European and American Style Liaozhai

When Banner woke up the next day, he found that the whole world seemed to have secretly changed when he fell asleep. Although the living room still looked like a disaster scene, the atmosphere in the living room was very harmonious and loving, not at all like the tense situation yesterday. atmosphere.

It may be a bit exaggerated to say that there is harmony and love, but Tony and Bucky did sit at the same table and had breakfast face to face, and Bucky actually had a smile on his face, although that smile contained a lot of flattery towards Tony ingredients.In comparison, the atmosphere between Steve and Yun Xiangdi was even worse. The two sat at the farthest end of the dining table, and Yun Xiangdi kept a straight face the whole time, while Steve kept peeking at him , seems hesitant to speak, but dare not approach, it looks a bit like a cold war.

Banner scratched his hair with a blank face, and it took him a while to realize that Yun Xiangdi had actually returned.

But before he could ask, a small figure jumped out from behind him, and then smashed into Yun Xiangdi's arms like a small cannonball.

"Brother!!!" Xiao Wei Ni excitedly hugged Yun Xiangdi and screamed, then suppressed crying and said: "Brother, I miss you so much, Dad fought with Brother Bucky, he injured Brother Bucky, So much blood, so scary!"

"Don't cry, don't cry." Yun Xiangdi felt that the child's body was trembling slightly, and quickly hugged him into his arms, coaxing him along his back: "It's okay, it's okay, Dad didn't mean to hurt Bucky badly, Bucky Ji was only slightly injured, he's fine, look, isn't he sitting right here?"

Xiao Wei Ni thought that Bucky was dead yesterday, and had a nightmare all night about it. Now that he heard Yun Xiangdi say this, he carefully turned his head sideways and looked in the direction of Yun Xiangdi's finger, and found that Bucky was dead. As expected, Ji was sitting at the dining table eating breakfast. Although his face looked haggard, he was indeed in good condition.He immediately sat up straight, and asked with surprise, "Brother Bucky, are you alright?"

When Bucky heard this, he quickly gave Xiao Wei Ni a comforting smile, and then said, "It's okay, I'm worrying you, it's uncle's fault, and uncle promises that it won't be like this in the future."

Xiao Weini nodded after hearing this, and then quickly asked suspiciously: "Uncle? Isn't it brother?"

When Bucky was in Hydra, because he was often frozen, his appearance aged very slowly, so he was an older boy like Steve.He originally had a baby face, so although he is ninety years old, he still looks like he is in his early twenties. Xiao Wei Ni has always called him brother like Steve, and he has never objected. Today Suddenly calling himself uncle, Xiao Weini inevitably felt strange.

Hearing Xiao Weini's question, Bucky's expression didn't change at all. He smiled and said to Xiao Weini: "Yes, Weini will call me uncle in the future?"

"But why? You don't look like an uncle at all." Xiao Weini said puzzled.

Bucky glanced at Tony and replied amidst his glare, "Because you call me uncle and your dad won't fight with me."

With a big question mark on Xiao Weini's head, he asked again: "Why, why doesn't daddy fight with you after calling you uncle?"

Yes, why?The eyes of other people in the restaurant also shifted to Bucky, and they also wanted to hear what the reason was.

Seeing the gossip-filled eyes of other people, Tony bared his teeth at Bucky angrily, trying to threaten him to shut up with his eyes, but Bucky acted as if he didn't see it, and explained to Xiao Wei Ni: "Because you Call me brother, and I will be a generation younger than your father, but if you call me uncle, I will become the same generation as your father. The elders will beat the younger generation, but they will not hit their peers casually, so in order not to let you If Dad hits me, you have to call me Uncle."

A bunch of brothers, uncles, seniors and juniors, Xiao Weini was obviously confused, he nodded at Bucky in a dazed way, and said, "Then I'll call you uncle from now on."

The others all said hehe to Bucky's explanation, what he said was so reasonable, they really almost believed him.But don't think that they are blind. The eyes of the masses are discerning. They change their names only when they don't want to be beaten. It is obvious that their ambition is obvious.

Tony hated Bucky's explanation so much that he put down the fork with a "snap" and said with a dark face, "James Barnes, try talking nonsense to my son again?"

"Okay, okay, I won't talk, I won't talk." Facing Tony's black face, Bucky said indulgently: "Tony, you've finished your fried eggs, do you want more, I'll fry another one for you. "

Without waiting for Tony to agree, he picked up his plate and limped into the kitchen.

Clinton glanced at Bucky's movements, and exchanged a teasing look with Natasha, both of them had deep smiles on their faces.

In fact, they discovered that Bucky's walking posture was abnormal just now, so they made a small bet in private, and the bet was Bucky and Tony's

On the question of top and bottom, Clinton believes that Bucky is definitely below, while Natasha firmly believes that Tony is the one below.

Banner, who was completely out of the situation, didn't notice the small movements of the two in private. He looked at Bucky with concern and said, "Bucky, did your leg hurt yesterday? Would you like to ask Dr. Helen to look at it for you?"

Hearing Banner's words, Bucky paused, turned around and said, "It's okay, I just twisted it a bit, and it will be fine soon." He wouldn't tell them that he was in Tony's room last night The mecha that knelt all night.

"That's it." Banner replied blankly, then turned his head to look at Yun Xiangdi who was quietly cutting bacon, and asked, "Can any of you tell me what happened after I fell asleep last night?" ?"

"Let me tell you!" Clinton raised his hand, then clattered what happened last night, and said with excitement after finishing speaking: "If there is a chance, I will definitely go to hell in the future." .”

Banner was completely aroused by him. He regretted that he went back to his room so early last night and missed such a wonderful plot. He could only ask Jarvis depressedly: "Jarvis, what happened yesterday?" Have you recorded it?"

"It's recorded, Dr. Banner, you can watch it anytime." Jarvis replied.

"Great." Banner stood up excitedly. He didn't bother to eat breakfast. He grabbed a sandwich and hurried to his laboratory. He said to Jarvis as he walked, "Jarvis, When I get to the lab, show it to me." He must study the gate of hell carefully.

Natasha and Clinton also quickly finished their breakfast. As soon as they stuffed the dishes into the dishwasher, they went about their business. A little wenny.

Xiao Wei Ni was still immersed in the joy of Yun Xiangdi's return, happily chatting with Yun Xiangdi while eating, completely oblivious to the strange atmosphere in the four people's world, Yun Xiangdi also followed him until he finished eating. He wiped his mouth with a tissue and said, "You had a fever last night, so I will take a day off from the kindergarten today and rest at home. My brother is going to school, so you have to be good."

"Okay, I'll call Cole later and tell him that I can't go to school with him today." Xiao Wei Ni nodded obediently, wiped her mouth like Yun Xiangdi, then leaned over and said Yun Xiangdi pressed a kiss on the cheek.

Yun Xiangdi bowed his head and kissed him on the forehead, then picked up his schoolbag and stood up.

Steve, who had been looking at Yun Xiangdi, also stood up immediately, picked up his coat and said, "Yun, I'll take you to school."

Yun Xiangdi still ignored him, and after glancing at him, he put on his schoolbag and flew out of the window invisibly.

Steve watched Yun Xiangdi disappear in front of him, and stood in the middle of the living room with his head down in frustration, with a pitiful air all over his body.

Now Xiao Weini finally felt that something was wrong, he ran to Steve and pulled Steve's clothes, looked up at him and asked, "Brother Steve, did you quarrel with my brother? "

"No." Steve shook his head, they really didn't quarrel, it was just that Yun Xiangdi had a unilateral cold war with him.

Hearing what he said, Tony sneered. He stepped forward and hugged Xiao Wei Ni, and said to him: "Wei Ni, let's go back to the room to catch up on sleep, don't care about these two scumbags. .”

"What does scumbag mean?" Xiao Wei Ni asked, he hadn't learned this word yet.

"Just the bad guy," Tony said, glancing at Bucky before heading upstairs.

Bucky, who was covered with a scumbag hat, touched his nose helplessly.

After only Steve and Bucky were left in the living room, Steve looked at Bucky and asked, "Bucky, did I really make a wrong decision at that time?"

"Steve, you are a superhero, sitting in the position of a superhero, your decision is not wrong." Bucky pulled Steve to sit on the stool, looked at him and said, "Believe me, Yun is not angry Not because you made a bad decision. He loves you because of who you are, and if you didn't make that decision, you wouldn't be you."

"If he's not angry about it, what is he angry about?" Steve asked.

"He was angry because you were his boyfriend first, and then Captain America. As a boyfriend, your decision is really annoying." Bucky said.

"But a lot of times I have to be Captain America first and then his boyfriend," Steve said.

"So you'll just have to live with his rage," Bucky said, patting him on the shoulder.

"But he doesn't even talk to me now," Steve said.

After making that decision, he was willing to endure Yun Xiangdi's anger, but he couldn't stand Yun Xiangdi's indifferent attitude towards him.

"Brother, the super soldier serum has strengthened your body, but you forgot to strengthen your skin. You can't do this." Bucky said with a look of experience: "If you want to have a good relationship, you must thicken your skin .He doesn’t talk to you, so you go up and talk to him, why do you think Tony’s attitude changed so much this morning? I worked hard last night.”

"Have you been talking to Tony last night?" Steve said, "But I'm worried about disturbing Yun's sleep."

Bucky let out a chuckle in his heart, and deeply realized that Steve had been single before, definitely not because he was a thin and short man, he was single, and it was entirely on his own ability.He said he understood so well, but Steve didn't understand at all. Did he mean to rub up and talk, did he mean that no matter what you do, you should rub up on it.

And is he that stupid, talking endlessly while others are sleeping, let alone getting forgiveness for that, I guess he will die on the street today.The reason why Tony changed his attitude so quickly was because he took the initiative to kneel down on the mecha last night, okay?

It wasn't for admitting mistakes, after all, that matter had already turned the page after the shot last night, and he took the initiative to kneel down to give Tony a step to continue accepting him.With Tony's character, if he didn't take the initiative to rub up, they might have to go back to the road today.

Yun Xiangdi and Tony's personalities are actually very similar in many ways. He knew in his heart that Steve did nothing wrong, but if Steve made such a decision, he would definitely not be able to cuddle with Steve like a normal person , Losing a temper is a normal reaction.As in the situation last night, as long as Steve could put down his figure and be thick-skinned, and when Yun Xiangdi opened the door to tuck him in the quilt, he immediately knelt down and apologized and begged for mercy, then nothing would happen today.As stupid as he is, what's the use of squatting at the door silently with the quilt in his arms? It's no wonder that Yun Xiangdi is not more angry when he acts so wronged.

Thinking of this, Bucky told Steve his analysis, of course omitting the content of kneeling on the mecha, he said earnestly; "Remember, the purpose is to have a thick skin! Thick-skinned! Thick-skinned! As long as he doesn't forgive you, you can be thick-skinned to him, and this will definitely solve the problem!"

Bucky's words sounded really reasonable, so Steve immediately accepted Bucky's conscience advice, but he is not a thick-skinned person, so he didn't know how to pester Yun Xiangdi with his thick skin , I could only look at Bucky for help and said, "Bucky, I will be thick-skinned, but what should I do next."

"Make him lunch." Bucky glanced at the dishes on the dining table that he didn't have time to clear away.

"Make lunch?" Steve blinked and said, "If Yun doesn't come back for lunch, he will eat in the school cafeteria at noon."

"You stupid head, you won't send it to him." Bucky rolled his eyes and said, of course he knew that Yun Xiangdi would eat in the school cafeteria, but isn't it to please others now, of course he can't Let him eat at school.

He explained: "Look, Yun didn't eat much for breakfast today, and he is growing again, so he will definitely be hungry very quickly. I guess he will be hungry before the cafeteria opens. If you make a caring lunch at this time Send it over, and then apologize to him and agree to some unequal treaties, I think his attitude will definitely soften."

"You're right, I'm going to buy vegetables right now, and I'll cook something delicious for Yun when I come back." Steve nodded, put on his coat and ran out.

Bucky looked at him and shook his head, turned around and was about to go upstairs to find Tony, when he saw Tony standing at the corner of the stairs with his arms folded and looking at him coldly.

"..."

"Hehe." Tony sneered at the bewildered Bucky twice, and said, "As expected of the famous playboy in the Roaring Commando, your ability is very powerful, so why don't you go to heaven?"

"Tony!" Bucky cried so hard that he almost lost his heart. He limped forward two steps and said guiltily, "I thought you were going to sleep."

"It's a good thing I didn't go to bed, otherwise it would be a pity to miss your amazing speech." Tony said with a sarcastic smile on his face.

"Tony..." Bucky saw that his limping did not arouse Tony's sympathy at all, so he strode over and hugged Tony, then leaned his head on his shoulder and said, "You I also saw the ring on Yun's hand. If he really doesn't want to be with Steve, I won't say anything more, but he still likes Steve, and I can't watch them keep fighting .”

Tony struggled for a while, and didn't try again if he didn't break free. He quietly let Bucky hold him, but he snorted coldly and said, "So you taught that old popsicle to design my son?"

"No, no." Bucky quickly denied it, blinked his eyes and said very innocently: "Didn't I ask Steve to be a little low-key to apologize to Yun? It's not a calculation."

"So my son took advantage of it?" Tony sneered again.

"No, no, it was Steve's fault in the first place, and he should have done what he did." Bucky said quickly, afraid that what he said would make Tony angry.

Seeing Bucky's appearance, Tony finally put away his cold face, patted Bucky on the head and said to him like a grandpa: "I want coffee, go make it."

"Yes, sir." Bucky replied loudly, but he didn't let go of Tony right away, but hugged him tightly and kissed him hard on the corner of his mouth.

The sound of "Bo" was extremely loud in the living room. Bucky didn't expect to make such a big noise, and his ears couldn't help but turn red, and Tony's face also showed a little blush. After all, it was the two of them. It's the first time to do such an intimate thing after confirming the relationship.

They both froze for a moment, then Bucky let go of Tony's arms, and Tony took a step back.After all, this is the first time to fall in love with the same sex, and the two of them are still a little embarrassed.

But they didn't expect their intimacy to have fallen into the eyes of another person. Thor got up a little late today. He originally planned to come out to order a takeaway, but he didn't expect to see Tony and Bucky hugging each other when he got downstairs. , and the two even kissed, the big stupid man was stunned in surprise, and after they parted, he said, "I didn't expect you two to have such a relationship."

"Thor?" Tony pursed his lips in embarrassment when he saw him, and then pretended to be calm and said, "Yes, you Asgard shouldn't discriminate against gays, right?"

"Gay? Are you talking about men and men? Oh, it doesn't matter, we don't care about this." Thor waved his hand and said, "It has nothing to do with outsiders when you love each other, only you on Earth have this kind of discrimination, the universe Nowhere else in the city would care about that."

"That's right, Norse mythology has always been messy." Tony nodded, thinking of the various chaotic relationships in Norse mythology, he became a little clear. Speaking of which, he remembered that Loki was Thor's father's righteous brother in the mythology, and it turned out that It's really strange that this place has become Thor's younger brother.But when it came to Loki, Tony thought of his fluffy cat, and couldn't help asking: "Thor, where's your brother, didn't he come to Earth with you this time? And did he change back to human form? "

"After returning to Asgard, my mother helped him restore his human form." Thor said about Loki, with a downcast expression: "I actually stayed on Earth to find him. I only found out that Loki was originally It's not my real brother, he was picked up by my father. But I don't think there is any problem with it, and my mother still loves him the same as before, but he seems to be worried about it, after a fight with his father I left Asgard. I thought he had nowhere else to go, so I guessed he might come to Earth."

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