Jedi First Love[Esports]

Wen Xingyuan was still sitting on the gaming chair the next day.

There is no way, after all, there is still a competition. 5L has never had a substitute, and if there is one less person, there is no need to go.But that morning, Xiao Mo blocked the door and refused to let anyone go, saying that you can flirt and run if you want, how can I save my face?Wen Xingyuan knew he was in the wrong, so he tugged at the corner of his clothes cowardly, begging his elder brother to save him, and quickly let the toilet door out.

"I'll charge some interest, isn't that too much?"

"Not too much, not too much. If you want to kill me, you have to discuss it for a while. If you don't let me go, I really have to change my pants."

Facts have proved that children are still too shallow.

Xiao Mo asked him to close his eyes, and then turned his neck to the side.At first Wen Xing thought he was going to draw a bastard, or something more terrifying, throwing ice cubes, bugs or something on his collar.However, in his mind, Senior Silence is still a man of measure, and he will definitely not make jokes that are too exaggerated.

Five minutes later, Wen Xingyuan looked in the mirror and fed all his mental journey to the dog.

When he lost his vision, he first felt a burst of heat, then wet, something touched his skin, mixed with a slippery itching.Wen Xing was determined to be some kind of biological weapon, because he was bitten afterwards, and a small piece of flesh was sucked in. After a gentle and long sucking, he finally returned to calm.

"Okay, open your eyes."

Wen Xingyuan touched his neck, there were no small animals, only a little water stain.I can vaguely smell mint toothpaste, which is the same brand as the one I use.

"?????"

His reflection arc that circled the earth three times could be regarded as aware of the problem, and rushed towards the full-length mirror with a roar.Sure enough, there is a small red scar on the neck, which is still shiny at the moment, and it is located in the front and center. Even if the team uniform jacket is pulled to the top, it can't hide its bravado.

"Xiao Mou, are you a dog???"

Wen Xingyuan was thinking about things, while rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find things.There is still half an hour left before the assembly, if you just go to the game site like this, it will be ruined on the spot.

"Are you looking for a Band-Aid?"

Xiao Mo pointed to the trash can. It was hard for him to be so patient. The whole box was unpacked and lay quietly among the melon rind and fruit crumbs.

"I guess you are mildly obsessed with cleanliness and won't use it."

"Then, then I'll ask the pigs to borrow from them!"

"Okay, how do you explain that?"

"I..." Wen Xingyuan blushed from holding back, and it took him a while to come up with a lame reason, "I scraped yesterday!"

"Hahahahahaha, your scraping is very partial."

After listening to his explanation, Qi Yan almost laughed like a real old sow.

"Don't be silly, is there any?"

"It's gone." Qi Yan spread his hands helplessly. The two of them are living day by day, and they don't know what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd. Feet, all ten toes are broken."

"Damn it, count him as ruthless."

Wen Xingyuan howled in despair, at first he wanted to go to Tang Yujie's room to ask, but after thinking about it, the guy next door was a straight man of steel.I broke my head at the base last year, so I had to buy a popsicle and apply it. In the end, I was sent to the emergency department of the hospital and had to be sealed with eight needles.

How can such a person be expected to have a Band-Aid.

"It's okay to ask." Qi Yan still had high hopes for his partner, "He's rather coquettish, so he might be able to give you two tricks."

Tang Yujie really lived up to his trust.After laughing out loud, he soaked a piece of facial tissue in water, tore off a small piece, and wetly pasted it on Wen Xingyuan's neck.

"Can this work?" Wen Xingyuan always felt that there was something unreliable.

"Let me remind you, there are still 5 minutes to gather."

"...Damn it, if you can't do it, you have to do it."

After getting on the bus, Wen Xingyuan turned on the anger mode. He and Xiao Mou usually sat side by side, but today they went to the back, and they had to be next to Qi Yi.Tang Yujie was thrown aside, poked his head through the aisle, and strongly condemned Wen Xing Yuanjiu's behavior of occupying the magpie's nest.

"Hey, let me tell you, you and Xiao Xiaoda belong to the internal conflict between husband and wife, why should you separate me and the pig!"

"What do you want to break up or not? What are you two, a pair of gods?" Wen Xingyuan resisted stubbornly, determined not to move.

Tang Yujie got up and went over, took off one of Qi Yan's earphones, and turned up the volume incidentally, as if he was afraid that he could not hear.

"Where can a fairy match, Zhulai is brother Tianpeng."

"Then who are you?"

"I am Chang'e!"

Qi Yan moved towards the last row and actively raised his hands to report.

"Coach! I'm applying to release Tang Yujie today!"

"Coach Ann—?"

"...Shit, is the coach snoring?"

An Shengping, a master of false sleep, said that young people make trouble as they like, but don't come to me.

However, just like the cheerful atmosphere at the moment, they also won the dawn again in the new week.This week, the FPP mode (No.1 is called perspective) competition will be held, and the map will be reset accordingly. The 5L team finally got their wish and returned to the embrace of the Jedi island.

"Ah, brothers, I seem to smell the sea."

At the beginning of the flight, Tang Yujie performed an impromptu poetry recitation.Qi Yan still remembered the revenge of the Eight Precepts, and immediately seized the opportunity, flicked his headset, and said without raising his head.

"Brother, shake your fucking head, there's even the sound of the waves."

This is destined to be an extraordinary game day.

Wen Xingyuan, on the other hand, became a well-deserved focus.

It's not that the 5L is in a brave state, eating two chickens in a row.After all, there is a big difference between deserts and islands. The first chicken of this season was captured in the third-person island map.But in the middle of the game, Wen Xingyuan felt his neck itchy, so he picked it casually, and it turned out to be a piece of facial tissue the size of a fingernail.

"I fuck..."

Only then did he remember that he went out with a small strawberry on his back.At the same time, I realized a neglected common sense of life, that is, after the water in the paper towel evaporates, it will become easy to fall off.

For a moment, he didn't know whether to scold Tang Yujie or himself for being imbecile.

"What's the matter, report immediately if there is a situation."

Xiao Mo's concerned voice came from the earphone.

"No, it's nothing." Wen Xingyuan was silent for a moment, determined that the battle situation is not serious now, and this news has a high gold content, so it is worth interrupting, "Even if there are millions of viewers on the live broadcast, everyone may know about me... I have scraped my skin .”

"That's very good."

Xiao Mo whistled, apparently in a very happy mood.The player hiding in the second floor unfortunately became the cannon fodder for him to express his joy. Two mines entered through the narrow window, and it can be said that they exploded one at a time, and directly got a double kill.

"Damn it, Xiao Mo is still stable."

The chief dog leg was amazed.

"What kind of kiss are you talking about?"

Xiao Suo pointed out something, deliberately told Wen Xingyuan what he said.

"Shut up, or my 98K will go off fire."

Thanks to two consecutive victories, 5L also appeared in the post-match interview after a long absence.The current host is also very good at playing memes, knowing that Xiao Mo and Wen Xingyuan have changed their hairstyles, and when they took the stage, they kindly introduced the two of them as the "Tin Foil Combination".

"Winning two games today should be quite critical for 5L. So I also want to ask Captain Rilak, from last week's downturn to today's prosperity, can he adjust in such a short period of time status, do you have any tips?"

Wen Xingyuan "Hmm..." for a long time, and finally handed the microphone to Xiao Mou.There is no way, personal grievances belong to personal grievances, and he is really not very good at playing bureaucratic in this kind of public place, so he can only ask for help off the court.

Xiao Mo lowered his eyes and glanced at him, smiling with crooked eyebrows.

"Let me translate for Captain Rilak."

"He said that it was mainly because of the two different maps used in the two-week competition. For Jedi Island, we are quite confident. In the desert, the proficiency may not be very high."

Xiao Mou paused for a moment, waited until Wen Xingyuan nodded like a leader, then pursed his lips and smiled again, and continued talking.

"But the two do not interfere with each other. It seems that the morale gained on the island cannot make up for the rustiness in the desert. Similarly, the decline last week will not affect our performance this week."

The hostess who is in charge of the interview today can be called the king of PCL. She also broadcasts blowjobs in her spare time. She is a very lively and lovable girl. Naturally, she had heard about the popular CP pair of SR, so she showed a smile of "everyone understands" and continued half-jokingly.

"Then we also thank the translators of 5L!"

"Just a little joke. In fact, we also know that player Rilak is famous for his facial paralysis. Every interview is in semi-silent mode, which has stumped countless heroes. Then today, on behalf of the fans, I will gossip with Silence. He Is it like this in the base as well?"

Xiao Mo shook the microphone, tilted his head to one side, and watched Wen Xingyuan's reaction idly.

"He's usually fine, and he's quite shy in private. Maybe he's a young man, and his blood surges faster. Sometimes he doesn't say anything, and he blushes at every turn. Hey-look, he comes when he says it .”

The director zoomed in very aggressively and gave Wen Xingyuan a close-up.

This clip was later screenshotted by a fan. On the P, there was a bow with cat ears and rabbit ears, and a little heart with a pink filter.At that time, Wen Xingyuan snatched the microphone back with his hand speed, thinking that it was not appropriate to roar the arena, so he could only take into account the cool boy character design, and clarified in a concise manner.

"He made it up."

However, the insight of the audience is far more terrifying than the players imagined.As the camera advanced, sharp-eyed people immediately noticed that there was a suspicious red mark on Wen Xingyuan's neck.So after the video was uploaded that day, fans mobilized collectively, eager to slow down frame by frame, all of them are descendants of deductive reasoning.

Before the first match, there was a piece of paper on Wen Xingyuan's neck.

After the first game, the shredded paper was still stubbornly stuck on it.

Until the interview session of the second game, the confetti disappeared strangely.

It was concluded that their good cabbage was indeed sucked by someone, and Rilak tried to cover it up, but it was accidentally exposed.

Xiao Mo could only log in to his girlfriend's account, and sent a message to share music.

"It's a last resort"

Today is also a day of tears for the SR girls who were kept in the dark.

I don't want to face reality.jpg——Weibo update from a well-known CP fan.

The author has something to say: Finally there is another list!

The author smiled like a Xiao Moda who kissed Rilak.

The content of the game is too brain-intensive, and love is the real thing in life!Therefore, the non-key events in the future may be presented in the form of commentary and abbreviation. I also hope that in the process of trying, everyone will give more valuable opinions!

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