【Double Black】As You Like It

Osamu Dazai has lived with him for a whole week, during which all kinds of frightening things happened, either he threw Osamu Dazai out and picked it up again as the ending, or he went upstairs with his ears covered and locked the door to sleep As soon as I wake up, I can see that there is an extra person in the bed as the end.

In just seven days, Nakahara Chuya has re-appreciated what is called the anxiety disorder caused by being in the same room with Osamu Dazai.He thought to himself that this person wasn't so annoying when he lived with Osamu Dazai in the past?But if you want to say what the other party has done to make people suffer and hate, I really can’t describe it. It’s just the details, it’s just a little bit, bit by bit, bit by bit, the patience of Zhongyuan Chuya, when you get angry, you have to deal with the other party’s behavior At that time, Osamu Dazai looked at him again with the expression of "I'm so innocent and I'm so helpless, are you going to beat me?"

Although he didn't quite understand why he was so angry, Nakahara was certain that it must be Osamu Dazai's fault.Anyway, this popular man's kung fu has become more and more proficient, so proficient that he can now cross his legs expressionlessly, while sitting on the sofa watching TV while letting this person lie on his lap like a cat climbing frame, after a while Change this position and change that position for a while.It was obviously too uncomfortable and he couldn't survive, so he insisted on occupying the area of ​​his thigh to seek guilt.

Nakahara took the ugly bear pillow and put it on Dazai Osamu's head, and they started arguing about which TV channel should be changed.He wants to watch the midnight news broadcast, but the other party wants to watch the night love idol drama.He lowered his head and lifted the head of Ugly Bear's pillow, looked at Dazai Osamu who was lying on his lap below, and said, how old are you?Do you still watch this thing? ?Are you ashamed? ?

But Osamu Dazai didn't think, "You are an old man dangling your arms and saying, Nakaya. Why do you watch the news broadcast? You are so boring!"

Then he covered his face with a pillow.

"The remote control is in my hand, you accept your fate."

"You are the Overlord Clause!"

"Then get off my lap and I'll give you the remote control."

"I decided to choose news broadcast."

"whispering sound."

Nakahara Chuya rolled his eyes and switched the channel to the midnight news. He could intuitively feel that Osamu Dazai had deflated like a leaky balloon under the cushion he was lying on.

But it didn't take long before he turned over and over on his thigh like a loach, twisting back and forth, and a 1.8-meter tall man was tossing and turning on the sofa.Nakahara, who has been tossing around for the past few days, can also treat Dazai Osamu calmly. Is this behavior like a sickness?He propped his elbows on the cushion, no matter how the people under Ugly Bear struggled, he watched his news like nothing happened.

Just do it, Dazai Osamu, and you'll know it's over when you fall down.

Then, not long after he had this thought, Osamu Dazai accidentally fell off his lap and landed in the gap between the sofa and the coffee table. He stretched out his arm and wanted Chuya Nakahara to pull him away. Yes, but how could he?

He put his crossed legs down and stepped on the man's lower abdomen, and said while stepping on it, I can't hear what you are talking about——

I still learned this trick from the other party. Turn up the volume of the TV news, pretending that I couldn’t hear Osamu Dazai’s wailing.

At the beginning, it was agreed that a week later, the doctor would be invited to see him, so Zhong Yuanzhong did not go out today, and sat at home, cut a piece of fruit, and waited for the appointment of the doctor to come.

The port mafia has actually cooperated with many hospitals. After all, the industries on the surface have basically been wiped out since they got the license to use abilities a few years ago, and their industry has a high injury rate, so for Medical personnel are also in great demand.There will be a group of excellent doctors in the organization, but those doctors usually have vests when they are outside.

The doctor who came to the door this time was also a familiar doctor in the Central Plains. After the two met, they said hello and entered the room.He himself doesn't know much about the rules and regulations of medical knowledge, so he leaned against the entrance and watched the other party put down the medicine box, took out a bunch of utensils and beat Dazai Osamu who was sitting in the wheelchair, and asked the other party a lot of things during the process , and Osamu Dazai was also very cooperative and responded with ahhh.

The whole process does not take long, anyway, there are only so many steps to come and go, and seeing a doctor at home will definitely not be as cumbersome as going to a hospital.After packing up almost everything, the doctor told him that Mr. Dazai is recovering very well, at least half of the [-]-day injury can be cut off.

Hearing this response, Nakahara also cast a strange look at Osamu Dazai.Although I have always known that this person's vitality and recovery ability are very strong, and the physical fitness of the supernatural person is also very good, but it is still powerful to cut half the time directly.

For a moment, Zhongyuan even wondered if this person was pretending to be sick.If the doctor wasn't from Hong Kong and black, he would really question whether the two doctors and patients were in collusion to fool him.

After sending the person away, he took the list given to him by the other party, and the plaster cast could be removed in a week to half a month, and then fixed with wooden boards, and he could say goodbye to Osamu Dazai in about a month and a half.Thinking of this, Nakahara Chu felt a little hopeful, and Osamu Dazai obviously saw what he was thinking, and leaned closer to him, asking him while watching the meaningless program channel on TV.

"Aren't you very happy?"

"Yes, I'm pretty happy."

"Don't you think you won't have much fun in life if I leave?"

"I don't think, if you don't leave, I feel that life is no fun."

"why is it like this?!"

"I'm not always like this."

"No, you can't do this."

"Why can't it work? I live comfortably by myself. Are you the one who is begging for nothing?"

Nakahara also slapped the ugly bear pillow directly on Dazai Zhi's face, no matter how this man struggled, Dazai Zhi with a broken arm was like a rookie at the mercy of others.

Although he said so, he is almost used to serving such a 1.8-meter giant baby. He stretches out his clothes and eats and opens his mouth. When taking a bath, he needs to take a small bench and sit next to the bathtub to wash people's hair. Why is the bandage on this man wrapped around him? He knew everything clearly, when the two of them quarreled, he said that next time you make me angry again, I will grab the source of your bandages and make you turn around in circles.Dazai Osamu looked at him in horror for a long time before saying, are you a devil? Who taught you in Nakaya? The voice pointed at the other party and said, I learned from you.

For one and a half months, Osamu Dazai was unable to self-mutilate or commit suicide, and the bruises on his body healed up a lot in just one week. When Chuya Nakahara lifted him out of the bathtub that night, he felt that the other party was It was really like a wet fish, before the freshly bought clean bandages were used, he first picked up the wound medicine and applied ointment to Osamu Dazai's back and chest.This person is really ticklish, lying naked on the bed in the living room, humming and dodging, Zhongyuan Zhong just slapped the person on the back of the head and made people hold back, and then put the ointment-stained palm on the other person rub it on your body.

At first I felt itchy, but after I endured it, I felt quite comfortable. Osamu Dazai buried his face in the pillow and made a very comfortable sound, and asked to move a little to the left and a little to the right. It was too comfortable and made Nakahara Naka feel uncomfortable. He would press the opponent's wound and listen to Osamu Dazai screaming.Then he gently rubbed the wound, saying that you were told to die, but you can do it hard, and it won't hurt if you don't do it.

"Are you distressed?"

"Amorous?"

"You must be distressed."

"You talk a lot of shit."

Nakahara Nakahara was also really surprised when he tore off the bandages on the opponent's body for the first time and saw the scars below. Although he always knew that Osamu Dazai committed suicide when he had nothing to do, so he was covered in injuries all the time, but he really didn't expect it The extent of the injury far exceeded his imagination.It should be said that it is a miracle that Osamu Dazai is still alive.

Immediately, he got the medicine and wanted to give it to this person, but Osamu Dazai shouted like a poor woman whose clothes were stripped, why don't you do it? Standing there disgusted for a long time, he still stripped the person compulsively.

He said, what are you afraid of? Where have I not seen your whole body? When we were 15, we shared a bathroom. Why are you so shy now?After finishing speaking, he slapped the medicine on the big scar on the man's back, and rubbed the whole man in a daze, ignoring the other party's cry of pain.

While wiping his hands full of ointment, Nakahara Nakaya looked down at Osamu Dazai who looked like a dead fish, and said with disgust.

"Why are you so weak, why are you tossing yourself because you are afraid of pain?"

From then on, he would give the other party medicine once a day, and after a week, the effect was pretty good, the bruises and purple were almost gone, only some skin wounds and wounds with heavy pus were left, and it would take some time.Osamu Dazai felt that it was superfluous, anyway, after the fracture healed, he should still do something, he should go into the water, he should commit suicide.

And when he said this, Zhong Yuanzhong was also giving him medicine. After hearing this, he stretched out his hand and twisted the flesh on his waist, and said with a smirk while twisting.

"I don't care how you die in the future, just give me a good recovery in front of Lao Tzu, I don't want to be picked on by you after this matter is over."

Osamu Dazai didn't know if it was painful or itchy from being wrung, so he started to slap the bed with his plastered hand, saying something, knowing that he was wrong, let go of it quickly, and he was about to die.

Central Plains didn't care if the person was really going to die or not, just patted the person with cold ointment and potion, and after the pat, came over with a bandage and turned the person to his side, tossing and tossing just for the last one medicine.

When he was bandaging Osamu Dazai around and around, the other party put his head in his shoulder socket and asked him why he had to go to such trouble. In fact, these things can be left alone. Anyway, everyone knows that he has the habit of committing suicide. Fukuzawa Yu Ji will not comment on anything.

But he just listened with a blank face, and then tightened the white bandage in his hand, until the man coughed, and then said that you talk too much, I used to give you medicine, it doesn't make sense, now you are going to die The wounds all over his body are still treated as a blind eye.

After finishing speaking, I tied a big bow tie on Dazai Osamu's back, just because this person couldn't see and did something reckless, and the other party lay on the bed panting and said it was too tight, you are too tight, my ribs hurt , while Zhongyuan Zhongye stood in front of the French window and lit a cigarette, puffing and puffing, saying hurry up, so as to save you from moving around.

That night, I made a meal of crab meat for the other party. Originally, I just wanted to buy a few cans of crab meat and throw them in the microwave oven, turn them down, but looking at the poor Dazai, I turned around and bought a few catties of crabs. return.

Put it in the pot and listen to the audio news on the phone while cooking.Although it is said that Mori Ogai gave him an unbelievable long vacation directly, the internal information and scope of activities of Hong Kong and Black are also transparent to him.Occasionally, a courier would come to deliver documents for him to approve, but the couriers were also members of the organization, and there was no way for the documents to be delivered to him through other departments.

Osamu Dazai smelled the smell of crabs, and his whole body was refreshed a lot. He pulled the wheel of the wheelchair and leaned his face against his sticky back, saying that it is the best and it hurts me the most.As for him, hearing such words made his ears callous, thinking that I only heard your Dazai's rainbow farts when I was making crabs for you.

But he didn’t regret it until the crabs were on the table, thinking that although canned crab meat is convenient, it still feels like it’s not as delicious as cooking it himself, but just forgot that Dazai Osamu can’t use his hands, so he still has to ask for this thing Shell people.The person sitting opposite the dining table praised him as a good man with twinkling eyes, and Nakahara Zhongya used his supernatural power to crush the crab shells one by one after clicking his tongue.He thought to himself when his filthiness was so cheap and he did such a thing, and he was even more upset when he raised his eyes to see the person opposite him eating happily.After about half an hour, he asked if he was full, Dazai nodded, and then Nakahara Chuya brought the crab plate in front of him, and ate the rest in front of him.

While peeling the shell, he listened to Osamu Dazai's wailing and ate the meal.

"Wait! Isn't the rest saved for tomorrow??"

"Of course not, I will naturally eat the rest."

"Don't you not like eating crabs?!"

"Who said it, it's just average."

"Then you leave some of them for me!"

"You're full."

"Next meal!"

"Eat another meal next time."

Looking at Osamu Dazai's heart-wrenching face, Nakahara also felt that he was a bit full... The man was lying on the bed like a leaf that had been beaten by rain. He came over with juice and sat down By the bedside of this person, while blowing on the coffee in his own cup, he put the other's cup on the small table beside the bed.

"A meal of crabs, as for you."

"Especially as for."

"Exit."

After finishing speaking, he sipped the water in the glass, watched Dazai Osamu with cold eyes when he came out of the quilt, revealing a head resting on his lap, and chatted with him about the world and the world in the rainy night.

In fact, the two of them really didn't say anything.

The rain outside the window was heavy, pattering in front of the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, the curtains were not drawn, and it was really impossible to see anything in the dark night sky.The room was lit with dim wall lamps, making the faces of the two of them seem to be always hidden in the shadows and could not be seen clearly.The other party said that it is really unimaginable to be so free now, but he felt that Osamu Dazai used to spend three days fishing and two days drying nets in the Armed Detective Agency, which is basically not bad.

It's not the same, Zhongye, it's not the same.Osamu Dazai told him that and laughed.Probably that kind of sly expression, telling him with the meaning of 'I know you but don't know', no, I don't mean the things in the detective agency, I just feel that it is rare to be free to do anything. No, it's never been like this before.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt a little strange, so he asked what it was like before.

Osamu Dazai lay on his lap and opened his eyes to look at him, seemed to think for a long time before opening his mouth slowly.

"Hmm...basically no sleep, three hours a day is considered earning, there are endless things to do every day, I don't like wearing suits...but I still have to wear them, the people I know around are a little different from now , but the difference is not too big. People who have nothing to say, have a little hope, and what they want to do should be considered accomplished, so it doesn't matter whether they live or die. Probably, is it like this?"

After hearing it, he actually didn't know exactly what time period it was, but what he really wanted to talk about might be the two years when he disappeared and was whitewashed.So he lowered his hand to cover the other person's eyes, stroked the end of the person's hair with his fingers, and said while sipping the strong aroma of coffee in his mouth.

"Two years ago? But you've been much more relaxed since then. Everyone knows that your partner has a headache about your troubles."

"yes."

"But can you really hold on to your three hours of sleep? Although I always knew that you were a blind sleeper, you felt very uncomfortable if you slept less than eight hours."

"Ah, you know this? But isn't there no way?"

"What can I do? Of course I know. Who do you think was the one who pulled you to check in every day during the three years in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang?" Zhongya Nakahara lifted Osamu Dazai's head from his lap, and he looked up. After taking a look at the time, it was getting late, so he got up and closed the curtains, put away the cups for the two of them, and planned to go upstairs to sleep.

When passing by the bed on the side of the living room, the other party stretched out his hand to block his way, he stopped and looked at Dazai Osamu who was lying sideways on the bed, and silently asked the other party what you want to do with a questioning expression.

At this moment, it was after zero o'clock, and the sound of the pattering rain outside never stopped, and it even felt like it would last for several days.

Osamu Dazai just raised his head and looked straight into his eyes, like something hidden in a dark place in the night, not necessarily lethal, but always makes people feel palpitations.

"I can't sleep, what should I do, Chuya?"