Don't click in [e-sports]

Everyone will never forget the inhuman torture that night they suffered in the studio of One, the new anchor of Deep Sea TV.

"Did you love me?" It was played in a loop as if it was a cassette, and the weak echo made every word full of resentment.

Qu Yi quickly cut off the live broadcast source: "Is it me or you?"

"Wait a minute," the boss fidgeted for 2 minutes, "It's my problem, there should be no reply now, right?"

"No more." Qu Yi reopened the live broadcast room.

The boss complained slightly in his tone: "Maybe I heard that you cheated on me, and my machine has lost its temper."

This sentence happened to be included in the live broadcast room.

【what happened? 】

[Don't ask, just ask and solve it in private]

[Ba Ba has a temper!You have to reflect on yourself quickly, don't be a bully, you must go to the female anchor!Desperate! 】

[I used to think that coming to this live broadcast room was to baptize my ears, until today...]

"Then you pat the chassis and tell it—love it, don't be angry." Qu glanced at the time, "Wait for me, I'll call Danding."

【? ? ? 】

[Dan Ding is coming?Damn Shura field? ! (Suddenly what happened to the red chicken]

【What are you doing!Mom doesn't allow you to have a love triangle! 】

【Distressed Baba】

[Housekeeper, I funded a little goldfish to sing a song for Ba Ba: Green Whirlwind.A burst of green whirlwind blows my heart, the grass-green eggs make me sad]

"You can make fun of me, but you can't say anything," the boss said slowly, "I will teach him a lesson when I get home."

Otaku Hong Jianguo: "When I heard this, I burst into tears. One by one, I would like to reconnect with Dan Ding when the boss is away. Let's have a good fight with the boss first."

The barrage exploded one after another:

[I suspect that 11 will be dated]

【How do you teach him, let me be healthy too! 】

[Hong Jiang, please be sober, have you ever had a relationship with Dan Ding? ? 】

【Guys, maybe we should prepare CP names and support groups for this pair of CPs】

[The previous statement is wrong. You should prepare hotel cars, grasslands and groves without people, my CP, please come here]

Qu Yixiao was lying on the table, her face was shaken by the phone, Dan Ding: [Can I enter YY now? 】

He replied "Mmmm" and then sat up straight: "Dan Ding is here."

After the words fell, Dan Ding entered YY's room and said "Hello" in a low voice.

"Hmm... hello?" It was also the first time for Qu Yi to play a game with the female anchor Lian Mai, and he was a little reserved in front of the screen. .

"Good evening on 11." Dan Ding kept her cute girl character.

Hong Jianguo clutched his heart: "I'm in love."

"You're in love..." Qu Yi closed his mouth, "Welcome Egg Ding."

Dan Ding smiled: "Don't be too nervous, I won't hold you back, my skills are not bad."

"That's great," Qu Yi chatted awkwardly, "Now there are really more and more powerful young ladies in the game."

The boss said softly: "Yes, there are really many, it's too powerful."

"...Yes." Qu Yi felt that something was wrong, but he still started the game first, and randomly went to the desert map, "Where do you want to jump?"

Boss: "Listen to Dan Ding."

Hong Jianguo nodded frantically: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Qu Yi narrowed his eyes, since when did the boss become so easy to talk.

Dan Ding is used to being invited by boys to punctuate: "Then let's go to Picado."

Picardo is on the route, and it has always been a point with more resources in the desert map, and there are many people with steel guns. Qu Yiben wants to take the boss to a place with fewer people, but if even the girls don't mind, he will just Can agree: "Miss sister..."

"Miss Sister Zhengang." The boss spoke first.

There is definitely a problem, Qu Yi is sure.

A group of four people landed in Picado, and Qu Yi reminded them: "There are two teams, be careful when searching." He specially emphasized, "Baba follows me."

The plot follows Hong Jianguo's preset, the boss follows Qu Yi, and Dan Ding follows Hong Jianguo, acting separately.

Soon, gunshots came from Hong Jianguo's side, and after a few indistinct "inside", the system popped up a kill prompt:

[DanDing uses UMP9 to kill Mnaghdj-pick]

"Amazing!" Qu Yi exclaimed.

"Awesome." The boss sighed.

Qu Yi took a deep breath, not believing in evil: "Eggs are invincible!"

The boss followed: "Goddess Picardo Egg."

Qu Yi: "Dan Ding is the prettiest boy on this street!"

Boss: "Dan Ding is the brightest star on the whole map."

Qu Yi: "Miss Danding, the light of the game!"

Rao Danding wanted to stretch the cute girl's character and couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't talk anymore! What did I do wrong?! What did I do wrong?! You guys stay together, I am pure and innocent The [-]th line, I really don’t want to be a mistress!!!”

There was a burst of joy on the barrage.

[11, you have to understand that bullying is just superficial generosity]

【I really doubt that you will be raped now】

[Ba Ba: It’s fine if you play games with Miss Sister, how dare you praise Miss Sister in front of me? 】

[Don’t fail to see such obvious jealousy, brother dei, don’t play Game Light, you won’t be able to get out of bed tomorrow like this]

[This trick to confuse the enemy is extremely subtle. It uses rainbow-like elegant language to make the opponent feel the gap between them and then withdraws voluntarily. ah! 】

Qu Yi felt that this jealous behavior was quite childish for the boss, but he still insisted that he could not stop taking care of the boss just because he wanted to bring eggs. It happened that there was a third-level head on the top of the building, and he picked it up and chased after the boss. : "Third level head."

"I think the green one on my head suits me well. You can keep the third-level hair." The boss turned and left.

"???" Qu Yi looked at the back of the boss going away, and stretched out his non-existent Erkang hand, "Aren't you a little too deep into the drama?!"

The boss was walking alone on the road, and Qu Yihao chased after him: "Ba Ba, look back at me!"

As soon as the boss turned his head, he was shot to the ground.

The scene was as tragic as Ziwei died in front of Erkang's eyes.

"Climb into the house, don't come out." Qu Yi threw a thunderbolt at the approximate location of the man, ran back to the room with the AK in his hand, and squatted in front of the boss, but instead of pulling him, he shook his head from side to side, "Baba, want to don't want to live."

The boss snorted helplessly.

"Look at me." Qu took off his third-level head on the ground, then shook his head left and right, "Do you think I'm handsome?"

"...You are so handsome."

Qu Yi smiled, and asked him childishly, "Am I still cute?"

【Sisters, I'm fine】

【Sisters can also be sisters】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

[Let’s take notes, buddies, have you learned how to coax your wife? 】

[Did the one who coaxed his wife go against CP? 】

[I have to find a way to marry this man (Da Wu)

"You're a cute little hammer."

After being scolded by the boss, Qu Yi stood up and bounced on the spot: "I feel like that person is coming over just now. I don't know how to shoot, so I slipped away."

The boss was forced to speak: "You are the super invincible cutie in the universe, okay?"

Qu Yi squatted next to him, cheerfully offered his hands to save people, and then threw down two bags: "Baba, protect your little head, let's take revenge."

The green head switched to Qu Yi's head, and he ran and jumped in front of him, making the person on the other end of the earphones chuckle.

"Should we drive away or wipe out the people in the city?" Dan Ding asked.

Qu Yi chose a four-story high-rise building: "There are gunshots over the boxing gym, kill them all before leaving." He saw the boss standing at the window again from the corner of his eyes, his back was very "thoughtful", and he couldn't help persuading him. Said: "Baba, you can't stand at the window all the time, just turn your body sideways and look out from the side, or watch for a while and hide for a while, otherwise it's easy..."

The boss used blood lessons to verify the truth that Qu Yi hadn't finished speaking. PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds·Window·Overwatch·Baba was shot by 98K in the distance.

Qu Yi stiffly added the second half of the sentence: "Easy to be beaten to death."

Fortunately, it is a third-level head, and a shot of 98K is not enough to hit it directly.

Qu Yi quickly opened the camera: "The person is at 285, on the second floor," he glanced at another person crouching by the wall downstairs from the corner of his eye, and instructed worriedly, "Ba Ba, wait for me here, and call immediately if someone calls you." I."

He jumped down from upstairs: "Hong Jiang, there seem to be only two teams in 285."

"Are you attacking the building?" Dan Ding came over first, "The two of us together?"

"One for the wall, Hong Jiang sniped him." Qu Yi was waiting for someone on the other side. When Hong Jianguo SKS gunshots sounded, Qu Yi and Dan Ding rushed upstairs from downstairs.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, the people upstairs jumped through the window to escape. At the same time, Hong Jiang who was across the street shouted: "I missed!"

Qu Yi was serious about identifying the enemy's position through the earphones, but first he heard the boss say faintly: "There are three of them, and they went to the other side of the wall. You jump out of the window and kill them."

"..." Qu Yi went down the stairs, "At this time, I can't climb over the wall. Three people are waiting for me with guns on the bottom, and I still fall from the sky... It's really a human body airdrop."

Dan Ding smiled: "How long has the boss been playing?"

"About fifteen...forget it, let's round it up to twenty hours." Qu Yifei spent some time calculating how many black games the boss had with him, and followed Dan Ding with his eyes closed, forgetting that the boss had reminded someone on the wall. Outside, he was accidentally shot twice and lost most of his blood.

He hid in the room and sprayed the medicine, Hong Jianguo also walked around from behind, and when Qu Yi was almost finished spraying the medicine, the three of them attacked together.

Footsteps and gunshots intermingled, and Qu Yi's broken first-level head armor couldn't hold a few shots. After falling to the ground, he hurriedly crawled back: "Fall one, and the remaining two are very crippled."

He hid in a safe corner, there were footsteps behind him, and when he turned around, he saw the boss jumping to his side, squatting down, tilting his head left and right, and said maliciously:

"I got you."