His personality is not good

Ever since Gu Lizhou had a little boyfriend, he has also become a person who is afraid of death. After finishing the novel, the first thing he did was to go to the hospital for a physical examination, and he also bought a luxury package.

It took several hours to check a set of procedures, and after leaving the hospital, I hurried home to pick up my dad.

He has been thinking about making the relationship public since the first day of dating, but he is also afraid that the family affairs will bring pressure to Zhong Weishi, so he finds his father and mother in private to do ideological work alone.

My mother lived a very Buddhist life, and the mantra she usually talked about was "just as long as you feel happy." Dad said that he wanted to see the kid with his own eyes, and he would break his legs by the way.

Gu Lizhou was very stubborn: "If you dare to break his legs, I will serve him for the rest of my life."

"........."

Anyway, after spending half a month, the stubborn scrap iron successfully persuaded his father to return to Yucheng together, and the family celebrated the New Year together.

Oh, and those sand sculptures from the debt collection team.

Lanshan apartment 301 balcony.

Qiangzi: "Yes Q!"

Li Yuqin: "Yes K!"

Da Fei: "Yes 2!"

Duan Yi held up a bomb and laughed. As a landlord, he was really lucky today, with straights and bombs every time.

Dafei turned to look at him.

Duan Yi swallowed with a gulp of saliva, "No, yes."

Da Fei: "An ace! Oye, we won!"

Li Yuqin unscrewed his lipstick again, "Draw him a pig nose."

Da Fei was very active and skillful in bullying Duan Yi, rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'll do it."

Duan Yi stared at Da Fei who was close at hand, his heart was bubbling with beauty.

"Why haven't you come back at Weishi?" Awei glanced at the phone, "Didn't you say that work will be over at two o'clock, and it's almost four o'clock."

Zhong Weishi took on a campus youth idol drama this time around. Two high school students fell in love while studying. The filming location was in Yucheng No. [-] Middle School, and it took less than an hour to drive back to the apartment.

Dafei put down his lipstick, "Maybe the production team is temporarily busy."

Duan Yi took a selfie with his phone.

Qiangzi couldn't stand it anymore, with a look of contempt on his face, he pulled Da Fei aside, and said in a low voice, "You can't be as depraved as Brother Shi, it's too exciting, look at his stupid look, it's just a sight to behold." Out of mind."

Duan Yi listened to it, and roared angrily: "How old are you, fat man, and you still play such tricks! I'm not normal!"

Qiangzi held his head high and held his chest high: "I'm a hundred years old and I still want to sow discord!"

Duan Yi: "..."

Ah Wei heard them arguing every day, and his ears were callused. Today, there is still an aunt present, so he quickly changed the subject: "Then our plan..."

Before he finished speaking, someone stomped on the back of his foot, swallowed the second half of the sentence and changed his words: "Shouldn't our chicken wings be burned?"

Li Yuqin clapped his hands, "Ah, I almost forgot! Weishi's favorite cola chicken wings!"

Li Yuqin and Zhong Weishi had met for dinner before the crew started work. They liked this lively and humorous little son very much, so they rushed to the apartment to cook dinner for the two sons when they had nothing to do.

A few heads on the balcony gathered together, rustling and chatting about the "Composite Grand Operation" plan.

This plan was proposed by Zhong Weishi.

It was about a week ago, when Gu Lizhou hadn't returned to City B.

As the New Year approaches, every household is decorated with lanterns and festoons, and the light poles on both sides of the street are covered with red lanterns and colorful lights, adding to the festive atmosphere.

They are fully armed and ready to go to the supermarket to buy soy sauce.

New Year's Eve is also a high-occurrence time for crimes. Just as the two of them were holding hands and pressing down the road affectionately, they suddenly heard a woman's roar from behind: "Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"

A man rushed out from the alley wearing a helmet, walking like flying, and the man following him was chasing fiercely, panting: "Catch the thief!——"

Gu Lizhou reacted quickly, stretched out his foot and touched the man in the helmet, the chain bag in the man's hand was thrown far away, and a lot of cosmetics such as lipstick and powder were scattered all over the floor.

In the blink of an eye, the thief took out a fruit knife in his arms and stabbed the man who was chasing him. The people who were still watching backed away amidst the screams, and the woman was even more frightened. Weak and stunned in place.

Gu Lizhou also shielded his boyfriend behind him like a chick, and Zhong Weishi also shielded him very stubbornly behind him, his eyes were full of domineering "Your boyfriend, I'm a Lianjiazi".

Gu Lizhou didn't argue with him, he just pulled him away.

The man kicked away the fruit knife in the thief's hand, and subdued him to the ground in two or three strokes.

Seeing this, Gu Lizhou couldn't help but think that at this level, he could still steal bags like others.

He was about to call the police when a surprising reversal came.

The woman picked up the bag angrily, but unexpectedly found a small dark blue flannel box inside the bag.

When it was opened, it was a platinum and diamond ring that blinded people's eyes.

The woman was stunned, "This..."

At this moment, the "accomplices" hiding in the audience fired salutes, and some people came out of the alley on a tricycle with the same stereo as the square dancing aunt.

A cool DJ dance song soared into the sky: "Whoever writes the butterfly into a monument, who waits for a millennium, the world of mortals always has dreams, why bother to ask right and wrong~"

"After going through vicissitudes, I know better about no regrets. Whoever turns his love into tears will always be with him in his dreams. This glass of wine in life, no matter how you drink it, you will be drunk~"

The speaker was beside him, and Gu Lizhou was so frightened that he almost punched the man in the face.

"Sorry, sorry, I misplaced it." The man hurriedly cut the song.

Seeing this, Gu Lizhou finally understood what was going on, helped up the "thief" on the ground, and apologized.

The "thief" smiled and waved his hands, but didn't take it seriously, and directly grabbed a handful of rose petals from his pocket and sprinkled them high into the sky.

Immediately afterwards, a well-known, earthy and sweet little love song hovered melodiously over the city.

"The flowers bloom in the warmth of spring, taking away the sadness of winter~ The breeze blows the romantic breath~ Every love song is suddenly full of meaning~ I suddenly see you at this moment~"

……

"Walk with me hand in hand, live a stable life~ It will be a pity if yesterday is too late~ Today you will marry me~"

The audience applauded together, and the atmosphere was incomparably wonderful.

The man who caught the thief was really nervous at the time. With a plop, he knelt down on his knees and roared in a majestic way: "Taozi, please marry me!"

The whole place burst into laughter.

Gu Lizhou buried his head on Zhong Weishi's shoulder, laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight, and Zhong Weishi also laughed until his muscles became stiff.

"Fuck, brother, are you going to the grave!" The "thief" couldn't stand it anymore, and lifted him up with a smile, "One leg!"

Only then did the man foolishly change to kneeling on one knee, uttering incoherently nervously, "Taozi! You marry my mother!"

"puff--"

This plot arrangement is quite mentally handicapped, and it seems that it was designed by me on my knees.

But the girl was still moved on the spot and burst into tears.

She nodded shyly, "Yeah~"

Gu Lizhou laughed all the way to the supermarket, but because of this episode, Zhong Weishi had a wonderful idea.

"You said that if there is a hero saving the beauty incident, will your mother and your father still have a chance to get back together?"

Gu Lizhou knew Zhong Weishi too well, but if he said it, he must have the idea of ​​action. He hesitated for a moment, and his facial features began to distort slightly: "Are you sure you want to arrange it?"

"Ok!"

Zhong Weishi's method is very simple, basically copying other people's ideas, first let people pretend to be a thief and rob the aunt's bag, and then the uncle will definitely stand up and be a hero to save the beauty.

"Wonderful!"

Gu Lizhou has a double standard at certain moments: "Wonderful, I think it's really wonderful, as expected of you! Little clever ghost."

As for the thief, it had to be played by someone my aunt had never met, so Duan Yi was invited, and Duan Yi said that he was too handsome to play the villain, so he shamelessly contacted his subordinate, Ma Lian.

When Gu Lizhou got off the plane, he found 99+ messages in the debt collection group.

[Huangfu]: If today's matter is successful, the eldest brother must give us some rewards.

[Wei Shi]: Do you want to be ashamed and shame yourself?

[Huangfu]: Nonsense!Can I get hacked by outsiders!

[Awei]: This can be regarded as an end to elder brother's worries.

[Weishi]: ... Let's make it happen. If it's done, I'll treat everyone to a buffet and give everyone red envelopes.

[Da Fei]: Wow! ! ! ! !

[Duan Yi]: Wow! ! ! ! !

[Awei]: How much is the red envelope?Wouldn't it be the same as last time, four people robbing for 1 yuan?

Gu Lizhou couldn't help laughing.

[glz]: Don't worry, I'll pay for the matter.

[Huangfu]: It's on us.

"Why are you smirking?" Gu Zisheng stared at his son all the way, almost suspecting that his laughing point was tapped.

Gu Lizhou locked the screen and stuffed it in his pocket, "It's nothing, Wei Shi urged me to go home for dinner."

By the time we returned to Lanshan's apartment, the sun had already set.

Gu Zisheng took a photo of his hairstyle in front of the glass door downstairs. He never thought that he would meet his ex-wife again in such a way after more than ten years.

Back then, he and Li Yuqin met at a friend's party. They fell in love at first sight, and they fell in love with each other. They looked at each other with a halo.

Cohabitation before marriage was not popular at that time, holding a small hand and kissing a small mouth and shouting to get married. After marriage, the aura disappeared, only to find that the other party was just an ordinary person with many flaws.

The main reason for the divorce is that there are not many common topics. One is a tour guide and dance troupe leader, and the other is a hard-working people's teacher. Li Yuqin likes to travel everywhere, and Gu Zisheng likes to stay quietly in the study.

We don’t always talk together in normal chats, and we hate each other. You think I talk too much, and I think you don’t do housework. Because of my son’s education, there have been many conflicts, and the relationship has become cold over time.

After the divorce, the two separated in two places and never contacted again.

When Gu Lizhou walked out of the corridor, he happened to see his little boyfriend sitting in the corridor playing cards with Qiangzi and the others, with a cigarette in one hand and a card in the other, his calf shaking like he was stepping on a sewing machine.

In the end, he took a sharp breath and flung out the cards with pride.

"Shunzi, I won! Hahahaha, hurry up, give out red envelopes, give out red envelopes..."

As long as Zhong Weishi is not in front of the camera, he basically has no image at all. Fortunately, this apartment building is old, and 90.00% of the residents are elderly uncles and aunts, and no one knows him at all.

Otherwise, with this image, Gu Lizhou would definitely push him in the sink and clean him up.

Zhong Weishi put away the red envelope, raised his eyes and saw Qiangzi and the others staring at the person behind him with the expression of seeing the devil.

There was a sudden chill on the back.

Usually at home, Gu Lizhou would whip him because of image problems.

I stopped smoking, and my legs didn't shake anymore.

Turning his head, he saw a vigorous uncle. He quickly patted the cigarette ash on his trouser legs, got up and greeted him, and bowed at ninety degrees: "Hello, uncle! You have worked hard all the way! Oh, you are younger than the one in the photo There are too many, I didn't recognize it at first glance, it looks like Gu Lizhou's brother."

The voice is loud and clear, and the dog legs are heinous.

Hearing the movement, Li Yuqin didn't even bother to cook the hot pot, and stretched his neck like a giraffe to look out.

In order to meet her ex-husband, she started styling her face two weeks in advance, and spent money to perm her hair to make her look thicker.

As soon as the old couple met, Gu Zisheng completely ignored the matter of interrupting Zhong Weishi's dog legs.

"Long time no see, Yuqin." Gu Zisheng looked his ex-wife up and down, "You seem to have gained a lot of weight, and your face is round."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Zhong Weishi could almost guess why the two divorced back then.

Is this still a human language!

Gu Lizhou's mouth damage is completely inherited from his father!

Li Yuqin brushed his hair back and snorted coldly, "You've aged a lot too."

Well, I also inherited my mother.

It is simply that blue comes out of blue and is better than blue.

Everyone in the debt collection team who was trying to carry out a compound operation felt unprecedented pressure.

The area under the jurisdiction of Lanshan Apartment has few people, and there is no rule against setting off fireworks during festivals.

Zhong Weishi found an excuse to coax the old couple out to buy firecrackers, followed by the debt collection team.

The horse face has arrived at the designated place and is in place, everything is under control.

Before Gu Zisheng came back, he also dressed up specially. At this moment, he was wearing a well-pressed black coat, with his hands in his pockets, and his leather shoes were polished.

"are you cold?"

"A little bit." Li Yuqin rubbed the tip of his nose.

Gu Zisheng chuckled, "Let you only care about demeanor and not temperature, now you know it's cold."

Everyone in the debt collection team hiding in the corner: "..."

"Brother," Qiangzi turned his head to look at Gu Lizhou, "Just like your father, how did you get your mother in the past?"

Duan Yi clicked his tongue, "You don't understand. Girls like naughty boys, and it depends on the appearance of the eldest brother. Uncle must have been a school grass-level figure when he was young. Who can resist the setting of a handsome guy?"

Qiangzi nodded, "It seems to make sense."

Dafei frowned, "Aren't you gay? How do you know girls so well?"

"Do you need to understand this? You just go around the library casually. In the romance category, the ones with fancy covers are basically the only settings that are missing." Duan Yi said.

Qiangzi accidentally caught his fox's tail, and said with disgust: "Your big man still reads romance novels..."

Duan Yi shrugged indifferently, "What's wrong with reading novels, this is also a way to learn how to love."

Zhong Weishi rested his head on Gu Lizhou's shoulder, and when he heard this, he turned to look at him, "Then what do you think you are?"

"Me?" Duan Yi rubbed his chin, "A handsome, rich and black-bellied domineering scumbag."

"puff."

After Duan Yi finished speaking, he gave everyone an analysis, "Da Fei is a simple, kind, beautiful sweetheart who is loved by everyone, and he is the best match for me."

Qiangzi: "Bah."

"Viagra is a silly and honest person."

Ah Wei: "Why should I be stupid with so many big wrongs? It's not fair."

Duan Yi: "Oh, that's a bit ugly, silly and honest."

A group of people hid behind the trash can, covering their mouths and laughing.

Qiangzi suddenly became interested, "What about me?"

"You are the cannon fodder man number N who can't survive two chapters. Because of jealousy, you specifically target handsome people like us..."

Before he finished speaking, he was kicked into the flower garden by the strong Qiangzi.

Duan Yi crawled out disheveledly, patted the dust off his body with one hand, and continued to analyze the character settings, "Weishi is the kind of handsome and sunny elementary school boy that everyone in school likes. His positive energy in walking is popular everywhere he goes. Even the aunt in the canteen will give him a few extra pieces of meat when she sees it."

"It's very practical." Zhong Weishi patted him on the shoulder, expressing his satisfaction with such an evaluation.

"However, a setting like yours is usually the second male lead who can't get the heroine." Duan Yi said.

Zhong Weishi shrugged, "It doesn't matter, I don't like the female number one anyway."

Gu Lizhou also became interested, "What about me?"

Duan Yi clapped his hands, "Our Mr. Gu, the gentle and domineering Mr. Gu who is cold, refined, abstinent and rich in money, finally joined hands with the male number two successfully!"

Zhong Weishi whispered in Gu Lizhou's ear, "Only you are still abstinent, and you're more or less an indulgent president."

Gu Lizhou rubbed his face with both hands and laughed.

Li Yuqin vaguely heard his son's laughter, but when he turned around, he couldn't see anything.

"What are you looking at?"

"Didn't you hear your son's voice?"

Gu Zisheng shook his head, hesitated for a long time, and asked, "I have a scarf, do you want it?"

Before Li Yuqin could speak, a long-faced man suddenly rushed out from the alley, grabbed her bag, and ran away.

Gu Zisheng didn't realize it for a moment, his arm froze in the air after taking off the scarf, and he shouted after two seconds: "Thief! Hey!"

When Shi Shiyi contacted Ma Lian, he said that as long as he grabbed the bag, he would run, but don't run too fast, just control the speed range that can be overtaken by men. Considering that there are too many pedestrians on the road, he also deliberately found A sparsely populated cul-de-sac.

Duan Yi said that when everything is over, he will naturally return his innocence and generous rewards.

But the reality is completely different from what was expected.

Instead of chasing the man, his first reaction was to call the police with his mobile phone.

What the fuck?

Before he could get the next step, he was stunned by the woman's high heels.

In the past few years, Li Yuqin has practiced boxing in order to exercise her body, and she still has one-on-one professional private training courses. In winter, she is wrapped up so thickly that she can't see her figure clearly, but the ones hidden in her sleeves are all genuine goods at a fair price. muscles.

Gu Zisheng clutched the phone in one hand and froze on the spot. Before he could say to be careful, he saw his ex-wife, who was so weak and could not even take off the bottle cap, punched the thief in the face, followed by another straight blow. The fist hit the man's lower abdomen.

Miserable.

The horse's face bent down and howled in pain. He seemed to hear the sound of bones breaking, and when his nasal cavity became hot, nosebleeds gushed out instantly.

What was worse was that he was dizzy with blood. Seeing the red color on his fingertips, his heart beat faster and he felt dizzy and nauseated.

Two punches KO.

Li Yuqin wanted to fix her feet, but Gu Zisheng was afraid of killing her, so he quickly pulled her away, "I'll call the police, I'll call the police."

Ma's face became anxious, and he raised his head and waved his hands, "Don't, don't, uncle, I didn't mean it, don't call the police."

If it wasn't for Zhong Weishi's fast rush and it's Chinese New Year, the call would have been made.

"Uncle and aunt, leave this person to us, you go and buy firecrackers first..." His acting skills were on the line, he held the collar of the horse's face, and threatened viciously, "Do you know whose bag I robbed?" ?Um?"

Gu Zisheng turned his head and saw a large group of people gathered together, "You guys, what's the matter with you?"

"us……"

The incident was urgent, and everyone didn't have time to collude. You looked at me and I looked at you. Several mouths were stunned, but a word could not come out.

"Just passing by." Gu Lizhou found the most unreliable reason.

Ghosts believe.

"You said all of you, ah, are you too busy at home during the holidays? You have a lot of creativity. Why don't you volunteer in the community when you have this free time?"

Gu Zisheng picked up his airs and began to mutter, "What if your mother just grabbed her tightly and fell to the ground with her bag? She turned around and knocked her old bones..."

Li Yuqin was very unconvinced, "Who are you talking about old bones?"

Gu Zisheng immediately changed the subject, "It's thanks to you that you can figure out such a dangerous thing, who came up with the idea? Huh?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"Is Gu Lizhou you?"

Gu Lizhou's eyes were wide open, he wanted to say, why am I, am I still your son?

But he couldn't betray his daughter-in-law, so he had no choice but to confess.

Gu Zisheng pointed at him angrily, "I knew it was you!"

Everyone lowered their heads and hid behind Gu Lizhou, snickering.

"I'm 34 after Chinese New Year, and I'm still like a 3-year-old kid, doing things without thinking about the consequences."

Gu Zisheng's skill is Sui Sui Nian, and the set in school is completely carried back home, from the street to the end of the alley.

After such a fuss, Ma Lian also joined the dinner party.

The Eight Immortals table is not enough to sit.

Duan Yi Dafei and Ah Wei barely squeezed together on a bench.

The dinner was quite lively, Shen Teng's sketches were on the TV, the table was filled with delicious food, and there was a mandarin duck pot in the middle.

Because there were adults present, everyone was a little restrained at first, and they all sat and grabbed food. When the fat cow was put into the pot, Qiangzi scooped it up with a spoon the size of his fist. Big chopsticks beef.

He was afraid of being robbed, so he deliberately stored it in Gu Lizhou's bowl, and planned to save it to enjoy slowly.

Sure enough, Qiangzi didn't dare to fight Gu Lizhou.

Seeing this, Li Yuqin laughed so hard, these kids are really interesting.

Gu Zisheng was in charge of serving the dishes, and the second batch of beef was put into the pot.

Zhong Weishi and Qiangzi looked at each other, and the "war" was about to break out.

Qiangzi immediately got up with the big bowl to fish, Zhong Weishi subdued him with chopsticks, and then yelled like a hero: "Everyone grab it!"

Swish, swish, four or five pairs of chopsticks were like sharp swords off the string, piercing straight into the pot, entangled with each other, and instantly scooped up the bottom of the pot.

Gu Lizhou has been a decent gentleman since he was a child. What his elders taught him is modesty, politeness, peace is the most important thing, and he will pay attention to his image even if he is about to starve to death.

After living for more than 30 years, this is the first time I have done such a thing as grabbing food.

Interesting.

The fat cattle that were finally obtained were several times more delicious than the usual ones.

The table is full of energetic young people, eating without image. Zhong Weishi is holding the chicken wings in his left hand and is eating. Light.

Too bad it's still half a shot late.

"Qiangzi!" Zhong Weishi, who only got one hairy belly, was about to go mad, "You've already eaten two plates of hairy belly! You're not afraid of becoming hairy belly!"

Qiangzi swallowed a big mouthful of hairy belly: "I'm only [-]% full."

"Next year, don't come here for dinner." Zhong Weishi said.

"Brother," the 160-pound Qiangzi tried to be coquettish, "Look at him."

Gu Lizhou choked to death with a sip of red wine.

The dinner started lively and ended lively. Zhong Weishi led the debt collection team and his aunt downstairs to set off fireworks.

The father and son of the Gu family stayed in the kitchen to clean up the dishes and chatted for a while.

Gu Zisheng's way of disciplining his son was not harsh, but he was strict among his peers.

Gu Lizhou was playful when he was a child, he didn't beat or scold him, but locked him in a small room until Gu Lizhou finished crying and then released him to eat and do homework.

Over time, the children dare not hang out on the main road, dare not eat at classmates' homes, dare not go home after six o'clock, dare not watch TV secretly...

Since Gu Lizhou was in the third grade, his personality is very special among children of the same age. He is obedient and sensible, but he doesn't like to talk and communicate. He likes to play Rubik's cube and read story books by himself in the corner.

Very quiet.

To be honest, teachers like such children very much, because they don't have to worry about it at all.

Childhood occupies a vital position in a person's life, and can even affect a person's entire life.

Gu Zisheng didn't think there was anything wrong with studying quietly before. It was enough for the child not to cause trouble at school.

He didn't realize the seriousness of the problem until his son was diagnosed with moderate depression.

Gu Lizhou's problem is that he doesn't know how to confide or complain. All his worries are buried in his heart, and all his disappointments and unhappiness have piled up. However, his answer to others is always "I'm fine".

Zhong Weishi's appearance made him see another side of his son.

Loves to make trouble, loves to laugh, loves to talk, and will stubbornly say "no" to him.

There is no word in this world that can really describe the appearance of love, because everyone encounters it differently.

Gu Zisheng didn't understand how they fell in love with each other, but his eyes could never deceive anyone. No matter when and where, his son's eyes would always fall on Zhong Weishi as soon as he was free.

The same goes for Zhong Weishi.

No matter how much you like it, you can't hide it.

Thousands of words came to my mind, and finally only the prayers he and his wife prayed in the ward when their son was born-as long as he is happy and safe.

"Go down and set off fireworks with them. I'll wash the dishes." Gu Zisheng said.

"Ah?" Gu Lizhou was taken aback.

Gu Zisheng took off the scarf around his neck, "This is for your mother."

Gu Lizhou frowned, "Obey!"

After packing up, Gu Zisheng went downstairs to say goodbye to everyone, "I'm going back to the hotel first."

Li Yuqin turned his head in the dark, "Leaving so soon?"

"Otherwise why keep it? Get in the way?" Gu Zisheng put his hands in his pockets, cleared his throat and asked, "Do you want to give it to you?"

"Oh." Li Yuqin hugged the two sons, "Then I'll go back first, and I'll cook for you guys sometime later."

"Thank you, auntie," Zhong Weishi still held two fairy wands in his hand, "come here often when you are free."

Qiangzi kicked him, "It's for Auntie."

Zhong Weishi was a little embarrassed, and glanced at his boyfriend, and after Gu Lizhou's gesture, he changed his words in a low voice: "Thank you, Mom."

"Hey." Li Yuqin rubbed his short hair with a smile.

Gu Lizhou pouted at Gu Zisheng, "There is still that person."

Gu Zisheng protested, "What do you call that person? Dad will die if you call me?"

Zhong Weishi chuckled, "Papa, be careful on the road."

Gu Zisheng's chest was inexplicably hot, but a steady adult couldn't cry.

He patted the child on the shoulder, "You too, hurry up and go upstairs to sleep after the game, it's very cold today, and it might snow soon."

"En." Zhong Weishi nodded obediently.

"Next time, I'll make Coca-Cola chicken wings for you to eat. It's much better than your mother's." Gu Zisheng said.

Li Yuqin: "You can pull it off, we didn't see you cook before when we didn't get divorced."

"Don't expose me in front of a child? Are you not allowed to go back and practice two tricks?"

Everyone laughed out loud, but Zhong Weishi sniffed.

The dark night hid his falling tears, only Gu Lizhou noticed the flickering light.

Father and mother are his first New Year's gift to Zhong Weishi.

After spending the New Year with grandma in the countryside, Zhong Weishi and Gu Lizhou packed up their belongings and traveled abroad together. This was his first time going abroad, and he was so excited that he couldn't sleep.

The itinerary and accommodation were arranged by Gu Lizhou. He was very interested in jungle adventures, underwater diving, night tours around the island, and temple visits.

Get off the plane at twelve noon.

There is a huge temperature difference between foreign countries and domestic ones. As soon as I stepped out of the cabin, I felt a heat wave rushing towards my face.

The weather was sunny and hot, and it was hot to breathe.

The mobile phone shows the temperature is 36 degrees.

After leaving the customs, they changed into a temporary phone card. While saving his number, Gu Lizhou instructed, "This place is no different than in China. I don't know where to find you after running around. Don't leave my sight, do you hear me?"

"Yessir!"

I live a bit far from the airport.

Gu Lizhou hooked his shoulders, "The drivers here basically can't speak Chinese, so you have to use English to take a taxi."

"Me?" Zhong Weishi pointed at his nose, "You want me to hit you? My English is terrible."

Gu Lizhou looked at him and didn't speak, Zhong Weishi curled his lips, "Okay then, I'll do it myself."

After leaving the airport, the first person to greet them was a middle-aged man with tanned skin, who greeted them in broken English, "Hi, Doyouneedaride?"

Zhong Weishi turned his head with a constipated face, "He, what is he talking about?"

"He asked if we wanted a ride."

"yesyes. I want to go to this way..." Zhong Weishi took out the navigation on his phone, "this hotel...how do you say this hotel?"

Zhong Weishi started to speak incoherently when he was nervous, and finally slapped his forehead, "thishotel you know?"

Gu Lizhou supported his forehead to hold back his laughter, this Chinglish is also perfect.

The driver saw too many domestic tourists, even if the donkey's lips were wrong, he quickly reacted, "Followme."

Zhong Weishi heaved a sigh of relief, barely passed the test of taking a taxi.

When they arrived at the hotel, they met a Chinese-speaking receptionist. The two successfully broke through the geographical barriers. Zhong Weishi wanted to kneel down and kowtow to him three times.

Gu Lizhou booked a hotel-style homestay, with one bedroom, one living room, one bathroom and a kitchen. The beach and the sea can be seen outside the floor-to-ceiling windows. The room is decorated in a romantic French rural style, with wallpaper, carpets, wall clocks, green plants, and rattan chairs. All the decorations show the owner's intentions.

Zhong Weishi was having fun on the golden beach like a wild dog, leaving deep and shallow footprints, while Gu Lizhou was sitting on a wicker chair outside the house drinking tea.

The watchtower not far away looked familiar, Zhong Weishi pointed his finger back and shouted, "Is this where you lived when you came back here?"

Gu Lizhou was surprised, "You still remember?"

"That is, I still remember that you told me the story of the little prince."

He can always recall every heart-pounding moment quickly.

"You don't tell me stories now." Zhong Weishi complained.

Gu Lizhou lit a cigarette, "Dad will tell you the story of the big bad wolf eating the little white rabbit tonight."

Zhong Weishi raised a middle finger at him from afar.

A couple drew hearts on the beach, and Zhong Weishi also wrote the names of himself and Gu Lizhou together, wrapping them with a chubby heart.

"Zhong Weishi & Gu Lizhou forever"

Pretty corny.

Gu Lizhou's more literary, or a series of chic round English.

"Love can touch us one time. And last for a life time." (Love can touch us one time. And last for a life time.)

Good-looking is good-looking but I don't understand it very well. I can recognize these words separately, but together they are like a heavenly book.

Zhong Weishi squatted on the ground and tilted his head trying to translate: "A time when love can touch us... What is this written about?"

what--

Gu Lizhou's heart was roaring.

Zhong Weishi didn't care what he wrote, just took pictures and sent them to debt collectors to show off.

[Wei Shi]: We are at the beach!There are still people setting up tents and barbecues here! [Rotate Jump.gif]

[Duan Yi]: @Dafei, Xiaofeifei, do you want to go?

[Da Fei]: It mainly depends on who you are with, and I don’t think much about you.

Duan Yi replied disappointedly: Then who do you want to go with?

[Dafei]: With my family.

[Duan Yi]: Then can I apply to be your family member? [Grievance and tears.gif]

[Awei]: For Chinese New Year, do you guys like to talk privately about this kind of topic?Can you think about the mood of single dogs like us.

[Qiangzi]: We are both fallen dogs in the end of the world, why should we kill each other when we meet.I'd like to see what kind of flowers his iron tree can produce.

After spending an afternoon at the beach, Gu Lizhou had a casual dinner. Gu Lizhou went to a nearby restaurant to pack ribs with sauce and seafood risotto.

The weather is too hot, and Zhong Weishi's appetite has shrunk by half. He replied to the message while eating: Mr. Duan, I advise you to give up as soon as possible.

[Duan Yi]: The word abandonment is not in my dictionary.

[Qiangzi]: Heh, let me tell you, your dictionary is a pirated version.

[Duan Yi]: Fatty, I will curse you every day, before I am not with Xiao Feifei, you will not be able to find a partner.

[Qiangzi]: Hey, your psychology is really dark.

Gu Lizhou opened the black beer and drank a couple of sips, then leaned over on Zhong Weishi's body. Seeing the chat records, he couldn't help laughing, "Duan Yi is quite persistent, and he hasn't given up after chasing him for more than a year."

"There's a song about how to sing, those who can't get it are always in a commotion, and those who are favored are confident, it's about the two of them." Zhong Weishi said.

"One day if Duan Yi disappears, Da Fei will feel very uncomfortable." Gu Lizhou handed the black beer to Zhong Weishi's mouth.

"How can he disappear?" Zhong Weishi took a sip from the bottle, "I wish I could stick to Dafei all day long—oh, this is so bitter and unpalatable."

"That's why I gave you a drink." Gu Lizhou said.

Zhong Weishi raised his middle finger again.

"Ah, that's right," Gu Lizhou snapped his fingers, "Close your eyes, and I'll give you a New Year's gift."

Zhong Weishi inexplicably thought of the couple who proposed on the street a while ago.

Could it be some kind of couple pairing rings?

He pursed his lips into a smile, closed his eyes, and asked pretendingly, "What gift? For food or for use?"

"It's all right."

The answer was unexpected, Zhong Weishi's facial features were distorted, "Is there something that can be used and eaten? Is it expensive?"

Gu Lizhou: "It's quite precious."

Then came the sound of a zipper being pulled.

Zhong Weishi immediately thought of something, slapped the bed with both hands, blushed like pepper, "Hey!—You are so perverted, Gu Lizhou! I fucking recognize you! Who would give this kind of New Year's gift!"

Gu Lizhou half-kneeled on the ground and laughed wildly, "Don't open your eyes, I'm not ready yet."

"Get ready for a fart! Can I refuse this gift?" Zhong Weishi kicked the air with his legs and fell on the bed, "I don't want