His personality is not good

At 10:30 in the evening, it was so dark outside the apartment building that the light bulbs in the living room were still flickering, and the atmosphere had been automatically adjusted to the weirdest gear.

No matter how you say it, Gu Lizhou is also a king who dominates the list with tens of thousands of updates per day. The horror ghost stories at midnight are almost at his fingertips. Coupled with the scene special effects that come with the old apartment building, Zhong Weishi was stunned when he heard it, almost believing it.

"The girl was wearing a bright red dress before she died, and her hair was disheveled. She was found several days after hanging herself. During the autopsy, it was found that one of her high-heeled shoes was missing..."

Zhong Weishi hugged the small pillow and curled up into a ball, "Where did you lose it?"

"I don't know. Later, the people who lived here felt that their shoulders and necks were heavy and they felt uncomfortable. They went to the hospital for an examination and there was no problem. The neighbor's grandmother persuaded her to go to a Taoist priest to have a look. The old Taoist took out a gossip mirror... ..."

Zhong Weishi opened his mouth slightly, listening intently.

Gu Lizhou mastered the rhythm of the story, and his voice rose at the climax, "The gossip mirror actually showed a black shadow! She is hanging in the position where you are sitting now!!"

"Fuck!" Zhong Weishi felt something tapped on his shoulder, and instantly jumped up from his seat, "You, you, you, stop talking...it's late at night."

Gu Lizhou retracted his arms and leaned back, showing a successful smile, "Can you still sleep?"

"Why can't I sleep?"

Believe it or not, Zhong Weishi is still very rational, things like ghosts and snakes only exist on TV.

He played a song on his mobile phone, and was about to take it to the bathroom to take a shower, "It's not that I killed her, she was looking for his ex-boyfriend who killed a thousand dollars."

Just as Gu Lizhou was about to make up some more news, Zhong Weishi acted like he was driving a duck into the water: "Why don't you go back to sleep, I'm going to take a bath, do you want to stay and visit?"

"You wash yours, and I'll sit down later." Gu Lizhou sat cross-legged on the sofa, preparing to perform a performance and fell asleep on the spot. Anyway, it's hot now, so it's okay to just lie on the sofa all night.

"Tsk tsk, you feel that the yin energy here is too heavy, and my yang energy is relatively strong. Reconcile it so that you won't be possessed."

Zhong Weishi felt that his nonsense was getting more and more outrageous, and he said suspiciously: "You are not afraid to go back, are you?"

"Ha!" Gu Lizhou sneered, "How is it possible, you wash first, and I will leave after washing."

"Being my protector? So kind?" Zhong Weishi smiled.

Gu Lizhou: "When did I treat you badly?"

At this moment, Zhong Weishi's cell phone rang.

[Cao Zhiheng]: My little one, my girlfriend is staying with me tonight, and there is no room left. I don’t think Didi is good at this point, so please take Lao Gu in.

Zhong Weishi suddenly realized, and replied 'yes'.

[Cao Zhiheng]: Sorry to bother you!

[Cao Zhiheng]: There is nothing wrong with him, but he is very angry when he wakes up. Don't talk to him when you wake up in the morning. If you have time, I will treat you to dinner!

After Zhong Weishi finished replying to the message, he turned his head to look at the person who was meditating solemnly on the sofa, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

God damn yin and yang reconcile.

Why didn't he find out that this man was talking nonsense before?

"What are you laughing at?" Gu Lizhou frowned, "Why don't you hurry up and take a shower?"

His tone was as rough as the master of the house.

"Oh." Zhong Weishi didn't say anything, and turned into the bathroom with his clothes in his arms.

Gu Lizhou looked around at his old house.

The landlord probably bought the house for renting out. He simply painted the walls and bought some new home appliances. There were basically no changes in other things, except for a change of location.

The tables, chairs and benches were all used by him when he was a child, even the sofa under him.

The solid wood furniture is very durable. After decades, the surface is a little worn, and the armrests still have traces of my grandfather's cigarette burns.

Gu Lizhou curled up on the sofa, a legal program was playing back on the TV, and the host's voice was still so strong and powerful.

Time seems to travel back to the summer more than 20 years ago.

"Ouch, old man, where did you pick up the kitten?"

"It was brought back from the factory. The old Li's cat has a large litter of cubs, and the colors are so beautiful. Zhou Zhou, come out and see what good things I brought back for you!"

"Little kitty!"

"Like it?"

"like!"

The little milk cat sniffs the ground, walks two steps and even performs a flat fall.

"Why did you suddenly think of raising a cat?"

"It's boring to be alone at home on Zhouzhou weekends, so I raise a cat to accompany him."

……

"Xiaozhou, eat more, grow taller, look at the son of the old Cao family next door, he just doesn't like to eat, he always drinks, that's why he ordered so much, like a thin bamboo pole, you should eat more vegetables."

"Hey - I don't want to grow taller, I want to eat braised pork."

"Eat vegetables first, then meat."

"Grandpa didn't even eat vegetables! He even ate two pieces of meat!"

"Hahaha... bastard."

The one-meter-tall boy curled up on the sofa with a cat in his arms, and the cattail fan in his grandmother's hand could shake him all afternoon.

The voices and smiles of the old couple seemed to come to mind, Gu Lizhou smiled and felt a little sore on the tip of his nose.

Laughing because they have surrounded him with love all their lives, and feeling sad because they did not walk peacefully.

Grandpa's stomach cancer was terminal, and grandma became depressed and went away with her.

On the day grandpa left, he was still studying at school, and it was his lifetime regret that he missed the last meeting.

Zhong Weishi secretly opened a crack in the door halfway, and saw Gu Lizhou stretched and fell on the sofa.

This wave of rogue operations is quite neat!

When he came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, Gu Lizhou was still lying on his side on the sofa in the same position as before, holding his small pillow on his chest.

A 32-year-old man, accompanied by a cartoon puppy, is a bit cute in his disobedience.

The air conditioner in the living room was broken, and the small shaking head fan blew his T-shirt up and down, exposing a small waistline with a slight curvature. The collarbones are particularly pronounced.

Gu Lizhou's hair has been sprayed with styling gel, and it maintains a handsome look even when lying down.

In Zhong Weishi's eyes, this person is simply too flamboyant.

In fact, he didn't want to wake Gu Lizhou up, it was just because he saw that his two long legs had nowhere to rest, and it was a pity that he felt wronged and curled up together.

There was simply no room for this man on the loveseat.If you sleep in this position until early tomorrow morning, you will definitely suffer from back pain and leg cramps.

Taking him in for one night is nothing at all, and besides, he also helped to pay for two months' rent, so it's no problem to live here directly, and I don't know why Gu Lizhou has to make such an outrageous excuse.

Zhong Weishi bent down to touch his arm, speculating in his heart that he might play dead.

Sure enough, Gu Lizhou's reaction did not disappoint his expectations at all, and he even snored decently.

The sound is naturally deep and not exaggerated, but also has a sense of rhythm.

"Hey, rich man." Zhong Weishi raised his finger and flicked the tip of Gu Lizhou's beauty, "Wake up, the moon is drying his ass."

Gu Lizhou's eyebrows frowned shortly, then he turned over, his back was facing him, his forehead was pressed against the crack of the sofa, and he let out a low "hmm" in his throat.

Basically, I'm asleep, don't bother me.

This kind of calm and calm acting skills is even inferior to Zhong Weishi.

He pushed Gu Lizhou's shoulder and said in a low voice, "You don't want to take a shower anymore? Are you rich people doing this?"

Gu Lizhou's eyebrows twitched, but he didn't move.

Zhong Weishi bent down and blew into his ear, "Hey, did you hear that? You are lying on the place where the female ghost was hanged, don't you feel a little heavy on your shoulders?"

When he got closer, he could smell a faint smell of tobacco on the other party's body.

Zhong Weishi's addiction to cigarettes was almost hooked by him.

"I heard a strange sound in the bathroom just now, it was a bit scary..." Zhong Weishi propped his hands on his knees and whispered next to his ear, "Why don't you move to my room for a while?"

Gu Lizhou said "Yes" in his heart, but he was afraid that waking up suddenly would be a little fake, so he hummed and chirped to warm up for a while, and then he frowned and asked with an expression of "Hey, when are you here?" : "Have you finished washing?"

"Ah." Zhong Weishi nodded, "It's finished. So, are you going back?"

WTF! ?

You clearly didn't say that just now!

Gu Lizhou's heart was roaring.

"Huh?" Zhong Weishi raised his eyebrows triumphantly.

Gu Lizhou cleared his throat and picked his ears again, "Did I hear something just now, move? I didn't hear very clearly, I fell asleep."

Zhong Weishi chuckled, too lazy to expose him, "Take a shower, then go to my room and continue to reconcile. My room is very gloomy, and I can always hear the sound of marbles falling on the ground."

"Oh!? Really?" Gu Lizhou climbed up the pole, "I didn't expect you to be so timid. If this is the case, then I can only reluctantly help you analyze it."

Zhong Weishi: "..."

Gu Lizhou said he wanted to go back to get a change of clothes, but Zhong Weishi waited for more than ten minutes and no one came back. Out of curiosity, he poked his head out and saw that guy squatting at the door of 303 in a strange posture.

Don't have a key?

"What are you doing..." Before the word "Well" could come out of his throat, Zhong Weishi's whole body was swung in half a circle, one arm strangled his chest, and the other tightly covered his mouth.

He pushed back, but failed to push away.

"Hush!—" Gu Lizhou's voice, together with his breathing, reached his ears.

Zhong Weishi felt that the breathing of the person behind him was hot, his fingertips were hot, and his body was also hot. When the skin touched the skin, there was a strong, sticky hot feeling.

"Mmhhhh (let me go)."

"Don't talk."

Zhong Weishi nodded, followed his line of sight to look in, it happened to be the sofa in the living room of 303.

There were no lights in the house.

The lights on the TV screen in the living room flickered on and off, outlining two shadowy human figures. The couple who hadn't seen each other for a long time were embracing each other for a French romantic leisure sport that was not suitable for children.

Zhong Weishi let out a "Hey" and said disgustedly: "You are so perverted, peeking at other people's kisses."

Gu Lizhou also lowered his voice, "You think I'm happy, don't I feel embarrassed to go in and disturb them?"

Zhong Weishi didn't believe it at all, "Then you still watch."

"I'm waiting for an opportunity that won't be embarrassing even if I open the door." Gu Lizhou explained solemnly, "I thought they would end soon, but I didn't expect it to last so long."

Two heads, one on the left and one on the right, were lying on the window sill, like two cats preparing to steal fish, with only a pair of eyes exposed.

Cao Zhiheng put his arms around the back of his girlfriend's neck, with an intoxicated look on his face, he just got more and more energetic, and he didn't have the slightest intention to stop.

Zhong Weishi squatted until his legs were almost numb, and muttered in a low voice: "I just can't figure it out, why do lovers like to drink each other's saliva so much, for a long time, their mouths are going to get angry."

"..." Gu Lizhou was a little speechless, as soon as the romantic behavior came out of his mouth, he was like everyone else, and it became difficult to describe.

Cao Zhiheng pressed the person on the sofa with a kiss, and gnawed his neck instead. Zhong Weishi seemed to have discovered a new world, his eyes were wide open, he wished he could get his head in, and his mouth was still yapping.

Gu Lizhou hurriedly covered his eyes and mouth, "Go, go, children can't see."

Zhong Weishi broke away his hand, "I'm an adult!"

"I can't watch it even when I'm an adult." Gu Lizhou wanted to drag him but found that he couldn't. He grabbed his armpit with both hands, just like transporting a corpse, dragging him back to 301.

"Why are you like this?" Zhong Weishi put his waist on his waist, "Only state officials are allowed to watch the play, and the common people are not allowed to watch."

"In the world of adults, what are you meddling with like a child?" Gu Lizhou spread his hands and said, "Where are your imported underwear, show me a look."

Zhong Weishi threw the bag to him, "A thousand pieces."

"Didn't you say send me off?"

"Back then we were still friendly neighbors, but now the relationship is between creditor and debtor. Can it be the same?" Zhong Weishi said.

"Then I'll rent it for a day. According to the standard of wearing a pair of underwear for three years, it costs one yuan a day." Gu Lizhou took out a ten-cent note from his pants pocket and slapped it on the table, with a chic posture, "Five yuan, no need to look for it."

Zhong Weishi laughed so hard that his stomach ached, "Who the hell is wearing a pair of underwear for three years, why don't you count it by the 30-year standard? Uncle Cao is absolutely right, you are an old bastard."

Gu Lizhou raised his hand and smashed the pillow on his forehead, "You little bastard!"

After a few minutes, Gu Lizhou heard him shouting from the room: "Do you want to wear my clothes?"

"Do you want money?" After Gu Lizhou asked, he heard the people inside laugh.

"You are allowed to rent for a day!"

Gu Lizhou smiled and entered the room.