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When John Constantine received a call from Yun Xiangdi, he had just finished dealing with a demon possessing a little girl's body. He was leaning in the alley, smoking a cigarette, and said with a sneer, "My child, only the dead can see the god of death. If you want to see him, you just need to commit suicide, then your soul will go to hell, and you will have countless hours to hang around behind the god of death."

"Mr. Constantine, first of all, I won't go to hell if I die, and secondly, even if I go to hell, I won't go to the hell in the west, so help me find the god of death, you can pay as much as you want." Yun Xiangdi said.

"I don't want to cause trouble, kid. Take your money and have a good meal. Don't think about those messy things." Constantine flicked the cigarette ash and directly pressed his hand on the hang up button.

"Then what if I give you a chance to die without going to hell?" Yun Xiangdi said.

Constantine's hand stopped, and he squinted his eyes and stared at the phone for a long time. He knew that the cigarette in his hand had burned his fingers before he asked with a "hiss", "What can I do?"

Yun Xiangdi smiled, looked at the sky outside the window and said, "Mr. Constantine, do you know the monks in the East?"

Constantine naturally knew the monks in the East, and he even knew a few Taoist priests, some of whom had lived for nearly two hundred years.Constantine once chatted with them. He knew that Taoist priests practiced by absorbing the spirit energy between heaven and earth.

Moreover, the immortals in the east have not appeared in the human world for nearly 500 years, but on their western side, from time to time, some people can see angels wandering in the human world.

Therefore, for Constantine, relying on cultivation to become an immortal is actually more unreliable than trying to exorcise demons to obtain God's approval, because it is very likely that there are no immortals in the eastern sky.

"What do you want to say?" Constantine asked, with a hint of impatience after losing interest in his tone.

Yun Xiangdi tapped his fingers on the window sill a few times, and said unhurriedly: "Mr. Constantine, in terms of strength alone, I may not be able to beat you now, but I have a lifespan of 300 years. What about you?" ?”

he?He probably has less than a year to live.Advanced lung cancer, to be honest, he can walk like a normal person now, relying entirely on mana, if there is no mana, I am afraid that he would have become a severely ill patient with no hair and skinny body.

Konstantin leaned against the wall of the alley again, took out a cigarette from his windbreaker pocket and lit it, then took a deep breath and said, "Are you showing off, kid?"

"I can take you as an apprentice." Yun Xiangdi said.

When Konstantin heard this, he immediately sneered and said, "Are you kidding? Listen, I'm going to hang up now. I'm going to find someone else to help you, brat!"

The person who wants to hang up the phone will not say it. Since he said it, it proves that the other party wants a reason to stop him from hanging up. Yun Xiangdi knew what Constantine needed, so he continued to speak without haste : "Be my apprentice, even if you die, I can keep your soul by my side, I can even help you find a new body, no one can take you away. If you learn to practice, you can be with me I also have a long life, 300 years, 500 years, 1000 years... If you are strong enough, you can become a fairy in a few thousand years. Of course, even if you don’t become a fairy in the end, you are still protected by the Eastern gods. The demons of hell in the West should not be able to harm you casually. Take a step back and say, even if you live for hundreds of thousands of years, even if you still can’t defeat Satan in the end, self-destruction of your soul is worth it, isn’t it?”

Not to mention hundreds of thousands of years, even living for 200 years would be worth it to Constantine, so what Yun Xiangdi said was really convincing to Constantine.

He spit out the cigarette butt in his mouth with a "poof", and said in a straight voice: "I have left the matter of the god of death to me, where are you now?"

inside? "

Yun Xiangdi smiled in satisfaction and said, "Paris, France."

"I'll buy a plane ticket and come over here right away." Constantine said, he can't wait to fly directly to Yun Xiangdi to verify whether what this kid said is true, and if so, he has agreed to this master.

"You don't need to buy a ticket, just put your phone away," Yun Xiangdi said.

Constantine was a little puzzled, but he still put the phone on the lid of the trash can beside him, and then shouted into the phone, "What are you going to do?"

"Bring you to France." Yun Xiangdi said.

"What?" Constantine couldn't understand this, but Yun Xiangdi didn't answer him, but just asked him to wait.

Constantine is now in the United States, even if he buys a flight to France immediately, it will take at least ten hours before he arrives, but who knows what will happen during these ten hours, maybe the god of death will suddenly show up again , so Yun Xiangdi can't wait so long at all, he needs Constantine to come here immediately.

At this time, Yun Xiangdi's habit of hoarding goods in necklaces had its benefits when he had nothing to do. As long as he had a magic amulet, the distance of tens of thousands of miles was nothing more than a blink of an eye.

Yun Xiang squeezed a spell on the flute player, and then casually grabbed at the hotel corridor, and a blond female ghost in lace pajamas was caught by her.

The female ghost trembled with fright at being caught so suddenly, but she pursed her mouth and didn't scream. She just looked at Yun Xiangdi vigilantly.

"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. I need you to do me a favor. You can tell me what you want to realize. As long as I can do it, I will help you realize it."

"Really?" The female ghost probably thought that Yun Xiangdi was a very powerful person who could catch her, so she said without Yun Xiangdi's words: "I was killed by my husband, and he cooperated with my secretary." Murdered me, and then pretended that I committed suicide to deceive the police, and now he took my property to marry that woman, I am not reconciled, I want you to help me kill the couple!"

Yun Xiangdi really felt that if he didn't read the almanac when he went out yesterday, he would be fine if he met the god of death, but he didn't expect to catch a female ghost and make him commit murder, what kind of luck is it.

Yun Xiangdi would not agree to fulfill this wish, he said: "I will not help you kill them, but I can help you find a detective to find out what happened at that time, and then punish them with the law. Will be reincarnated, miss, you don't want to be reincarnated as livestock in the next life for those two people?"

The female ghost was obviously dissatisfied when she heard Yun Xiangdi said that she would not help her kill people, but she immediately changed her attitude after listening to the second half of the sentence, and punishing the couple with the law can be regarded as revenge for her Well, she didn't want to be reincarnated as an animal in the next life for those two sluts.

"Thank you, kind sir. What do you want me to do for you?" asked the female ghost.

Yun Xiangdi took out a magic amulet from the necklace, handed it to the female ghost and said, "Give this to the person on the phone for me, you should be able to do it."

The female ghost heard that it was such a simple matter, and said cleanly: "Of course, of course, I often get into the mobile phones of the guests here to play."

Yun Xiangdi touched the amulet to prevent the female ghost from being hurt by the spiritual power on the amulet, and then handed the amulet to the ghost.

Konstantin stood in the empty alley and waited for a few minutes, smoked two more cigarettes, and soon became impatient. He frowned and took two steps towards the phone, and was about to ask Yun Xiangdi if he was okay Then, I saw a blond female ghost suddenly jump out of her mobile phone, then held a piece of paper and said to him: "Mr. Yun asked me to give it to you."

This other way of appearance did not scare Constantine, he raised his eyebrows, and then took the paper directly.

"This is... a charm? What is it for?"

When he got the spell, Constantine immediately recognized what it was. The Taoist priests he knew were all good at drawing charms. He had seen many different spells from them, but he was sure he had never seen them before. Pass this spell.And as soon as he got this spell, he could feel the abundant spiritual power on it, which was much stronger than that of those Taoist priests.

After completing the task, the female ghost got into the mobile phone and returned to the hotel. Yun waved to Di to signal her to wait in the room for a while, and then said to Constantine: "Mentally read my current address, and then tear up this piece of paper. Talisman, it will bring you to me."

"This, this is impossible." Constantine looked at the piece of paper in front of him, a little unbelievable, but his desire to explore still made him obediently follow Yun Xiangdi's request.

First read the address, and then tear up the spell. In the narrow alley, a half-burned cigarette fell to the ground, and the owner of the cigarette had disappeared.

"Wow!!!" Constantine staggered and appeared in the middle of the room. He exclaimed full of surprise, then looked at Yun Xiangdi who was sitting on the sofa and said, "This thing is really good. With this, we can save money." What a lot of things. Mr. Yun, do you have any more, can I give you a few pieces of land in the future?"

"Yes, but you can't use it if I give it to you." Yun Xiangdi raised his chin and motioned him to look at the magic circle under his feet. It was not drawn casually, and it took him at least a month of cultivation for this one spell. , Yun Xiangdi would not be willing to use it if he was not in a hurry to get Constantine to help.

Constantine looked at the eastern formation on the ground, which was obviously tens of times more complicated than the western formation, touched his nose and passed the topic directly. "Then, let's get down to business."

"Wait a minute, I'll finish the lady's business first." Yun Xiangdi said, while taking out a new apparition symbol and pasting it on the female ghost, then dialed Sherlock's phone number and simply said to him After a while, she asked the female ghost to call Sherlock and asked her to talk to Sherlock in person.

As for whether the appearance of the female ghost will scare Sherlock and Watson, Yun Xiangdi said that he doesn't care.

After seeing off the female ghost, Yun Xiangdi discussed with Constantine about meeting the God of Death. After seeing Yun Xiangdi's ability, Constantine was very active in doing things, and he directly recommended to Yun Xiangdi a The demon of life, telling him that he can meet the god of death through this demon.

The demon recommended by Constantine is called Hana Elon. He is a subordinate of Beelzebub, one of the seven demon kings of hell.Hana Yilun is now possessed by an ordinary man named Andrew Pierrard, and this Pierrard is his lover, Hana Yilun will stay in the world precisely because he fell in love with this mortal .

Pierard is a cook, and Hana Elon, as a subordinate of Beelzebub, the demon king who represents gluttony, has always liked to eat delicious food. Every time he comes to the world, he must find a delicious restaurant to have a full meal.Then by chance, he met Pierard who opened a restaurant, and was conquered by his cooking skills.At first, Hana Elon wanted to bring Pierard back to hell, but Pierard had a beautiful soul, and such a soul would not be able to enter hell, unless Hana Elon polluted his soul, but Ha Na Yilun had already fallen in love with Pierard at that time, and he was unwilling to hurt his lover, so he finally decided to possess Pierard and stay in the human world.

For a powerful demon like him, the life of a human being is too short. He stayed in the world to accompany Pierard for a lifetime before returning to hell. Maybe the demons in hell are not aware of it at all. until he had left.

In short, this Hana Yilun has some status in hell, he must be able to find the god of death, and let the god of death talk to Yun Xiangdi.But to ask him to help, of course, there is a price to pay.

"I can help his lover live longer." Yun Xiangdi said.

"Are you taking him as an apprentice too?" Constantine asked.

"Ordinary people can't practice, but I can purify his body, delay his aging and death, I can make him live 50 years longer than ordinary people, without affecting his soul." Yun Xiang flute said.

Yun Xiangdi knew that Hana Yilun must have a way to make his lover live longer, but the devil's means will pollute Pierard's soul, and he stayed in the world originally to not pollute Pierard's soul , so those methods will definitely not be used on Pierard.However, Yun Xiangdi could easily help him, as long as a elixir, it would be extremely easy for mortals to live decades longer.Of course he couldn't make it easy, otherwise the price would be cheap.

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Mr. Yun: Teach everyone a new way to ask for help~~~