Don't click in [e-sports]

"Damn it," Jin Yuan leaned back, "I was tested by the blue hole again."

Lao Ba answered quickly: "Don't look at me, I won't lend you my account anymore, I made an oath in front of my grandfather's grave this Qingming."

"Why do you think that people's hearts are so narrow-minded? If you can't do it yourself, you think it's a failure." Jin Yuan pressed his toes against the corner of the table, swiped the gaming chair, and passed Lao Ba, "vet, lend me your trumpet. "

"Please spare vet, he's just a kid," CDJ said.

Vet nodded again and again: "Yeah! But...Yuan Daddy, my trumpet rank is not very high, will it affect our teammates?"

"It's okay, just treat it as a fish pond game and relax, and you report your account." Jin Yuan logged out of the account, "Don't call Yuan Dad, call the captain, why can't you change it?"

Vet blushed: "It's... the captain, that... the account number is..."

"Well, I'm logged in." Jin Yuan tapped the keyboard.

After entering the game, the route appeared, and Jin Yuan said casually, "Take the car and go to the airport."

"The Fish Pond Bureau doesn't have steel guns, it's too dreamless." Lao Ba protested.

Jin Yuan ignored him: "Jump!"

"Then I won't be too high... Ouch, there's a team that's trying to steal the car from us!" Old Ba said.

Jin Yuan chuckled: "Baba, you have an occupational disease."

"Captain, take a look at me." Lao Ba said.

Jin Yuan turned his head, and Lao Ba smashed a ball of paper on his tall nose.

"I tell you……"

"Captain! Hurry up and grab the car!" CDJ shouted.

Jin Yuan dialed the microphone and finished what he hadn't said: "I told you that you are finished."

As soon as the voice fell, a woman wearing a white vest and a white skirt fell in front of Jin Yuan's eyes. Jin Yuan jumped up and punched it. Unexpectedly, the woman took off and spun around, avoiding it with a wonderful posture like a pretty boy in a ballroom. With this punch, he ran forward.

In front of you is a mountain bike, commonly known as Bengbeng, which can only accommodate two people.

Jin Yuan chased after her, but the woman got into the car first, and a dark-skinned fruit man rushed up out of nowhere, and was about to get into the woman's car. Jin Yuan pressed the F key without hesitation, and sat down firmly. Bounced on the back seat: "I'm going to fight this woman to the death, you guys take care of this wild man next to me."

Bengbeng turned around in place, obviously not wanting to abandon his teammates, but the woman was also besieged when she got out of the car, and after half a circle, she drove Jin Yuan away.

Jin Yuan turned on the public mic: "Brother, let's discuss, how about you get off in the front room?"

"Why didn't you get out of the car!" said a clear and lovely voice in the headset.

Jin Yuan was taken aback.

So familiar.

"I promise I won't come back to trouble you. I told my teammate that I won't kill your teammate, really." Jin Yuan said.

"Believe me, you're a bad old man," said the voice again, "I'm a ruthless Jedi today."

Jin Yuan turned around on the back seat of Bengbeng, looking at the woman driving below.

The sound is really similar.

"Where are you going?" Jin Yuan looked at the route and was about to reach the small power plant.

"Find my teammate," said the voice.

At this point in time, in the small power plant, the woman's teammate must have a gun. If she brought Jin Yuan there, Jin Yuan would definitely die.

Old Ba punched him down with his last punch: "His teammate was killed by me hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha back! Where is the boy?!"

"..." Jin Yuan seemed to feel the cold wind blowing from the Bengbeng car, and replied as if losing his soul, "I'm on Huangquan Road."

He cleared his throat and said to the woman driving, "Little brother, how about we play a game?"

"I don't want to play games with dead people, it's unlucky," said the voice.

"..." Jin Yuan persuaded him patiently, "Look at the tree ahead, let's all get out of the car and go under that tree, rock paper scissors, if I win, let me go."

There was silence in the earphones for a while, the voice seemed to be thinking: "Why do I feel that you are tricking me..."

Jin Yuan frowned, the way this person speaks is very similar to his family's silly and simple style.

He quickly replied: "A dying person speaks kindly."

"Then how do you play rock-paper-scissors?" The voice suddenly became softer, and he didn't know who he was answering, "You people, tsk tsk tsk, what about the basic trust between people?"

Jin Yuan hooked the corner of his mouth: "Standing represents rock, jumping up represents scissors, and lying down represents cloth."

The car stopped under the tree Jin Yuan mentioned, and both of them got out of the car.

Jin Yuan: "I count one, two, three..."

"Wait, you first decide whether to win or lose in one round, or two out of three rounds." The voice said.

Jin Yuan suppressed his smile: "Then the outcome will be decided in one round."

"Okay, you can count."

"one two Three!"

As soon as the words fell, Jin Yuan turned around and ran to the side of Bengbeng, and finally jumped into the car.

The man threw himself on the ground and remained motionless. After two seconds, he got up and pointed in Jin Yuan's direction: "You lied to me!"

"Little brother, the world is dangerous." Jin Yuan drove around in a circle, "For the sake of your voice and my son's similarity, I won't bump into you, go find your teammates, and see you in the finals."

"Does your son know that you are so coquettish?!"

Jin Yuan smiled: "He's used to it."

As the car drove away, the last sentence Jin Yuan heard was the man's muttering: "Family education affects a child's life..."

Lao Ba drove a jeep to the bridge to pick up Jin Yuan, and gave him a Scar-L: "Damn, you fucking survived!"

"On this map, the number of times I can't survive is very small." Jin Yuan sat in the passenger seat.

The final round was held in the air-raid shelter, and Jin Yuan's team was full of people at the edge of the circle. After killing the two lone wolves, there were still seven people in the circle.

Jin Yuan jumped from the top of the air-raid shelter, checked around with Scar-L, and said with some regret: "There was no gunfire or footsteps. It is estimated that the three people are in a team, under the feet."

The air-raid shelter is underground, the circle is not good, and the cut is at the exit of the air-raid shelter. The two teams are separated by a wall. In the end, the only way to shrink the circle is to compete who has more medicine.

The four divided the medicine packs and stood in the circle with full energy. Jin Yuan shot a round of bullets to the ground, and even fired a round of bullets below him in response.

Jin Yuan smiled, and made a rhythmic sound with bullets: bang—bang bang—bang bang bang—bang!

At the bottom, the same rhythm sound is played in the same way.

CDJ smiled and cut out to turn on the voice changer, and said with all microphones: "Little brother, can you let others eat chicken?"

"Damn! There is a young lady!" A slightly rougher voice came up.

CDJ squeezed his throat: "I played all night today, and I didn't even eat chicken..."

Jin Yuan turned on all the microphones: "Let's talk about it, how about giving this young lady to you and letting us eat chicken?"

"Damn?? It's you again?!" Said the familiar clear voice.

"Yo, I'm so open-mouthed, I really saw you in the finals." Jin Yuan smiled, "You are so good, you have made it to the finals."

"You fucking..." The man's voice dropped, "Okay, okay, I pay attention to quality."

CDJ added: "Little brother, the poison is coming, it will hurt..."

Jin Yuan couldn't hold back and hit the floor, at the same time, gunshots were heard from the ground.

"Brother, did you actually turn on the voice changer?" the man said.

Jin Yuan raised his eyebrows and glanced at Lao Ba: "Let's see what is called a whore expert."

CDJ turned off the voice changer: "Damn it, my brother has good ears!"

That voice: "Brother has accepted."

The poison circle gradually shrank, and finally everyone was wrapped in it, and Jin Yuan started to pack medical kits.

About half a minute later, the game ended, and the data panel popped up—good luck, chicken tonight.

"Thank you guys downstairs!" CDJ called out.

Jin Yuan looked at the page of eating chicken, and kept recalling the voice just now in his mind. He turned off the client: "What time is the training game?"

"11:30." Lao Ba said.

"Fried fish is boring," Jin Yuan searched for his phone on the table for a while, "You three, let's play first."

After turning on the screen, Jin Yuan saw two WeChat messages, which were two hours ago.

Son: [Boss!I'm broadcasting! (holding a small trumpet and speaking loudly)]

Son: [The broadcast is on! The broadcast is on! ! ! !I said it a second time! 】

Jin Yuan could even imagine the excitement and nervousness of this idiot on the other end of the phone. He logged into Deep Sea TV with his trumpet account, and sure enough, he saw the push——One is live.

Title: [Jedi European Emperor, Eat Chicken Online]

A very bold idea flashed through his mind, but he clicked in first.

"It's okay, I don't think it sounds like Jin Yuan's voice..."

Jin Yuan, who didn't name his name, narrowed his eyes: "Huh?"

The bullet screen keeps brushing——

[Just this voice, just this tone, just this non-repetitive pitfall, I'm not going to give you my head! 】

[That girl just now!It's a machine!How many years has he been driving a voice changer! 】

[The anchor is really Ou Huang!The second time I met my father! 】

[Where is my father, what about my old father? 】

[I burst into tears!Just came from the group, did Yuan's father leave? ! 】

【What kind of fate is this】

Jin Yuan's eyes fell on the last sentence, the corners of his eyes twitched, and his fingertips lightly touched the gift column.

[sadasafaqw gave anchor One and a golden aircraft carrier, come to the room to participate in the lucky draw! 】X11.