Quick wear to save the black-faced devil

Afternoon, coffee shop.

Across a layer of glass and shutters, the sun was scorching outside, and the inside was cool and comfortable. Lin Mubai sat in the corner, resting his chin on one hand, lazily swiping his phone.

After a while, a message popped up, which was the planner of the previous cooperation, "Mu Yan, are you there?"

"Yes, what's the matter?" Lin Mubai replied.

"I have a short play here, do you want to take it? It's very short, just a few words!"

"I'm outside now, and it may take a while to send it to you."

"It's okay, just send it to me tomorrow morning."

"it is good."

Then, the script was passed over there, "The Eagle Drenched in the Rain Outside the Window"

Cantonese: Hey?Why is there an eagle outside the window?It's raining, so pitiful? (Opens the window, laughs) Eagle, come in and take shelter from the rain, it’s too windy outside!

Eagle (indifferent): No, thank you, I'm fine outside.

Cantonese (enthusiastic): Oh, just come in, after all, we Cantonese are not devils.

Eagle (dubly believing): You swear first!

Cantonese: Well, I swear!

Eagle (raises his foot to come in, stops suddenly): Wait, why are you lighting a fire!

Cantonese (laughing): Uh, look at you, your whole body is soaked, this is not a power outage, I will boil some hot water for you, let you come in and take a bath!

Ying (quit decisively): Thank you, I'd better stay outside, I appreciate your kindness, I can still stand the wind and rain!

Cantonese: Oh, look at you, you are too stubborn, this is not good!Come in, we Cantonese don't eat eagles!

Eagle: That’s how you tricked the Fujianese into the house, right?farewell! (flap your wings, leave)

Cantonese (with a faint sigh): Really, the eagles nowadays are really inferior to each other.

……

After reading it, Lin Mubai shook his head with a smile. This screenwriter is really talented, and after a few days it will be posted, and there will be another wave.

When he was feeling emotional, the wind chime sounded, Lin Mubai raised his eyes and looked towards the source of the sound.

A petite and cute boy walked in, but the hostility on his face destroyed this superficial obedience.

"Sit down." Lin Mubai knocked on the table and said casually.

"Do you have anything to do with me?" Chen Haoyu sat across from Lin Mubai. Lin Mubai sent him a private message on Weibo instead of using his mobile phone. He knew that something happened to Dong Chuang, but he was not afraid at all, but had a secret pleasure.

Even if Lin Mubai knew about it, so what, as long as he refused to admit it.

With an attitude of breaking the jar, Chen Haoyu took off the disguise on his body, and faced Lin Mubai with the most primitive attitude.

"I'm very curious." Lin Mubai took a sip of lemonade, said every word, and laid out all the dedication of Chen Haoyu over the years, "When I first arrived at the university, it was the olive branch you took the initiative to throw out. , said that he wanted to be friends with me, and I agreed. After that, even if you always forget to bring your wallet when you go out to eat, and you always don’t have enough money when you want to buy something, I didn’t say anything if you asked me to pay for it for you. I lent it to you, but I haven't asked you to pay it back yet. Your grades are not good, and every time you are at the top, I have to help you sort out the knowledge points and draw the outline, so that you don't fail the course. Summer internship, you did too poorly, and you were rejected by the group The long reprimand is also the internship certificate I got for helping you deal with the aftermath. I have done so many things for you, if you don't say thank you, at least you don't have to frame me again and again, right?"

"..." Chen Haoyu lowered his head, tightly hugging the bag in his hand, and did not speak.

"No, what is your brain circuit like? I have lived for so long, and I have never seen such a wolf-hearted thing like you. What you did really opened my eyes." Lin Mubai sneered With a sound, he looked at Chen Haoyu with the eyes of a rare species, "Speak ill of me behind my back and ruin other people's impression of me. I won't say anything. It's a bit too much to throw away my homework before handing in the homework. There was that paper, I was always unguarded against you, how could you secretly transfer my final paper to other people? If the teacher didn't check this matter carefully, I would bear a bad reputation. You do this, the picture is What is it exactly?"

"What am I trying to do?" Chen Haoyu also smiled, he slowly raised his head, looked at Lin Mubai, his eyes were full of resentment, "Of course I want to ruin your reputation!"

"Why?" Lin Mubai couldn't figure it out, "Could it be that you treat everyone who treats you like this?"

"Hehe, Lin Mubai, do you know? From the first time I saw you, I hated you!" Chen Haoyu clenched his hands into fists, and the resentment on his face couldn't be concealed, "Why, why do you These people can always get a good grade easily, but I study hard and still hang in the middle? Why do you do nothing, so many people like you! I try so hard to please everyone, they all Leave me! I don’t accept it! I will be happy only if I step on you, so that you will never turn over! I originally stayed in the dubbing circle well. Although some people hate me, there are so many people who like it Me, but! Why do you want to disturb my life again! Why! Since you don't give me a way to survive, then of course I have to pay you back!"

Chen Haoyu's voice became louder and sharper. Fortunately, there was no one in the coffee shop at this time, so he didn't attract the attention of others.

"Your mentality is very problematic." The corners of Lin Mubai's mouth twitched slightly. He didn't expect it to be because of this kind of bullshit. He spread his hands and tried to reason, "You can't just ask others to be as bad as you because you are not capable. Well, everyone's qualifications are different, just like property, some people are born rich second generation, some people are the children of refugees, you can't let the children of refugees point at the rich second generation and shout: "Why do you so rich!All your money should be mine, right? Instead of spending time and energy complaining about others, it’s better to be as good as you can. Look at what you did in college, go out all day, have no money to borrow money Go out and pretend to be generous. It’s okay to like dubbing, but if you indulge in it, it’s too much. You don’t work hard, and you are jealous of other people’s good grades, this logic does not make sense!”

"I don't care!" Chen Haoyu hammered the table vigorously. He also knew that what he did was unreasonable. He was a villain through and through, but he just refused to accept it.

"I don't care about you." Lin Mubai crossed his arms and looked down at Chen Haoyu, "I came here this time to warn you, stay away from me in the future, and don't blame me for not pouring dirty water on me. You’re welcome! I’m really fed up with you. It’s not enough to frame me in real life. I’m still on Weibo. I’m very happy to buy a navy to lead the wind these days, right? If you have time to do these disgusting things, it’s better to spend more Time is spent on working ability and dubbing skills, and finally I would like to advise you that your cleverness may allow you to climb up a step or two, but if you want to truly gain a foothold in an invincible position, you must rely on your own ability."

"Hehe, what you said is simple! If it is really so easy, how could I still be like this!"

Lin Mubai rolled his eyes angrily. He didn't want to continue arguing with the idiot on this issue. After all, it is not his duty to teach the idiot to be a man. show mercy."

After speaking, Lin Mubai stood up, turned and left.

"Lin Mubai, go to hell!" Chen Haoyu shouted, took out a bottle from his bag, uncorked the bottle and poured it on Lin Mubai.

Lin Mubai was taken aback by him, he picked up the decorative books next to him reflexively, blocked it, and splashed a few drops of sulfuric acid on his arm, causing him to frown in pain.

"Ah!" Chen Haoyu was not so lucky, most of the sulfuric acid was splashed on his face, he screamed and rolled all over the floor in pain.