European and American Style Liaozhai

Yun Xiangdi looked at the words on the note, thought for a while and changed a new piece of paper and wrote on the top of the page: "Then, do I have the honor to hear about this unpleasant thing for you, of course, if you want . ' When he was done, he put the paper in the letter box.

Yun Xiangdi originally wanted to find a tree hole to complain, but after seeing the other party's reply, he changed his mind and decided to listen to the other party's story first.There is a saying that you can make me happy by telling me what you are unhappy about. Yun Xiangdi wants to make yourself happy before making the other person happy.

When Steve saw this new note, he didn't see Yun Xiangdi's sinister intentions in this sentence. He thought that this magical new friend he knew wanted to solve him, so he took the note Come out and write: 'I have always wanted to go to the battlefield to serve the motherland, but every time the doctor in charge of the application review will reject me because I am not strong enough.Today I signed up for the third time, and the result is still the same bad luck.But that's not what makes me saddest, what makes me saddest is that they conscripted my neighbor, he's a nasty little bastard, I know he's going to go to the army to just dawdle, they shouldn't use such soldiers, This is very bad for our war. '

The other party wrote a long paragraph, and Yun Xiangdi waited for a few minutes before receiving a reply, but he was not pleased after reading it, he just felt that his pen pal must be a second-school student.What kind of wars are the United States launching now? Don’t you have any clues in your mind? Going to this kind of battlefield and saying that it’s helping the evildoers is almost as good as serving the motherland, and you’ve been brainwashed.Yun Xiangdi felt that it would be better for the conscription office to choose some gangsters who can only fool around, so that the next time the U.S. government would not dare to start a war casually.

With this understanding, Yun Xiangdi no longer had the idea of ​​in-depth communication with this magical pen pal, and he replied perfunctorily: "If they think your body is not strong enough, then it is suspicious that you work hard to exercise, no one is born muscular man.As long as you exercise hard enough, I believe you can achieve your wish within a year or two, and I think you will definitely do much better than your neighbors. '

Steve was very moved after reading this passage, but when he looked down at his small body, he quickly lost confidence. In terms of his physical condition, it would be impossible for him to exercise for seven or eight years. Become a muscular man.This is determined by innate conditions, and it is not something that can be changed by hard work.

Steve smiled wryly and wrote: 'Thank you for your advice and blessings, I will definitely work hard for it.So what happened to you? '

This pen pal has not forgotten Yun Xiangdi's original intention of writing the note, but Yun Xiangdi is not as angry as before after being interrupted by this foodie pen pal with obsessive-compulsive disorder of the second disease, but since he has already talked about it in advance Yun Xiangdi couldn't deny each other's unpleasant things to each other, so he wrote: "I rescued a cat before, raised it with good food and drink, and gave it the best care, but today it I feel betrayed by running away from my house and taking someone I really, really hate as a new owner. '

This line of text was written in beautiful cursive script. Steve looked at the content above and guessed that this magical pen pal must be a young master from a rich family who was pampered and raised.Supplies were very scarce during the war, and now there are many people who can’t eat enough to eat. How can ordinary people afford pets, let alone feed a pet with delicious food? Only wealthy people will keep pets Delicate than human beings.And if the other party wasn't a pampered young master, he probably wouldn't be so angry just because his kitten went to someone else's house that he had to find someone to complain about his anger, and even used such a serious word as betrayal, and used it outside In the words of those people, this is looking for trouble when you are full and have nothing to do.

Steve had a picture of a beautiful [-]-year-old boy with blond hair and blue eyes, wearing nice clothes and living in a big house. He lost his temper because his kitten ran away, but the adults didn't understand him. So he found himself a pen pal to complain about.

But as his pen pal, Steve, who only cares about national affairs all day long, feels that he can't understand the little troubles of such rich people.However, facing a child, Steve thought he should be more tolerant and patient. After thinking about it, he wrote: "You know that small animals are not as smart as humans, and your kitten may not know that you have made a mistake." I don't know that the new friend it finds is someone you hate, but I believe it still loves you. '

"..."

Yun Xiangdi saw a few black lines drawn across the forehead of this passage, what kind of tone is this, does this second child think that he is coaxing a child?What do you mean, but I believe it still loves you, God damn it still loves you.

Yun Xiangdi decided to end this topic immediately, and cut off contact with this pen pal, and wrote: "Thank you for your comfort, you are right, I can't treat a cat as a human being."I am very sorry to disturb your time, now I have business to leave, goodbye, sir. '

After Yun Xiangdi finished writing, he put the paper in the magic letter box, then closed the lid and threw the magic letter box under the bed. He didn't want to touch this letter box again. If it's unreliable, what kind of pen pal are you looking for? Really.

Steve on the other side was worried about how to continue to comfort this child. He knew that children from rich families couldn't stand a little bit of grievance, so he was relieved to see this reply. The impression is also much better.This seemed to be a sensible and obedient child, not at all different from the bad-tempered young masters and young ladies he saw on the street.

Of course, Steve still feels very sorry for the end of this communication so soon. This is probably the most amazing thing he has ever encountered in his life. His mood has never been calm since just now, and his heart is full of various things. He had a lot of things he wanted to say to this young master, and he also had many questions he wanted to ask this young master. If he was asked to write them all down, probably a few sheets of paper would not be enough, but this young master told him so quickly. Bye now.

But they can talk next time, can't they? Steve smiled, said goodbye to the young master, and then drew a little milk cat on the paper.

When Yun Xiangdi woke up the next day, he had already forgotten about the magic mailbox. He packed up the things in the room, and then went downstairs with his backpack on his back.Today is Saturday, and he and Sherlock made an appointment to investigate the supernatural case. This case happened in Texas, so it will take a few more days to go back and forth. In order to ensure sufficient time, Yun Xiangdi has invited Take a week off so he has nine days to spend on it.Thinking about it, if Sherlock is involved again, nine days should be more than enough time for a case.

When Yun Xiangdi went downstairs, Sherlock and John were already waiting below. The two were eating breakfast. John complained that Sherlock was too anxious. They could have finished their breakfast before coming back to wait for Yun Xiangdi. Anyway, there were still three hours before the plane took off. Hours, they have plenty of time.Sherlock ignored him, and after a few mouthfuls, he threw the plate off the fork and stared at the elevator entrance.Seeing Yun Xiangdi coming out, his eyes lit up immediately, he picked up his coat and stood up and said, "John, he's here, let's go."

"...What, I just took a few bites." John said holding up his fork.

"Then don't eat it," Sherlock said.

John hesitated looking at the food on the plate. He knew Sherlock's temper. He always acted vigorously and left as soon as he said it. It was impossible to wait for him to finish eating, but he was really reluctant to part with the food on the plate. He really only ate it. A few mouthfuls.Most of all, he's really really really hungry right now.

Fortunately, Yun Xiangdi quickly came over to solve his problem, he walked directly past Sherlock, went to the next door and said, "It's okay, Mr. Watson, please continue to eat, I didn't have breakfast either. "

Speaking of Yun Xiangdi, he summoned the waiter to start ordering.

John happily stuffed the food from the fork into his mouth, and gave Sherlock a triumphant smile.

Dissatisfied, Sherlock sat back to the seat just now, folded his arms and said coldly: "I really don't understand why you waste your time on eating."

Yun Xiangdi returned the menu to the waiter and said, "It's better than wasting it in the airport terminal."

"I think so too," John said, stuffing another bite into his mouth.

Sherlock looked at John with a long face, and did not speak, but the contempt in his eyes was very obvious.John knew this look, and Sherlock often used it when he looked at Mycroft, and often after that he would add: "Fat man, are you fat again?"

John touched his somewhat round face, and had to admit that his standard of living had indeed improved a lot after sharing the rent with Sherlock, because Sherlock was often able to receive commissions from rich people, and every time he followed, he would get half of the money. The remuneration, so he did spend a lot of money on food during this period.But John said that he didn't care, and Sherlock despised him as much as he liked, anyway, he was used to it, and he didn't care that he was a little fatter.

However, Sherlock didn't shut up for long. After Yun Xiangdi's breakfast was served, he took out a folded document from his pocket and put it on the table, and said solemnly: "Mr. Yun probably won't Mind if I take this time to talk to you about the case?"

John paused for a while when he saw the document, and then shouted dissatisfiedly: "Sherlock!"

Sherlock blinked at him, then continued to look at Yun Xiangdi with a serious face: "Mr. Yun, what do you think?"

Anyone who has seen Shenxia knows Sherlock's bad taste. Yun Xiangdi guessed what this document might contain when he saw John's expression. In order to make Sherlock feel embarrassed, he pretended that he didn't realize Sherlock nodded maliciously and said, "Of course."

Hearing what Yun Xiangdi said, John said anxiously, "I think we'd better talk about it after dinner."

As he said that, he reached out to get the document, but Sherlock moved faster than him. When John reached out, he spread the document, and then said with the corner of his mouth hooked: "This is the case the first to die."

On the file was a high-definition printed picture. In the picture, a skinned and deboned person lay bloody on the ground, his stomach was cut open in the middle, and all the internal organs were ripped out, and they were thrown all over the ground next to the corpse. The whole picture is disgusting.

The author has something to say: a bit stuck, and the list almost didn't finish in time, alas~~~~