Who is the heroine?
Chapter 16
God is so dependent on love.
Guan Xi was almost amused: "Don't be kidding."
"I'm not joking," Lu Yun spread his hands, "I'm serious—since neither of my parties wants to change back, then I can think of a way to get the best of both worlds? For example, if the two families recognize each other, they usually don't change back. But winter and summer vacations can be exchanged for living in the same place... Otherwise, we can simply live on both sides of the house - anyway, it is very convenient to live in one city, isn't it?"
"It sounds like a good idea."
"Of course, I've thought about it for a long time." Lu Yun was triumphant, "But if we want to convince my parents and your parents, we still have to work together, we have to prescribe the right medicine, and think about it for fun... No, Great idea that works."
While Lu Yun was having a secret meeting with Guan Xi to think about how to persuade his parents, Jiang Yu opened the car door with a heavy heart.
Guan Yue was sitting on his left, wearing a well-tailored gray suit. He was leaning on his elbow to check the documents. At this moment, his eyes slid towards him coldly, and Jiang Yu couldn't help shivering.
With the air conditioner turned on, Guan Zhan, the co-pilot in front, turned to look at him impatiently: "Why so slow?"
He quickly got into the car: "Brother Yue, why are you here to pick me up when you have time today?"
When he saw Guan Zhan's WeChat, he thought he was dreaming.
Before Guan Yue could speak, Guan Zhan sneered in front of him: "What are you thinking about? ——It's just sending Xixi off, you? It's just incidental."
"..." Jiang Yu rolled her eyes silently.
The car is already on.
"Not waiting for Guan Xi?" Jiang Yu was very confused, always feeling that something was wrong.
"No more." Guan Yue put down the document, frowned and pressed his temple, "...now is not the time."
"Ah??" Jiang Yu felt very wrong, "Then, I can go back by myself."
"Where are you going?" Guan Zhan asked lazily.
"My home!"
Guan Zhan smiled, and Jiang Yu could see his gloating eyes from the rearview mirror: "Don't, your aunt and uncle miss you, go and see them?"
Jiang Yu: The smile is gradually sluggish.jpg
"What, what?" He couldn't believe his ears.
"Meet your uncle." Guan Zhan turned his head with a smile, and faced Jiang Yu who was about to be shattered into pieces with a strenuous posture, "Are you happy? He finally came back once, and he said he wanted to see you as soon as he came back."
At this moment, Jiang Yu's ordinary but unlucky life appeared in Jiang Yu's mind, and he thought of his uncle's serious face, and it was frozen at the moment when he cruelly asked him to do twenty pull-ups.
He took a deep breath.
Jiang Yu jumped forward, hugged him with a chair, and burst into tears: "Brother Zhan!!! You want me to die!!!!"
Guan Zhan: "Fucking brat, what are you crazy about? Let it go, let it go, let it go, you're stuck with me!!!"
Jiang Yu: "I want to get out of the car! I want to get out of the car!!! Let me get out of the car!!! Help! Who will help me!! Lu Yun!!!!"
The sound of weeping blood, every word is full of tears.
Lu Yun sneezed.
"Is it too cold?" Guan Xi asked, she looked around, the air conditioner was whistling not far away, she happened to be facing Lu Yun, "Can you change your seat?"
"No, no, I'm not so cold." Lu Yun waved his hand and took a sip of milk tea, "... Well, actually, I think it's impossible for them not to be entangled now, maybe they are similar to us, and they don't want to change back so much. Therefore, my idea should be quite suitable, and the chance of success should be quite high."
"But they tend to be duplicity, not honest."
"...You are so right." Lu Yun looked concerned.
The two looked at each other.
"...Then what should we do?" They spoke at the same time, their voices overlapping.
"..."
They both laughed at the same time.
"Why don't we call them together, and then forcefully announce that we must not change back, and wait until they are firmly opposed, and then pretend to take a step back, or else we will take turns?" Lu Yun racked his brains, "It's like bargaining .”
Guan Xi: "Hmm...it seems to be feasible?"
Lu Yun clapped his hands with a "slap": "Okay! Then it's decided. Let's go home and talk to our family members, and then set aside a day to meet and have a specific discussion?"
Guan Xi thought for a while, took out her mobile phone, looked at the calendar, and said, "...how about today?"
"Ah?" Even Lu Yun was stunned, "What? Are you in such a hurry?"
"Because my parents are too busy," Guan Xi said. She was a little cautious when she spoke, trying to avoid adding "you" or "I" in front of her parents. "They seldom stay at home, but I don’t know why today. Everyone is back, I don’t know when they will leave, but at least they will stay at home for one night, if I don’t seize this opportunity, I don’t know if I can get it together.”
"...Are they so busy?" Lu Yun was a little unbelievable, "Then, why not just tonight! It's better to end early, so I always remember that I can't eat well, sleep well, even play Not having fun."
Guan Xi sized up the radiant Lu Yun, but didn't speak.
She took out her phone, swiped it a few times, and suddenly seemed to see something, she laughed, and her tone was cheerful: "Hey, by the way, Guan Xi, do you know that we were hugged wrong for a long time?"
Guan Xi picked up the milk tea and took a sip: "Well, it's been a long time, what's wrong?"
"After you found out about this, didn't you go online to search for similar situations?"
"?" Guan Xi was genuinely puzzled for a moment, "Is there a situation similar to ours? You mean to give birth to the wrong child?... There are so many cases?" Is the hospital so sloppy?
"I don't know if this happens a lot in real life," Lu Yun shook his head, "But, isn't it old-fashioned to replace the civet cat with the wrong child for the prince?"
Having said that, she began to rummage on her mobile phone for a while, stood up and pulled the chair beside Guan Xi, and motioned her to look. The collection interface of the novel app was full of dozens of books, and a striking [wrong hug] label was pasted on the bottom. Above, it is difficult for people not to understand.
"Hey, I found it on the Internet. I originally wanted to use it as some reference, but I didn't expect the writing to be pretty good...cough," she rubbed her nose, a little embarrassed, "——Actually, the stalk of holding the wrong child is It’s really an old meme in online articles. There are quite a lot of people who write, but there are very few new ones. Moreover, the two children who were hugged wrong in it will always get angry with each other for no reason, and they don’t communicate well at all... It doesn’t seem very good Is it applicable to the two of us? And the reasons for their confrontation are also very old-fashioned."
Guan Xi looked at Lu Yun with a strange expression, raised his eyebrows, and felt that the conversation between the two of them was really strange at this moment: "...for example?"
"For example," she thought for a while, "I have a better family and feel that the other one has taken away what she should have...noble status and monstrous wealth?" Saying this, Lu Yun's expression couldn't help but be surprised After a while, she wrinkled her nose, "Then the other... will feel the same...??"
She herself was shocked: "Wait, so poor families don't deserve to be in the show? Is it me who dislikes the poor and loves the rich?"
Guan Xi wanted to laugh, she thought Lu Yun's shocked expression was really interesting, much more interesting than the novel she was talking about.
"Forget it, skip this... I went on to say, generally speaking, conflicts intensify on men," Lu Yun continued, "I've only come into contact with this kind of novels recently, and I haven't read many, but——I'm simple To put it bluntly, if I were the heroine, your childhood sweetheart or the man you have a crush on will fall in love with me uncontrollably..."
Speaking of this, Lu Yun's expression was strange for a moment, as if he had made up something extraordinary, and suddenly he laughed, and the more he laughed, the more funny he felt, and he couldn't help laughing until he trembled. In the end, Guan Xi looked at her, laughed inexplicably, covered her head with one hand, and laughed along with it.
The two of you look at me, I look at you, the more you look at each other's faces, the more you want to laugh, you just can't stop.
Lu Yun clutched her stomach, finally stopped reluctantly, wiped away some tears from the corners of her eyes, and said, "...do you have a crush on someone?"
"No." Guan Xi shook his head, making a reasonable inference, "...so we shouldn't...?"
"Then we will jump to another possibility, you are the heroine." Lu Yun said, "There are routines for this kind, xx love life and death! Falling in love with my brother who has no blood relationship with me or something..."
Jiang Yu's face jumped out of Lu Yun's mind, and she shuddered.
Guan Xi thought of the big pig's trotters at home, and couldn't help but fell silent.
"...unless I'm crazy," she said.
"...Very good." Lu Yun said, "It seems that we don't need the stalk of 'falling in love with the same man'."
Guan Xi was almost amused: "Don't be kidding."
"I'm not joking," Lu Yun spread his hands, "I'm serious—since neither of my parties wants to change back, then I can think of a way to get the best of both worlds? For example, if the two families recognize each other, they usually don't change back. But winter and summer vacations can be exchanged for living in the same place... Otherwise, we can simply live on both sides of the house - anyway, it is very convenient to live in one city, isn't it?"
"It sounds like a good idea."
"Of course, I've thought about it for a long time." Lu Yun was triumphant, "But if we want to convince my parents and your parents, we still have to work together, we have to prescribe the right medicine, and think about it for fun... No, Great idea that works."
While Lu Yun was having a secret meeting with Guan Xi to think about how to persuade his parents, Jiang Yu opened the car door with a heavy heart.
Guan Yue was sitting on his left, wearing a well-tailored gray suit. He was leaning on his elbow to check the documents. At this moment, his eyes slid towards him coldly, and Jiang Yu couldn't help shivering.
With the air conditioner turned on, Guan Zhan, the co-pilot in front, turned to look at him impatiently: "Why so slow?"
He quickly got into the car: "Brother Yue, why are you here to pick me up when you have time today?"
When he saw Guan Zhan's WeChat, he thought he was dreaming.
Before Guan Yue could speak, Guan Zhan sneered in front of him: "What are you thinking about? ——It's just sending Xixi off, you? It's just incidental."
"..." Jiang Yu rolled her eyes silently.
The car is already on.
"Not waiting for Guan Xi?" Jiang Yu was very confused, always feeling that something was wrong.
"No more." Guan Yue put down the document, frowned and pressed his temple, "...now is not the time."
"Ah??" Jiang Yu felt very wrong, "Then, I can go back by myself."
"Where are you going?" Guan Zhan asked lazily.
"My home!"
Guan Zhan smiled, and Jiang Yu could see his gloating eyes from the rearview mirror: "Don't, your aunt and uncle miss you, go and see them?"
Jiang Yu: The smile is gradually sluggish.jpg
"What, what?" He couldn't believe his ears.
"Meet your uncle." Guan Zhan turned his head with a smile, and faced Jiang Yu who was about to be shattered into pieces with a strenuous posture, "Are you happy? He finally came back once, and he said he wanted to see you as soon as he came back."
At this moment, Jiang Yu's ordinary but unlucky life appeared in Jiang Yu's mind, and he thought of his uncle's serious face, and it was frozen at the moment when he cruelly asked him to do twenty pull-ups.
He took a deep breath.
Jiang Yu jumped forward, hugged him with a chair, and burst into tears: "Brother Zhan!!! You want me to die!!!!"
Guan Zhan: "Fucking brat, what are you crazy about? Let it go, let it go, let it go, you're stuck with me!!!"
Jiang Yu: "I want to get out of the car! I want to get out of the car!!! Let me get out of the car!!! Help! Who will help me!! Lu Yun!!!!"
The sound of weeping blood, every word is full of tears.
Lu Yun sneezed.
"Is it too cold?" Guan Xi asked, she looked around, the air conditioner was whistling not far away, she happened to be facing Lu Yun, "Can you change your seat?"
"No, no, I'm not so cold." Lu Yun waved his hand and took a sip of milk tea, "... Well, actually, I think it's impossible for them not to be entangled now, maybe they are similar to us, and they don't want to change back so much. Therefore, my idea should be quite suitable, and the chance of success should be quite high."
"But they tend to be duplicity, not honest."
"...You are so right." Lu Yun looked concerned.
The two looked at each other.
"...Then what should we do?" They spoke at the same time, their voices overlapping.
"..."
They both laughed at the same time.
"Why don't we call them together, and then forcefully announce that we must not change back, and wait until they are firmly opposed, and then pretend to take a step back, or else we will take turns?" Lu Yun racked his brains, "It's like bargaining .”
Guan Xi: "Hmm...it seems to be feasible?"
Lu Yun clapped his hands with a "slap": "Okay! Then it's decided. Let's go home and talk to our family members, and then set aside a day to meet and have a specific discussion?"
Guan Xi thought for a while, took out her mobile phone, looked at the calendar, and said, "...how about today?"
"Ah?" Even Lu Yun was stunned, "What? Are you in such a hurry?"
"Because my parents are too busy," Guan Xi said. She was a little cautious when she spoke, trying to avoid adding "you" or "I" in front of her parents. "They seldom stay at home, but I don’t know why today. Everyone is back, I don’t know when they will leave, but at least they will stay at home for one night, if I don’t seize this opportunity, I don’t know if I can get it together.”
"...Are they so busy?" Lu Yun was a little unbelievable, "Then, why not just tonight! It's better to end early, so I always remember that I can't eat well, sleep well, even play Not having fun."
Guan Xi sized up the radiant Lu Yun, but didn't speak.
She took out her phone, swiped it a few times, and suddenly seemed to see something, she laughed, and her tone was cheerful: "Hey, by the way, Guan Xi, do you know that we were hugged wrong for a long time?"
Guan Xi picked up the milk tea and took a sip: "Well, it's been a long time, what's wrong?"
"After you found out about this, didn't you go online to search for similar situations?"
"?" Guan Xi was genuinely puzzled for a moment, "Is there a situation similar to ours? You mean to give birth to the wrong child?... There are so many cases?" Is the hospital so sloppy?
"I don't know if this happens a lot in real life," Lu Yun shook his head, "But, isn't it old-fashioned to replace the civet cat with the wrong child for the prince?"
Having said that, she began to rummage on her mobile phone for a while, stood up and pulled the chair beside Guan Xi, and motioned her to look. The collection interface of the novel app was full of dozens of books, and a striking [wrong hug] label was pasted on the bottom. Above, it is difficult for people not to understand.
"Hey, I found it on the Internet. I originally wanted to use it as some reference, but I didn't expect the writing to be pretty good...cough," she rubbed her nose, a little embarrassed, "——Actually, the stalk of holding the wrong child is It’s really an old meme in online articles. There are quite a lot of people who write, but there are very few new ones. Moreover, the two children who were hugged wrong in it will always get angry with each other for no reason, and they don’t communicate well at all... It doesn’t seem very good Is it applicable to the two of us? And the reasons for their confrontation are also very old-fashioned."
Guan Xi looked at Lu Yun with a strange expression, raised his eyebrows, and felt that the conversation between the two of them was really strange at this moment: "...for example?"
"For example," she thought for a while, "I have a better family and feel that the other one has taken away what she should have...noble status and monstrous wealth?" Saying this, Lu Yun's expression couldn't help but be surprised After a while, she wrinkled her nose, "Then the other... will feel the same...??"
She herself was shocked: "Wait, so poor families don't deserve to be in the show? Is it me who dislikes the poor and loves the rich?"
Guan Xi wanted to laugh, she thought Lu Yun's shocked expression was really interesting, much more interesting than the novel she was talking about.
"Forget it, skip this... I went on to say, generally speaking, conflicts intensify on men," Lu Yun continued, "I've only come into contact with this kind of novels recently, and I haven't read many, but——I'm simple To put it bluntly, if I were the heroine, your childhood sweetheart or the man you have a crush on will fall in love with me uncontrollably..."
Speaking of this, Lu Yun's expression was strange for a moment, as if he had made up something extraordinary, and suddenly he laughed, and the more he laughed, the more funny he felt, and he couldn't help laughing until he trembled. In the end, Guan Xi looked at her, laughed inexplicably, covered her head with one hand, and laughed along with it.
The two of you look at me, I look at you, the more you look at each other's faces, the more you want to laugh, you just can't stop.
Lu Yun clutched her stomach, finally stopped reluctantly, wiped away some tears from the corners of her eyes, and said, "...do you have a crush on someone?"
"No." Guan Xi shook his head, making a reasonable inference, "...so we shouldn't...?"
"Then we will jump to another possibility, you are the heroine." Lu Yun said, "There are routines for this kind, xx love life and death! Falling in love with my brother who has no blood relationship with me or something..."
Jiang Yu's face jumped out of Lu Yun's mind, and she shuddered.
Guan Xi thought of the big pig's trotters at home, and couldn't help but fell silent.
"...unless I'm crazy," she said.
"...Very good." Lu Yun said, "It seems that we don't need the stalk of 'falling in love with the same man'."
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