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One of the consequences that Loki didn't pay attention to was that he was almost crushed into a cat pancake by a guy weighing 640 pounds, which made him so angry that he turned around and added a few strips to Thor's face Cat paw prints to express your anger.

Thor was caught with blood on his face, and immediately yelled in pain, but after the yelling, he wiped his face with the back of his hand indifferently, and sat up contentedly, holding Loki cat in his arms In the middle of the day, he kissed Mao's face and belly many times.

After spending so much effort, he was finally able to find his younger brother. He was really happy.

Thor has been worrying about Loki's situation these days. Although Loki is only a few years younger than Thor, in Thor's eyes, he will always be just that little soft baby the size of Odin's palm. When he was in Asgard, he would worry about Loki bumping into each other every day. After all, the whole of Asgard knew that Loki was a war scum, and he became even more worried when he knew that Loki was also on Earth. I can't sleep all day long, afraid that Loki will not have enough food and clothing on this low-level planet.But now seeing Loki's slick fur and bulging belly, Thor felt relieved.

But at the same time of reassurance, Thor also felt a little lost in his heart. His brother can live so well without him. It seems that he has really grown up, and he is no longer the one who follows him every day. The little one who softly calls her brother from the back of her butt.

Loki, who was turned over and kissed his belly in front of everyone, was full of sparks in his heart, wishing to give the bastard Thor a hammer.His face was about to be completely humiliated. What crimes did he do in his life to have a brother like Thor.

So Loki's face was as stinky as he wanted, but Thor, who was used to seeing his brother's stinky face since he was a child, didn't care at all, he still hugged the cat and kissed and rubbed him, looking extremely wretched.

At the beginning, everyone was really shocked when Thor hugged the cat and called his brother, but after Bucky turned into a living person, everyone was not so surprised that the pet around him might become a human. So it calmed down quickly.

The only one who can't calm down is probably Tony. He is going to have a psychological shadow on cats. Raising a cat will turn you into a human, and raising a cat will turn you into a human.

And how is he going to explain to Yun Xiangdi, tell him that the cat he raised is actually a human being, the child is so sad to hear that.

So even though he had basically accepted the facts, Tony still said critically: "Hey, big man, are you sure this is your brother? Does your brother look like this? Where is the black-haired green-eyed boy with the agreed upon plan?"

"He just transformed," Thor said, and rubbed his big face against the fur on Loki's back.

The little brother turned into a fluffy cat is so cute, Thor likes the soft and cute Loki the most.It's a pity that Loki always prefers to turn himself into various poisonous snakes than fluffy animals.And when he was a child, he always had no strength after transforming, so every time he let Thor hang him on his body and walk around with him, the result made all the subjects of Asgard think that their eldest prince was a Guys who like cold-blooded animals, in fact, Thor really doesn't like snakes, which are cold and scaly.

"Transformation, are you sure? This cat has never transformed into a human form here." Tony raised his eyebrows and looked at Loki suspiciously. It would be shameless if this guy is really a fake cat , It's like cheating to eat and drink at his house.Even if Tony has too much money to spend, he doesn't like to spend money on liars, even if the other party is actually a so-called god.

"I'm sure! Although he has only changed into a cat once before, I will never admit it wrong. I can recognize my brother even if he turns gray!!!" Thor said with certainty, hugging the lost and recovered Loki tightly.

Regarding this confession, Loki directly rolled his eyes at him.

The others couldn't help but twitch their mouths, "You know someone who turns into ash, are you sure you said it to your younger brother, then the brotherhood between you is really complicated."

When everyone was speechless, Yun Xiangdi, who had taken a hot bath and changed his clothes, came down from upstairs. Seeing Thor hugging his cat with a crying face, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows. It looked exactly like Tony.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"Er...Thor said your cat was his brother," Steve said.

"?" Yun Xiangdi looked straight at Loki, thinking it couldn't be such a coincidence, he picked up a cat named Bucky, and it turned out that it was really Bucky, and picked up a cat named Loki, and he was really Bucky It's Loki, what kind of luck is this, cat shit luck?

"He is really my brother!" Thor declared again.

"How do you prove it?" Yun Xiangdi walked over and asked.

"He is my younger brother, what is there to prove!" Thor's eyes widened, and he actually asked him to prove that his younger brother is his younger brother. This kind of thing is too strange.A younger brother is a younger brother, so what proof do you need?

But even though it was strange, he still shook Loki in his arms and said to him: "Brother, quickly change back into a human body, and tell them that you are my brother!"

Loki's answer was to throw Thor two supercilious eyes again.

If Loki could talk now, he really wanted to say something to Thor: Move that thing around your neck, stupid Thor Odinson.If he could turn into a human body, how could he maintain his cat shape and walk around in front of these people.Even if he has hair on his body, he still has no clothes on. Could it be that he is the kind of god who likes to show his breasts in front of strangers?

But Thor is obviously not the kind of person who likes to use his brain. Seeing that Loki has not changed his body, he pinched his armpit with his hands, hugged him to his face and asked, "Brother, why don't you change your body?" Are you angry with me because I didn't find you right away. Don't be angry, okay, I know I was wrong, and I promise to find you as soon as possible in the future!"

Loki squinted at him: Just rely on your IQ?

This time Thor seemed to understand Loki's eyes, and hugged Loki aggrievedly and shouted: "Brother~~~"

That tone of voice can be said to be full of twists and turns, causing everyone to get goose bumps.If this was said by a cute-looking person, it would be cute, and it would make people feel cold when it was put on such a blond and rough guy.

"That's enough!" Tony shook his arms and shook off the goosebumps, and said, "I think you must have misunderstood it. This is just an ordinary cat. You can see that he hasn't changed for a long time."

Yun Xiangdi followed suit and nodded, he actually didn't really want to accept that his cat was really Loki, but anyone who has watched the movie knew what kind of virtue Loki was, but Yun Xiangdi didn't do that these days. Don't offend him, if he is really Loki, he probably has a big fight in his heart and waits for revenge to go back. Thinking about it is enough to cause headaches.

"I won't admit it wrong, he is my brother!" Thor stared at the two of them, held Loki defensively and twisted around, as if he was worried that Tony and Yun Xiangdi would suddenly rush over to snatch the cat, he blocked it with his back. Looking at Loki, the two said, "Something happened to my brother so he can't come back. I'm going to take him back to Asgard to show my mother."

After finishing speaking, Thor stretched out his hand to summon his hammer Mjolnir, then turned the sledgehammer and flew out of the Avengers Building with a "swish".

Looking at Thor's back, Yun Xiangdi leaned on Steve and said silently, "I will never pick up cats again."

"It's okay, we can have a dog in the future." Steve said, rubbing Yun Xiangdi's hair.

"This bastard, his brother hasn't paid for his board and lodging these days!" Tony said angrily, stuffing a fried chicken nugget into Yun Xiangdi's arms: "Son, we're not sorry, what kind of pet do you want to buy in the future?" , Dad will buy it for you."

"No need, I don't want to keep pets anymore, it would be nice to have Tinker Bell." Yun Xiangdi took a big bite of fried chicken nuggets with pain in his head. Loki's big trouble is still waiting for him to deal with, how can he have it? Kung fu pets, I don't want to keep pets in this life.

Little tadpole... Cough, the matter of Big Thunder God looking for his younger brother is temporarily over. After eating a full stomach, everyone packed up and threw away the garbage, and then sat around to start three interrogations, and the object of the interrogation was Yun Xiangdi.

"Now son, let's talk about that Mr. Crossbones." As the patriarch, Tony reached out and knocked on the glass coffee table a few times, and said with a serious face: "Please tell us, you and that guy fell to the ground What a PY deal."

Everyone: "..."

Clinton: "Tony, are you talking about a deal?"

Yun Xiangdi: "You only have the PY deal."

Steve: "Watch your words, Tony!"

Harry: "Should I avoid it?"

Peter: "It's getting late, I think I'd better go home."

"Okay, okay, everyone, be quiet, I take back those two words, can I take it back?" Tony quickly raised his hands in surrender, and said, "I mean, there is some private deal between you, private - private deal!"

Yun Xiangdi blinked and asked, "Did you all see it?"

"The fact that Crossbones killed those Hydra disguised S.H.I.E.L.D. agents was suspicious, and it was too easy for you to find him. Later, you took the initiative to take Bucky to find Crossbones, If you are connected together, you will know that there are some ulterior secrets between you." Natasha brushed her hair and said, although she looked tired, the Black Widow still exudes femininity all the time.

Now all the people sitting here are his own people, and Yun Xiangdi didn't have to worry about the secret being leaked out, so he nodded and said, "There is indeed some deal between me and Crossbones, and giving me the switch is part of the deal."

"What did you pay?" Steve asked concerned.

Yun Xiangdi gave Steve a smile, then held his hand and said, "I just did him a favor, don't worry, I never let myself suffer."

"Then who is he? From your tone, you seem to be familiar, but I'm sure today is the first time you've seen Crossbones." Natasha leaned slightly and said.

"It's not very familiar, but I have met him a few times before. In fact, you all know him, he is..."

"Wait, let me guess the identity of this person." Before Yun Xiangdi could say the name of the crossbones, Tony stretched out his hand to interrupt him. He rubbed his temple with his arm and said, "We know each other too. , you only met a few times, he is... a staff member of S.H.I.E.L.D., right? And you met him here, so Jarvis, how many times have you come here and met Yun All those S.H.I.E.L.D. agents that I’ve been working on have been called out to me.”

"Yes, sir." Jarvis replied, and then immediately called up three photos, which were Phil Coulson, Sharon Carter, and Brock Rumlow. They usually come to the Avengers Building Convey some private news for Nick Fury, or lead a team to go on missions, because Yun Xiangdi has seen them because they come more often.

Then the screening is easy, Sharon Carter is impossible, because Crossbones is a man and she is a woman.Phil Coulson is also impossible, he is Nick Fury's right-hand man, if he is Hydra, it would be terrible.

So choose one of the three, and finally only "Brock Rumlow!"

Brock Rumlow is a perfect match for Crossbones in terms of gender, height, body shape and ability.

But knowing that Brock Rumlow is Crossbones did not make everyone feel better, because although he is not Nick Fury's right-hand man like Phil Coulson, he is also the leader of the action team. It's Hydra, and it's almost chilling down the spine.

Seeing everyone's unbelievable expressions, Yun Xiangdi seemed to be determined that it was not enough, and said, "The people killed by Crossbones today were not Hydra's disguised S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, they were originally from S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents, but that's just their part-time job."

Everyone immediately had wtf expressions on their faces. One Hydra spy is enough for a place like S.H.I.E.L.D.

After all, Steve knew Yun Xiangdi better. Looking at his expression, he knew that this was not the whole truth, so he took a breath and said, "Yun, what else, let's talk about it together, we can bear it."

"Not for the time being." Yun Xiangdi is not going to tell the story of the Hydra flood in S.H.I.E.L.D. It's better for S.H.I.E.L.D. to find out by itself, anyway, it's definitely not far from this day.

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