[Comprehensive] I am not Green Valley

——Threesomes must have light bulbs

Today is Valentine's Day, and there is good news and bad news.

The good news is that my dad is home, Sahua!

The bad news is that my dad is going on a date with my mom and will be home late at night, telling me not to wait for them to eat.

This is dog abuse!

Wang!

So my plan today is to cook a good meal for myself, and then watch a tragic movie about the sinking of the giant love wheel, reminding myself that not every love is happy and happy, and don't bet on things that don't have a 50.00% winning rate.

In fact, I also have a little bit of hope for love deep in my heart. It's not that I like someone, but that it feels good to be liked!In the first year of Xiongying, my grades were also good, and everyone often said that I was a good person (wait!), I should be quite popular, but I didn’t receive any chocolates—a predictable ending.On the contrary, when I saw that Bao Hao at the front desk was called out by several girls in turn, my high school freshman Hong Jun, who played quite well, had already covered his desk with chocolate mudslides in the morning.

My eyes are really full of envy.

Everyone in the protagonist academy also received some, why didn't I alone! !

I won't play with you anymore!

As the saying goes, misfortunes never come singly, and blessings never come together.

I also burnt the rotisserie chicken I ate by myself one night.I have never cooked with such care, and even the stuffing inside the chicken is made after frying with special olives.I was completely burnt out, and after an angry tweet, I decided to skip dinner and go straight to the movie.

Yet I hadn't seen a quarter before my doorbell rang.

After opening the door, Bakugo, who was carrying a plastic bag, walked straight into my house with long legs. He didn't regard himself as a guest at all!

"Kajiang, why are you here?"

Bao Hao walked into the kitchen with ease, and saw the failure of my table at a glance, and sneered with his nose: "Sure enough, it's Fei Jiu, who can't even do this little thing well, and still has the confidence to lose his temper."

loose the temper?

When did I lose my temper.

Baohao ignored me, and continued directly: "My stinky old woman went on a date with my dad and asked me to come over for dinner. I can tell you are useless at first glance."

I just said a few words...

Why do you always scold me for being useless.

"I didn't make dinner. Since we are eating together, what are you going to do, and I can help you?"

Bakugou gave me a condescending glance.

I mean aura, aura!

I'm really not that short!

I subconsciously backed away, and Bakugo approached step by step, and finally forced me to the refrigerator door with a "slap", with scarlet eyes that seemed to be smiling and angry, and said unceremoniously: "Go away."

My heart is trembling!Immediately crouched and escaped from his arms.

After Baohao opened the refrigerator, he rummaged through the ingredients, matched with the things he brought, and cleaned them neatly.It seems that I have helped out a lot at home, and the cooking table has been cleaned up, and I am completely separated from the mess just now.

He is cooking for me, and I can't sit and watch a movie leisurely, so I can only chat: "Kajiang, how many chocolates did you receive today?"

"What! Are you curious about me?!" Baohao skillfully stir-fried the meat until it was cooked, turned it upside down, and then put in the previously processed potatoes and onions.

Are you curious? !

In fact, there is really no topic to talk about, but I am not curious. I asked him this question again, and I always felt that I would be scolded to amuse him.

"Curious." I nodded and said, "I heard that a class flower in the general department came to see you! Everyone in the class is saying that you will go on a date today or something."

"Make an appointment." Bao Hao cursed casually, "If I have this spare time, I will come to your place for dinner."

"I'm sorry—" I begged for mercy, and suddenly came up with a good idea, "By the way, would you like to sleep at my house at night? How about we watch a short movie? Fengshi sent it to me, from his wife. I Mom and Dad can't come back at night..."

My voice was slowly muffled as Bakugou calmly put the pot back in place.

Bakugo looked at me with contempt on his face: "Wu Jiu, it turns out that you are so good!"

"No, no, no!" I quickly waved my hands, "It's the first time I've watched it, I'm just curious. I'm just joking. Let's not watch it!"

"Look, why don't you watch it!" Bao Hao smashed it heavily with a spatula, "Do you still have an opinion?"

"..."

I feel that it will be as scary as going to the execution ground.

What kind of brain did I make a mistake to say such a lifeless thing.

But I really remember a lot of good friends watching small movies together... I just want to have a better relationship with Bakugo.

I scratched my neck, not knowing what to do, when the doorbell rang again - Hong's scorched, fresh and handsome face poked out at the door, and he carried a large bag of things.

"Are you making curry?" Hong Jiaodong looked at his food packaging bag and said, "I saw you posted [I'm skipping dinner], and I wanted to buy you something to eat."

"Ah, thank you."

I don't know what to say.

Look at this great god, such a good person, he even bought food for me!

Then, I watched Hong Jiaodong take off his shoes at the entrance, walked to the kitchen and met Bakugou who was wearing an apron and holding a spatula.The moment the two met, I felt that the whole room dropped by four or five degrees, and even my back was shivering.

"Why are you here?" Not only did the two have the same cold tone, they even said the same thing.

These two big guys don't deal with each other at school. Now I'm afraid that the two of them will fight and my house will be demolished by them

"Calm down."

"Student Fei Jiu/Lv Gu, you choose one!"

"..."

Two dishes suddenly appeared in front of me, one was super spicy curry made by Bakugo, and the other was cold buckwheat out of season.

……

With the determination to die, I wiped out both copies, and finally, with a big belly, I said to the two hot and muddy people, "Do you want to watch a movie?"

"..."

The sight of the two of them was like a sword and almost killed me on the spot.

My neck is cold, I still don't want to keep them as a landlord, please let these two great gods go!

However, I haven't said that if you don't like it, let's end the day like this, and the two of them said in unison: "Look!"

"Oh."

Just be happy.

I still broadcast "The Sinking of the Great Wheel of Love", after all, I haven't finished watching it.

When I was watching in the middle, I was so full that my whole stomach was uncomfortable, but Bakugo gave me a box of chocolate biscuits and ordered me to finish eating, and Hong Jiao also took out raw chocolate for me to eat quickly.

"...Do you have to eat it?"

"Isn't today Valentine's Day? / You don't have any chocolate." The voices of the two people rang out at the same time, and they quickly looked at each other after they finished speaking.

"..."

In fact, I think that Baohao and Hongjun have a super good relationship.The tacit understanding between the two has reached an astonishing height that I can hardly compare.As a bamboo horse, a first friend, I somehow feel a little bit jealous.

Suddenly I felt like a light bulb.

Obviously I was the one who came first!

How can you be so tacit understanding!

Just kidding hahahaha.

I just like to add drama to myself.

My stomach was really full, and I couldn't help but run to the toilet halfway through watching it. When I came back, I saw Baohao and Hongjun scrambling for my roast chicken.

"..."

Since you are so hungry, why didn't you finish what you brought just now? Wouldn't it be hard for yourself to eat what I made?

But to be honest, I think this Valentine's Day was not bad.

lively!

I hope the three of us can successfully become best friends, and then become lifelong friends, isn't that great?

The author has something to say:

Am I not in threes?

this is me today

The second Valentine's Day special, I went to write the Valentine's Day special of Wenhao.

Do you feel that I am super hardworking, super awesome hahahahaha!

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