After being reborn, my opponent became my koi [Entertainment]

The camera shot passed the bathroom door for a few seconds, and the barrage was densely packed with bathing-related information, and it was about to go in an indescribable direction. Finally, Chiyi walked out.

The lateness of the fresh bath!Wearing a white cat one-piece suit, it's pink and tender! !The hair is wet and limp! ! !

The bullet screen has become a world of mama fans and boyfriend fans, all clamoring "I can!", "I want to fuck him!"...

[This set of white cat pajamas is too cute!It suits him so well!Woooo so soft! 】

[I have already placed an order for [-] sets of white cat pajamas, and I am going to get a set for all my younger brothers and sisters! 】

[? ? ?I came back and took a look at the variety show, the sales volume changed from 300+ to 1w+ in minutes, are you devils? ? ? 】

【Report!Sales exceeded 3 + Liao!For Italian cubs!Duck! ! ! 】

[I was so scared that I hurried out and bought a set]

[Fuck? ? ?SOLD OUT! ! !I am addicted to variety shows for 1 minute!I also want to have the same pajamas as Yizai!Sisters, who will give me a set? ! 】

[Why is it sold out at only 8w+?This is too despised the spending power of our fans!I replenish the blood book! 】

[Using my 20-year single hand speed limit to enter the password, I successfully grabbed the last set! 】

[Sisters skr ruthless]

[It's all wolf fire, I lost here]

Pajamas·Sponsors became the biggest winners.

The pajamas turmoil finally subsided under the sold out, and everyone continued to eat melons and watch variety shows.

In the picture, Chiyi finished blow drying her hair, and carefully noticed that Yan Ze was still sitting there with wet hair, and asked him to come and blow dry her hair too.

Everyone roared that Chi Yi is such a gentle pldd, but after Yan Ze came over, he sat motionless, it seemed that he was waiting for Chi Yi to blow his hair, and his movements were as natural as they should be.

After Chiyi was stunned for two seconds, he had to willingly help him blow his head.

Yan Ze sat lazily by his bed and flipped through the script, accompanied by a piece of soft and brisk background music, a sense of warmth rushed over his face, and the camera also featured a close-up of Chi Yi gently playing with Yan Ze's hair.

The viewers were mesmerized and smiling at this picture of home.

[What are you doing with the screenshot? 】

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【it is true!This long flow of water is like the way of getting along with an old husband and wife!Cat and cat husband and wife isrio!Not really I eat my phone raw! ! 】

[It's not like I said, can you decide on a name with a CP?How many names will appear in one episode? 】

[Whatever name you want, just click on it!Couple costumes, woo woo woo old man's girlish heart! ! ! 】

[The cp made of iron, the name of running water]

[This can be done! 】

【The firework girl didn't know who to envy for a while】

[I am the hair dryer in Yizai's hand!I certify that they are true! ! 】

【I'm Yi Zai's pajamas!I certify that they are true! ! ! 】

[The barrage is so good, I can still dream]

It's a pity that Yan Ze's hair became messy under the blow of the little straight man's delayed wind, and it looked even more messy than when it wasn't blown.

However, Yan Kong's fireworks girls don't care, after all, my brother Yan Hao can hold even a chicken nest head!

Yizai is willing to blow your head for you, what more bike do you need? ? ?

Even if it's a chicken coop, I have to hold it back!

Yan Ze also seemed quite satisfied, and went out with Chi Yi without saying a word, hugging the cat.

It has to be said that sitting together with Bulling in the pajamas of the cat suit, the two are a perfect neat family.

Then there's the "who's undercover" game.

At the beginning of the game, the audience had their own God's perspective, saw everyone's cards, and naturally knew that Chi Yi was an undercover agent holding the "lipstick" card.

The barrage is betting, guessing how many rounds Chi Yi can hide his identity.

[Although, I think Yi Zai is a bit dumb, and may reveal his identity in the second round]

【I'm also worried. If I speak more carefully, it won't be easy to get away with it. I hope that our younger brother Chiyi won't be too honest.】

【I do not care!I hope the cub can win!Just trust him! ! ! 】

[Sisters are bold!I also pressure him to win! 】

Soon to the second lap, Chi Yi was as expected by some people, and honestly described the "color" hints about lipsticks.

As soon as these words came out, he was slapped in the face the moment he could win, and they all screamed "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

After Chi Yi finished speaking, the screen switched, capturing the surprised expressions of Song Antong and Zou Kening, and the bland expressions of Yan Ze and Tang Zuo for comparison.

Just when everyone was lamenting the inevitable failure of delay, and the sisters who would be exposed in the second round were confident, the situation changed again!

Unexpectedly, Yan Ze uttered words that had nothing to do with his cards!

It seemed that he knew that Chi Yi was an undercover agent, and guessed his cards, and deliberately described his cards.

Once again, the screen captures Song Antong, Zou Kening's shocked and confused expressions of self-doubt, as well as Tang Zuo looking up thoughtfully and Yan Ze with a calm face.

The game was completely reversed because of his words. After Tang Zola, who saw the truth, was eliminated, the others were eliminated one by one. The undercover Chiyi who didn't know the truth stayed until the end under the protection of Yan Ze, a commoner.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my tears are worthless! 】

[Report teacher!Someone here is covering up the enemy, turning his elbows out! 】

[What kind of fairy love is this? 】

[I'm really sour on Yan Ze, this is too teasing, even if I lose, I still want him to win]

[Damn, it's good to match two men! 】

[Yan Ze: Victory is worthless in front of Chi Yi! 】

[I understand that this kind of person who flirts and pampers the other party and can't bear a little suffering from the other party is extremely possessive in bed, and will not stop until the other party cries and begs for mercy seven times a night]

【Capture on the spot.jpg】

[Is it starting again?The internet is not illegal! 】

[Madam, this way please! ! ! 】

The CP brigade ate another ration angrily, it was so sweet that it almost cavities.

The first time I saw someone playing "Who is Undercover" and paving the way for undercover civilians, what is this?This is definitely love!

But then the belated straight man spoke, and the excited CP fans suddenly "hahahahahaha", the tablemate and the English class representative were too miserable!

In the delayed childhood memories and everyone's singing, the picture gradually turned to the silent sky, and in the night with a few stars shining, a few clear voices suddenly came to mind.

"Would you like to read me a bedtime story?"

"Okay, have you figured it out?"

Although there is no image, but upon hearing the sound, CP fans immediately realized who it was, and screamed indiscriminately.

【What! !Bedtime stories are here! ?Too spoiled]

[Does the director consider changing his name?It’s called an idol’s love life]

[I cry Liao!I shouldn't be in the car, I should be under the car! 】

The camera turned back to the room. In the room with the ceiling light turned off, the star lamp beside the bed was still emitting light, shining on their faces, looking gentle and hazy. While the two were talking, Yan Ze found the poem, He looked down at the phone screen, his voice was sweet and clear.

[Fuck?It's Shakespeare's "Thy long summer shall never fade"]

【Translation: How can I compare you to summer?

You are not only cuter than him, but also more gentle than him...]

[This poem is really exciting, why did Yan Ze read this poem? 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

【Groundhog calm down ah ah ah ah ah ah ah no I can't calm down ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

[YZGG, I suspect that you are confessing, but I have no proof]

【I'm crying, I also want my brother to read poems to me every night】

[Ah, ah, it's locked!Too sweet!I use my thin body to block the master lockpickers all over the world, just to say that sentence: Me!Nibbling!of!yes!real!of! 】

The night flashed by in Yan Ze's evening poems, and in the morning, Chi Yi seriously worked on Xia Guangyuan's unfinished jigsaw puzzle.

Song Antong at the side was flipping through the horoscope book, and mentioned that Gemini and Libra are a natural pair.

The spaghetti fans who knew about the late meaning constellation immediately jumped out:

[We mean Libra! ! ! 】

[I'm coming to Kepuliao!Gemini and Libra are the most perfect couple!They hit it off right away when they met for the first time, they hit it off immediately, and they flirted soon. They will always stay fresh, and they can also help each other in their careers, with a 100% fit.Highlights: As long as Gemini and Libra are together, it paves the way for romance and hope in the future! 】

[The destined couple!I got it for real! 】

[Constellation cp punches the duck! 】

[?The named madman is here again]

In the show, he hid the lateness of his constellation, and finally became known to everyone after it was broadcast.

The compatibility of the zodiac signs makes everyone feel more at ease, after all, even the old swans think they are compatible!

In the afternoon, Yan Ze and Zou Kening wore aprons to make desserts in the white and tidy back kitchen of the dessert shop. Zou Kening had never made desserts, and even under the guidance of the pastry chef, the things he made were still not normal.

Yan Ze helped her several times, but there were very few bullet screens of handsome men and beautiful women compared to before.

One is that no one wants to speak, and the other is that most cp fans just fast forward.

Eat food with the sisters first, and then watch other things!Be sure to eat sugar with your sisters for the first time!

Chi Yi and Song Antong, the protagonists who tasted desserts, also arrived at the dessert shop.

Immediately, the words "Yizai Mama Loves You", "Yizai Kiss", "When will you two get married" on the screen occupied the entire screen like tigers and wolves!

When everyone saw Chi Yi asking what Yan Ze had done for him, the barrage began to overwhelm the screen again:

[Our brother Yan is confessing his love in a disguised form, but it's a pity that the little straight man Chi Yi doesn't even know what it is, it's sad and lamentable]

【What?Confession what? !Seeking popular science]

【You are my soufflé, isn't it a confession?Hee hee hee】

[Fuck! ! !From yesterday's Shakespeare's "Long Summer" to Shu Fulei, I seriously doubt that Brother Yan is playing for real! 】

【It's no wonder the little straight man didn't know, I don't know either!But Yan Ze is really good at teasing a man! ! 】

[Song Antong: It is obviously a movie of three people, but I still can't have a name]

[Song Antong & Zou Kening: It is obviously a variety show for four people, but we are like transparent people]

[Woooooo why do my eyes often have tears?Because I love this cp deeply!In order to lick my brother's face, I didn't expect to jump into the pit of these two people! 】

[Lick two at a time, you won't lose money, sister! 】

【Okay, I'm going to lick the cream off Yizi's mouth now! 】

【Wake up, the Qing Dynasty is dead】

[Boom!I imagined a scene where YZGG pressed CYDD against the wall and licked cream...]

Although what was said in the comment section was well-organized, only the person concerned will know whether the poem from last night to today's suggestive dessert was intentional or a coincidence.

Although Yan Ze's little actions seemed normal, if ordinary people didn't pay close attention to them, they might not know that the translation of the English poem he read was suggestive, and they wouldn't even know that this dessert had something to do with confession.

But for cp fans who are good at catching wind and shadows, and are even used to finding sugar in knives, it is cooking and stamping themselves!

Seeing Chiyi surrounded by children, the cp fans who are chasing after the wind turned into Ma Ma fans again.

[Woo!Yizi surrounded by children!Super sweet! 】

[It's too soft, our younger brother is not only glued by cats but also by children, how cute is this! 】

[Let go of that delay!let me! 】

[What's going on with Yan Ze, hahahahaha, is he angry with Tongtong? 】

[Our brother Yan Ze is really a jealous vat, there is no doubt that he is not happy to be clinged to by a child, and his jealousy is almost overflowing the screen! 】

[Yan Ze was stunned after being educated by Chi Yi: This is the first time someone gave me a cold face, but smiled at another person, man, you successfully angered me! 】

[? ? ?Teacher Xiaochi's title! 】

[Teacher and student CP, I can! 】

Because in the task of taking care of the children, Xia Guangyuan and Yan Ze failed the most, so they could only accept punishment and go to the garden to trim the leaves and lawn.

Yan Ze and Chi Yi separated again, and the cp fans who were the main force of the barrage complained incessantly.

Who would have thought that the people who are begging them to be in the same frame now are the same group of people who hoped that they would not appear together at the beginning?

Sure enough, no one can escape the law of true fragrance.

On a quiet and warm night, Chi Yi and Tang Zuo made chili oil in the brightly lit hut, while Xia Guangyuan and Yan cut grass and branches in the desolate and dim garden.

Although the male gods are all good-looking, they can't be in the same frame under the same roof. The complaints of CP fans are like the song "Little Cabbage, Dilihuang", which is extremely bleak.

Originally thought that the night would pass by so calmly, but Yan Ze paddled halfway and found Chiyi when he returned to the hut!

Everyone stared with bated breath, and saw Yan Ze walking out of the hut with Chi Yi.

There must be something!Sugar-crazed viewers prepare their hungry stomachs for this wave of sugar.

Then there is no more then.

The camera continued to show Tang Zuo, who was concentrating on making seasonings, and Xia Guangyuan, who was trembling with fear, but there were no figures of Yan Ze and Chi Yi. Everyone's expectations fell through, and they were angry!

[Where is the photographer!Don't come to work tomorrow! 】

[What are the two of them doing?Why not give the shot? 】

[I suddenly thought of some kind of indescribable picture...]

【Sister, I also...】

[? ? ?This progress is too fast!But I like it! ! ! 】

【What?Is the grass py?Yes, stimulate]

【It's a ball, let's give it a shot!I have two bottles of Nutrition Express every day, and my nutrition can keep up! 】

Just when everyone was dissatisfied, Chi Yi and Yan Ze finally appeared in the camera.

In the vast and dark night, wispy clouds cover the moon, and the hazy moonlight shines on the earth, and the scene in the garden is not clear.

But the backs of the two were vaguely visible, one tall and the other thin, and around them, fireflies were dancing around, illuminating part of the scenery and their faces.

The two people illuminated by the fireflies are extraordinarily gentle.

[Show me this when I take off my pants?But... well, it’s pretty beautiful, it’s good to hold hands and talk about love first]

【no!Sorry you are only 16 years old!You are not allowed to fall in love with a smelly man! 】

[Today is also a day to shed tears for the beautiful love, it is so beautiful! 】

【Click on the video to harvest love】

When everyone's tears flooded the keyboard, flooded the room, and flooded the Atlantic Ocean, Chi Yi, who was going to find Xia Guangyuan, suddenly froze.

Everyone stopped their tears immediately, panicked by Chiyi, in the picture Yan stretched out his hand quickly when he fell, and Chiyi also subconsciously grabbed his hand.

Everything was just right, and everyone lamented that Yan Ze was still a strong boyfriend, reliable in case of an accident, but the relieved smiles did not last long, and their faces froze in the scene of the two falling together.

Yan Ze is reliable, a sow can climb a tree!

It was too embarrassing for Gong to be pulled by Chi Yi's small hand and not to support him!

After the two fell to the ground, the camera gave them a close-up from far to near, and this time the shooting was in a dim environment, it really looked a little indescribable, especially the delay of being suppressed by Yan Ze...

[The opportunity is here!Yan Ze give me a kiss ah ah ah]

[The head press team is dispatched! 】

[Team group press head and add me! 】

[I order you to give me a long French kiss immediately! The kind that goes up in 10 minutes! 】

[I order you to DOI in place! 】

In the barrage area, seeing that an [-]-word short essay could be written in minutes, Xia Guangyuan finally arrived in time, and everyone restrained their perverted smiles contentedly, and continued to eat melons.

The day with the theme of Qixi Festival turned into a theme of comedy because of Yan Ze's departure and Xia Guangyuan's sand sculpture.

When Chi Yi helped Yan Ze smoke the sachet and got two "duck" sachets that he thought were "duck", the barrage burst into laughter.

[What the hell duck, is this a mandarin duck? 】

[Woooooo mandarin duck!It's locked! 】

[Although, our Italian cubs are really cute!Foolishly want to pinch his cheek and kiss her! 】

[No, no, no, Yan Ze's death gaze warning]

[Yan Ze: If you YY again, my baby will be expelled from fan status! 】

【Hahaha, that's enough, our Yan Ze is also a decent person】

It's time for truth-telling soon, and Xia Guangyuan's affectionate speech to Ultraman Tiga, with its own sand sculpture atmosphere, aroused another wave of laughter from everyone.

After Chi Yi finished thanking the senior, there was another battle between the senior and Yan Ze in the bullet screen area. Of course, the senior was just a mediation, and the final player was Yan Ze.

In the camera, Yan Ze, who had been silent all this time, suddenly told Chi Yi: The sentence that the senior told him was actually from Shakespeare.

【Lu Xun: How much did Shakespeare give you?I pay three times Lu Xun! 】

[Lu Xun: I never said that. 】

[Lu Xun: Warning letter from the lawyer ahead! 】

[Yan Ze: Jealousy, don't miss your senior! 】

Amidst everyone's joy, a few bullet screens flashed:

[Why does it feel like I have seen this letter exchange somewhere? 】

[Is it because I am eating cp and my memory is confused?Always feel that the senior is YZGG? 】

This episode of the show ended with a love song by six people.

In the gentle love song sung by the boys and girls, the six smiling scenes gradually turn to six people disappearing, and only Yan Ze and Chi Yi are here.

Chi Yi sat in front of the piano, while Yan sat on the high chair beside him, holding the guitar and playing.

In the singing, the music of the two could not be heard, but the scene of looking at each other happened to match the music, and it was sweet and affectionate for a while.

After the singing ended, it turned into tense background music, and the screen turned again, showing a grand vision: a base surrounded by green trees, a primitive observation deck, and sniper rifles scattered on the grass...

A few idols in camouflage uniforms and boots appeared behind the bushes, gunshots rang out, mixed with the girls' screams of fear and the sound of running footsteps, the scene was very exciting for a while!

When Chi Yi was deceived by the falsely injured Xia Guangyuan, and Yan Ze took a gun and said "Surrender obediently, and spare you from death", the screen once again crazily jumped to the moment after everyone was shot by the bullet.

The trailer is over, and the barrage area has become the world of groundhogs again!

[Ah, ah, is it so exciting? It's really a field battle! 】

[Oh my god, brother in camouflage uniform!These legs, this waist, this figure... I am tired of talking about these three words!I can! 】

[What kind of domestic violence scene is this! ! !Yan Ze, what are you doing pointing a gun at Chi Yi!Do you know that there will be a crematorium in the future! 】

[Why is it gone?Just one night?unacceptable!I can watch another hundred episodes! 】

[At first I wanted to squat on an unintentional version, but I couldn't help but take a look at it, but I couldn't go out again, and joined the CP team!Tonight is a happy night! 】

【Ahhhhhhhh it's too hot!I want to see the brothers with the right guns! 】

Although the variety show is over, the topic of cp is not over. Everyone has shifted the battlefield and continued to look for candy.

After watching the entire episode of the variety show, Chiyi also watched all the bullet screens. From the tactful cp fans' speeches at the beginning, to the somewhat colorful jokes later, Chiyi was stunned.

Do he and Yan Ze really look so compatible?

He almost believed it himself!

After watching this episode of the variety show, Chi Yi was also happy and felt lost. The daily life of the few of them looked happy and warm under the editing, which made him start to recall the past.

He clicked on Weibo to see if there were any new fans, but just after entering, the software froze, and he immediately exited.

Not enough mobile content?

Chiyi thought about it, turned off all the software running in the background, and clicked in again.

This time, he was stuck out in the same pose.

Chi Yi said hello, and had to log in to the webpage to scan the code, and finally successfully logged in to his account.

As a result, I logged in and was stunned by the skyrocketing data.

In such a short period of time, he has added 300 million fans. These genuine fans have turned his Weibo upside down. Each post has tens of thousands of likes and comments. No wonder the phone is directly blocked. Card back!

CP fans, it's so scary.

Chi Yi finished appreciating the large article of Rainbow Fart, and subconsciously glanced at the trending list.

The first one is: Fog Rabbit Comes Out to Eat Xiang

Late meaning:? ? ?

Wutu is indeed a person, a Weibo netizen named Wutu is not Dirty Rabbit.

Who called Wutu Chixiang?

They are cp fans who just came out of variety shows.

In order to find food, everyone rummaged through the Weibo of the two of them. After reading it, they felt that it was not enough, so they searched for popular Weibo related to the two of them.

After this search, I naturally saw the short video of Yan Ze that Fireworks took at the pet shop before, in which there was only a short delay of one second in the shot.

After watching the video, everyone will naturally turn to the comment area. After watching this, they will see a different bet.

[@吐兔不是胶兔: The slow Yangou reappeared!Don't do it anymore, if the two of you really have a good relationship, I'll live broadcast and eat shit! 】

Now that the variety show is broadcasting, even if this person still thinks that the relationship between the two is not good, the huge power of cp fans will not let this "spot" go, and they all blog: [Come out and eat! @食兔不是胶兔】

A special for one person quickly became a hot topic.

Soon after, Wutu himself posted a post on Weibo.

[@吐兔不是贴兔: Once upon a time, there was a pair of beautiful cp placed in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I missed it, the most painful thing in the world is this!If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will say three words to that couple: I'm addicted!If I have to add a time limit to this promise, I hope it is... 1 years! 】

The author has something to say: The name of Yizai’s fans comes to mind: 【Spaghetti】【Coix Seed】【Coix Rice】【Spaghetti】【Ruler】

Which one do you like best?Or is there something better?You can talk about it in the comment area~

Thanks to the little angels who voted [Mine]: groundhog, Jin Ya, Karroy1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of Xueer loves to eat watermelon; 5 bottles of raccoons; 2 bottles of small rice dumplings and big mushrooms; 1 bottle of Yanyan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!