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On the top floor of the Avengers Building, three big men, Tony, Clinton and Dr. Banner, spread out on the sofa and ate seafood pizza. The TV in front of them was broadcasting the news of Spider-Man vs. Lizardman. Clinton pointed his feet at Spider-Man Pointed: "Spiderman's spider silk is not bad, but his fighting skills are not good enough. Look at how badly he was thrown."

Tony took a sip of beer, and then commented: "That battle suit is not good either, it's too bad, and it's useless except to highlight your figure."

"Be reasonable, Tony, not everyone has the same money as you to buy equipment." Dr. Banner, who had just returned from rural India not long ago, said a fair word for Spider-Man. He felt that Spider-Man could do what he is now. Well, at least he still has a decent uniform, he used to be so poor he couldn't even afford trousers.

"That's true." Clinton took another piece of pizza, looked at Spider-Man who was hit by the lizard man's tail on the wall on TV, and said with some unbearable gaze: "Are we really going to help him? No combat experience."

"Fury said to look at his abilities again and recruit the Avengers if possible, so let's not interfere." Tony said.

"I thought he was already a non-staff member of ours. Didn't you help him pay for the loss caused by the fight with the Green Goblin last time?" Banner said.

"That's just to establish a good relationship in advance. We are likely to be colleagues in the future. He was scolded so badly by netizens. How can I pretend that I didn't see it." Tony raised his chin and said.

"I don't understand you rich people," Banner said.

Clinton nodded in agreement and said, "Tony, you know what, you remind me of a sentence."

"What?" Tony asked.

"People are stupid and have more money."

Tony narrowed his eyes immediately, and said, "Clinton, you probably have some misunderstanding about human IQ standards. If someone with a high IQ like me is considered a fool, then the rest of the human beings in the world are probably paramecia. By the way, you Do you know Paramecium, it should be in elementary school texts."

"Tony, I just told you one thing." Clinton said helplessly.

"But you insulted my IQ." Tony snorted.

You also satirized me for reading less. Clinton really wanted to say this, but he really couldn't afford this waist. Who told him that he did read less.Moreover, he now lives in Tony's house, and is paid by Tony. As the saying goes, if you can eat people, you can't use them.

Tony glanced at him and said reluctantly, "Forgive you for now."

After the two big men had finished their quarrel, it happened that Spider-Man defeated the Lizardman on TV, and the three of them cheered in unison, and the atmosphere in the living room became friendly again.

Natasha swayed out of the room in a bright red suspender miniskirt, walked to the refrigerator and asked, "Boys, what are you talking about, so happy."

"Celebrating the possibility of having a new teammate soon," Clinton said.

"Spider-Man?" Natasha took out a plate of cream cake from the refrigerator, sat down on the nearest sofa and said, "He's really good and has a kind heart. We need such a member."

"Should he teach us how to help the granny across the street?" Tony sneered.

Natasha snapped back: "At least it's better than teaching everyone how to pick up girls."

"What's wrong with picking up girls? I don't want to teach other people who want to learn Stark's unique girl-picking skills. You can apply for an academic patent, do you understand?" Tony said, turning off the TV angrily.

I don't want to see that little spider, hum!

Natasha ignored the three-year-old's little emotions, licked the milky white cream, turned her head and asked Banner beside her, "Where did the captain go, why isn't he here?"

"He's in the gym..." Banner's eyes drifted around uncomfortably, but out of the corner of his eyes, he couldn't help seeing Natasha's cream-stained lips, her chest with a big V-neck, and almost all of her naked body. His legs were slender, and his ears instantly turned red.

Natasha frowned slightly, pretending not to notice Banner's strangeness, pointing to the cell phone on the coffee table and saying: "Has he finally stopped carrying his cell phone these days?"

"No, the phone ran out of battery just now, so he put it here for me to charge him." Clinton explained.

"If he wants to, he can put it in the gym to charge it. It's not that there are no outlets in my gym. I think his little boyfriend is ignoring him again, so there is no need to hold the phone all the time." Tony looked at the show. Said like.

"Tony, don't call him a boy friend. Be careful not to be taught by the captain." Clinton reminded.

Tony raised his eyebrows, and said unconvinced: "What can he do, tell me the language?"

Probably because Steve always has a kind of tolerance of the elders towards Tony, so Tony's attitude towards him has been a little bit twisted. Everyone thinks that Tony is caused by the rebellious psychology of a child, so usually he only needs to Once it happens, everyone will take cold measures.

Seeing that he started to be irritated again, Natasha ignored him directly, and said to the others: "Although the captain seems to have been working hard to integrate into this world, we all know that he has always been I'm resisting this, so I think it's good for him to make friends with young children. Teenagers can always arouse the flames of enthusiasm in others' hearts. But if the other party is always indifferent, this is more troublesome. I think maybe we can have a good talk with the captain Let’s talk, let’s see if it’s the captain’s problem or that kid’s problem.”

"..." Tony, who was neglected, turned into a puffer fish in an instant.

Clinton couldn't help snickering, and then in order to avoid being angered by Tony, he directly blocked his mouth with pizza.

Banner rubbed the beer can in his hand and said, "Actually, I just saw the captain's kid send him a text message. I think their relationship may be better than we imagined."

"Ha! The first text message in two days, is this proof of a good relationship? Doctor, don't tell me that's how nerds make friends." Tony said.

Banner had a good temper and didn't talk back, but it's also possible that the frequency of contact with his friends in the past was probably like this.

After hearing this, Clinton immediately said with a strange expression: "Tony, how do you know this is the first text message in the past two days? Are you monitoring the captain's cell phone?" human expression.

"Clinton, after you insulted my IQ, you insulted my personality!" Tony gritted his teeth and said, "You are using a mobile phone made by me. Of course I can see all kinds of communication records."

"So you're really monitoring us?" Clinton took out his mobile phone in disbelief, looking at the expression on his face as if he wanted to trample it to pieces.

Banner and Natasha also had unexpected expressions on their faces. You must know that they also used Tony's specially made mobile phone.

Tony glanced at them with contempt, and said: "What's the fuss, any operator can see these, at least I won't eavesdrop on your calls, and I won't peek at your text messages. But if you change someone else's Cell phone, so that’s not necessarily the case.”

It sounds reasonable, but the three of them still looked skeptical.

Seeing that the situation was a little bit bad, Jarvis immediately stepped forward to guarantee his husband's character, "Mr. Button, sir did not lie to you. Except for being able to see the caller, the number of calls and the time of the call, all other information is available. It is shielded, including the phone number of the other party, so you don't have to worry about your secret being leaked."

"But I think it's quite sexually offensive," said Clinton, a man with secrets.

"Mr. Button, don't worry, sir just left these records just in case, and usually cleans them up once a month, to protect everyone's privacy to the maximum extent." Jarvis said.

"Okay." Clayton didn't continue to pursue this question, but he had already secretly decided in his heart that he would often change the name note of a certain phone number in his phone.

"Okay, let's get down to business, I think the captain may need our help in making friends, what do you think, do you want to intervene?" Black Widow said.

"I think it's better to ask the captain what he means. If he wants to solve it by himself, we don't want to intervene." Banner said.

"I insist it's a relationship thing," Tony said.

"I agree with Tony." Clinton raised his hand.

"Why on earth do you think that the captain is crooked? He is obviously a straight man, and he loves Ms. Carter. And even if he is crooked, he can't be with a child who just turned up." Banner said speechlessly .

"I've read the information, and the relationship between him and Ms. Carter can only be regarded as ambiguous at best, and they have never been together officially, but he has a good friend who grew up together since childhood. And he is already an adult, why can't he fall in love, Deducting the frozen 70 years, the actual age of the captain is only 25 years old, there is no problem with age at all." Clinton said.

"I don't believe in friendship at first sight, I only believe in love at first sight." Tony took a sip of his wine and said quietly, "Do you remember his description of their lunch? Sun room, small dining table, roses, white china, I can think of that romantic scene, Bruce, would you go to lunch with me or Clinton in that place, and it's just the two of you alone."

"Uh...I don't think so." Banner thought for a while and said.

"Then it's over." Tony said decisively, "You're a straight man, you wouldn't do that, isn't the conclusion obvious?"

"Hey, please don't keep on being crooked! Regardless of whether the captain and that boy are simply making friends or falling in love in a daze, do you think we should talk to the captain about the current situation, Tony, Clinton, published Comment." Natasha knocked on the table and said.

"On this matter, I think what Bruce said is quite right. The captain should decide whether to help or not." Clinton said.

"Actually, I'm quite surprised. Why do you have to meddle in the old Popsicle?" Tony looked at Natasha suspiciously and said, "He is an adult, not a baby. Normally, we don't need us to teach him how to interact with others." contact."

Natasha choked, no, don't look at her like a mother-in-law, she is innocent, she is not interested in meddling in her friend's private life at all, this is Nick Fury's controlling paranoid Made her do it.Fu Rui has been sending people to monitor Steve, he pays attention to everyone around Steve, suspicious of their identity and purpose.When he knew that a child had appeared in the captain's life circle, he hoped that Natasha could figure out the relationship between the two, and then make an assessment, whether he could let it go or investigate the other party to the bottom. It is necessary to ensure that there will be no variables around the captain.