Jedi First Love[Esports]

At seven o'clock in the evening, Xiao Mo was late for the live broadcast again.

"sorry Sorry."

"One of the soles of my shoes fell off on the way back. I scratched my claws. It took me two hours to get to the door. I hope you can understand."

"Today it will be postponed to [-] o'clock, and it will still be broadcast for five hours."

The camera is still in the dark, the ghost knows if Xiao Mo is just laughing.But the tone was quite sincere, even a little pathetic, which made the audience almost believe it.

– if this is not his third release of pigeons this week.

"Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo"

"Daily Makeup (1/1)"

"Bring us the shoes"

"Why didn't you say that you lost a leg?"

Xiao Mo turned off the mic with a guilty conscience, and the first thing to do after adjusting the equipment was to change the name of the room with a strong sense of criticism.

"Go out to eat, the broadcast will start on time at five o'clock in the afternoon"

……

Look, is this plausible?

"I won't be on the tuba today, I'll blow up some fish ponds for you."

"Three jumpers? Three jumpers are definitely going to be ridden, let's show off the new technology, okay, whirlwind charge tornado."

Needless to say, the audience loves to watch this.As soon as I heard that the anchor was drag racing today, the gifts in the live broadcast room suddenly became dry, and the full screen was filled with bullet screens, which were painted emerald green.

"Of course I choose to forgive him."

You see, the problem of being late is so used to it.

Counting from the time when Xiao Mo retired from the game, despite the heat of notoriety, he played tricks and was scolded, until today he is flourishing. The term "Brother Jedi" was used to ridicule his team's black material earlier.Unexpectedly, the annual grand ceremony of the live broadcast platform, he won the best game anchor twice in a row, and he turned salty fish, and really took on this gimmick.

Acceptance speech: Two years later, this game is still not cool.

He is used to the two-player mode in the Fish Pond Bureau, which is easy to laugh and not too confusing.The two of them were still on the plane, so Xiao Mo opened the team channel first to chat.

"Brother, where are you jumping?"

The other party marked a dot on the map and spoke Mandarin with a straight accent. Please refer to the 10086 operator for details.

"Hello, big sister."

"Is the airport okay?"

...Wait, what big sister.

Xiao Mo scratched his head, cut out to look at the settings, the virtual microphone connected to the sound input, that is, the legendary voice changer.Two days ago, in order to pretend to be a cute girl, I also specially asked the senior female anchor to adjust the parameters. Although it should not be the eldest sister, but the point is not here, I should quickly choose the normal external device.

"It's fine at the airport. I'll jump to Building No. 2. Can you do it yourself?"

"Brother." The teammate's voice gradually hesitated, talking too much, the mandarin couldn't hold back, and there was a faint taste of Northeast trouble, "Then is it you playing now, or your wife?"

Damn it, this stinky brother is so damn cute.

Xiao Mo deliberately teased him, "It's not just that there are two people in the team, one is me and the other is my wife."

"Brother, don't, my sister-in-law is still here."

"Gone, she's gone."

"...??? That doesn't work either."

After Xiao Mo explained, the other party finally accepted the perverted reason of "forgot to turn off the voice changer".The teammates didn't talk too much, but searching for things was quite fast. When the equipment was almost ready, they asked Xiao Mo if there was a car over the noisy background.

"Let me see, can you do three jumps? Five yuan a person, get in the car and leave, get in the car and leave—"

"No money."

"It's so lively over there, are you in an Internet cafe?"

"Hmm..." The young man's voice hesitated for a moment, "I guess."

A club training base should be similar to an Internet cafe.

Wen Xingyuan and the others considered it an offseason.But since there is only one week free, it is not enough to go home during the holidays, so they simply stay at the base, make up for the length of the live broadcast, and go out to make appointments for dinner and the like.

He listened to the bullshit of this teammate, and the more he listened, the more he felt familiar.There are not so many male god voices in e-sports. Xiao Mo is a very rare one. His voice is lower than others, as if mixed with fine grains of sand, which makes people feel itchy.

Speaking of Xiao Mo, even though Wen Xingyuan watched the live broadcast a few times later, his impression of him seemed to be fixed on the day of his retirement for a long time.

The road outside the base was wide and broad, and he and his fellow trainees walked in full of anticipation, while Xiao Mo only carried a shriveled peripheral bag, and when he strayed into the crowd, he looked back meaningfully.

No one knew what he was thinking.

No one knew that when he was pretending to be aggressive, the thermos cup fell out of his schoolbag, and Gu Lulu rolled to the feet of a teenager.

But having said that, although Xiao Mou has a good voice, among the anchors and passers-by, there are many people who speak well-not to mention what kind of fish pond bureau is this, and he is expected to be ranked?

Wen Xingyuan decided that he was starving and confused, so he took a break from his busy schedule and took another bite of the chicken leg.

When he gnawed it, he was so scared that even the chicken legs flew away.

I saw above the sky, a three-bouncer walking elegantly appeared.It first flew into the air, and then, driven by the blue hole physics engine, it spun and jumped all the way. Its momentum was so coquettish that Newton wanted to exit the live broadcast room after seeing it.

"Brothers give way!"

The teammates were still yelling in the earphones, feeling quite high, without the slightest sense of crisis of a car crash.Wen Xingyuan pig kept putting down his food, and before his greasy little paws fell on the keyboard, a large-scale traffic accident happened in broad daylight.

Squeak—bang—!

May I ask how you can get yourself stuck on the guardrail while hitting your teammates flying.

"Fuck me."

Thinking about it, a three-jump mercilessly flew towards his face, which was really unfriendly to the first-person player.

Wen Xingyuan subconsciously leaned back, the earphone cable was pulled off, and Xiao Mo's voice full of live interaction was released from the computer.

"Fuck, why are you stuck in this place again?"

"What kind of road killer, can the airport be called a road. It's mainly because the guardrail is targeting me."

"No, no, this is easy to solve, just blow it up."

……

What, blow it up? ? ?

"Brother, don't—!"

Wen Xingyuan hadn't finished speaking, only heard a loud noise, today's fish pond adventure was ended by his teammates.

The spectator mode shows that after the teammates blasted the three jumpers, they were obsessed with their superb mine-throwing skills. If they were not busy bragging with the audience, they would have almost stepped into the driver's seat and walked away.It took almost half a minute before I saw the green and shimmering small box under my feet.

"Hey, why is this still a box?"

"Don't move." Wen Xingyuan finally couldn't help his violent temper, "I'm in the box."

Damn it, put the earphones on before cursing.

"Why do you think you're a little deer in a girl's heart? Are you running into me here?"

"Fried, fried, fried, fried without even looking at you, fried your mother is a big golden flower."

"Can't help the old lady, can't you help your teammate, can't you see your mother, can't you see your father? Your father is lying on the ground, and he doesn't come to help. He is still there BOOMBOOMBOOM. I think you will fart tonight. The bed Pad blown through."

There was a moment of silence in the air.

Ten seconds later, Tang Yujie, Wen Xingyuan's teammate next door, let out a wild roar and laughed from the gaming chair directly under the table.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

"Damn it, Xiao Mo is too hot..."

Seeing that Wen Xingyuan's hands were not in the operating position, he smiled and panted and patted the person on the shoulder. The distance was close enough that even the voice was trapped in Wen Xingyuan's headset.

"Crash, cremation, one-stop service, almost being spat out by teammates."

Wen Xingyuan turned his head unrepentantly, his face was still red with blood surging after spraying five times a second.He stiffly raised his finger and pointed at the screen. It was good, even his neck and ear tips were stained red, and his whole body looked like a freshly baked airdrop box.

"Do you see this?"

Tang Yujie nodded as if he found a confidant, and unilaterally gave Wen Xingyuan a high five.

"Yes, yes, are you watching too? I also thought that you went to blow up the fish pond. What kind of line is yours? It feels much faster than mine. My delay has not yet narrowed the circle."

As we all know, live broadcasts are delayed.

But the spectators did not.

"You." No matter how big Tang Yujie's heart is, he should realize that things are not that simple. The main problem is that it is hard to believe that there are such coincidences in the world, "Could it be Xiao Xiao himself? "

"Here I am." Trembling, Wen Xingyuan took another bite of the chicken leg, "It should be Xiao Mo himself who scolded him."

It stands to reason that it is no big deal, at most it will be intercepted into a funny short video tomorrow, and several e-sports self-media will learn from each other and forward it, and the fans will pass it by haha.What's more, Xiao Mo is known as the top brother of the Jedi, and Wen Xingyuan is still the little gun king with a paralyzed face. If the two sides fight for real, it is not sure who will win the battle among the fans.

The issue is……

Wen Xingyuan remembered that when he was 17 years old, after a glimpse at the gate of the base, he thought that becoming the top player would be able to catch up with the back who was far away from disputes.Unexpectedly, since then, their life trajectories have been completely different, and the more outstanding they are, the farther and farther apart they are.

After finishing the work, the distance was finally shortened, and the beauty was gone.

"what--!"

He wailed, what a fucking first impression.Don't let your mother BOOMBOOM, don't let the mattress BOOMBOOM, let me just BOOMBOOM where I am.

"I'm sorry bro."

Xiao Mo's voice sounded again in the earphones, Wen Xingyuan straightened his back, like a symphony conductor, waved his hand to signal everyone to lower the decibel.

"It's true that I didn't pay attention. The elderly operate it. If you are not careful, you will be physically overpowered. You scolded well and deserved it. I was stunned when you scolded flow."

Wen Xingyuan burst out laughing, no wonder before the accident, fans jokingly called him an e-sports socialite, he was indeed too good at talking.

"I heard that your friends also watched my live broadcast. I apologize to you. Let's get another water friend and let's line up together?"

Tang Yujie's gossip ear was attached to the outside of the earphones, his eyes lit up with joy when he heard this, and he mouthed wildly.

"Pai! Puff-ah-pai-ah!"

You shouldn't eat spicy chicken drumsticks.

Wen Xingyuan pursed his thin lips, and returned to the inscrutable facial paralysis mode. The end of his eyes was drooping slightly, but at the moment his heart was in a mess, and he didn't know where the drooping was.

The feeling in the stomach was very strange, and it was the first time Wen Xingyuan encountered it in his life.It seems that there is a fire, and it seems that it has eaten something too sour, and it is soft and rolled into a ball, and it is twisted and twisted like a towel.

Afterwards, Tang Yujie looked at him from the inside out with caring eyes for a fool.

"Are you mentally retarded? That's not the stomach, that's your heart. It's just oooooh, give you my heart—the heart, understand?"

But at that time, he said "Hello, hello? Our base has a power outage", and then panicked and turned off the game.

Later, Xiao Mo was the chicken who fought four times in the finals, after all, the fish pond game.

happy.

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