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"Did Tony and Bruce drill into the lab for another day today?" Natasha came out of the kitchen with a plate of beef chow mein, yawning and talking to Clinton who was already swallowing the chow mein.

Clinton stared at a bearded face, and while stuffing sliced ​​beef from chow mein into his mouth, he replied, "I don't know, I slept all day too."

"It seems that those little red flowers are indeed very attractive. If they can really keep young forever, I think women all over the world will be crazy about them." Natasha said, she is actually very fond of this blood orchid. Interesting, after all, women are always extra sensitive to the word eternal youth.

"Why did you suddenly think of this?" Clinton pursed his lips and asked. He didn't really want to talk about any topics related to those big snakes in Borneo. The shadow of being swallowed by snakes was still too big for him. , have not yet been able to escape from it.

Natasha patted Clinton on the shoulder in understanding, then picked up a silver fork and turned the back of the fork to shine on her face and said: "When I got up and looked in the mirror just now, I found that there seemed to be a few fine lines around the corners of my eyes. Suddenly I feel that I am not young anymore."

"So you came up with the idea of ​​those flowers?" Clinton asked.

"What do you mean by making an idea? I'm just thinking about the reasonable usage of these flowers." Natasha said.

"You mean for skin care?" Yun Xiangdi walked over and said, he was also holding a plate of Nian Rou fried noodles, and the beef in this plate of fried noodles was obviously more than that of Natasha and Clinton.

As a foodie, Clinton noticed the beef that could be more than fried noodles at first glance. He snorted with envy and jealousy, and said sourly to Steve who came out behind Yun Xiangdi: "Captain, you This kind of heart is also a bit too biased, if you value sex and despise friendship, you will have no friends."

Steve sat next to Yun Xiangdi, and said very righteously: "Yun is growing up and needs more nutrition."

Then he showed Clinton the few thin pieces of beef on his fried noodles, letting him know that he was eating the same as them, so don't be pushy.

Clinton was very dissatisfied with this, and groaned: "Tony is not short of a few yuan of beef, why on earth do you want to save so much, Captain?"

"There's only one piece of beef left in the fridge," Steve said.

So it's not that he is saving, but that there is no stock in the refrigerator, even if he wants to let go of his hands and feet to cook meat for everyone, there is no material.

"Captain, didn't you go shopping all day at home?" Clinton said.

In the entire Avengers, Clinton and Natasha usually have the most missions, because they are the only two professional agents, purely professional, easy to use, and they also love to take missions to make money.After all, one wants to make money to support his family, while the other wants to make money to buy various brand-name clothes, bags, shoes, cosmetics, etc.

As for the other people in the Avengers, Tony is the uncle, unless it is a mission he is interested in, or a big scene mission that requires him to join, otherwise he would rather stay in the laboratory and not come out.Banner is more fond of nesting in the laboratory than Tony. Of course, even if he wants to come up with a mission, people who make small troubles will not call him. After all, who will fight when Hulk comes out? If the destruction of the villains overwhelmed those little villains, then it would be troublesome.As for Steve, it is because the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. agreed that Captain America should not be given too much work, and that an idol like him should enjoy life, so the number of missions is relatively small.

If there is no boyfriend Jiao Yun Xiangdi, Steve may feel that life is too boring because he has too much free time, but now he has a boyfriend, so he is also happy to be free.Would it be happier to go out on a mission than to accompany her boyfriend? Of course it was impossible.And anyway, no matter whether he can get the mission or not, he is paid for it, so why not do it.

When it comes to wages, Steve has always had double wages, one in the Avengers and one in S.H.I.E.L.D.Moreover, his salary is second only to Director Alexander Pierce and Deputy Director Nick Fury in S.H.I.E.L.D. Will be the tallest in S.H.I.E.L.D.

In addition, Steve also has a very generous pension. Although he only has the military rank of colonel, because of his special status, the government gives him a pension that is more than that of a general.Also, he made various contributions to the country during the war. At that time, he did not get many rewards. Now, with the efforts of the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., most of them have the government convert the rewards into cash and transfer them to his account. .

In fact, the government is definitely more willing to give Steve some flashy honors, but because when S.H.I.E.L.D. put up the application for restoring Steve's various rewards, the government did not reply immediately for various reasons. There replied that due to the passage of time, the original rewards could not be given to Steve, but they would give some conditions for Steve to choose. Steve had already confirmed the relationship with Yun Xiangdi, so he directly passed those flashy rewards. Things, I chose to ask for the most real money.

At that time, he didn't know that Yun Xiangdi had a rich father, but he just thought that as the older one, he would definitely be responsible for supporting the family in the future, so he asked for more money.Steve is an honest man, but he is not stupid at all. He knows that it is impossible for the current US government to publicly honor Captain America. He is a man of honor, and those honors given quietly are of no use to him, so he simply changed everything that could be exchanged for money into money.As for whether his image will be damaged by this, Steve also doesn't care.

And when Steve knew that Yun Xiangdi was actually Tony's son, he rejoiced more than once for his choice at that time. Even if he had eight zeros in his bank account, he would still be vain in the face of Tony. If he hadn't chosen Qian, standing in front of Tony now, it is estimated that he will not be able to straighten his back.Steve didn't know how much value his status as Captain America meant to others. He only knew that as a man, he should provide his significant other with a good life. If he didn't have this ability, he wouldn't have the face to face his father-in-law. of.

It’s a long way to go, in short, Steve should be considered the most leisurely person in the entire Avengers. Although he is not married, he has already lived a life of a family husband in advance. He is responsible for picking up his children and boyfriends every day, and then buying Shopping, cooking, tidying up the house, etc. Anyway, he does all the trivial things in the Avengers.

So there are no ingredients in the refrigerator, of course Clinton has to ask him, after all, grocery shopping is his business.

Regarding this question, Steve couldn't make the righteous remarks just now. He said with some embarrassment: "I didn't go shopping today, so there is only yesterday's stock in the refrigerator."

Yun Xiangdi likes to eat fresh food, so Steve only buys one day's worth of groceries every day. If Clinton and Natasha didn't go on a mission yesterday, there probably wouldn't even be that piece of beef left in the refrigerator.

"So what did you do?" Clinton asked.

"Chat with Bucky for a while," Steve said.

Because Charles took the whole school to the Caribbean for vacation, Bucky stayed in the Avengers Mansion, but he was brainwashed again, couldn't come out of the isolation room, and was very irritable all day long, Steve saw Seeing his appearance, I couldn't bear it, so I went to chat with Bucky in the isolation room every day. Steve, who was chatting with Bucky today, felt that he seemed to remember something, so he forgot to go shopping out of excitement.

"But when I came back to get a beer in the morning, I clearly remembered that the piece of beef in the refrigerator was quite large, so it shouldn't be so small." Clinton said, poking at the few slices of beef left on his plate.

"Just now Bucky said he was hungry, so I made some food for him and used up some meat." Steve said again embarrassedly, but his expression showed that he definitely used up more than just a little meat.

As a foodie, Clinton didn't know Bucky's virtuous nature. He knew how much Bucky had. So when he heard this answer, he felt a sense of sadness in his heart. He looked at Steve and said : "Captain, I figured it out, you don't value sex over friends, you just despise teammates."

Steve just smiled apologetically at him, and Clinton didn't feel much apology from his smile.

Neither Yun Xiangdi nor Natasha paid much attention to the conversation between the two men. The two of them had already shifted the conversation from using blood orchid for skin care to using blood orchid to make cosmetics. They were just chatting casually at first, but The more Yun Xiangdi talked about it, the more he felt that this idea was very good. Women and children in this world are the best money earners. If they can really develop an effective anti-aging skin care product, it will probably sell like crazy.

Tony, who came out of the laboratory smelling the smell of food, said in surprise after hearing the conversation between the two: "You only think of making skin care products for such a useful thing, son, aren't your ambitions a bit low?"

"Could it be that you really want to make a medicine for eternal youth?" Yun Xiangdi asked rhetorically.

"Of course...not!" Tony pursed his lips and said.

In fact, he and Banner have already extracted some special ingredients from those blood orchids. If they study hard, he believes that he can make a medicine to delay aging, but he and Banner are not going to continue. They are all smart people, and they are well aware of the social turmoil that will be caused if this kind of thing that violates the laws of nature is really made. Now they, the Avengers, only need to fight against bad guys, but if there is such a thing, it is estimated that by then They are about to fight against people all over the world who are unwilling to age naturally.

"Then it's over. Since you can't make medicine, why can't you make some skin care products to benefit women. You have to raise two sons, and you can't do without making more money." Yun Xiangdi said.

Being told by his son to make more money to support the family, Tony immediately said angrily, "Isn't my current money not enough for you to spend?" Tony has always been very confident about his wealth.

Yun Xiangdi glanced at him and said, "Before you say that, think about how much the new armor you are preparing to make will cost."

Since he stopped making weapons, Stark Group's income has obviously dropped a lot, but Tony spent money faster than before. After all, the price of a battle armor is not comparable to the price of those luxury cars and mansions. So if he doesn't work hard to develop some profitable projects, Yun Xiangdi feels insecure.