Do not lie to me

Shang Xuechen stood outside the door, stared at the closed door for a while, then scratched his head with his index finger, tilted his mouth, shrugged his shoulders, and originally wanted to come as before.But when his shoulders drooped, he sighed deeply.Ji Shuping is indeed different from the previous people.He thought so in his heart.Looking up at the door again, he turned and walked towards the room at the end of the corridor.

Ji Shuping leaned his back against the door, and only sighed when he heard footsteps leaving outside the door.With his back against the door, he slid all the way and fell to the ground, Shang Xuechen, I think I will really let you go this time.

Shang Xuechen entered the room without taking off his shoes, and jumped directly onto the bed with his arms open.Lying on the bed, sliding limbs, rolling and shouting, "The bed is so soft."

Bury your face into the pillow, "The pillow is also very comfortable."

Pulling the corner of the quilt, rolling with the quilt, and wrapping the whole person into kimbap, he is a radish wrapped in the quilt. Thinking of this, he laughed loudly, "Hahahahahahaha." Laughed until he remembered before It was hugged and wrapped in the quilt with Ji Shuping, so the laughter gradually died down until there was no sound.

He closed his eyes, retracted his head into the quilt, and curled up his body.The bed is soft, the pillows are soft, even the quilt is soft, everything in this room is soft and friendly to him, except Ji Shuping is different.Thinking about it, Ji Shuping was not very friendly to him, he would grab and poke him every time, which was very heavy and painful.

"He's not gentle at all!!! Very bad!!!" Shang Xuechen yelled while stuffed under the quilt.

But he can cook for himself, although the bitter gourd is bitter, the melon is very sweet, and he can play the piano!He is so good at playing the piano, and he is also very handsome when he plays it. Look at those who play suona, cucurbit flute, and allegro are not as handsome as those who play the piano.The computer seems to be very powerful. When I was working, I hugged the computer and typed.He watches English TV stations all the time, so it seems that his English is also good.Look at the financial news, the stock market goes up and down, very elite.

He seems to know a lot, but looking at himself, he doesn't seem to know anything.He only knows how to cook scrambled eggs, he doesn’t understand music at all, and when it comes to computers, he just moves the mouse and browses a webpage.Not to mention English, I can say HOWAREYOU at most.Shang Xuechen opened his eyes, sat up from the bed, and scratched his hair. If he is like this, he is not qualified to be someone else's love interest.He often loses his temper when he is fine, who is willing to serve him, so it is normal for him to lose interest in him so quickly.The little interest before was thanks to my bed skills.

How come the more you think about it, the more discouraged you become?

Shang Xuechen jumped out of bed, he slept too much during the day and couldn't sleep at night, so he decided to go downstairs to find a drink.When he walked out of the room, he walked lightly at the beginning, fearing to disturb Ji Shuping, but when he passed by the door of Ji Shuping's house, he suddenly changed his mind, deliberately stomped on his feet, and deliberately walked downstairs.

When I got to the kitchen, I opened the refrigerator door, stood still for a while, then turned around but didn’t see anyone behind me, took two steps back to cover my body with the refrigerator door, and looked in the direction of the living room. No movement was seen on the stairs.

"Maybe she's asleep."

He helped Ji Shuping find an excuse, then took out a can of wine from the refrigerator, and closed the refrigerator door.Walking out of the kitchen, I stood at the stairs and looked up, but didn't go upstairs, turned around and walked towards the living room.

Walking to the sofa and coffee table, he picked up the fish tank, "Little fish, let's go."

He walked through the large bathroom with the fish tank in his arms, towards the underground swimming pool.Put the fish tank by the pool, rolled up his trousers, sat down by the pool, put his feet in the water, picked up the can of beer and opened it, touched the fish tank, "Cheers."

The two fish in the fish tank were frightened by his touch and started to swim around.

Shang Xuechen looked at it and smiled, and raised his head to take a sip of beer, "Is the fish tank quite narrow? But I dare not put you into the pool like last time. The pool smells of bleach, you have been swimming in it for a long time and will die. I wish you a long life now."

He took another sip of wine, "Look, things in the world are very difficult. If you choose a fish tank, you will think it is narrow. If you choose a swimming pool, you will fear that your life will be short. Thinking about it, it is not only difficult to be a human being, It’s also quite difficult to make a fish.” He flicked the fish tank with his finger, this time the goldfish flicked its tail restlessly, and a little water splashed from the fish tank onto the back of his hand.

He smiled, "Hey, I didn't expect to have such a big temper."

Putting the wine in his hand aside, his feet stirred up a wave from the water, and the water surface of the entire swimming pool began to sway. He looked at the water surface of the swimming pool and said to himself, "Little fish, actually, I have something on my mind. That's it. Ji Shuping, it seems that he doesn't care about me a little bit. You see, men are like this. After you taste the things you get a few times, you will find that they are quite boring. But ah, I can't stop caring about him. , I still owe him a debt. I also want to leave, but what if Xu Xueshi finds him? I know he seems to have specially practiced fighting skills, but Xu Xueshi has a gun. If I were here, Xu Xueshi should give my cousin some face. What if Ji Shuping doesn't care about me anymore and drives me away? I can't just ignore his life and death. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, right? .”

The goldfish in the fish tank rolled its big eyeballs, as if rolling its eyes at him, and the two fish swam and bumped into each other in the small fish tank, as if they were chatting, discussing what he said, and then asked him , can't you admit that it's because you like him?

He sighed, this sigh was so long that even the echo in the underground swimming room seemed long, he seemed to understand what the goldfish said, "Why do I admit that he didn't speak, I would be wrong What do you want to do. Although I am frivolous, don't look at him in a suit and look serious, the way he knows me is also very frivolous. Maybe he just took you for fun. And..." Shang Xuechen said here He paused, his throat twitched, "Also, do you think he knew that the kidnapping was related to me? What do you think I should do?"

The goldfish didn't speak, and Shang Xuechen looked at the fish tank with a smile, "Oh, I've known you for so long, and I still don't know whether you two are male or female. If there is one male and one female, who is the male and who is the female?" He remembered what he and Ji Shuping had done on the sofa, and said shamelessly, "If you both are men, don't learn from me and Ji Shuping." While talking, he lowered his eyes again , "It hurts the kidney and makes me sad."

Originally, the disappointment was only reflected on the eyelashes for a second, and suddenly he became heartless again, "But, do fish have kidneys? Hahahahahaha."

The goldfish seemed to be rolling their eyes at him again. They have kidneys and hearts, but only in vitro fertilization, which does not harm the body, and their memories are short, so they wag their tails leisurely when they are alive.

Shang Xuechen turned his head and looked at the empty swimming pool, "Remember, the first time I kissed him was here, under the water. That kiss smelled of bleach, which was really unpleasant. And he kissed him for the first time. Kissing is very domineering, and biting hurts." Picking up the wine in hand, he took a sip, "Little fish, don't look at the way he holds it, he looks like five people. But kissing is very domineering, do He was domineering when it happened, and my body couldn't stand his torment. But when he was sleeping, he would act like a baby, pretending to be cold to me, and let me hug him tightly." Shang Xuechen said again Laughed, "Why do you think it's cold in the summer? He's so big, he's so awkward even acting like a baby." After laughing, he sighed again, "I don't know if he will feel cold when he sleeps alone tonight. ?”

Shang Xuechen picked up the wine next to him, drank it all in one gulp, burped happily after drinking, deflated the can, and lifted his foot out of the water.He stood up holding the fish tank, looked up the stairs, "Let's go, little fish."

Ji Shuping sat on the ground leaning against the door, he heard Shang Xuechen's footsteps coming out of the room, as if he had gone downstairs.After a while, no footsteps were heard going upstairs.

Is he gone?

Ji Shuping became a little flustered, leaning against the door to listen to the movement outside, it might just be a little longer time to go downstairs.After a while, there was still no footsteps coming upstairs.he really left?out of the house?

Ji Shuping couldn't bear it anymore, got up and opened the door, he was going to go downstairs, took two steps towards the stairs, turned around and looked at the room at the end of the corridor, maybe he went back to the room, but his steps were very light.

With a guess, he went to push the door of that room. After he opened it, he should be able to see a person lying on the bed, soundly asleep.However, after pushing it away, the bed was empty.

Ji Shuping ran downstairs in a hurry, and went to the kitchen first, but there was no one there.Then ran to the living room, still no one.

He ran to the gate, opened it, and ran down the street without seeing anyone.He fumbled in his pocket, didn't take out his cell phone, and ran back into the house. He passed the living room and was about to go upstairs when he stopped suddenly and turned to look at the door of the bathroom.

Ji Shuping swallowed his saliva, walked towards the bathroom, opened the door and saw no one, walked two steps into the bathroom, saw the fish tank on the sink halfway, and was half convinced of the guess in his heart.Continue to walk cautiously towards the bathtub, go up two steps, and see Shang Xuechen curled up in the bathtub and fell asleep.

When I saw the person, I was relieved.Upon closer inspection, he discovered that he was barefoot and his calves were wet.Turning around to get a towel, he walked to the bathtub again, stepped into the bathtub and dried his feet.

"Ji Shuping."

He heard Shang Xuechen calling him, thought he was waking him up, looked up at him, but he was not awake, he was calling his name in a dream.Something flowed out of the corner of the eye, trickled down the bridge of the nose, and fell straight down, as if crying.Ji Shuping lowered his head and continued to help him dry his feet, "It seems that I am not as magnanimous as I imagined, and I still can't let you go."

Shang Xuechen woke up in the morning, turned over and adjusted to the side-lying position he was most used to, squinted and saw the empty sofa opposite, and opened his eyes wide in shock.After taking a closer look, I realized that it was the sofa in the room where he slept.So he calmed down, closed his eyes, returned to the cage for a while and was completely sleepy, planning to continue to sleep.

Drowsiness was brewing for seven or eight minutes, and just as he was about to meet Duke Zhou thoroughly, a hand reached in from the hem of his clothes, along his waistline, around the front, and swam straight to his chest.At first, he thought he was dreaming, only felt that the skin that was slightly touched was itchy, and thought it was the goldfish that had been drinking with him last night swimming on him.When the hand landed on his chest, the person with closed eyes felt something was wrong. Why did the fish grow a bit bigger and not so slippery to the touch?

When the hand squeezed his chest and woke him up from the dream, his vigilance was activated. As soon as he lowered his head, he saw his chest swell, and through the neckline, he could see that hand was still rubbing against his chest. with.

Shang Xuechen's brain is not fully awake yet, his body took a step forward, restrained the evil hand on his chest through his clothes, and turned around to give the person behind him an elbow from top to bottom, ready to hit his ribs directly.

Do you think my tofu is so delicious as your grandfather? !

Thinking this way, the other arm has been raised.Looking back, behind him was Ji Shuping who was asleep with his eyes closed, quickly retracted the elbow that was about to fall, and let go of the hands that were making trouble on his chest.

Seeing that Ji Shuping was still asleep, he suddenly didn't dare to move. He was still lying on his side with his back to him, and could only turn his head to look at him. He was afraid that his movement would wake him up again.

Ji Shuping's eyelashes trembled, and Shang Xuechen saw that he had to turn around quickly.The person behind him didn't move much, the hand that drilled into his clothes was not as quiet as the person behind him, he was restlessly grabbing that point, kneading, rubbing and scratching, Shang Xuechen could only hold back, trembling, thinking, why am I here?Why is he here?

He didn't suppress the movement of his waist shaking, Shang Xuechen listened to his breathing, he felt like he was awake, but his hands still didn't stop, and gradually became more excessive, Shang Xuechen didn't stop him, only tentatively said, "Are you awake? "

"Ah."

Hearing the answer from behind, he couldn't help asking, "Kneading after waking up? No matter how much you knead, you won't be able to get 36D out."

"I think it feels good in the hand."

"You!" He originally wanted to grab Ji Shuping's hand and throw it out of his clothes, but Ji Shuping stopped and spread his palm flat on his chest, which made him confused again, unable to calm down. The posture of bulging and admonishing people boils like water, and the face is steaming.

When he said it again, he lost his previous proud aura, "Why am I here?"

"You were drunk last night."

Shang Xuechen knew that he wasn't actually drunk last night, he only drank more than a can of beer.It's just that he didn't want to expose Ji Shuping, he just told himself that he was really drunk, because the mood was more intoxicating, and he persuaded himself to help him complete the lie.

"Then, why are you here?"

"You are drunk, I will carry you back."

"I'm asking, why did you sleep in..."

Before he could complete the question, Ji Shuping hooked him, pulled him into his arms, and buried his face in the crook of his neck, "You have a fever and are drunk, so I can't sleep well. I I'm a little tired, let me take a good night's sleep today."

After speaking, he stuck one of his legs between Shang Xuechen's legs.Shang Xuechen immediately felt the disobedience in his words, he was actually not tired, the thing in his crotch was pressing against him vigorously, but he still didn't expose it, because Ji Shuping's suit hadn't been changed, he guessed if he was Guarding yourself again?

He asked him in this scorching summer, "Ji Shuping, are you cold?"

Outside the window, cicadas sing one after another.

The temperature of the air conditioner is just right, and it would be a bad lie to say it was cold.Lying is to lie to the truth, so always pretend to be true, but what if someone asks you to lie to him?Even if you don't even need a disguise, it's just a lie waiting for you to speak.

Ji Shuping didn't want to lie anymore, "I'm not cold anymore."

"Oh." The voice sounded a little unhappy.

"But I want you to hug me."

Shang Xuechen pursed his lips, suppressed the corners of his mouth that were about to turn up, and turned around to hug him, "Is that so?"

Ji Shuping pulled his hands out of his clothes and wrapped them around his waist so that he could get closer to him, and put his legs on his thighs, "It seems that I won't be able to eat your tofu."

He pinched Ji Shuping's waist, "You think I'm your nanny?!"

Ji Shuping clenched his hands tightly, "But this is pretty good."

"How long are you going to sleep?"

"what happened?"

"I'm a little hungry."

"Then I'll sleep for a while."

"What will you cook for me when you wake up?"

"What do you want to eat?"

"Hmm...I want to eat hot pot."

"There are no ingredients in the refrigerator, and you have a bad stomach."

"Oh."

Hearing this feeble answer, Ji Shuping thought to himself, don't make fun of yourself, isn't eating hot pot just to join in the fun, "Then let's go to hot pot. When we wake up, let's go buy ingredients."

This time, Shang Xuechen didn't press the corners of his mouth that were about to turn up, and fell asleep again with a slumped belly and a smile. He thought he didn't watch yesterday's comedy seriously, and wondered if Ji Shuping liked this cheesy thing?