Quick wear to save the black-faced devil

The teacher said, and made a very obscene gesture of watching, which made the girls blush, the boys roared with laughter, and Lin Mubai also laughed. This teacher is really interesting.

I thought class was a very boring thing, but when I met a funny teacher, it became interesting in an instant. If Duanmuyan didn't want to, he would have wanted to have a good class here.

After class, Lin Mubai had a chat with the teacher. The dean had already greeted the teacher. Although the teacher was obscene, he liked to joke, and he was not ambiguous about serious matters. He went back to review by himself, and left his contact information, asking him to ask directly if he had any questions that he didn't understand. Lin Mubai thanked him very politely.

Seeing that it was still early, Lin Mubai thought about staying in the school for a while. Although he couldn't come to class every day, it would be good to sit for a while, so he went into another classroom.

Ten minutes passed, and the class bell rang again. This time it was a male teacher in his 10s who came in. The weather was too hot, and some students probably didn’t wake up from their afternoon nap, and they still looked sleepy. He put it away Things, took out the book slowly, and then—"Bang!"

He fell hard onto the podium, and Lin Mubai was also taken aback. At this time, the teacher slowly showed a warm smile, looked at the panicked children below, and said slowly, "Are you awake now?" ? Let's go to class!"

Lin Mubai wiped his face, are all the teachers in the university so embarrassing?

What he didn't know was that the teachers with the most personality in the entire school let him meet the two top two teachers today.

The other step-by-step teachers swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and they will not recite this pot!

During the recess, Lin Mubai's cell phone rang. Duanmuyan called, probably urging him to go back. There was nothing left, so he walked away.

Passing by the dormitory building, I saw two girls in sportswear, one hugged a tree and vomited, and the other patted her on the back. The girl yelled while sobbing, "Why does the physical test measure sit-ups and 800 meters! Why!"

Lin Mubai, "..."

Well, he was wrong, thinking that this girl got pregnant by accident.

He couldn't help but shook his head when he saw the two girls walking away supporting each other.

"Has the review materials been sorted out?" Duanmuyan sat in the car, looking at the smiling young man, "Do you want me to help?"

"No, it's enough." Lin Mubai shook his head, raised his phone, and smiled brightly, like a rising sun, "I found a few seniors and learned about the situation from them, don't worry."

Duanmuyan nodded, "Tell me directly if you have any difficulties, don't be bored by yourself, you know?"

"I know, don't stress, you look like an old man." Lin Mubai looked out the window, "Let's eat outside tonight, I want to eat something different."

"Okay, what do you want to eat?" Duanmuyan said indulgently.

"I want to eat fried buns and fried dumplings, as well as grilled cold noodles!" Lin Mubai's eyes lit up, he joined the class, and it was almost time to leave school, a group of people were discussing what to eat, he glanced at it, and immediately became interested .

"Huh?" Duanmuyan had never heard the names of these foods before, "Where did you see these things?"

"Qiaoqiao said there is a food street outside the school, let's go shopping." Lin Mubai looked hopeful, like a big dog begging for food, making it hard to refuse.

Duanmuyan still keenly grasped the two words, his pupils shrank slightly, "Qiaoqiao? Who is she?"

It sounds like a girl's name, so be careful!

"It was a classmate of mine. I met him in class." Lin Mubai tilted his head and looked out the window. When he arrived at the food street, many students crowded there. The driver stopped the car and ran out to open the door. He pulled Duanmuyan happily He walked out with his hand, "A very cute girl."

The two were also named together, which is considered a friend in need.

Duanmuyan was very upset, but seeing Lin Mubai's happy face, he couldn't bear to make him feel uncomfortable, silently suppressed the turbulent emotions, and calmly followed Lin Mubai out of the car.

But the low air pressure leaked out uncontrollably.

So angry, it's not as simple as being so angry that it becomes a firework, but an upgraded version that explodes into a mushroom cloud!

But when Lin Mubai was talking to him, the anger was like a ball being poked by a needle, and it blew up.

They lined up to buy a lot of snacks, Lin Mubai's hands were so full that he couldn't put them down, Duanmuyan's purpose came out, the two walked from one end of the snack street to the other, grabbed a lot of plastic bags in their hands, and finally returned I packed some and went back to the housekeeper Grandpa and Aunt Zhang.

After returning, they were very happy to see the snacks that Lin Mubai had packed, and they didn't dislike them from the stall, so they ate them all.

Lin Mubai felt that school life was very interesting, and the next day he rushed over to attend class. Duanmuyan had to go to work, so he couldn't control him. Thinking about how soon Lin Mubai would come to work in the company, he couldn't be so relaxed at that time, so he Let him go.

"When Zheng He was sailing to the West, he encountered a storm, and everyone's expressions changed drastically. He was the only one who was very calm and said a very classic sentence. Does anyone know what he said?" The history teacher clicked on He took a picture and asked slowly.

There was silence in the class. The history teacher glanced at the students one by one, wishing to bury their heads in the desk drawer. He sighed, "Students, shake your little heads now."

A group of people looked confused and did as the teacher said.

The history teacher smiled slyly, "Have you heard the sound of water in your head?"

"Pfft-"

Knowing that the teacher is hurting my mind is full of water, I still can't help laughing.

Just when the history teacher was about to continue, a voice came from the corner, "I am the man who is going to be the One Piece, how can I die here!"

Laugh out loud.

The corners of the history teacher's eyes twitched slightly, and he really wanted to call that classmate up, but he didn't hold back, and he laughed too. He looked helplessly at the students in the corner with their heads down and grinning, shook his head, and continued the class.

Lin Mubai happened to be sitting next to this student, watching the other student calmly raised his eyes, admiring him very much, the last class was an English class, it was about the curse of the mummy, and the last class was high math, the teacher Speaking of the vertical theorem, when I asked why the flagpole was perpendicular to its shadow, the same classmate said "the curse of the mummy". The angry high math teacher blew his beard and stared, making him stand up and face the wall and think about it.

This classmate simply sacrificed his life for the joke!

Eating all kinds of delicacies every day, Lin Mubai was still happy in his heart, until one day, when Duanmuyan came back, he reached out and pinched the soft flesh on his stomach, and he was surprised to find that he had gained a lot of weight!There are swimming rings on the waist!

When he was in the military academy, he still had a thin layer of eight-pack abs, although it wasn't obvious, at least he had it, but now——Looking at the three abs on his stomach, Lin Mubai was indignant.

These days, not only girls pay attention to weight, but also boys, okay?

Girls want to be slim, and boys want eight-pack abs!

Greasy and fat middle-aged uncle or something, I dare not even think about it!

After wiping his face, Lin Mubai took the time to make a strict plan, exercising every day, getting up in the morning to drink a glass of water, then running around the villa three times, having breakfast after returning, and then going out for a walk to digest food. Luo Luo, practicing boxing every day is very powerful.

Seeing that he was having fun, the old housekeeper specially ordered someone to build a gym on the third floor. Duanmuyan knew about it and didn't refute it, acquiescing to the old housekeeper's behavior.

It was just a pity in his heart, he felt that it would be better for Lin Mubai to be fatter, he would be soft when hugged, and he could still pinch his flesh, but being too fat would be unhealthy, and exercise is always right.

In the past, Duanmuyan was God, but now in the eyes of everyone in the villa, the young master Lin Mubai is the most important. As for Duanmuyan, he is a salaryman.

Didn't you see that the table is full of the young master's favorite food every day?Even if the young master saw the green pepper potatoes and the sweet little cake, wouldn't he eat it without changing his expression?

One day, after struggling to finish his breakfast, Duanmuyan went to the company and sat on the boss's chair. His mind was full of images of young people, cute, mischievous, smiling, and annoyed, with the corners of his mouth slowly raised.

There was a sudden knock on the door, the assistant pushed open the door, and what he saw was this weird scene. He raised his hand and rubbed his eyes. When he put it down, Duanmuyan's face had returned to normal. The assistant thought for a while, it must be this time I didn't eat breakfast, I was hallucinating from hunger, and then I shouted seriously, "President."

Duanmuyan's face quickly returned to normal. With a straight face, he listened to the assistant's work schedule for today. There will be a meeting in 10 minutes. He nodded and asked people to go out.

At the meeting, Duanmuyan made a few suggestions, kicked back several people's proposals and reworked them, without getting too angry, and even praised a supervisor for the first time, which made everyone look at each other, but he was very sensible and didn't say much.

After the meeting, Duanmuyan stood in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, looking down at the city. The car was speeding on the road. From such a distance, it looked like one after another fast-moving little reptiles, so insignificant.

The young man's smile appeared in front of his eyes again, he pursed his lips, and it took a lot of self-control not to go back and stay quietly with the young man.

He used to think it was funny when he saw King Zhou You playing the feudal lords, but now he can understand this feeling. If he can win the favor of the young man, he doesn't mind learning from King Zhou You.

Before meeting the young man, he was not interested in anything, and he lived like a walking dead. He never thought that one day he would be affected by a person's frowns and smiles. This feeling made him feel uncomfortable. While getting used to it, I can't bear to give up.

It's like a person who has been walking in the dark and finally sees a beam of warm sunshine. If he has been living in the dark, he will not feel anything, but once he sees the light, it is difficult to bear the previous life, so he fought hard. Desperately chase in the direction of the light.

Even if the hope is slim, he is unwilling to stop.

Countless times, Duanmuyan wanted to lock the boy in the house with iron chains, so that he could never leave him, but every time he touched the boy's trusting eyes and bright smile, the shadow in his heart gradually faded away.

If he really did that, he would lose the boy, right?

As soon as he thought of those bright eyes gradually losing their light, and the expression of joy was replaced by sorrow, he couldn't hide the violence in his heart. He couldn't bear anyone or anything to hurt the boy, including himself.