting everywhere, but there are really no exceptions, only Osamu Dazai is the most reliable.

Including the sticky state, it seems that it can be done to anyone, but it is not the case at all when you look at it carefully.

Facing the beautiful lady passing by, he will talk sweetly but will not make any promises. He will subconsciously leave the mess behind when dealing with his companions but will not really sit idly by. Everyone will subconsciously ask each other what Osamu Dazai should do next.

Thinking about it this way, Dazai Osamu is still alive and well, even though he said that this person will live alone with stinky socks and a white shirt. It's not really a mess of life, living on the street and sleeping in bridge holes.

How can you say that such an old man doesn't know how to take care of himself, but since they met, he found that Osamu Dazai liked to trouble him very much.

This so-called 'like trouble' is no longer the same as the group of people in the Armed Detective Agency, who skipped work to fish for nothing and couldn't find anyone, but subconsciously or deliberately threw himself to him and let him Feel free to toss.Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong began to wonder if this is for him to directly support someone?But after thinking about it, I feel that raising Osamu Dazai is better than letting him raise cats and dogs, and he doesn't even want to give it away for nothing.

Ever since the two met at the age of 15, he had actually vaguely noticed Osamu Dazai's mentality of letting go and giving himself to him.Ask him what to eat, ask him what to drink, and even sleep in the same bed at night.He has to be dragged around when going out on missions and getting up in the morning to clock in. He spends his money by swiping his card for the usual small snacks, and sometimes even throws clothes in the washing machine and has nothing to wear.

Thinking about Zhong Yuanzhong, he felt that he had spent more than three years raising a little boy?But the little boy still knows how to coax the benefactor to be happy and knows what he wants to do, not to make trouble, to be a caring little padded jacket, but Dazai Zhi has nothing but to be angry with him and even commits suicide every day.

Every day, I cry hungry at a certain time, and when I get home, my clothes are thrown away. When I run out of toothbrush and shampoo, I will only shout his name at the top of my throat. When I am injured, I don’t know how to reflect. Meal, I was tired from walking, sat down on my buttocks and said no, you can carry me. In the end, all the punch cards for work were in his pocket, sitting on the back of the locomotive and sleeping so that I had no other thoughts.

He is sure that Osamu Dazai must have never done this before outside. After all, this person still has face. When he was inside the port mafia, he treated other people, no matter whether he went up to Mori Ogai or down to those people. The subordinates are actually not very close, and they can chat with the leader and other familiar cadres, but they are notorious and can scare the adults who are notorious.

If it is inferred like this, this person is really just not dealing with him. I used to think it was just like what Osamu Dazai said. It was because they hated each other and wanted to push each other's head into the concrete floor.But right now, after thinking about it all of a sudden, it turned out a little bit of other taste.

I can't tell what it is, but I always feel that something is not smooth.I just don't know if it's not smooth in my heart, or this matter is not smooth.

In the past, Nakahara would definitely not have thought so much, but only when he wanted to let go, Dazai Osamu had no shame but to break into his life again, sticky to the point of greasy, tossing to the point of affectation, so dazed. Forcing him to talk and do some trivial things when he has nothing to do, and smashed his brain that was too straight.

But he also felt that it was not good to think so, because he always felt that if the other party was Osamu Dazai, he would be directly said, "Are you so narcissistic", "Are you being self-indulgent", "What's going on in Nakaya, you actually think I like it" You are so funny! In this case, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible to imagine that Osamu Dazai likes him!

Depend on.

Kind of scary.

Although I once really liked the other party, as long as the thought that the other party also likes him comes up, I feel cold all over, and I don't have the fantasy of expecting double arrows at all.

While his mind was still wandering, the person on the other end of the phone started to make a sound, asking him what was wrong and why he didn't speak.

Nakahara also took a deep breath, and secretly comforted himself that this is a fake, this is Osamu Dazai's trick, this person must have a conspiracy, you must not believe it.

So he said to the phone.

"Dazai, have you ever heard a word?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than Osamu Dazai's crap."

"..."

The two of them held their mobile phones together and fell silent. After a while, there was a long voice like gnashing of teeth, and the ending sound was very long. Finally, Osamu Dazai took a breath and spoke to him again.

"What's the matter with 'I', why is it so useless on your side?"

"You ask me what's going on with you, how do I know?"

"Hey, Chuya, I'm saying I miss you, I'm saying I'm waiting for you."

"Hey you……!"

He was a little annoyed, but after he just said 'you', there was nothing to say, he didn't know what to say, and he didn't know what to say.He still felt that Osamu Dazai must be sick, sick, sick, or seriously ill, so he would speak such meaningless words to him in the middle of the night.

He wanted to hang up the phone directly, but Osamu Dazai didn't allow it, it's fine if the other party said it, you just keep silent anyway, I know you're listening, don't think too much, I really just miss you.

These words are not as serious as what this person can say. In my memory, there are only a handful of times Fang has spoken to him seriously, and most of them are after calming down during very difficult tasks.

So Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little surprised, so he didn't hang up the phone immediately, and the people on the other side were silent for a while after saying this, and finally spoke again.

"Don't you think I should be like this?"

A word without beginning and end came very suddenly, but in the middle of the night, there was silence around, but the voice from the phone on the other side of the ocean was unusually steady, with the sound of electric current and noise from some electronic appliances. , I could still hear a little echo in the empty room where the other party was huddled, so Zhong Yuanzhong thought about it, and replied that the change was indeed quite big.

Osamu Dazai's laughter slowly spread into his ears, which made him feel a little itchy when he was attached to the receiver of the mobile phone. The man said that you think something has changed in me, but he didn't know how to answer after thinking about it, so he just said you People are clingier and more annoying.

It seems to be lying on the bed, when the sound of turning over and lifting the quilt sounded, Osamu Dazai asked again, do you think I am clingy or annoying? He said that I was annoying, but Osamu Dazai retorted, no, you should say I'm more clingy.

"You also know that you are clingy to the point of being annoying?"

"It should be only clingy but not annoying?"

"Do you have a little self-consciousness that you are annoying when you are 22 and almost 23?"

"No, I think I might be clingy when I'm seventy or eighty—oh, of course I hope I don't live to that age, or it would be too sad."

"Aren't you ashamed to say you're clingy?"

"Why be ashamed, I think this is my advantage."

"No...wait a minute, what are you doing? Don't say you want to cling to me??"

The reason Nakahara Chu also said this was because he thought Osamu Dazai would deny it, so that he could just hang up the phone and go to bed as if nothing happened.But who knew Osamu Dazai would answer in seconds.

"Yes."

The stuck Nakahara had nothing to say again, he really didn't expect this person to admit it so quickly, not like Osamu Dazai, not like the Osamu Dazai he knew.

But before he could turn his mind around, there was another movement on the other end of the phone.

"You should think that I won't cling to you, right? Whether it's the me before or the me after, as you know Osamu Dazai, he always hates getting involved with you. Maybe I once doubted whether I was alone, and then I might have guessed that it was the effect of the supernatural ability. But Chuya, what kind of way do you think the two of us will get along without being honest?"

After losing his usual hippie smile, Osamu Dazai calmed down and said the business would always make people unable to refute or refuse.Zhong Yuanzhong also pinched his mobile phone and wanted to say that I was not being honest, but in fact they knew each other well and understood everything, but they just acted like they couldn't see or hear anything.

He opened and closed his mouth, and it took him a long time to find his voice. He asked Osamu Dazai why he said this suddenly and what he wanted to do, but there was only the sound of paper flipping from the other side, and he told him it was nothing, just thought I Should talk to you.

"I don't need any reason or reason, right? It's just like I miss you and call you, and I want to wait for you so I don't sleep. To put it bluntly, it's just an 'I do' thing."

"Then you have changed too much."

"Otherwise? Don't do what you want to do, don't say what you want to say, don't try to get what you want, and end up with nothing. Do you think it's okay?"

"Why did you suddenly start talking about this?"

"It's just a moment of emotion, what do you think, Chuya?"

He packed up all the things at hand, turned off the computer and pulled out the USB flash drive, and walked to the bedside after washing the cups. He didn't directly answer Dazai Osamu's question, but just said.

"Are you in a bad mood recently?"

"Why do you think so?"

"Obviously, speaking and doing things are not the same as before. It always feels like giving orders to people. The feeling I am talking about now is also the same. It is obviously similar to the perspective of the commander-at least I was also the leader of the 'sheep' before. This point I can still see the difference."

"Ah, that's it."

Osamu Dazai said slowly on the phone, and then there was the sound of flipping something: "It's really not very happy, but it's not an important thing, but Chuya, do you think my change is good or not?" Bad? Or, compared to the previous 'me', you think I'm better now?"

For some reason, Zhong Yuanzhong, who was already planning to lift the quilt and lie down, always felt that this question could not be answered so easily, and the warning from his intuition suddenly started to sound.

The ticking noise in his head annoyed him, so he didn't speak for a while, and the sound of two people's breathing continued to come from the phone.

I don't know how long it took, Osamu Dazai chuckled, and asked Zhongya if you were thinking too much, and then teased him a few words, saying that I fell and died of pain after you left yesterday, and said to take care of me The person who doesn't know how to make boiled crabs is so bad, I told you that no one changed my dressing for a few days, and I just soaked in the bathtub for a few days.

At the end, Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned and asked if you must not cooperate. When the hands of the clock pointed to three, he said the last sentence to the opposite side, I am going to hang up and go to sleep.

Osamu Dazai agreed, and before he was about to press the hang up button, two words came from the phone.

"Good night."