I, C position, counterattack

An Ran kicked over angrily, "You're only married for the second time."

Fang Yukai also followed up and said, "Dad, I'm not an oil bottle." The voice was deliberately pretending to be a grandma, and she was slurring her speech with a pacifier plugged in, so disgusting that Xu Haozhe almost couldn't hold back his thoughts. Beat up.

The three of them stopped arguing, and Fang Yukai first showed everyone a big notebook with the words 'Scene [-]: Pizza Cutting' written on it.

The performance started, the one with props, got a sofa, Xu Haozhe and Fang Yukai, the "father and son" were sitting on the sofa, playing mobile games and playing games, and there was a coffee table in front of it, with an iron washbasin on it and notebook.

This mobile phone is a prop provided to him by the program group, and the two of them are passionately performing and playing games there.

At this time, An Ran's mother came out with a freshly baked pizza in one hand, and a knife in the other hand, and put it on the coffee table in front of the sofa, and asked, "Son, the pizza is ready."

Fang Yukai tossed the pacifier aside and said happily, "That's great, mom is the best."

Xu Haozhe reached out to eat a piece, but An Ran patted it off, "I baked this specially for my son, don't move around." Then he smiled and asked his son, saying: "Son, how do you want to cut it? Eight yuan or 12 yuan?"

Fang Yukai thought for a while and said: "Cut it into eight yuan, 12 yuan is too much, I can't finish it."

An Ran's hand holding the knife just froze there.

The people in the audience were already laughing together, all of them were impressed by their son's IQ.

"Hahahahahaha, it really is a sand sculpture, with an IQ of 6666."

"This son is so patient, I don't think there is anything wrong with it, 12 yuan is too much hahahaha."

"My son is so stupid, I want to know the shadow area in An Ran's mother's heart at this time hahahaha."

An Ran's mother was afraid of hurting her son's heart, so she was very cooperative and just wanted to talk, but Xu Haozhe interrupted, "Cut it to 12 yuan, I'm better at eating."

An Ran picked up the washbasin that had been placed on the tea table and slammed it on the forehead, and said angrily, "It turns out that my son's IQ is inherited from you."

Xu Haozhe was 'stunned' from the beating, and lay straight on the sofa, rolling his eyes.

At this time, the people in the audience were already laughing a little too much to take care of themselves, and the instructors were also trying their best to hold back their smiles, so they couldn't become emojis.

Fang Yukai hurriedly picked up the book he had written a long time ago and turned over a page, on which was written 'Second Scene: New Clothes'.

At this moment, only Xu Haozhe, the father, was left on the sofa playing games.

An Ran came over wearing a 'flowered dress', and said excitedly: "Husband, how do you like my new clothes? Does it look good?"

Xu Haozhe glanced at it casually and said, "Wow, what a beautiful new dress, such a beautiful dress, do you want to match it all over?"

As soon as these words came out, the audience below laughed like crazy again, laughing unsteadily.

"I can't, I can't, I guess Dad is going to die this time, let's call the police, I think we can save Dad's life."

"It's a miracle that my father's emotional intelligence can survive until now. I can only say that An Ran's mother is too tolerant."

"Everyone, please pay attention, there will soon be a murder caused by a piece of clothing ahead."

"Mother An Ran, I support you, kill this sand sculpture's father, and hit him with a washbasin."

The discussion in the audience is full of tongues, and the performance on the stage is still going on.

An Ran's mother's face darkened, she picked up the washbasin next to her and threw another basin at it.

Fang Yukai's son ran out from nowhere, got a keyboard and said, "Mom, you can't just let him go, this is for you."

An Ran pushed the keyboard into Xu Haozhe's hand and said, "Kneel down on the keyboard."

Xu Haozhe kneeled down pitifully holding the keyboard, as if he didn't know what he did wrong.

At this time, Fang Yukai stepped aside and said in a monologue: "Actually, I broke the keyboard when I was secretly playing with the optical computer. It just happened that this time I let Dad take the blame."

After saying this, Fang Yukai ran over and turned the book to the third page 'Scene Three: Surprise'.

Fang Yukai's son was sitting on the sofa, holding a doll, looking at An Ran's mother coquettishly and said: "Mom, many children have younger brothers and sisters, why I don't have younger brothers and sisters, you give me one. "

An Ran took the broom while sweeping the floor and replied, "Okay, I will give you one, and I will have it when your father comes back from a business trip."

Fang Yukai insisted: "No, give birth now, and give Dad a surprise."

Having just returned from a business trip, Xu Haozhe, who was surpriseing his wife and children at the door, rushed up to grab the iron washbasin on the tea table when he heard what his son said, and smashed it, "Get out."

Even if the performance is over here, the "family of three" stood up one by one, stood on the stage and bowed to everyone, saying: "Our performance is over, I hope you like it."

"I like it, I like it so much, give Dad a surprise, hahaha I'm afraid the surprise will turn into a fright."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, luckily I didn't eat a lot at noon today, otherwise I would have laughed out loud."

"The performance of your family of three is really laughable, please save me quickly."

"I just want to say where I bought that iron washbasin. The quality is so good that it didn't break even after being smashed three times."

"No, no, no, I was overwhelmed by the IQ of the Sand Sculpture father and son when I watched the first one, and now my stomach hurts from laughing at the latter one."

All the trainees laughed so hard that some of them rolled on the ground, laughing so hard that tears came out.

Several mentors were also made to laugh by the performance of the three of them, and they couldn't laugh out loud or roll on the ground like the trainees. They all held back very hard, and their shoulders trembled violently.

Even the most serious person in the old tree of Hang Yujiang looked like he couldn't laugh, and suppressed his emoji.

In the end, there is no doubt that their "daily sand sculpture of a family of three" is the funniest and most contrasting, and won the final award.

When Zeng Lei announced that their reward was that tomorrow the program team would give each of them [-] star coins, and they could go out for eight hours for a holiday, everyone was so jealous that they almost went crazy.

"They can actually go out for 8 hours, God, this is so happy, I'm going to turn into a lemon essence."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty?"

"You are not as beautiful as An Ran when you dress up as a woman. Don't blind the audience."

"I don't care, I don't care, you go out, you must bring us something delicious to come back."

Xu Haozhe directly refused: "Don't even think about it, the show crew gave [-] star coins for being so picky, what can I buy? I don't even have enough for myself."

Fang Yukai still had a milk towel wrapped around his head, and before he could change his clothes, he nodded in agreement, "That's right."

All the trainees pointed to Fang Yukai and said: "When adults talk, children don't interrupt."

For these two rich gentlemen, [-] star coins are really just a matter of buying anything and they will be gone. On the contrary, An Ran thinks that [-] star coins are a lot and they can buy a lot of things.

Before the few of them got up the next day, some trainees in the dormitory had already gathered around them early, just talking about what they wanted to buy, and some even made a bunch of shopping lists in a very funny way.

Xu Haozhe directly crumpled up the purchase list and stuffed it back, "It's only [-] star coins in total, and you still have a purchase list, why don't you ask me to buy you a spaceship or a building?"

An Ran was packing her backpack after washing and brushing her teeth.

There is nothing to bring, just bring a book and a pen to see if there is a chance to review and so on. After going out, I have to buy some draft books to come back.

Before eight o'clock, the program team sent someone to give each of them [-] star coins. The people next to them could see that their eyeballs were about to pop out. They were locked here for two months, as if they had been locked up for three days. It was as if he had never seen a hundred star coin before, and his expression made one wonder if he would rush to grab it in the next second.

They are all trainees. It is impossible for the program team to provide greasy food with big fish and meat, and the main dishes are mainly healthy supplement elements.Life is like a monk without a mobile phone.

Xu Haozhe and Fang Yukai, who wanted to buy something, firmly disagreed, and quickly put away the money.

An Ran responded: "Let me take a look. If I see something delicious and not expensive, I can buy some back."

"An Ran, you are such a little angel." These people said excitedly, each of them wanted to hug An Ran and kiss her.

An Ran quickly took a few steps back, "There is no need to thank you, I will go first."

After finishing speaking, he ran away quickly. In fact, these people are a bit scary.

The three of them went to the busy city together in a suspension car, and the program team would pick them up eight hours later at the designated location.

Even though they were allowed to come out to play during the holidays, there was still a big cameraman behind each of them taking pictures. Many people along the way were very curious and would take a second look.

What's more, the three boys are not low in appearance, and good-looking people are easy to be seen everywhere.

Walking in the bustling city, An Ran felt that time flies, two months have passed since they joined the program group.

Fang Yukai held the three hundred star coins in his pocket, and asked excitedly, "Mom and Dad, where are we going now?"

An Ran kicked him angrily, "Get out, you're still addicted to pretending."

He was a straight man, and he had such a big cheap son before he got married, but he refused.

"Of course it's breakfast. I'm so tired of eating steamed buns, porridge, and steamed buns in the canteen of the program group every day. I have to get something delicious when I come out." Xu Haozhe pulled An Ran and Fang Yukai excitedly Go to the place that sells breakfast.

The three went to the nearest food city together.

The food city has a total of 99 floors, and each floor is full of food, covering a variety of food from various planets.

Breakfast, milk tea, snacks, noodles, etc., you can basically find famous snacks and specialties from various places in it.

They went to an exquisite refreshment shop first, and there were many kinds on the menu.

The store is also designed in a more user-friendly way. There are paper menus for ordering, and there is also a very beautiful robot waiter who blinks, and a transparent touch-screen menu appears on their desktop for everyone to order directly.

Xu Haozhe picked up the menu and flipped through it. Looking at the beautiful pictures on the menu and the delicious breakfast, he ordered excitedly: "Boss, give me this, this, this..."

The two ordered seven or eight dishes in one breath.

Fang Yukai, on the other hand, clicked the order on the transparent screen in front of him, his posture was comparable to Xu Haozhe's.

An Ran glanced at the price, pressed the hands of the two of them, and canceled all the dishes they ordered one by one.

Xu Haozhe was puzzled: "What are you doing? An Ran."

An Ran was still canceling: "Is it fun for you to order so much food?"

Xu Haozhe said as a matter of course: "If you can't finish eating, you can't finish eating. At worst, pack it up and go home for everyone to eat."

Fang Yukai also said: "That's right, it happens that they all want us to bring food home."

An Ran glared at him and said, "Don't you both look at the price? We don't have enough money to pay for it?"

The two took a look. The cheapest breakfast here is twenty or thirty star coins, and the most expensive ones are forty or fifty star coins.

As expected of the two rich young masters, they didn't even think about whether they had so much money in their pockets.

Xu Haozhe was depressed: "This program group is really picky, so they gave [-] star coins, which is not even enough for breakfast."

An Ran took a look at the menu on the tablet, and finally said: "The food here is too expensive, let's eat at another one."

There are cheap ones and expensive ones in this whole food city. The place they entered should be a mid-range breakfast shop.

When they heard that they were going out, the two young masters were not happy.

Young Master Xu Haozhe's arrogance flared up, "I've come and sat all the time, it's so embarrassing to go out without eating anything."

Fang Yukai's sycophant nodded: "That's right."

Regardless of their wishes, An Ran directly dragged the two of them outside, and finally found a relatively small pancake shop, and said, "Let's eat this."

The two looked at the price above. The price of a pancake was 7 stars. If you added eggs and ham, you would add [-] star for each item.

"Just eat this?" Xu Haozhe said in disbelief: "We finally came out, and you let me eat this?"

Fang Yukai said directly without thinking: "This thing is so cheap, can it be eaten? It won't cause diarrhea if you eat it?"

The boss who was spreading the pancakes looked up and said fiercely: "This is a ten-year-old shop, and there are many repeat customers. I have never said that I have had diarrhea. You can see that there are so many people queuing up. "

Fang Yukai still wanted to refute, "Then these people..."

Before he finished speaking, An Ran immediately covered his mouth tightly, and said apologetically to the boss: "Boss, I'm sorry, this kid just got hit in the head, talking nonsense."

After speaking, he took the two of them to line up.

Xu Haozhe saw that there was a queue as long as a dozen people in front of him, and he was even more unhappy, "Why do we have to come to this restaurant to eat? It takes a long time in line, can't we change?"

"The fact that there are so many people queuing up in his store means that the food must be delicious, and his prices are not expensive." Seeing that the two of them still had something to refute, An Ran said angrily: "Shut up, just say a few more words, All your money will be confiscated."

The two of them stopped talking for a moment, probably because when the show was on yesterday, the mother's prestige was still there.

Although there were many people queuing in front, the boss spread the pancakes very quickly, and it was their turn soon.

An Ran ordered directly: "Boss, bring us three pancakes, one with an egg and meat floss, and the other two with nothing."

The two eldest young masters who were still disgusted there, heard that An Ran said nothing, and immediately screamed: "Who said no, the boss gave me an egg, a ham, a meat floss, and a roast duck." Meat with bacon..."

For such a cheap pancake, you must add everything you can.

Fang Yukai also hurriedly said: "Me too, I am the same as him."

An Ran looked at these two people speechlessly, even if they add all of them, it will not exceed 15 yuan a piece at most, so let them make trouble.

At least one pancake here is enough to eat. In the place just now, the food is expensive and the portions are small. I guess you need to order at least two or three pancakes to be full.

The three pancakes are all ready, the two bulging ones from Xu Haozhe and Fang Yukai are obviously much larger than An Ran's.

An Ran started to eat first, nodded: "It tastes very good, you should try it."

"You bought it with money, so let's try it." Xu Haozhe took a bite with a disgusted expression.

As a result, I felt that the taste was quite good after one bite. So many messy fillings mixed together, it was quite delicious.

Fang Yukai also took a bite, and also thought it was good, the three of them ate while walking.

Probably because he didn't eat breakfast, he was really hungry, and Xu Haozhe ate more deliciously and in a hurry, he didn't even notice that the corner of his mouth was covered with sauce.

An Ran originally wanted to remind her, but suddenly two girls rushed over and asked cautiously, "Excuse me, are you Xu Haozhe?"

Xu Haozhe was still holding the pancake in his hand, with the sauce on the corner of his mouth, he nodded in a daze: "Yes."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

"Xu Haozhe, aren't you still recording the show? How did you come out?" After seeing the cameraman behind them, he probably understood, "Are you guys filming an exterior scene?"

Xu Haozhe nodded: "Almost."

"Xu Haozhe, we are your fans, can you sign for us?" The two girls asked excitedly.

Xu Haozhe nodded blankly and said, "Oh, okay."

The two girls quickly took out a notebook from their bags and handed them to Xu Haozhe.

An Ran saw that he quickly signed autographs for the two girls, and the other party asked for a group photo, and they all cooperated one by one, and then the two left very excitedly.

Later, when they went shopping, they met many girls and boys who came forward to sign autographs.

Most of them are looking for Xu Haozhe, who made him the most popular C position, and there are two who are looking for Fang Yukai.

An Ran was relatively quiet, no one noticed, and most of the time he acted as the photographer of the two of them.

After all, he basically had no shots in the first three episodes, and only increased in the fourth episode, so he won't have many fans all at once.

As soon as this idea came to fruition, I saw a beautiful aunt who was shopping with a bag on her back and stepped on high heels excitedly when she saw An Ran, "Are you Ran Ran?"

An Ran: "...Yes?"

Beautiful aunt: "What a son, I thought I had misunderstood the person. I am your mother's fan."

safely:"……"

Mom fan?

An Ran was a little puzzled and said: "Mom fan? I think you are not a few years older than me?"

The beautiful aunt covered her face and smiled happily when she heard this, "My son is so cute, he can really talk. I am already 35 years old this year, so I can be your mother if I give birth earlier?"

"Are you 35 years old? I thought you were still a college student." An Ran meant it sincerely. The other party really didn't look like she was in her thirties at all. I can only say that the current skin care products are too strong?

An Ran's surprised and disbelieving eyes successfully pleased the beautiful mother.

Then the pretty aunt mentioned that she wanted to take a photo with An Ran, and of course An Ran readily agreed.

The beautiful aunt came over happily, and handed Fang Yukai her mobile phone and said, "Can I trouble you to take a photo for us?"

Fang Yukai: "Yes."

The beautiful aunt stood beside An Ran, smiled very nicely and said, "Come on, let's laugh together, eggplant."

An Ran's expression was still quite dull, she had never encountered such a thing before and didn't know how to react, when she heard the other party say she was about to laugh, she immediately grinned, her smile and appearance looked a little cute.

Afterwards, the other party also took out the notebook for An Ran to sign, and when he opened the notebook, it turned out that there were An Ran's sketches inside, which were the materials he used on stage.

Looking at the shape she drew, you can tell that it was the appearance of her first performance. Did anyone notice her at that time?

"Of course, can you sign your name in the lower right corner for me?" The beautiful aunt looked at him with hope in her eyes.

An Ran nodded: "Okay."

Signature An Ran signed a lot in his previous life, all of which were book signatures. Every time a new book was to be sold, the publishing house would ask him to sign a bunch of autographed editions. This was the first time he had signed autographs for fans like this.

The hand holding the pen tightened unconsciously.

He has written the word An Ran many times since he was a child, but this time he wrote it with a special feeling, and every stroke seems very sacred.

After the name was signed, An Ran then flipped through it, and sure enough, there were several sketches of him drawn on the back, each of which was very realistic, and its shape resembled his own.

The beautiful aunt said: "I used to study fine arts when I was studying. I haven't painted for so many years, and my skills have faded."

An Ran praised, and returned the notebook to the other party, saying: "The drawing is very good."

Pretty aunt: "Come on Anran, I believe you can do it."

An Ran was taken aback, then nodded, "Okay, I will work hard."

"Anran, you are still growing, you need to eat more fruits." Before leaving, the beautiful aunt bought a big bag of apples and a cup of lemon tea for Anran.

In addition to buying for him, he also bought food for other people, of course not apples.I bought a glass of iced drink for everyone, including the video camera brother, and asked them very solemnly: "Camera camera brother, I entrust my 'son' to you, please take care of him."

An Ran watched a stranger begging the staff to take care of him, that feeling was very strange.

He had a lot of very loyal readers when he wrote articles before, because the author didn't need to be exposed to so many things, so he had never seen such a scene of fans, which was more worried about him than An Ran himself.

Looking at the cup of lemon tea and the apple in my hand, I feel a lot of emotions all of a sudden.