[Comprehensive] I am not Green Valley

It was because Bakugou threw a pillow that I closed my mouth a little bit.

"You are behind your back, the old lady can't see your back, what are you yelling?"

When he said this, I calmed down and said blankly: "Yes."

This is the first time I really feel that Bakugou understands me—knows the reason for my name.

After all, it was the first time for me to see someone look at my upper body with my own eyes, and I was inevitably a little panicked.I sat cross-legged on the ground, and subconsciously pressed against the bookcase and asked, "Ka Jiang, do you still remember what happened?"

I have no idea how my clothes were changed.

I don't know why, as if he had been hit by a thunderbolt, his whole body was full of aura, and his eyes were bloody bright.

"Is this what you are concerned about?" Bakugo said angrily, grabbing the quilt, "What do you say about your actions just now?"

Just now?

If it means that he suddenly kicked me and I fell to the ground to avoid the blow, it turned out that Bakugo woke up earlier than I thought.

I glanced at Bakugo in memory.

Here I have to say, why do I know that Bakugou is not worn inside.Because the two of us were covered with the same sheet, when I was holding him to sleep, my hand touched down unconsciously.

—there is a vacuum below.

One more thing, the wife of Bohao in the future should be able to enjoy good benefits.

Bakugou is healthy.

"What do you mean?" I didn't know what Bakugo was talking about.

Bao Hao raised his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows, and strode in front of me wrapped in a sheet, poked my forehead fiercely and said: "Next time you touch me again, I will beat you to death! Do you know? Go! Die! Re! Beat!"

My head also followed bit by bit, wondering: "What the hell did I do?"

"You are simply a pervert who is not as good as a beast."

"..."

Compared to being at a loss, my mood was suddenly inexplicably encouraged by his words.

Being so feared by Bakugo is already equal to a brave man who fights against the Demon King in my mind.

So, am I that good?

"I'm not praising you."

I immediately straightened my attitude and nodded to show that I knew.

Bakugo turned up old accounts and came here just like a thunderstorm in summer. Pili Paba kept scolding me, saying that I was not only playing hooligans in my hands, but also always flirting with my mouth, imitating my tone and saying that I have a good figure , feel good.

"Can you tell me if you are a pervert?"

"..."

I bow my head and plead guilty.

Although I don't agree with his words, in terms of degree, isn't Bakugo without clothes more rascal?But I don't think so?I didn't mean to do anything with hands and feet.Didn't he hug me too?I didn't say anything.

"Then I promise to stay three meters away from you in the future!" I pledged my life.

"..."

"Five meters!!!"

Are you not satisfied with five meters?I will continue to raise the price to ten meters.

Bauhao's complexion is getting darker and darker, I think I heard the sound of Bakuhao's front molars grinding his back molars.

"Huh? Do you think I'll let you go if you say that?"

His dry "ha" exposed his dilemma of not being able to think of a line-he didn't want my proposal, and he was desperately trying to find a way to torment me.

Wow!For the first time, I feel that Bakugo is so troublesome!

"Then I won't leave you for half a step. If you point east, I will never go west. I will listen to whatever you say."

Bao Hao snorted with his nose: "This is still speaking in human terms."

"Then did Kachan change my clothes?" I tugged at my pants and said, "And Kachan, why are you sleeping naked?"

I didn't mean to say that the state officials set fire to the Haohao state, but I just said that I was a hooligan, and I didn't criticize myself.I guarantee that the clothes are definitely changed by Kajiang. I sleep very peacefully, okay?It must be him!But I don't know the reason.

I wish I could remember something.

"……………do not know."

"........."

such a long pause...

I suspect that Bakugo remembered what happened last night, but before I could ask, he threw another pillow.After I grabbed the pillow, I saw Bakugou walk out of the quilt, grabbed a pair of pants from the closet and put it on, then saw my sight and strode up to me, squatted down and stared at me s eyes.

"Have you never seen a man change clothes? Do you want to stare so hard?"

I really think he wants to show it to me. There is a bathroom in the room, so I can just close my eyes!I think I am really a natural flatterer, as soon as he looked back, I knew I had to blow him up immediately!For example, the lines of his thigh muscles are very smooth, the muscles of the front and rear thighs are evenly distributed, and the buttocks are tight, which shows that he has used the muscles of the whole body well when exercising.

But he has such a distasteful tone, even if he praises him, he will be called a joke (? I don’t quite understand why there is such a word to describe my sincere praise)——

"No, I just found out that your legs are not too long, Kachan?" Although he is not short, I found that Baohao seems to be the reason for his longer upper body, no wonder his pants are always drooping.

As soon as I finished speaking, I was hit by a violent head hammer. I almost passed out on the spot. It was really like a concussion. I only heard a loud "hum".

What happened last night is a mystery.

When I went out along the stairs, Aunt Guangji had finished cooking and smiled kindly at me.

I couldn't help but pause.

……

Judging by the expression, she shouldn't have misunderstood.

But in this case, auntie knows something about last night.

"Good morning, auntie, did you come back in the morning?" I asked deliberately, because I saw that she was wearing pajamas when she opened the door in the morning.

"I came back last night. When you two got drunk together, I watched the whole process." Aunt Guangji smiled and said a line with a lot of information, "It's rare for us brats to show cuteness."

Her eyes were hidden, and her expression kept urging me to quickly ask her, and quickly ask what happened.

"Do you remember what happened last night?" Aunt Guangji kept prodding.

I was quite curious, so I shook my head and said, "I don't know, my whole body is broken. I shouldn't have done anything strange."

"The brat vomited on you yesterday hahahahahahahahaha, then stared blankly at you for a long time, as if you were a fool."

Do you remember that is your son?

I don't know which point hit her laughing point, she laughed so hard the whole time that she couldn't make a sentence.I can roughly sum up that when Bao Hao gets drunk, his personality is reversed. Although he is very obedient, his reflex arc is still very long.

But after she said that, I wanted to see for myself what it feels like to be drunk.

Anyway, the farce is over.

My clothes are still at home, I didn't go to get them, so I went to school in Bakugo's school uniform.

Actually, I don't want to go to school, but I remembered that I was too rude to Hong Jiaodong yesterday, and I hope he can forgive me.I don't want to hurt anyone because of me, I mean anyone who cares about me.Even sometimes I want to escape reality.

When I returned to the classroom, Mr. Hong was looking at the textbook with his body upright. I suspected that he didn't read it because his notebook was reversed.

"Frozen."

Hearing the sound, Mr. Hong turned his head slowly, and his eyes followed me from standing up to sitting down, with a rather dull expression, as if I hadn't woken up yet.

I raised a smile, and the corners of his mouth slowly rose, and his eyes began to shine.

"Morning, why is the reaction so slow today, just like the old man?"

"I don't, I'm not." Mr. Hong corrected me seriously.

He didn't react slowly, and he wasn't an old man.

I continued to smile, so Mr. Hong said to me: "What happened yesterday, I hope you don't hate me."

As soon as the words fell, I was about to be poked by Mr. Hong like a child who admitted his mistake.I can see that he is clumsy in making friends. Only children can say whether they hate it or not. At this age, many people can't express their emotions intuitively, but use rich vocabulary to express their feelings tactfully .

I don’t say I like or dislike someone very directly. On the one hand, this emotion is too direct, which is not my style; It will be very large, of course, it is related to personality factors.

"No, it was me who was throwing a fit, and Jiao Dong accommodated me." In order to further express my sincere apology, I offered an invitation and said, "Let's go home together after school, shall we have something to eat together?"

As soon as I finished speaking, the back of my head was hit by a straight ball with a speed of 150kph. I was not only lying on the table, my scalp was trembling like waves hitting the shore, and I was instantly dizzy.

Why is Bao Hao getting more and more cruel to me? !

Woo.

"You have to go back with me after school. Where else do you want to go?"

It was when I was in class that I started to think about Bakugou’s words—how could I have been set up as a prodigal person who attracts bees and butterflies?

I suspect that something must have happened last night, and Aunt Guangji didn't know about it, but Bakugo still remembered it.Shall I find a chance to drink him and make him tell the truth?

As a follow-up note, the amount of booze alcohol increases geometrically with the number of times, but I always pour a glass, and without exception, I break up.

When Bakugo and Boku got into a fight, I covered my head and murmured aside, but it was resolved when Mr. Aizawa came to the scene.Seeing that I had a big swelling, I went to the infirmary to find an ice pack to apply a cold compress on me, but Baohao could only stare blankly.

"........."

I found one thing, a very important thing.

That is, does Bakugo sometimes feel that it is a shameful thing to be nice to others in public?It's actually quite normal, like sometimes I see a poor barking dog on the road, and I'm in the way of the crowd so I'm too embarrassed to feed it.

……

Forget it, I don't know either.

I focused on the teacher.

To be honest, the teacher has been wrapped up like a mummy, so please go back and have a good rest.

"To put it simply, the sports festival will be in two weeks."

At these words, the whole class erupted.

The sports festival is equivalent to the stepping stones for the students of Xiongying to major professional English firms. Many students will be favored by professional English at the sports festival. After graduation, they will have a formal job, and they can move freely and do tasks as heroes. , and maybe become famous overnight.

Ah, but I'm indifferent to it.

how to say?

Even if there is no such thing as USJ, I want to be a hero, and I just want to inherit the mantle of Uncle Ou, I am not interested in others.Not to mention, I don't want to do anything now, I just want to find a way to make money quickly, and then leave money for my parents to take care of my parents, and then entrust Chigu Haiyun to take good care of my parents with some bitter tricks, I am already satisfied.

I don't know why I suddenly miss the Italian mansion that Lisa Lisa told me so much. I remember there is a castle in it.Just renting it out will bring in hundreds of millions of yen, right?

Woo!

It's all money!

Find an opportunity to go to work first. I said before that I should study hard and work hard to be a hero. Now let’s work hard in the direction of studying and working.

"In addition, the activities of this sports festival also continue the practice over the years - those who perform poorly may be replaced by students who perform well in other subjects for the degree of the hero department."

Wow!

This is really what you want!

My eyes lit up instantly. I wouldn’t be so busy in general subjects, but the tuition fee is relatively expensive, but I can handle it with a scholarship.

If you don't get the scholarship, just suspend your studies and don't waste my time.

After class, Mr. Hong said to me: "For a long time, work hard!"

"I will definitely try my best!"

I just raised my hand when I accidentally bumped into the arm of Liri who was going to pass through the corridor.

"I'm sorry!" I said repeatedly.

"It's okay!" Liri said with a smile on her face, looking into my eyes, "It doesn't hurt too much."

My face turned red instantly, and I buried my head and let out a "huh".

I'm still very shy with girls, and I hardly dare to meet my eyes.

Then I heard Bakugo call me a "hypocrite" with a "tss".

If you are so unwilling, if I touch you, you just touch it back!Why do you keep saying that I'm a hooligan? I'm serious!

Just when I was dumbfounded with the expression of "I'm a scumbag" to Baohao, the classmate Shangming at the window called my name loudly.

"Green Valley, Olmert is looking for you."

My back stiffened for a moment.

One of the reasons I don't want to come to school is that I don't want to see Uncle Ou.

I don't even want to look back now, I don't want to meet his face, but how can I escape?

At this time, Mr. Hong said to me: "Chujiu, Olmert is looking for you."

"..."

I heard……

"Are you afraid?" Jun Hong held my wrist and said with bright eyes, "Did Olmert do anything to you?!"

Boom, look what you are saying?

As soon as the words were finished, Baohao, who heard the conversation and saw my distraught expression, suddenly had a dark expression: "What did he really do to you? Where did he touch you?"

"No no no no, really no."

If this goes on like this, I will get Uncle Ou's Feng Ping killed.

I quickly slipped away.

But Bao Hao blocked the way for me to leave, and said: "Speak clearly! I will let you go again!"

Shangming was too far away to hear the conversation between the three of us, so he continued to remind: "Bahao, stop making trouble, Olmert has something to do with Green Valley."

Bakugo rubbed sparks in his hands, and glared at Shangming, so Shangming silently reduced his sense of existence.

"I just said you were weird."

Bakugo scanned his surroundings for a week, and seemed to think that this was not the place to talk, so he grabbed my collar and walked outside the classroom, followed by Mr. Hong.

From a distance, I saw Olmert holding a bento box and looking at me innocently and blankly.

Ah, sorry, Uncle Ou.

Forgive me and bless me! !

This story taught me that escapism is not only shameful, but also intensified.

In the quiet and deserted men's changing room, Bakugou stared at me with a terrifying expression.

I swallowed, my head spinning, I had to make up the perfect story.

"Did Olmert kiss you?"

I:"………"

I even thought of the py trade, and Bakugo actually stopped at first base.

Wow!What a 24K innocent boy this is!

Although he may have the habit of sleeping naked, it doesn't hinder his innocence!

Look, even Hong Jiaodong was stunned by Baohao's innocence.

After a long time, Mr. Hong tilted his head and said, "Isn't Chujiu the illegitimate son of Olmert?"

This time it was me and Bakugo who were stunned at the same time.

So, what kind of bloody family ethics drama is going on in Mr. Hong's head?

Ah, sorry, I am the only one with dirty thoughts.

The most unscrupulous person here is actually me!

I'm ashamed to see people!

Woo.

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Thank you all for coming.

Woohoo, thanks for the comment!Comments are motivation!

As I write, I really feel that thanks to Lvgu being straight, I don’t fully understand Bakugo, but if it’s really bent, I think Bakugo, who is still very innocent at the moment, will really have to be attacked/suffered by hooligans , and the more it exploded, the more it fell into the hands of Green Valley.

PS: High school students do not drive.

What happened last night had to be from the perspective of Bao Hao. Lugu didn't know, and neither did his mother. He did something in a daze. Although he didn't realize it, he still remembered it.

——Last night, Bao Hao kissed Lv Gu.Before falling into a strong sleepiness, Bao Hao stared at Lu Gu in a daze for a long time, and then kissed Lu Gu's eyes like a superficial touch. (Innocent Boy)

PS: I set it to be that Bakugo likes to kiss his eyes, and Lugu likes to kiss his ears. He has not bent yet, so he likes fingers and lips. (When I looked through it later, I found that this setting was quite in line with the human design. Kissing the eyes represents conquest, persistence and infatuation for lovers; kissing the ears represents that this person is delicate, good at listening, and gentle, but there may also be Scheming; Hong's words are the pursuit of sincerity and loyalty, the pursuit of quality love, and a strong sense of morality.)

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