His personality is not good

Zhong Weishi had a very bizarre dream that night.

He dreamed that Gu Lizhou took him to the kind of barbershop where he had to apply for a card to get his hair done. Tony, who had just arrived, ironed him a huge and ugly pot head. The bangs that showed his eyebrows looked like they were on his forehead. He put on his hard hat.

Flip the back of your head to reveal a rainbow of dyed base layers.

Gorgeous, enchanting, and expensive, but completely unlike normal people.

Gu Lizhou behind him gave a "wow" and applauded: "It's beautiful, it's really suitable for you."

Zhong Weishi wants to cry but has no tears, but he only has two steel coins in his pocket, and he can't afford to have his hair done.

Immediately afterwards, Gu Lizhou took him to a specialty store to buy a set of brand-name suits worth several thousand yuan, so refreshing that he didn't even blink his eyes.

The two got into a limousine together.

Zhong Weishi was puzzled: "Are you going to ask me to be the best man?"

Gu Lizhou smiled inscrutably, and raised his hand to stroke the back of his head with gentle movements.

Zhong Weishi smelled a faint smell of tobacco.

"It's not the best man... it's the cowherd."

When the clock is not over, he suddenly wakes up!

The first thing I do when I wake up is check my hair.

It's ok, the hair is still there.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and his heart rate slowly dropped.

The cooling effect of the air conditioner in the room was mediocre, and this nightmare made his forehead sweat.

When he got up to brush his teeth and wash his face, he seriously analyzed this weird dream.

Maybe it's because in my subconscious mind I still think that Gu Lizhou is a little boy who has been taken care of by others?

Is he?

No?

Except for the rich second generation and the little boy, he really couldn't think of any occupations where he could live a chic and comfortable life while lying around all day long.

After Zhong Weishi finished rinsing his mouth, he opened the window and shouted, "Aunt Song! A pancake!"

Aunt Song raised her head, "Okay~"

At the moment when the clock was about to retract his head, a head poked out from the rear window of Room 303.

"You're so noisy." Gu Lizhou's tone was not kind, and there was a strong breath of getting up.

Zhong Weishi was startled, and stuck out half of his head to face him through the window, thinking about the dream last night, he was quite embarrassed.

"Early bird gets the worm."

"What about the morning bug?"

"Hey, lazy people's excuse."

Zhong Weishi's bedroom window hasn't been wiped for a long time, and the outer layer is covered with dusty dust. I can't see the other person's expression clearly, but I can see him stretching his hands and covering his cheeks when he yawns. .

Zhong Weishi recalled that every time Qiangzi yawned, he would yawn loudly, and when sitting across from him, he could see his trembling little tongue. It could be said that he had no image at all, but Gu Lizhou was different.

Yawning is so gentle.

It's a pity that he is a little boy.

Wait a minute, what is there to regret about the little boy?Isn't being a boy a profession?Being good-looking and seductive is also a unique ability, isn't it?

ah ah ah...

No!

The little boy is the representative of a degenerate man who is greedy for money, lustful, delicious, lazy, and lazy!

Zhong Weishi felt that the two villains in his head were about to fight, and just as he was about to close the window and go out, the depraved man opposite said something that almost turned him off.

"Do you have a better job to introduce to me?"

"what?"

The corner of Zhong Weishi's mouth twitched, and a thought popped into his mind: This guy was dumped by a rich woman?

Just like office workers are thinking about what to eat for three meals a day, Gu Lizhou's daily life is to find some fun in the dull life.

Thinking of Zhong Weishi's sentence in the police station before, "So you are a vagrant, if you knew it, you would have told me, I will give you a job", so I asked in passing.

I thought to myself, if there is one, then forget it.

But I didn't expect Zhong Weishi to be very concerned about his job hunting, just like an old father who helps his son study the college entrance examination application.

The excitement is beyond words.

"Looking for a job, if you ask me, you are asking the right person." Zhong Weishi dragged the chair to Gu Lizhou, and put on an expression of knowing the way: "Do you have any specialties?"

Gu Lizhou stretched out a leg.

Straight and slender.

"..." Zhong Weishi curled his lips, wanting to scold people, but in order to lead the lost lamb in front of him to find a new direction in life, he held back his temper and smiled kindly, "I'm serious, what did you do before?" Do you have work experience?"

Gu Lizhou didn't expect him to ask this question, fearing that he would inquire deeply, so he hesitated for a moment, then shook his head: "No."

From the moment he hesitated, Zhong Weishi knew that it must be an unsightly and unspeakable profession.

Very well, big men know that shame is a good thing.

He patted Gu Lizhou on the shoulder: "Then congratulations on your decision to start a new life. Harmonious society still welcomes you to join."

The more Gu Lizhou listened, the more fascinated he became, his eyes narrowed into slits.

Zhong Weishi: "Have you thought about what kind of work you want to do?"

Gu Lizhou: "Whatever."

From the moment he signed the contract with the Star River Century website, he never thought about what he could do in his life other than creation, what else he could love. with pain.

Of course, Zhong Weishi couldn't feel his state of mind, and only thought that he was a typical representative of having no ambitions and muddling along.

He dug out a WeChat group dedicated to job introductions, and the first message in it made his eyes shine, "Come on, how about you take a look at this? I think it's very suitable for you."

When Gu Lizhou heard this, he leaned over expectantly.

Cloud Fairyland recruits male technicians. Requirements: Handsome, suave, proficient in local Mandarin and Mandarin is preferred. Handsome ones are admitted exceptionally. No experience can be trained. Food and lodging are included.

Salary: 5000-10000, no cap.

Gu Lizhou's slap was crisp and loud.

Zhong Weishi was crying and rubbing the bag on his head, "Didn't you say it's casual? The salary of this job is so high, what's wrong with it? Besides, you see, this request is tailor-made for you!"

Gu Lizhou raised his arms again, and this time Zhong Weishi hid quickly, "I, I, I, I will help you pick again! Pick again!"

Gu Lizhou barely suppressed his anger.

Could it be that he looks so powerless! ?

At any rate, he was also the king who dominated the rankings in the Galaxy Century for many years!

With the SSS Diamond Medal, there is only one in the entire website!The number of clicks, collections, and sales have broken records, but he is No. 1 for anyone with a volume word!

The kind of first that is far ahead!

"Then what do you think of this?" Zhong Weishi handed it over with great interest.

Security patrols in the factory area, requirements: male or female, 30-45 years old, hard-working, obedient to arrangements, no stuttering, no infectious diseases, love security work.

Salary: 2500-3200, perfect attendance bonus 100, meal allowance 8 yuan per meal, overtime pay 1.5 times.

Room and board included: Dormitory room for 4-6 people, with air conditioner, water heater...

Gu Lizhou: "........."

This time, Zhong Weishi rushed away the moment he raised his arm, "What are you doing! What's wrong! I think you meet all the above requirements! Normal business is easy, but at critical moments It can also show your masculinity, if I reach the age standard, I will do it too, and there are meal stickers, do you see it!"

Gu Lizhou silently recited 'murder and crime' several times in his heart, took a breath, pointed to his hair and said, "My hair is 3600, do you think this salary is enough for my teeth?"

Zhong Weishi held his neck and taught: "To be a person, you have to be down-to-earth and understand. You have no work experience and no ability. You still want to find a job with high salary and face. Where can you find it? It's my morning! It's not your turn." you!"

Gu Lizhou couldn't laugh or cry, "Then at least show me a job with some technical content. The old man walking birds in the park can do a job. Let me do it. Don't you think it's a waste of talent?"

Zhong Weishi: "Anyway, you have wasted 32 years."

Gu Lizhou: "..."

"Technical content, right?" Zhong Weishi pointed back, "Did you know that there is a 'Chengmei Cross-stitch' downstairs? It recruits skilled cross-stitch workers for a long time. For technology, there are hundreds of commissions for a single painting, I think you must have a talent for this because you have slender fingers."

Gu Lizhou squeezed the bone until it creaked.

Zhong Weishi sighed helplessly, "Why are you so troublesome? If you can't do it, you don't need it. You can just pretend to be a deaf-mute and go to the street to ask for money! I'll ask the crew to borrow a beggar's costume for you later."

Gu Lizhou was silent for a while, he felt that it was a ridiculously wrong decision to find a mentally handicapped person to plan his life for him.

Zhong Weishi thought he was seriously thinking about this suggestion, and tilted his head to look at him, "You don't take it seriously, do you? Have you forgotten what Mr. Li explained? Have you forgotten the oath you swore in the police station? From now on, be a good person. Do you remember the eight honors and eight disgraces? Be proud of hard work, and be ashamed of laziness! Brother, don’t lose yourself at the fork in life—”

Zhong Weishi racked his brains to educate.

Gu Lizhou rested his forehead with one hand, and waved his hand weakly: "Forget it, just let me be alone."

Zhong Weishi took a bite of the pancake fruit that had cooled down, and tried to persuade him: "I didn't hit you. I just started looking for a job. The requirements should not be too high. Just be able to make a living. Look at me, I can't live Is it alright. Being a human being, the most important thing is to be happy. Happy everyday, you know?"

As soon as the word 'happy' was mentioned, Gu Lizhou lay down on the table with drooping eyelids, like a sad cat.

He really wanted to have a mentally retarded happiness, but who made him have a brain that couldn't stop.

Zhong Weishi swallowed the pancakes, wanted to leave, but couldn't bear to walk over curiously, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it might not be good to invade other people's privacy like this, so he got up again.

Gu Lizhou didn't even bother to lift his eyelids: "If you fart, let it go."

This is what you hired me for!

Zhong Weishi sat back and bumped his shoulder, "What did you...do you do before? It seems like you made a lot of money."

Gu Lizhou knew that he wanted to take the opportunity to find a part-time job again: "You can't do it."

Zhong Weishi stiffened his neck, "Why you can do it but I can't!? How do you know I can't?"

Gu Lizhou did not hesitate: "Your factory configuration has no brains."

Zhong Weishi was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he said without hesitation: "Oh, you are the only one with your brains, how can you be so smart that you can't even find a job?"

Gu Lizhou glanced at him, "Who told you that I couldn't find a job? You didn't know where to drink milk when I was all-powerful."

Zhong Weishi tilted his neck and laughed.

"Do not believe?"

"Then tell me."

Men just can't be excited.

Gu Lizhou raised his breath, thinking about how to reveal his great achievements in the past in a tactful and elegant manner.

"Well, let me give you a few hints, you guess first." Gu Lizhou said.

"Okay." Zhong Weishi became interested.

"Network, characters, plot, structure, fantasy, classic...it's amazing."

Zhong Weishi clapped his hands, "Are you playing online games!?"

"It's very close!" Gu Lizhou pointed to his nose with a proud face, "And I am the one who created that legendary world."

Zhong Weishi frowned: "A computer seller?"

Can't communicate at all!

Gu Lizhou leaned back on the table again, "Go away, I want to be alone."

"Don't, don't," Zhong Weishi pushed his shoulder, "We've already talked about this, you just satisfy my curiosity, I promise not to say it."

Gu Lizhou raised his eyebrows, "You really want to know that much?"

Zhong Weishi opened his mouth slightly and nodded sharply.

Gu Lizhou brushed his hair back, "Actually, I am a person who has a very high popularity on the Internet, has created countless classics, and dominated the entire world..."

"Wait, wait," Zhong Weishi took out his phone, "I'll answer the call."

"No! I'm Zhong Weishi!"

"Yeah, Mr. Sun, hello, hello, hello, tell me!"

"Yes, yes! To be honest, I am a graphic model who has a high popularity in the circle of friends, has created countless hits, and almost became famous. The salary can be settled in one day."

"Yeah, do you give us sample underwear after the shoot? That's great! You're really the biggest boss I've ever met hehe."

Zhong Weishi happily goes out, leaving behind a lonely figure in the living room.

Gu Lizhou sighed helplessly.

Sure enough, his legendary story can only be reduced to the talk of everyone after dinner.

No, I didn't even get the talk.

After so many years, will any readers still miss him?

After Gu Lizhou closed his pen, he concentrated on treatment, exercise, travel, sleep, recreation, social promotion, and basically participated in all kinds of leisure activities that are beneficial to the body and mind, except for reading.

He didn't even have the courage to log into the backstage of Galaxy Century.

He felt sorry for those who had loved him.

never mind!forget about it!It's still important to sleep.

Gu Lizhou launched himself onto the bed, just as he was about to fall asleep, the mobile phone next to the bed vibrated.

It's news from Zhong Weishi.

[The thing on the other end of 301]: I found you a good job again.

[The thing at the other end of 301]: A lot of money, less labor, the requirement is good looks, good genes, more than half of the world's population cannot participate, which reflects its prominence, the most important thing is to complete it!Still have to rely on technology!I think it meets all your requirements.None other than you!

Gu Lizhou didn't want to talk to him at all, but he still couldn't bear the curiosity in his heart.

[The sober disabled person]:?

Zhong Weishi sent over a small advert on a roadside telephone pole with a lot of money asking for a child.

I am Zhang Miaochun, 30 years old, plump and charming. My husband is a wealthy local businessman. However, he was accidentally disabled and lost his fertility. In order to inherit the huge family business, I am looking for a tall, mighty, healthy, and handsome man. A mother's dream... a successful pregnancy, there must be a lot of thanks.

Gu Lizhou blocked him without hesitation, and after a while, Zhong Weishi sent a friend verification request.

Weishi: Hey hey, I'm just kidding you!Don't be angry!Be a man, be generous!

Weishi: Brother dei?Really angry?

Weishi: Hello?

Weishi: I'm sorry, let's go!forgive me!

Gu Lizhou added him back with a smile and revised the remarks.

[Wake up cripple]: You're so annoying.

[Psychopathy]: Oh, by the way, you haven't finished talking just now, what are you doing?

[Awakened disabled person]: He is a rich man who is still making money while lying still.

[Neuropathy]:……

Gu Lizhou threw the phone away.

Feel extremely comfortable inside.