Who is the heroine?

"Have you ever thought that you might not actually be your parents' child?"

The summer in N city was long and hot, and the cicadas were heard one after another. Lu Yun was sitting in the shade, with a basketball in one hand and a water glass in the other, and he suddenly heard such a question.

She stared at the little sunlight scattered between the gaps in the leaves, thinking that she was suffering from heat stroke and had auditory hallucinations.She turned her head and looked at Jiang Yu who asked this stupid question in a daze: "...Huh?"

Lu Yun really thought that being able to call a group of people out to play basketball on such a hot day was already the most stupid move Jiang Yu could make - I didn't expect there to be even more stupid.

The most stupid thing is that when this guy asked such a question, he actually put on a look of bitterness and hatred.

...Your sister is bitter and bitter.

But after all, Jiang Yu is considered a good boudoir (...) honey, Lu Yun still tried to find a reason for the other party, she reluctantly thought for a while: "...Is this another question about testing straight men online?"

"..."

Jiang Yu wanted to pick up the sports bag on the chair and smash it on Lu Yun's face.

After a long time of psychological construction, he finally asked the opening sentence, but was blocked by the other party's brain circuit with sand sculptures. Jiang Yu felt that he really wanted to kneel down for the other party to see.

He endured and endured, took a deep breath with humiliation on his face, and let it out: "...What do you mean by 'again'?"

"Is there something wrong with your focus, Eryu?"

"..."

"..."

Amidst the endless chirping of cicadas, the two good friends finally reached the same brain circuit by accident——

...Why on earth would I be friends with this idiot!

Jiang Yu tried her best to maintain her serious posture and bring the conversation back on track: "...I hope you can be more serious, because everything I said is true now, I know it is difficult for people to accept, in fact I also It took a lot of effort to accept this fact... yes, you are my long-lost cousin—”

"Pfft—" Lu Yun spat, "Hahaha, did you watch some bloody TV series?"

"I didn't!" Jiang Yu said, "You are really my cousin! I'm serious, okay! Can you respect me!"

"But it's really funny. If you make it up, you can make it up. Why do you want to play for yourself? You want to be my cousin... Forget it, let's take it easy." Lu Yun waved his hands Shaking his head, he tried to express his resistance with his whole body.

Jiang Yu... endured it.

"What's so funny?" Behind him, several boys carrying mineral water came over, one of them was wearing dyed hair and pigtails, threw the plastic bag on the chair, leaned over and put his hand on Jiang Yu's. Shoulder, smiling, "It's a hot day, share it with us." The remaining two or three people also sat down one by one, and only the last boy shook his head, took out the mineral water from the bag, and distributed it to everyone.

"It's nothing," Lu Yun said while twisting the mineral water, "it's Eryu's talk——"

"Ah, ah, shut up!" Jiang Yu yelled, staring at her, "Is this something you can casually tell others?"

Xia Yi, the boy with the braids, was still putting his hands on Jiang Yu's body, almost stunned by the other party's fierce reaction: "...Damn it? Aren't we brothers? How did we become someone else? You are treacherous, Jiang Yu! Say it! Sister Yun! Say it!" He looked righteously angry, "I would like to know what little secret Jiang Yu has behind my back!"

The boys next to him started booing "Wow~~".

"Yes, we want to hear it!"

"Brother Jiang, you are not mean enough——"

"This wave must be listened to!"

"You are poisonous, Xia Yi!" Jiang Yu was going crazy.

However, not only was his genuine anxiety not captured, but it revealed a pretentiously exaggerated sense of humor.In addition, the content was too absurd for Lu Yun, she completely attributed it to a joke told by her little friend.

So Lu Yun took a sip of water and said with a smile, "Er Yu said that I am his long-lost sister."

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

A group of people sat on the bench, laughing like dogs together, even the gentle boy who sat down last couldn't help laughing.The only exception was Jiang Yu, who sat among them and was regarded by Xia Yi as a back-to-back mad hammer.He has a dull face and no expression on his face, but there is no doubt that this expression, instead of awakening the conscience of his partners, has become a new round of laughing points, and some even shake their phones while laughing and want to take pictures:

"...Brother Jiang's expression can be used as an emoji hahahahahahaha."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

——This sentence triggered a new round of hilarious frenzy.

Jiang Yu felt that she had lost hope in this indifferent world.

"...I'm not joking, I'm telling the truth." He was very sad and indignant, and forced the words out through his teeth.

The laughter that was about to rest with great difficulty rang out again, and for a while, the world was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Someone else tried to ask for a photo from the person who took the photo while laughing: "... wait until the emoji pack is sent to the group to share hahahaha——"

——Mom mentally retarded.

"...Hey, my stomach, Jiang Yu, why didn't I see that you still have a talent for being funny." Xia Yi stuck Jiang Yu's neck, feeling a little exhausted, "Stop laughing, stop laughing, I really can't Laugh again—"

Jiang Yu has become numb: "What I said is true."

Everyone wanted to laugh again.

Lu Yun quickly made a "pause" gesture: "Stop it, Brother Jiang is going to cry."

"To be honest, Jiang Yu, you actually want to take advantage of sister Yun, otherwise why would you arrange a role for yourself, the brother who has been lost for many years is too nonsense." A boy shouted at the top of his voice. .

"...That's right!" Lu Yun clenched his fist and hammered his palm.

"It must be!" "It's too scheming!"

Lu Yun then nodded: "Just to let me call you brother, you are really too open... Okay, don't cry Eryu, you are my brother, dear brother, how about it, isn't it interesting? "

Xia Yi exclaimed strangely: "It's so interesting!"

Jiang Yu was about to die of anger. At this moment, he didn't care about the many people around him: "Who is your brother?! I am your cousin, cousin! Cousin, you understand! Not my brother—please! Distant relatives , How about a distant relative? Thank you!"

"Cousin is okay." She nodded.

"..."

"puff."

"Pfft hahaha!"

Everyone laughed again.

He stared at Lu Yun's innocent face, and really couldn't figure out why he would play with this guy.Just staring and staring like this, Jiang Yu finally slumped his shoulders in frustration, like a punctured balloon: "Damn! Forget it, I won't say it, why should I worry about it?"

Lu Yun was still laughing: "Don't talk about it later."

"I have nothing to say to you." Jiang Yu said, "You big fool, you will regret it! Then don't cry and beg me!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha"

"When the time comes, don't come crying and begging me~" There was an out-of-the-ordinary Xue Yang beside him.

Laughing like crazy.

Lu Yun shook with a smile: "Okay! If I beg you, my surname is not Lu!" Then he joined the sea of ​​"laughing at Jiang Yu".

At this time, Lu Yun never thought that she had set a flag for herself.She didn't care about laughing loudly with her friends, surrounded by cicadas and gambled, after eating the abnormally spicy chicken wings, she ran the whole street in search of a drink that could relieve the spicyness.

Like an ordinary middle school student.

However, everything came to a screeching halt a week later.

a.

"Whale Island" milk tea shop.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Yu pulled the chair away, sat down on the chair with a big thorn, and fanned himself with one hand, "I'm halfway through the ball, what's the matter, hurry up."

With a heavy face, Lu Yun silently pushed the drink ordered on the table to him, made a "please" gesture, then continued to stare at him without saying a word.

"..." Jiang Yu was so stared at, she picked up a drink and tried to hide her unnaturalness by drinking it.

"Brother." Lu Yun's tone was heavy.

"Puff cough cough cough cough cough!"

Jiang Yu was choked half to death by the sudden sound, and half of the drink was contributed to the clothes.

"I really don't seem to be my parents' biological child." She said, her hands intertwined, as if she didn't notice Jiang Yu's reaction at all, "...you may really be my brother."

"It's my cousin! Cousin! Not my real brother!" He hastily corrected, "I'm the only son of my parents, okay?"

"Is that the point?" Lu Yun asked back, "The point is that I actually have a blood relationship with you—damn!"

"...???" Jiang Yu was a little dazed, "Why do I feel that your words are not right..."

"Don't pay attention to these details." She waved her hand with a look of unrequited love, "How do you know? After all, you shouldn't be the first one to tell me this, right? Too..." She revealed A "you know" emoji, "Too casual, isn't it?"

"I understand this sentence, you just look down on me, don't you?" Jiang Yu was expressionless.

Lu Yun ignored this sentence: "So how did you know? Overheard?"

"Yeah, otherwise?" Jiang Yu rolled his eyes, "I overheard it. It really scared me to death, how could I have thought that you and I are brothers, hiss, no, brother and sister!" He flinched Shrinking the leg that hurt from being kicked by the other party, "I was really shocked at the time. I originally wanted to digest this secret by myself, but I changed my mind and thought, you are so stupid, if you still have information asymmetry, how pitiful it is!"

"Actually, it's because you can't digest this secret yourself."

"..."

"..."

Jiang Yu stood up and made a gesture to leave: "Goodbye."

"Walk slowly or not." Lu Yun looked indifferent.

He sat back again: "Aren't you curious?"

"Curious what?"

"Your biological parents, my aunt and uncle."

"So you want to talk?"

"I want to!" Jiang Yu slapped the table as a matter of course, "Of course I want to say..." He suddenly got stuck, as if thinking of something, shrank his neck, a little tangled, "No, if I let them know, I will die I have. All I can tell you is—"

Lu Yun couldn't help pricking up his ears.

"——you will no longer be an only child hahahahahahahahaha!"