European and American Style Liaozhai

It has been three days since Steve and the others came back from Borneo. As soon as they returned to the Avengers Building, they slumped on the sofa with pale faces, and looked a little hopeless.

"What's the matter, are the monsters in Borneo difficult to deal with?"

Tony raised his hand weakly, pointed to the cup on the kitchen table, and said, "According to strength, it's not difficult to deal with."

Yun Xiangdi saw that his lips were dry and flaky, and that the others were not much better, so he got up and brought a kettle over, poured a glass of water for each of them and asked, "So which aspect is difficult to deal with?"

Banner leaned back on the sofa and said with a blank expression, "It's probably the quantity."

"I never knew that I had intensive phobia." Natasha said, she seemed to think of the scene at that time, and couldn't help shaking.

Steve took the water that Yun Xiangdi poured for him, took a sip and said with a skeptical expression on his life: "I always thought that I was fearless."

Clinton, begging for mercy, made a pause gesture to the crowd and said, "Please do me a favor and stop talking!"

Seeing the expressions of several people, Yun Xiangdi couldn't help but feel a little curiosity about those monsters. What a terrible thing this is, which can make the well-informed and bold Avengers react so strongly.

He quietly pulled Steve's arm, and was about to pull his boyfriend back into the room to ask carefully, when a little spider in a tight red and blue uniform happily jumped in from the window, holding a big bag in his hand. Hanging in the middle of the living room, he yelled at Di You towards Yun, "Spiderman's takeaway will be delivered on time, please accept it."

Yun Xiangdi glanced at the Chinese pattern LOGO printed on the bag, and said, "I didn't order takeaway."

Yun Xiangdi usually doesn't order takeout, and even if he does, he doesn't order takeout from Chinese restaurants. Chinese restaurants in the United States all cook Chinese food according to American tastes, and he is not used to it.

"Actually, I ordered it." Peter jumped down from mid-air, took off the hood with one hand and said, "Recently, this restaurant has become very popular on the Internet. I happened to pass by today, so I bought some and we can eat together."

"Why didn't you find Gwen?" Yun Xiangdi asked.

"Grandma Gwen is sick, and she went to visit him." Peter said a little frustrated.

If it wasn't for Gwen's absence, how could he have come to look for Yun Xiangdi.

"Then you can find Ned, I'm not interested in American Chinese food." Yun Xiangdi said, but he still cleaned up the things on the coffee table so that Peter could take out his takeaway.

"There's a dish here that Ned doesn't eat," said Peter, taking some plastic lunch boxes out of the bag.

The small lunch boxes on the top should contain stir-fried vegetables, and the pot-sized plastic box on the bottom should contain rice porridge. Although the box is very sealed, it may be that when Peter came over, he was a little too aggressive. So some porridge soup leaked out from the edge of the box lid, looking sticky a little affected the appetite, and Yun Xiangdi felt that the porridge tasted a bit fishy after smelling it.

Yun Xiangdi was not the only one who smelled the fishy smell. Steve frowned when Peter took out the porridge and asked, "Peter, what is this?"

"Snake porridge." Peter said cheerfully.

The child didn't notice anything wrong with Steve at all, and while opening the lids of the lunch boxes, he said to everyone, "This is the signature delicacy of this restaurant. I heard that snake porridge is very good for the body and good for the skin. Good thing, I waited in line for half an hour before..."

"Ouch!" Clinton retched uncontrollably, then covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom.

Although the other people were not as disgusted as Clinton, their faces were all faintly green. Tony even pointed at the snake porridge and shouted unbearably: "Peter Parker, get rid of it for me! Now !!immediately!!!"

Peter didn't expect that everyone would be so disgusted with his snake porridge, and he was a little stunned for a while. He pursed his mouth and showed a look of grievance on his face. Then, holding the bowl of porridge, he jumped out of the window with a "swish" out,

After he disappeared, Tony yelled again: "Little clumsy, spray some air freshener, hurry up!"

He looked like he couldn't bear the smell of snake porridge.

This time, the little clumsy action was quick, and he immediately grabbed the air freshener with his paws and ran over to spray a few lunch boxes on the coffee table. The small stir-fries that were sprayed directly were stained with the smell of air freshener before facing Tony. Shaking the metal claws, it seemed to be asking for praise.

Tony covered his forehead speechlessly, the snake smell could not be smelled now, but the strong air freshener mixed with the smell of cooking didn't smell much better than before.

"Little clumsy, clean up all these things on the table." Tony had to yell again.

The little clumsy hand immediately opened its claws, threw the air freshener it was holding onto the ground, and then stretched its claws towards the lunch boxes on the coffee table.

"Wait!" Yun Xiangdi saw it and hurried to the front of the table to stop the little clumsy hand from moving. It wasn't him who said that this little robot is really a typical example of not doing enough to accomplish anything but to fail. It takes less than a minute to spill a table and a carpet, but it will take more effort to clean it up. It's better not to expect it from the beginning.

"Just let Peter clean it up. Weini likes this carpet very much. It's better not to change it." Yun Xiangdi said.

As soon as he finished speaking, Peter just came back. He took off his hood again and said, "I gave the porridge to a homeless man. It's quite expensive, so it shouldn't be wasted. By the way, what do you want me to pack up?" with?"

"This, take it and throw it away." Yun Xiangdi pointed to the lunch box on the coffee table and said.

Peter frowned and looked around, seeing that the boxes of stir-fried vegetables seemed to be different from when he left, so he asked, "What's wrong with my vegetables?"

"Little Clumsy sprayed air freshener inside." Yun Xiangdi said.

Peter's eyes widened, and he put all the food he hadn't had time to take a bite into the plastic bag in aggrieved manner, and then jumped out of the window again mumbling something like waste.But this time he came back much faster than the last time. Obviously, the food this time did not require him to take the time to give it to the homeless.

After Clinton also ran out of the bathroom, Yun Xiangdi took out a small bottle of elixir, and one of them gave them a pill for them to eat, "This will make you feel better."

The five of them quickly swallowed the elixir that looked like Mai Lisu, and they really felt better after eating, and the nausea in their chest quickly subsided.

Yun Xiangdi saw that their expressions had improved, so he sat next to Steve and said, "Okay, now can you tell me what happened to you?"

"It's a snake." Clinton said dryly.

"A lot of snakes." Natasha added.

"Many, many huge snakes." Banner followed up.

"The entire underground cave is full of snakes, there are thousands of them." Tony said, rubbing his arms.

"We walked around the underground cave for a few days and killed most of the snakes before escaping from it. This is really more terrifying than going to the battlefield." Steve said, his expression was so dazed, he really didn't expect himself One day I will be afraid of snakes, but normal people will probably feel scared when they see those snakes. Thousands of snakes 30 meters long are crowded together to form a huge snake ball. Anyone who sees the scene should be shocked. of.

However, their words did not make the audience Peter empathize. He scratched the back of his head and said, "I've seen it in science and education films. It's really scary for snakes to gather together, but that's all."

"That's it?!" Clinton looked at him in disbelief and said loudly: "My child, those who have not experienced it themselves have no right to speak."

After being yelled at again, Peter pursed his mouth again, and the expression on that doll's face couldn't be more aggrieved.

Natasha slapped Clinton slapped with maternal love when she saw it, and then said to Peter: "It's okay, don't pay attention to him, he was stimulated."

"Huh? What excitement?" Peter asked, tilting his head in confusion.

The child didn't hold grudges at all, and he forgot to be wronged and angry after being comforted by Natasha.

Clinton swallowed, and leaned on the armrest of the sofa with a dead face, obviously not wanting to say anything, but Natasha patted his hand and said: "The shadow in my heart must be spoken out to overcome it, you don't want to talk about it. You can’t get over it forever.”

"But I think you guys just want to see me laugh," Clinton said.

His words were immediately protested by everyone, and everyone else looked at him with a sincere expression, almost writing the words "It's too sad, are we like this?" on their faces.

But no matter how sincere their expressions are, Clinton has already seen clearly who such a helper is. Xiang Yun told Di and Peter what happened: "I was swallowed by a snake!"

"What? How big a snake must be to swallow an adult!" Peter yelled in horror, covering his face immediately after hearing this.

Although Banner had just said that the snake was very big, he thought it was only one or two meters or two or three meters at most, but he didn't expect it to be so big.He estimated in his heart that the snake must be at least 1.8 meters long to swallow a man as big as Clinton, who is about 30 meters long.

"So you are facing a nest of 30-meter-long snakes!!!"

"Exciting?" Tony said.

He was actually the one who reacted the least among the several Avengers, because he was wearing his own steel armor, so those snakes hadn't actually touched him, at most they had cast a shadow over his heart.As for the others, it is inevitable that they have been touched by those greasy things more or less, and the shadow in their hearts is much bigger than him.Of course, the most unlucky thing here is Clinton. He was accidentally swallowed by a snake. If Tony hadn't blown up the snake, he would have been digested by now.

But even if he wasn't the most unlucky one, Tony still planned to make a new armor for himself, because as long as he thought that his current armor had been in the Snake Team, he felt sticky and uncomfortable.

作者有话要说：柠檬茶扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2019-02-2110:47:56