Jedi First Love[Esports]
Chapter 3
Wen Xingyuan's private letter was misunderstood, and Xiao Mo's side was not peaceful either.Many of Wen Xingyuan's girlfriend fans, sister fans, and even mother fans who shouted "stay away from me" had a family reunion in his chat window.
In the early years, Xiao Mo would definitely reply meanly, "What should I do, Auntie, your son seems to like to play with me".However, time has passed, and he has long been used to being scolded. Now he has a very good temper, knowing how to turn a blind eye and listen but not hear.
"Chicken? Chicken?" He called Wen Xingyuan on WeChat, as if nothing happened.
"Chicken." Received a vicious voice from the Rilakkuma contestant, "Chicken every day."
The half sentence that was not uttered was "to piss them off", although from the current point of view, it is very likely that Wen Xing was originally pissed to death.
After all, Xiao Mo was an old man, and he could tell when he heard it that Wen Xingyuan must have lost control, and his mentality was blown apart by fans' comments.He glanced at the name of the room, and it read "See you at six o'clock in the evening" brightly, then turned his head and asked Wen Xingyuan if he wanted to come out for dinner, the ending was very lazy.
"Ah—that's over, I want to googling today. I know your base well, and it's not far away. Would you like to have dinner together?"
"Life is alive, eat and drink, you can't finish broadcasting it for more than 50 hours."
Wen Xingyuan was so happy that he jumped three feet high, and after landing, he threw the familiar two words over.
"random."
As a result, the 5L team group was again screened by groundhogs.
As you can imagine, their title sponsor is Wuliangye, which people in the Jianghu call the fake liquor team.
Wuliangye strongly condemned this.
"Save the child! Brother, you are my own brother!"
"What should I wear for dinner???"
This time it was Qi Yan who came back first, "Brother, you must wear a jacket and pants when eating."
"Pig, can you use your pig's brain? Is this what I'm asking?"
Let me introduce, Qi Yan, a free man running around in a team, just like Zhu Di's English name is Judy, and his ID is July.
Representative work "Qi Yan and An Sheng".
(not at all)
"Then you can search Chunxi Road street photos for reference."
When Wen Xingyuan searched, he couldn't help but look masculine.
...Uh, embarrassing.
"Isn't this too gay???"
"Brother, you are noble, you are not gay, you go on a date with Xiao Mou."
Tang Yujie was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he followed the rhythm and freestyled, "You are not gay, you are dating, and you have to try your best to match."
Qi Yan couldn't make it up anymore, so he could only say "yoyo" dryly, and then Kong Kong turned the steering wheel to show that he was the man in Legend of Phoenix and was only responsible for driving.
"Go away... Don't bother me, I can't control myself, can I?"
So an hour later, Wen Xingyuan, who was wearing champion half-sleeves, printed trousers, and hotel slippers, just walked to the door of the training room.
"Excuse me, are you going to record Kuaishou?" Qi Yan stopped him with a small catch, "Our base also has new peripheral support uniforms, why don't you just pick two."
"And why don't you wear those coconuts?"
Wen Xingyuan lost his temper after being complained about, he didn't even know where to put his hands and feet, "I think, I want to be more casual."
"Casual is not wild. Hurry up, go upstairs and change."
And then a professional player, just like that, was packaged into a cheering uniform...
A club worker wearing a coconut.
"Hello?" Xiao Mo played a voice call, "I'm almost there, is that you in the blue dress?"
"Then it's the owner of the barbecue stall, can you take a closer look." Wen Xingyuan stood next to the owner with an embarrassed expression on his face.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Xiao Mo's ending tune was mixed with a cheerful laugh, which made people seriously suspect that he was here to find fault. "I thought the red hat was the boss."
"Get out!" Wen Xingyuan suddenly raised the decibel, yelling that the shop owner almost absconded with Chuan'er, "Then the fuck is me!"
Wen Xingyuan, together with several of his dog-headed military advisers, are not proficient in dressing.E-sports has no aesthetics, and anyone who has played professionally has a deep understanding of this. In his early years, Xiao Mo's appearance was even more frustrating than him, and he looked like a water delivery man when he went out.
But understanding is understanding, and it doesn't delay Xiao Mou's jokes.
"Are you... doing an activity today?"
"Yes." Wen Xingyuan nodded stiffly, took a sneak peek, and felt that Xiao Xiao's appearance had been sublimated to another level in the two years since he left the base.After all, he is tall and has long legs. As long as he is aesthetically pleasing, he can wear two sportswear casually and he will be a refreshingly handsome guy.
On the other hand, this shabby hat is extravagant, with yellow letters on a red background and a large LOGO, just like a telecommunications business salesman during the school season.
"Deposit [-] phone charges and send the card."
"I want a gold card for two UnionPay cards." Xiao Mo intentionally teased him, and skillfully showed the payment code, "Scan me."
Wen Xingyuan didn't scan, but the waiter came with the machine.
Well, two hundred and five, Chuaner is quite expensive.
"This is the whole thing." Wen Xingyuan rubbed his little hands, he was so nervous that he couldn't hold back the Northeast dialect, "Why do you ask senior to pay for it?"
He began to regret his student days, skipping classes over the wall, being lawless, and even set up a Yamaguchi study group, so why didn't he take a break from his busy schedule to accumulate a little experience in love.
Even if the negotiation fails, at least one or two should be pursued, right?
Ah, excuse me, Wen Xingyuan slapped his forehead, only then did he realize that in the final analysis, Xiao Mo was to blame.At that time, he committed crimes against the wind, and spent every day in the Internet cafe, not talking about love or love, just to watch him compete.
Another time, he was arrested by his family at 1:[-] in the middle of the night, and he was confronting people at that time. In the end, he failed to fight to the end for S[-]lence, which made him very angry and depressed for several days.
He was immersed in these past events, as if he and Xiao Mo had known each other for many years.So when the grilled sauerkraut was served, Wen Xingyuan finally couldn't hold back, he moved his chopsticks first and opened his mouth first.
"How are you... how are you doing?"
The waiter staggered after listening, and the hand holding the tray trembled slightly.
It's done, old lovers use opening remarks.
Xiao Mo opened a bottle of Harpy beer, but he didn't know who he was implying Harpy.He first filled himself up, then deliberately lowered his voice, and made an expression that fit the script of "Old Lover", waiting to clink glasses with Wen Xingyuan.
"I'm doing fine. How about you."
Wen Xingyuan was in a hurry to pour wine for himself, but as soon as his hand touched the glass bottle, Xiao Mou stopped him.
"Children can only drink coconut milk."
The little facial paralyzed was holding the straw in his mouth, and he didn't have the nerve to tell Xiao Mou that he could blow all the three bottles of Harbin beer on the table.
Although the atmosphere was a bit awkward, it wasn't too awkward.
...If there is no sudden "Hi everyone, I am PRG.S1lence".
Xiao Mo raised his head in disbelief, and said the classic quote of Mr. Lu Xun.
"I didn't say that."
Dash, Lu Xun.
Wen Xingyuan clutched his phone, and was so angry that he spit milk.
To be honest, he thought that no one would send text messages to communicate in this day and age, so he set the notification tone to Xiao Mo's self-introduction.However, no calculations have been made, family affection may be alienated, love may be betrayed, but 10086 will always greet him with care.
in the form of text messages.
PRG.S1lence, to Xiao Mou, is so far away as if it happened in a previous life.He stood up and leaned closer, almost touching the young man who was blushing like a crayfish, and asked with great interest.
"You cut it yourself?"
"Wow, brother, be more sober." Wen Xingyuan looked as steady as an old dog on the outside, but panicked in his heart, "Not everyone's dream male god is you Xiao Moda, okay?"
"Then it was just now...?" Xiao Mo squinted his eyes and locked his eyes mercilessly, making it difficult for Wen Xing to say the original words.
"Mobile phone virus hand in hand."
Come on, there's a lot of panic on the surface.
He picked up his mobile phone and pretended to check the news, and found Qi Yan's WeChat message, which read, "Your family seems to have a big fan."
"Damn, it's worth telling me, why can't blackheads be squeezed when they go back?"
Wen Xingyuan turned off the screen to look in the mirror, looked left and right, and realized that he didn't know what blackheads looked like, so he went to ask Xiao Mo for help.
"Then what, do you see that I have big blackheads on my face?"
Xiao Mou felt like he had found a treasure, and pinched his face in a selfish manner, "Who told you?"
"No one, a teammate, a lot of gossip."
"That's right." Xiao Mo pinched his face while analyzing, and he did it with a sense of rhythm, "He should be referring to your fans, the more famous ones."
Damn, I know you have been pinching for a long time, do you usually like to make Buddha beads?
Wen Xingyuan's face was flushed red, and before he could say anything, he said "Hi everyone, I'm PRG.
"Congratulations, you have joined the Cuckold Club."
"Pfft...cough...cough..."
Well, today the coconut milk is all drunk by the pants.
Wen Xingyuan was aggrieved, Xiao Mo was full of curiosity, the two of them simply stopped eating and drinking, and both slumped on the chairs and checked their phones.
Gua is actually not complicated. The whole article accuses Wen Xingyuan of having a problem with his style of work. At the same time, he teases N fans, not to mention, and is ruthless to the house management lady Badio.Generally speaking, it is to cheat money and sex, and to be insane.There was no real hammer in the whole process, and the only evidence was the beautiful selfie taken by the housing manager and a few chat records with unknown dates.
Didn't even cut the picture.
This is also normal, because the other party is a fake "sister-in-law", and has no idea what Wen Xingyuan's wechat avatar looks like.
"What did your housekeeper do?"
Xiao Mo has seen too many routines of fabricating facts and deliberately smearing.
The copywriting of this submission is messy, and it can be ruled out that it is an organized suppression.Although the style and tone are very naive, but you can say that you know enough about Wen Xingyuan, and with the careful selection of selfies by the housing management, you can basically identify him as himself.
"Would you mind telling me what's going on?"
"She spat on you, I scolded her, she hung up on me." Wen Xingyuan slammed the phone angrily, very unwilling to introduce the details, "It's gone."
Xiao Mo was used to his attitude, he turned the key twice in his hand, and the old cunning forced others to stand upright, laughing treacherously.
"Do you want to win the round?"
Wen Xingyuan lowered his head and muttered, "If you have an idea, tell me quickly, I know you are amazing."
"First of all, contact your teammate, immediately find a small account to contribute, send some pictures of the base, and show that it is an internal staff member. Just say that you already have a girlfriend, who is... a model, tall, often abroad, two people The relationship is very good, and we met during the offseason recently."
Xiao Mo arranged in an orderly manner, the former PRG strategist, still looks good outside the arena.
"Then, as a staff member, I broke the news that some female fans harassed you recently. Maybe they were dissatisfied after being stopped, so they came here to spread rumors. I hope everyone can distinguish right from wrong. Finally, I will come to a trumpet and pretend to be your girlfriend..."
"Then what, stop for a while." The more Wen Xingyuan listened, the more he felt that there was a problem with this plan in essence, "The method is a good one. The key is where can I get a girlfriend and come to you?"
"Congratulations, you have already learned how to answer quickly." Xiao Mo left the food stall one step ahead, and did not forget to wave his hands behind him, "Get in the car."
In the early years, Xiao Mo would definitely reply meanly, "What should I do, Auntie, your son seems to like to play with me".However, time has passed, and he has long been used to being scolded. Now he has a very good temper, knowing how to turn a blind eye and listen but not hear.
"Chicken? Chicken?" He called Wen Xingyuan on WeChat, as if nothing happened.
"Chicken." Received a vicious voice from the Rilakkuma contestant, "Chicken every day."
The half sentence that was not uttered was "to piss them off", although from the current point of view, it is very likely that Wen Xing was originally pissed to death.
After all, Xiao Mo was an old man, and he could tell when he heard it that Wen Xingyuan must have lost control, and his mentality was blown apart by fans' comments.He glanced at the name of the room, and it read "See you at six o'clock in the evening" brightly, then turned his head and asked Wen Xingyuan if he wanted to come out for dinner, the ending was very lazy.
"Ah—that's over, I want to googling today. I know your base well, and it's not far away. Would you like to have dinner together?"
"Life is alive, eat and drink, you can't finish broadcasting it for more than 50 hours."
Wen Xingyuan was so happy that he jumped three feet high, and after landing, he threw the familiar two words over.
"random."
As a result, the 5L team group was again screened by groundhogs.
As you can imagine, their title sponsor is Wuliangye, which people in the Jianghu call the fake liquor team.
Wuliangye strongly condemned this.
"Save the child! Brother, you are my own brother!"
"What should I wear for dinner???"
This time it was Qi Yan who came back first, "Brother, you must wear a jacket and pants when eating."
"Pig, can you use your pig's brain? Is this what I'm asking?"
Let me introduce, Qi Yan, a free man running around in a team, just like Zhu Di's English name is Judy, and his ID is July.
Representative work "Qi Yan and An Sheng".
(not at all)
"Then you can search Chunxi Road street photos for reference."
When Wen Xingyuan searched, he couldn't help but look masculine.
...Uh, embarrassing.
"Isn't this too gay???"
"Brother, you are noble, you are not gay, you go on a date with Xiao Mou."
Tang Yujie was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he followed the rhythm and freestyled, "You are not gay, you are dating, and you have to try your best to match."
Qi Yan couldn't make it up anymore, so he could only say "yoyo" dryly, and then Kong Kong turned the steering wheel to show that he was the man in Legend of Phoenix and was only responsible for driving.
"Go away... Don't bother me, I can't control myself, can I?"
So an hour later, Wen Xingyuan, who was wearing champion half-sleeves, printed trousers, and hotel slippers, just walked to the door of the training room.
"Excuse me, are you going to record Kuaishou?" Qi Yan stopped him with a small catch, "Our base also has new peripheral support uniforms, why don't you just pick two."
"And why don't you wear those coconuts?"
Wen Xingyuan lost his temper after being complained about, he didn't even know where to put his hands and feet, "I think, I want to be more casual."
"Casual is not wild. Hurry up, go upstairs and change."
And then a professional player, just like that, was packaged into a cheering uniform...
A club worker wearing a coconut.
"Hello?" Xiao Mo played a voice call, "I'm almost there, is that you in the blue dress?"
"Then it's the owner of the barbecue stall, can you take a closer look." Wen Xingyuan stood next to the owner with an embarrassed expression on his face.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Xiao Mo's ending tune was mixed with a cheerful laugh, which made people seriously suspect that he was here to find fault. "I thought the red hat was the boss."
"Get out!" Wen Xingyuan suddenly raised the decibel, yelling that the shop owner almost absconded with Chuan'er, "Then the fuck is me!"
Wen Xingyuan, together with several of his dog-headed military advisers, are not proficient in dressing.E-sports has no aesthetics, and anyone who has played professionally has a deep understanding of this. In his early years, Xiao Mo's appearance was even more frustrating than him, and he looked like a water delivery man when he went out.
But understanding is understanding, and it doesn't delay Xiao Mou's jokes.
"Are you... doing an activity today?"
"Yes." Wen Xingyuan nodded stiffly, took a sneak peek, and felt that Xiao Xiao's appearance had been sublimated to another level in the two years since he left the base.After all, he is tall and has long legs. As long as he is aesthetically pleasing, he can wear two sportswear casually and he will be a refreshingly handsome guy.
On the other hand, this shabby hat is extravagant, with yellow letters on a red background and a large LOGO, just like a telecommunications business salesman during the school season.
"Deposit [-] phone charges and send the card."
"I want a gold card for two UnionPay cards." Xiao Mo intentionally teased him, and skillfully showed the payment code, "Scan me."
Wen Xingyuan didn't scan, but the waiter came with the machine.
Well, two hundred and five, Chuaner is quite expensive.
"This is the whole thing." Wen Xingyuan rubbed his little hands, he was so nervous that he couldn't hold back the Northeast dialect, "Why do you ask senior to pay for it?"
He began to regret his student days, skipping classes over the wall, being lawless, and even set up a Yamaguchi study group, so why didn't he take a break from his busy schedule to accumulate a little experience in love.
Even if the negotiation fails, at least one or two should be pursued, right?
Ah, excuse me, Wen Xingyuan slapped his forehead, only then did he realize that in the final analysis, Xiao Mo was to blame.At that time, he committed crimes against the wind, and spent every day in the Internet cafe, not talking about love or love, just to watch him compete.
Another time, he was arrested by his family at 1:[-] in the middle of the night, and he was confronting people at that time. In the end, he failed to fight to the end for S[-]lence, which made him very angry and depressed for several days.
He was immersed in these past events, as if he and Xiao Mo had known each other for many years.So when the grilled sauerkraut was served, Wen Xingyuan finally couldn't hold back, he moved his chopsticks first and opened his mouth first.
"How are you... how are you doing?"
The waiter staggered after listening, and the hand holding the tray trembled slightly.
It's done, old lovers use opening remarks.
Xiao Mo opened a bottle of Harpy beer, but he didn't know who he was implying Harpy.He first filled himself up, then deliberately lowered his voice, and made an expression that fit the script of "Old Lover", waiting to clink glasses with Wen Xingyuan.
"I'm doing fine. How about you."
Wen Xingyuan was in a hurry to pour wine for himself, but as soon as his hand touched the glass bottle, Xiao Mou stopped him.
"Children can only drink coconut milk."
The little facial paralyzed was holding the straw in his mouth, and he didn't have the nerve to tell Xiao Mou that he could blow all the three bottles of Harbin beer on the table.
Although the atmosphere was a bit awkward, it wasn't too awkward.
...If there is no sudden "Hi everyone, I am PRG.S1lence".
Xiao Mo raised his head in disbelief, and said the classic quote of Mr. Lu Xun.
"I didn't say that."
Dash, Lu Xun.
Wen Xingyuan clutched his phone, and was so angry that he spit milk.
To be honest, he thought that no one would send text messages to communicate in this day and age, so he set the notification tone to Xiao Mo's self-introduction.However, no calculations have been made, family affection may be alienated, love may be betrayed, but 10086 will always greet him with care.
in the form of text messages.
PRG.S1lence, to Xiao Mou, is so far away as if it happened in a previous life.He stood up and leaned closer, almost touching the young man who was blushing like a crayfish, and asked with great interest.
"You cut it yourself?"
"Wow, brother, be more sober." Wen Xingyuan looked as steady as an old dog on the outside, but panicked in his heart, "Not everyone's dream male god is you Xiao Moda, okay?"
"Then it was just now...?" Xiao Mo squinted his eyes and locked his eyes mercilessly, making it difficult for Wen Xing to say the original words.
"Mobile phone virus hand in hand."
Come on, there's a lot of panic on the surface.
He picked up his mobile phone and pretended to check the news, and found Qi Yan's WeChat message, which read, "Your family seems to have a big fan."
"Damn, it's worth telling me, why can't blackheads be squeezed when they go back?"
Wen Xingyuan turned off the screen to look in the mirror, looked left and right, and realized that he didn't know what blackheads looked like, so he went to ask Xiao Mo for help.
"Then what, do you see that I have big blackheads on my face?"
Xiao Mou felt like he had found a treasure, and pinched his face in a selfish manner, "Who told you?"
"No one, a teammate, a lot of gossip."
"That's right." Xiao Mo pinched his face while analyzing, and he did it with a sense of rhythm, "He should be referring to your fans, the more famous ones."
Damn, I know you have been pinching for a long time, do you usually like to make Buddha beads?
Wen Xingyuan's face was flushed red, and before he could say anything, he said "Hi everyone, I'm PRG.
"Congratulations, you have joined the Cuckold Club."
"Pfft...cough...cough..."
Well, today the coconut milk is all drunk by the pants.
Wen Xingyuan was aggrieved, Xiao Mo was full of curiosity, the two of them simply stopped eating and drinking, and both slumped on the chairs and checked their phones.
Gua is actually not complicated. The whole article accuses Wen Xingyuan of having a problem with his style of work. At the same time, he teases N fans, not to mention, and is ruthless to the house management lady Badio.Generally speaking, it is to cheat money and sex, and to be insane.There was no real hammer in the whole process, and the only evidence was the beautiful selfie taken by the housing manager and a few chat records with unknown dates.
Didn't even cut the picture.
This is also normal, because the other party is a fake "sister-in-law", and has no idea what Wen Xingyuan's wechat avatar looks like.
"What did your housekeeper do?"
Xiao Mo has seen too many routines of fabricating facts and deliberately smearing.
The copywriting of this submission is messy, and it can be ruled out that it is an organized suppression.Although the style and tone are very naive, but you can say that you know enough about Wen Xingyuan, and with the careful selection of selfies by the housing management, you can basically identify him as himself.
"Would you mind telling me what's going on?"
"She spat on you, I scolded her, she hung up on me." Wen Xingyuan slammed the phone angrily, very unwilling to introduce the details, "It's gone."
Xiao Mo was used to his attitude, he turned the key twice in his hand, and the old cunning forced others to stand upright, laughing treacherously.
"Do you want to win the round?"
Wen Xingyuan lowered his head and muttered, "If you have an idea, tell me quickly, I know you are amazing."
"First of all, contact your teammate, immediately find a small account to contribute, send some pictures of the base, and show that it is an internal staff member. Just say that you already have a girlfriend, who is... a model, tall, often abroad, two people The relationship is very good, and we met during the offseason recently."
Xiao Mo arranged in an orderly manner, the former PRG strategist, still looks good outside the arena.
"Then, as a staff member, I broke the news that some female fans harassed you recently. Maybe they were dissatisfied after being stopped, so they came here to spread rumors. I hope everyone can distinguish right from wrong. Finally, I will come to a trumpet and pretend to be your girlfriend..."
"Then what, stop for a while." The more Wen Xingyuan listened, the more he felt that there was a problem with this plan in essence, "The method is a good one. The key is where can I get a girlfriend and come to you?"
"Congratulations, you have already learned how to answer quickly." Xiao Mo left the food stall one step ahead, and did not forget to wave his hands behind him, "Get in the car."
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