Jedi First Love[Esports]

Afterwards, Wen Xingyuan said that he was actually tricked by Xiao Mou and the platform.

He thought that the team's live broadcast room was just a pure OB mode, and if it was given to him or Xiao Mo casually, it might be Jansen's first perspective.Who knew that in the past few years, technology has developed so fast, it has long been changed to game screen + in-team voice + live camera, which caught Wen Xingyuan by surprise.

Wen Xingyuan didn't realize until the next day when he swiped Weibo that the video of him raving about Northeast dialect had been broadcast live worldwide.

Like his accent.

Rilak: "Come, come, follow Xiao Qier, let's go to the fart city now, take a look and take a stroll."

Jansen: "What hiccup fart???"

Silence: "He said, we are in P city." (Broadcasting tone)

People from the Northeast swallow their voices when they speak. Every time they say "Oh my god", they will pronounce the two "ah" very lightly and quickly, which sounds like "eh ma".According to the statistics of the bullet screen counting gentleman, in the four water friends matches, Wen Xingyuan said "Oh Mom" ​​a total of 136 times, hence the name

—Wen Emma.

One of the most classic ones is the own-goal incident caused by the water friends in the team.

In this year's competition, Xiao Mo, Wen Xingyuan and Zhanshen are known as the Big Three of Sunset Red, and as their passer-by partners, Shui You feels the tremendous pressure.So the first game just started, and this water friend was thinking about how to lighten the burden on the three big guys so that they wouldn't be too slow.

Remember this person's ID, which is very common in English textbooks.

Bob.

Then when searching the house, classmate Bob got a thunderbolt, and then made a shocking decision.

He, Ray, himself.

The wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the water friends worship the sky and never return.

Just as he was holding his beloved Xiaolei and welcoming death happily, Wen Xingyuan suddenly appeared behind him.Little Gun King's face was cold and heart-warming, knowing that ordinary players couldn't move quickly, so he specially brought a bunch of accessories and supplies over and shared them with player No. 4 who hadn't moved for a long time.

"Brother, how is Sou doing?"

"Let's pick it up and get rid of it."

Bob was so frightened that he backed away again and again, and he didn't pick the point, just shouted "Don't come here".It just so happens that Wen Xingyuan is very rebellious, you won't let me come over, hey, then I have to come over, and I can't help but block Bob into a corner.

It's fried, it's all fried.

Not only people, but also the headsets of the sunset red tour group.

Wen Xingyuan didn't know there would be such an event, he was so frightened that he almost ran out of the arena with his chair.

"Hey mom, what the hell?????"

"Who killed me????"

"Who did I kill again???"

Simply because Xiao Suan was not far away, in the opposite building, he saw the disappearing blood bars of his teammates, and rushed over to save the scene.In order to take care of the emotions of passers-by, he first pulled Bob up, squatted in the direction where Wen Xingyuan was crawling, and asked with a playful smile.

"What's the matter with you two, have you died for love?"

Wen Xingyuan got a vicious reply.

"If you keep pushing, I'm going to die."

While frantically applying bandages, the water friend said guiltily, I'm sorry, I thought not to cause trouble to the masters, who knew that buy one get one free, and even beat the gun king to Lei.Wen Xingyuan told people aggressively, what's the matter, isn't it just to bring a dish, and there is something that our sunset red big three can't handle?

"Besides, your name is Bob, not BoomBoom, what are you doing with such a dangerous thing?"

"Challenge impossible?"

……

I don't know whether it is better for Wen Xingyuan to chatter or not.

Xiao Xiao looked indifferent, anyway, entertainment is the most important thing, and it is quite interesting to sacrifice to heaven at the beginning.But he still pointed out a clear way to Bob, saying that if you really want to die, you might as well take off all your equipment and go out to move around.The whole city of P must be boiling over it. When the time comes, I will let Rilak lie in ambush on the balcony, shoot the target on the spot, and the small box licks until his mouth becomes soft.

"I think it should be soft hands."

Wen Xingyuan corrected in time.

"Forget it, I can't explain it clearly to you." Xiao Xiao openly flirted with each other in the live broadcast room, relying on the fact that the people of the whole country could not understand. "Wait for us to go back and study carefully."

So Bob actually ran out.

Wen Xingyuan, who was on standby at a high point, left behind a hoarse complaint.

"Put on your clothes anyway!!!"

Shock!The man ran naked in broad daylight in P City, which attracted four teams to fight.

Is it the loss of morality, or the annihilation of humanity?

Please watch tonight's prime episode, "The Temptation of the Head".

"I rely on me."

Wen Xingyuan was still dormant on the roof of the building, he only heard the sound of an engine coming from far and near, and he didn't know where it came from, so he parked the car downstairs.The little gun king searches the house, and he will habitually close the doors, causing the other party to think that no one is in the house, get out of the car, open the door and rush in.

"Xiao Mo, someone has gone upstairs, save me!!!"

Jansen was startled at the time, thinking that the all-powerful Rilak player was so soft when things happened, as if he was acting like a spoiled child to Xiao Mou.Before he could calm down, he heard Xiao Moo coaxing a child again and again to comfort him, saying don't be afraid, I'll just make some noise outside and play a Jedi love song like that.

"Are you all so gay now that you are playing professionally?"

"That's not true." Xiao Mo shot two shots at the window, and the people in the room couldn't hold back, they gave up searching upstairs and followed the gunshots to search outside. "Only we two are gay."

"Don't listen to him fart."

Wen Xingyuan was lying on the roof of the building, watching the old man go around the building for a circle, and after getting nothing, he chose to get on the car again, probably because he wanted to turn around.So he made a fuss, wanted to try his luck, and threw a thunder towards the side of the car.Unexpectedly, the big brother of the driver started the car very slowly. After the countdown, the car crashed and people were killed, all of them were blown up.

"I go--!"

Bob, who has been unknown all this time, finally broke out the highest volume in the audience.

"He's handsome."

Wen Xingyuan couldn't help but ask nonchalantly, assuming he wasn't tense alone.

"No, brother Rilak."

During the conversation, Bob's ID has been hacked.Originally, he was afraid that Rilak would not be able to handle it, so he wanted to go over and help.Unexpectedly, when he was running with the wind, a Jedi flying vehicle suddenly came, and it fell directly towards him with the posture of a whirlwind charging a tornado.

"I got hit by a flying car."

"By the way, brother Rilak, I didn't pay attention to what you did just now."

"..."

Wen Xingyuan hesitated to speak, and called the devil mother (emmm), "I just blew up a car..., blew it up."

Poor Bob, who hasn't figured out the ins and outs of the matter, can't help but admire sincerely.

"That's really handsome!"

During the intermission, Xiao Mo mysteriously called Wen Xingyuan over and said that if he wins today, he will take you to meet a very important person.Wen Xingyuan was fooled more than once by this kind of trickery, so he raised his hand to tickle Xiao Mou's itch, to see if he still dared to lie.

The moment Xiao Mo grabbed his wrist, Wen Xingyuan suddenly became nervous again.

They have participated in countless games, ups and downs, and flat.Xiao Mo's psychological quality is so strong that it is close to AI. Even after the PGI finals, when the two of them clasped their fingers, his palms were dry.Only this time, Wen Xingyuan clearly felt Xiao Mou's fine beads of sweat.

Physiological reactions cannot be acted out.

"What, who is it?"

He was infected with nervousness and asked stumblingly.

"There's no one there either."

Before Xiao Mo answered the question, he turned on the phone screen again.In the 5 minutes in the lounge, this action has been repeated seven or eight times, as if waiting for someone's reply, revealing an extremely rare restlessness.

On and off the court, Silence is the type to take control -- both the desire and the ability.Wen Xingyuan really couldn't imagine what kind of No. [-] person it was that made Xiao Mo feel troubled.He couldn't help thinking about it, and even asked questions like "Is this your illegitimate child?"

Xiao Mou pretended to be calm and smiled, dragging him to the blind spot of the camera, using the curtain of the cubicle to block him, licking Wen Xingyuan's earlobe until it turned red, and ambiguously changed the topic.

"You give birth to me?"

"shut up."

Wen Xingyuan thought regretfully, after all, he couldn't blame Xiao Mo, because he didn't find the right enlightenment literature, and he always liked to talk nonsense.I don't remember which time it was, but Wen Xingyuan was so tired that he didn't even want to go to the bathroom.The consciousness has not recovered from the slack, but he feels faintly swollen in several places, so he didn't get it right, so he complained to Xiao Mou.

"Depend on."

"I seem to be pregnant."

He still can't forget the expression on Xiao Mo's head when he turned his head.

It's like, "what the fuck have you been watching lately" written on every pore.After a moment of astonishment, Xiao Xiao shook his shoulders and laughed wildly again, saying that if you like it, you will have sex, but don't read the fanfiction that Xiao Tang sent you again.

Afterwards, this stalk can no longer be passed.

But having said that, curiosity is indeed a two-way driving force for human progress and death.An entertainment game that was originally unremarkable, Wen Xingyuan became a little bit more competitive after being so appetized by Xiao Mou.

At first, for the sake of entertainment, he carried an M16 and patrolled the mountains with Xiao Mo and the others.Later, it was completely reduced to slavery, and the whole world was crying for 98K, looking for a good spot, and squatting wildly, causing the sunset red tour group to lose a small tour guide.

Unexpectedly, Rilak's operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the final winner of the highlights was Comrade Bob.

Not only did this guy try to send his teammates back to the west in the first game, but he was eliminated by the flying horizontal car, and he was still in the fog mode, turning on the 16x mirror to sweep wildly at the big rock.In the last match, Xiao Mo tried to improve his game experience. After knocking down one on the hillside, he called Bob to pick up the head.

As a result, Bob fired a full shuttle of 7.62 bullets.

The time to reload was taken away by the other team.

In one of the two-lane battles, Bob was in the middle of the road, and both sides wanted to support him. During the process of hesitating, he was killed by a professional player in the room.This famous scene was made into a moving picture, which was described as "you when the gods fight" in the style of Japanese cold jokes.

Real, so real.

It doesn't matter if Bob's dish is, the Big Three of Sunset Red are still very fierce, especially Rilak, who is in full runaway mode, is simply the big devil who harvests the whole picture.Holding the trophy in the shape of a mineral water bottle, he excitedly pulled Xiao Mo off the stage. When the latter arrived at the lounge, the first thing he did was touch his phone, and three seconds after the screen turned on, he completely lost his smile. .

"A Yuan."

Xiao Mou turned off the phone, and hesitantly looked into Wen Xingyuan's eyes. His sleeves were still being pulled by the children, and he swayed left and right, showing an unbearable vitality.

"The person I mentioned...may not be seen today."

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