Dress to be a celebrity

Ever since Song Shi arrived in Hanzhong, he has been obsessed with production and construction, and he has indeed spent much less energy on lecturing, and most of them are talking about practical skills. Stop talking about the relationship between heaven and man.

After many years, he came out with a new theory, which was about the theory of thunder and lightning that no one had touched before, which immediately aroused the interest of many scholars.

Thunder and lightning can not only be seen in the sky, but can also be caught and used by people...

This is true or false, how to verify?

In fact, in Song Dynasty, after the first electrical class was taught at the girls' school affiliated to Hanzhong College, some female teachers and students went back and told their parents about this magical class.The teachers can bear with it, but those female students have to sue their relatives for everything, and their father is also a faculty member of the school. After hearing the news, they almost want to go to the government office to block Mr. Song, begging him to give a lecture to the graduate class quickly. Electricity class.

Fortunately, Song Shi was well prepared.

He moved faster than all the people who had attended the class. After sending Zhou Wang and his wife back to the mansion, he immediately returned to the school, summoned the instructors of the two schools in the prefecture and county, and handed them the prepared lecture notes.

"This handout is printed separately as a supplementary issue, which will be attached to tomorrow's "Hanzhong Economic News"! The page head must be printed eye-catching—not only the font size is conspicuous, but also a few bright colors such as cinnabar and gamboge are mixed in the headline The wording must make people see the newspaper from a distance, and then they can read the words printed on it!"

Now that he has decided to spread his knowledge of electricity to the entire Zheng Dynasty, he no longer hesitates or delays, and immediately prints the knowledge he has sorted out into a newspaper and distributes it to the entire Hanzhong Mansion.

The knowledge he taught today is epoch-making knowledge, and it is enough to shake the world. When teachers and students go back and talk about it with their families, some people will definitely come to study.Not to mention that the king of Zhou will also dedicate the power generation device to the capital, and spread the theoretical knowledge of electricity from the top of the world...

Now it is the busiest season for harvesting wheat and rice in June and July, and his serious business is to persuade farmers, so he doesn't have much time to give lectures.It is better to publish a few articles to popularize science for the world, let interested students study on their own, and wait until winter in October, when the farming and urging courses are over, and then hold a serious lecture meeting.

He is also a person who has studied for decades, and he is most considerate of the psychology of scholars chasing the latest knowledge, and he will never delay or hold back what should be disseminated.

Several newspaper editors took the handout with trembling hands, and excitedly agreed: "Your subordinates, go and print it right away. You must burn it yourself, and print a clean and eye-catching newspaper!"

These editors are all school instructors, and some of them are elderly and virtuous, who have become teachers in girls' schools.Although they never followed into the classroom to sit down and listen to the lecture, they also quietly listened to it outside the door. They were scratching their hearts and lungs by his method of attracting lightning and the law of heaven. Seeing this handout is like pedestrians in the desert seeing water. , I wish I could get into it even if it fits well.

Seeing how excited they were, Song Shi was embarrassed to force them into a meeting and arranged for Zhou Wang and his party to inspect the press release of girls' schools and kindergartens, so he had to let them go first.

The supplementary issue has been submitted, but the main issue is still waiting for the manuscript.

However, a good leader is to be able to grab the right people to work at any time-although these editors have been obsessed with electricity, there are also ladies who accompany Zhou Wang and his wife from beginning to end.They get off work early, and they are all talented in writing, writing two manuscripts is not a problem at all.

Relying on his status as a married man, Principal Song went into the female teacher's office without avoiding suspicion and arranged a new job.

Each person has a promotional manuscript, select the best ones, and pay the remuneration——

Song Shi himself wrote manuscripts for Jinjiang.com for 20 years. What he hated the most was that Jinjiang’s remuneration was too low. He only paid thirty or forty for a short popular science article, which was not enough to buy two doctoral dissertations.He judges others by himself, and pays high retaliatory fees to the authors under his hand. The remuneration for a thousand-character manuscript is higher than that of selecting manuscripts and compiling books such as Examination Room Mo.

Of course, these are all voluntary undertakings, and the principal will not force them.If they don't have time to write by themselves, brothers and sisters, husband-in-law and friends who have good writing skills at home can also write for them.

Many of these female teachers are female officials brought by the king of Zhou. There must be talented women around the princess who have no family and can stay up late to catch up on manuscripts.

The teachers listened to him quietly, and no one answered for a while.Song Shi felt a little guilty in this silence, and secretly reflected on whether he had squeezed the employees too hard this time, and shouldn't have asked the employees' families to work overtime.

However, before he could reflect on whether the feudal bureaucrats should oppress the employees' families, the female gentlemen made a movement.

They all rushed forward and saluted him gratefully, thanking him for giving him a chance to write an article.

This kind of manuscripts have always been written by literati and celebrities. Although they have read some books, they are all women. They only dare to write some entertainment notes and send them to the newspaper secretly. How can they think that they can also write about such a big event as the prince's tour. ?

Even if they don't sleep all night, they have to produce the best manuscript and hand it over to the adults!

Mr. Song immediately threw the word "reflection" behind his head, and said aggressively: "These days, Huan Jijiu and I will publish a few more articles in the Hanzhong Economic News. The instructors are afraid that this will distract you. If you If you are interested, you may wish to write more manuscripts on elementary school and articles for preparation..."

They are all teachers from their own schools, so you don’t have to worry about not being able to supply the manuscripts, and you can use them with peace of mind!

The female gentlemen became more and more delighted as they listened to it, and they wished they could immediately pick up their pens to write a composition and print a newspaper.But after the surprise, someone said tremblingly: "The concubine is just a girl. The news published in this newspaper are written by talented old gentlemen. How can a woman do such an article?"

... What happened to the woman?

Girls are still on a takeaway group during the eleventh holiday, and they climbed the Great Wall eight times in seven days. What difference between men and women can be written by just writing an interview about a leader visiting a school?

He restrained his desire to preach equality between men and women to his teachers, and only waved his hand lightly: "Articles are naturally made, and you can get them by chance. I have never heard of a saying that men can get them but women can't. Don't think too much, just do it first and then talk about it." good."

The lady in the house moved him so much that he wished he could work overtime as a voluntary duty. When he returned home, when Princess Zhou talked about this matter, he would even praise Song Shi severely.

This is the true celebrity self-styled!How can those rotten Confucians and playboys in Beijing compare to him? !

The concubine couldn't help being a little envious when she heard it, but she couldn't write the manuscript herself due to her status, but she also looked at their manuscripts and pointed out a few places where the writing was not good.Although it was not the first time for King Zhou to be in a newspaper, it was the first time he saw people around him write manuscripts, and they still wrote manuscripts about himself, which aroused their interest, and they simply revised the manuscript with the princess, and the revision was full of affection and harmony. .

Although Mrs. Wang, the concubine, didn't get involved in the joy of the couple writing articles together, she silently read a pile of content she had listened to during the day in front of a pen and paper, and watched late at night in front of the bright light of a kerosene lamp.

The Prince's family was still lighting up the lamp to study, so the relatives of Emperor Huan and Emperor Song in the side yard naturally did not dare to go to bed early.Song Shi came back from working overtime at night, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Huan Ling silently compiling a short essay on popular science of electricity, rewriting small experiments in the history of electricity for him.

Song Shi in the article discovered the existence of static electricity when he made the glass box Sheng Jiahe for a while; for a while, he saw the current falling with the rain, guessed that water can store electricity and invented the water bottle electricity storage method; Magnetic induction wires can generate electricity...

It was more comprehensive than he thought.

Song Shi leaned over to look at it for a while, couldn't help but kissed him deeply on the ear, and said with a smile, "Student Huan is so understanding, you know that the teacher will serialize popular science articles in the newspaper in the future?"

The pen in Student Huan's hand shook slightly, and a small ink dot fell on the paper, and he shook his head with a smile: "Other teachers watch the students write hand in hand, and Teacher Song is not a teacher, to disturb the students like this. "

Teacher Song made him feel ashamed of what he said, and his movements became more honest. He took a plate of orpiment from the side, mixed it on the tip of the pen, and wiped off the ink spots for him.

Seeing him restrained, student Huan was proud of his pampering. He put down his pen and waited for him to hold his students' hands and teach them to write like other good teachers.After all, Mr. Song did not do it thoughtfully before, and felt ashamed in his heart. He couldn't help but bow his head in front of this student, wrapped his hand and brush with his hands, changed to a new piece of paper, and dipped it in ink to write on the paper.

What was written was not a popular science story, but "If you want to buy an electric experiment kit, you can make an appointment at the concierge of Hanzhong Economic Park, and you can get it one month after ordering."

The font is crooked and crooked, and it is completely impossible to see the skills that the two Jinshi have practiced for many years.But what makes Huan Ling most amusing is not the words, but the written content——

This is... an advertisement, right?

Where are the officials who advertise in person, aren't they all advertised by the businessmen below?

He pushed up with his left hand and wrapped it around Song Shi's hand, and said strangely: "Where is there a teacher who teaches students how to do business, who is not afraid that I will learn badly? Is not afraid that I will tell the parents?"

Which parent to tell?Your parents have already returned to Jiangxi, and you are in the hands of my Teacher Song, and it is too late to sue your parents!

Teacher Song laughed viciously, his arms sank, and he held his body tightly in his arms, biting his ear from behind and said, "Which parent do you want to tell? Let the teacher listen, and see that Dong Weng is a believer in the student." Or Mr. Xin's?"

Huan Ling closed his eyes slightly, let him bite lightly, and smiled soothingly: "Forget it, I won't sue. My father-in-law has a strict family education. Even if he knew that I was bullied by my husband, he only blamed me for being his son-in-law, not my husband. I How can..."

It's nothing, it's just that the roots of my husband's teeth are a little itchy, and I just want to take a few more bites.

Mr. Song, the teacher, did not act like a teacher. He interrupted his children to write essays as soon as he entered the door. The disturbance caused Huan Yushi to fail to finish his popular science essay the next day. In the end, he only handed him a friction electrification experiment.

But as soon as this newspaper was published, it shocked the city of Hanzhong, and then it was quickly circulated among scholars, and quickly swept the entire Hanzhong, southern Shaanxi, Guanzhong, northern Shaanxi, Jiubian, Sichuan in the distance... until the capital and Jiangnan and other places. .

The title of the handout is clear and clear, and the words "thunder, rain and dew are all the blessings of heaven. The ancestors have used the rain and dew for a long time, but now they should harvest thunder and lightning and tame them for civilian use", which caught everyone's attention.