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After defeating the Great Dane, our little prince of Asgard sat proudly on the table, admiring the terrified and trembling expressions of the long-haired ants on the ground, and gracefully gnawed on the brown granule in a small bowl. Snacks.This thing looks inconspicuous, but it tastes good, very fragrant and delicious, and it is also exciting to bite.It just has no meat, and it really is a humble ant who can't even afford meat.

If Yun Xiangdi knew what the little prince of Asgard was thinking now, he would definitely say hehe, what kind of snacks, those are obviously cat food.When he came out in the morning, Loki was still having a temper tantrum, and he didn't drink any milk, let alone eat breakfast. Yun Xiangdi bought these kitten cat food from the nurse just now because he was worried that he would be hungry.

But sometimes ignorance is also a kind of happiness. At this time, the little prince of Asgard has already finished half a bowl of cat food gracefully and quickly, not to mention how energetic he was biting.

"Oh, our little warrior hasn't finished his snack yet?" Dr. Dolittle came out with a relaxed tone, but he felt a little apprehensive in his heart.The last time Yun Xiangdi brought Bucky here, he left a tooth mark on his hand, and it hasn't fully healed yet. Today, this kitten doesn't know what "surprise" it will bring him.

"Is it our turn? I thought it would take a while longer." Yun Xiangdi said.

Dr. Dolittle glanced at the name on the registration form, and said, "Thank you, little Rocky, those little guys were scared just now, and they cooperated a lot more than usual during the examination, which saved me a lot of time. "

It is rare for those little pets to meet someone who can communicate with them. Usually, when Dr. Dolittle treats them, they always like to chat with him for a while, and some will act coquettishly and do everything possible to resist treatment, so it will take a little more time. .But today they were scared by the Great Dane at first, and then they felt ashamed because Rocky, a cat as small as Rocky, defeated the Great Dane, so they didn’t talk much when they saw the doctor, and they just wanted to go home quickly and fix it My own wounded little heart.

After hearing this, Yun Xiangdi stood up and put away Loki's small bowl, and said in a proud tone unique to pet owners: "I didn't expect this little guy to be so courageous."

Although as a monster, no matter how small his physique is, he wouldn't be afraid of a dog, but now that this little cat demon has lost his mana, he dared to fight so hard, and even won.

Yun Xiangdi's compliment Loki didn't notice, of course he wouldn't feel honored even if he did, at this moment he only felt angry, the damned human dared to take away his food, Loki looked away from him gradually Going to the bowl, standing by the table and staring at Yun Xiangdi, while making a "woo woo" sound from his throat, he waved his paws violently at Yun Xiangdi a few times in demonstration.

Yun Xiangdi glanced at him, thinking that this little cat demon might be a bit stupid, he had already cleaned him up when he wanted to scratch someone in the morning, and he forgot about it after a while, no wonder it was so big last night Lei, if he didn't hit others, he would hit him. It is probably because everyone else is obediently hiding, and he is the only one standing outside and dangling.

Yun Xiangdi didn't say anything, and just released a little coercion and pressed on the kitten who was baring his teeth and claws in front of him.His current cultivation base is indeed not strong, but it is still possible to frighten this little monster.

Loki immediately felt an invisible and dangerous thing pressing on his body in the air, making his hair stand on end, and the scene before being locked in the cat cage in the morning came to mind again, The little prince of Asgard felt deeply humiliated and angry, but had to face the reality and obediently lay down.

But while bending his knees, Loki made a poisonous oath in his heart. This stupid ant dared to bully him like this today. After he regained his real body, he must give back everything he has experienced now ten million times. he!

Yun Xiangdi didn't know what the little cat demon was thinking, so he directly grabbed the little guy's neck and put him into Dr. Dolittle's arms.

Dr. Dolittle froze, he was not ready to hold the cat yet, but now that the cat was in his arms, he could only froze.

He was carried into the examination room forcefully.

Fortunately, the kitten seemed a little shy, and he didn't act like a monster until Dr. Dolittle gently put him on the table in the examination room.

However, Dr. Dolittle still did not dare to offend him. Doctors in modern society are naturally weak. They cannot beat patients, but patients can make trouble at the doctor without any scruples. In order to firmly hold his job, Dr. When Loki stared at him vigilantly, he immediately bent down and half squatted down and said cautiously: "Hi, hello, I'm John Dolittle, you can call me John, you can also call me the doctor, I can call you Luo Key?"

Loki squatted on the table, watching with satisfaction the man's voluntary bending, so although he knew that the man couldn't understand him, he still took care of him in a good mood, raised his chin and said arrogantly : "Call me Your Highness, you ant."

Ant, well, an ant is an ant. Doctor Dolittle touched his nose, but he didn't feel humiliated. Cats are always arrogant, but this one is a little more arrogant.

"Okay, Your Highness. Next, I want to check your body and determine the breed. Could you please cooperate a little bit? Of course, if you know your breed, you can also tell me directly." Doctor Dolittle said, In order to match the context, there is an exaggerated humble expression on his face.

Unexpectedly, this ant could understand the cat's language. Loki got excited, squinted his eyes and said, "Ant, can you understand me?!"

"Yes, Your Highness, I am a mutant and can understand the language of animals." Doctor Dolittle said.

Loki didn't know what a mutant was, but he couldn't reveal that he didn't understand it, so he thought about the sentence and asked, "Apart from being able to hear animal languages, what special skills do you have?"

"I only have this mutant ability, so I chose to be a pet doctor. Your Highness, I'm going to take your temperature now, can you open your mouth to cooperate?" Doctor Dolittle said.

It seems that this guy is not very useful, Loki thought so, when he saw Doctor Dolittle sticking a small glass rod to his mouth, he quickly leaned back and asked: "Damn it, What are you trying to do? Get this thing out of the way!"

"Your Highness, it's just a temperature measurement. You just need to hold this thermometer in your mouth for 3 minutes. The servant who brought you here told me that you were unconscious all night, and I need to know your condition by taking your temperature." Is there something wrong with your body?" Doctor Dolittle explained carefully.

It's about his own health, Loki still cares about it, but he still can't accept this kind of examination method, Asgard's doctor can check the patient's physical condition through magic, these lowly human beings really can't compare of.

"Don't you have any other way to check?" Loki asked disgustedly.

"Sorry Your Highness, this is currently the best way to measure body temperature." Doctor Dolittle said.

He didn't want to take the cat's rectal temperature, obviously this arrogant little guy couldn't accept that kind of method.Thinking of the deep scratch on the eyelid of the Great Dane, Dr. Dolittle decided to play it safe.

"Okay, that's it." Loki opened his mouth unhappily, letting the ants in front of him stuff the glass stick that didn't suit his aesthetics at all into his mouth.

After taking the body temperature, Dr. Dolittle conducted other examinations for Loki, and finally announced the examination results when Loki finally couldn't bear this state of being manipulated.

"Your Highness, I declare that your body is very healthy, and you just need to get some necessary vaccinations. By the way, do you remember your breed?" Doctor Dolittle put down the examination report and said.

"Variety?"

"Sorry, I meant race."

"Asir Protoss." Loki said, his tone full of complex emotions.

If one day ago, Loki would have been very proud when he revealed this identity, but now, he can't do it, because in the battle where he calculated Thor to go to Jotunheim to attack the Frost Giants, he discovered his identity Doubts here.When a frost giant attacked him, his body turned blue, and frost magic didn't work on him.Loki suspects that he may not be a pure Aesir Protoss, he is very likely to have the blood of the Frost Giants.

In this way, everything can be explained. Why Odin and Frigga are both blond and blue-eyed, and Thor is also blond, but he is black-haired and green-eyed. Why is he more suitable for the throne than Thor, but Odin excluded him from the heir to the throne from the very beginning, because he was not a pure Asa protoss, and he might not even be the child of Odin and Frigga. Naturally, the position of God King cannot be passed on to of an outsider.

Thinking of this, Loki looked a little depressed, but Dr. Dolittle was speechless after hearing the breed he mentioned. Why didn't this cat cub go to heaven? Why didn't he say that he was the cat god himself? !

"Okay, Asa." Dolittle said, while writing on the inspection record: "Suspected Norwegian forest cat, we need to wait for the hair to fully grow before identifying it."

After signing his name on the examination record, Dr. Dolittle put away his pen and said, "Alright Your Highness, my examination has been completed, now I need to carry you to the beauty department, and let the staff there wait for you to bathe and trim your hair. Your fur is a little unsightly now and needs some special care."

Loki had no objection to someone taking a bath, of course, he lifted his chin and said, "Then carry me there."

In Loki's heart, bathing is lying in a huge bathtub, listening to music, eating fruits, and having a beautiful fairy help comb his hair and manicure, but when he was carried into the bathing pool, he realized that reality is different He thought differently at all! ! !

When Yun Xiangdi and Steve left the pet hospital, the little Prince of Asgard, who had been shaved and bald except for some hair on his head, was lying in the cat cage again.The self-esteem that had just recovered a little was shattered again, and I felt that the future was dark, and it couldn't be better.

The author has something to say: Loki’s setting is a Norwegian forest cat. According to legend, this kind of cat used to be Thor’s mount.